Here's my wishlist:
Option to turn off viewing of avatars. (sorry folks...)
Option to turn off signatures. (I hate signatures that are three times larger than that poster's average post. Sorry again)
Auto scaling of attached images (I'm the big offender there, I guess... Sorry me)
Bold, Italics, Underlining and Spoilers being the only special font options.
Standard HTML code instead of crazy-board only codes.
Easy WAP Access. I love being able to browse the net from the toilet at work.
The ability to ignore posters. Not something I would use, but I think every board should have it.
Me as grand king ruler of all.
NO* YouTube (or such) video imbedding. So many forums are going with this and I hate it. If I want to look at your stupid video, I can click on a link.
Bring Back the Rat!
*edit* And how 'bout some code that actually makes a bulleted list when you use a command called 'bullet'?