Author Topic: Its All Work Related!! (Read 32034 times)

mantidor · « **Reply #25 on:** February 10, 2006, 03:40:31 PM »

that was hilarious. Its sadly inevitable, but Ive managed to keep my body functions at home almost exclusively.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2006, 05:38:07 PM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Well I have a Chapter IV: Pranks to Play when a Co-Worker's Away
but they are mostly pictures, and I ran out of space to store them at photobucket.

www.boomnizzle.com/pgc

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 10, 2006, 05:42:26 PM »

Chapter IV: Pranks to Play when a Co-Worker's Away

Prank #1: Post-It Notes

Put post-it notes around the office

C'mon, put them everywhere

And I mean EVERYWHERE!!!

Can't forget the floor.

Or all the computer equipment

Now go for the punchline

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 12, 2006, 11:10:30 AM »

Prank #2: Destroy Desk or Keyboard

Create a Monument to Work Place Aggression

Or Turn their Keyboard in to a Chia Pet

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2006, 06:00:33 PM »

Prank #3: Completely Alter Their Cubicle Space

Help them keep their cubicle fresh, by covering it in Aluminum Foil

Replace everything with an exact cardboard replica

Or help them catch up on current events by covering it in Newspaper

And to make sure nothing is damaged while they are away... pack everything in styrofoam peanuts

couchmonkey · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:20:34 AM »

At his work one of my friends rented an air pump and filled hundreds of balloons, using them to fill a coworker's office from the bottom to the top while he was gone. Balloons wound up all over the entire office, to the point where people from other divisions and other floors were coming to see where they all came from.

UncleBob · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2006, 07:24:47 AM »

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You phail!

There are no notes on the celing!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2006, 06:16:26 PM »

Actually on one April Fools day we took all the stuff we could move out of the break room and put it into our bosses office. We hooked everything up, ate a snack in his office & left a mess on the table when we were done.
We left a note on a lady's desk that we works withs desk to brew some coffee in his office as soon as she got there but don't tell anyone about the joke(she is first into the office everyday).

The next day everyone thought someone had robbed the kitchen but followed the scent of fresh coffee back to my bosses office. He wasn't mad, but he didn't like having his office smell like coffee, or the fact that people were microwaving food in his office either. it was pretty funny.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 27, 2006, 09:52:35 PM »

Chapter V: The Office Memo (what you though I was done?)

Memo 1: New Rules For Employment

p.s. Read the Senior VP name and then the title under my avatar

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2006, 12:21:00 AM »

Memo #2(a): New Employment Policy - the long version

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 28, 2006, 07:59:44 AM »

Memo #2(b): New Employment Policy - The shorter and slightly different version

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #36 on:** February 28, 2006, 08:56:47 AM »

And you haven't written a management book yet?

What the F*CK are you waiting for?

vudu · « **Reply #37 on:** February 28, 2006, 09:53:19 AM »

Coffee Cups $66.51? WTF. Those are some expensive-ass cups.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 22, 2006, 12:41:06 AM »

I bet you thought that there couldn't possibly be more, but there is...

Chapter VI: Hand Delivered Package Labels

Sometimes we have packages that need to be delivered to a different suite within the same building, instead of paying for the courier service to do it, we have to do it ourselves.

The catch is that I work a swing shift(afternoon shift) and the packages need to be delivered in the morning(around 9am), so when we get a package that need to be delivered to a different suite within the building after that other suite that is closed we have to prepare the package to be delivered by someone else in the morning.

So far I have made 3 different ones, and I'm looking for more good ideas. If you have a good idea, help me out

Label #1: Bad Apple Courier

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 22, 2006, 06:43:16 AM »

Label #2: Minuteman Express 1

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 22, 2006, 01:00:40 PM »

Label #3: Minuteman Express 2

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #41 on:** March 22, 2006, 09:35:49 PM »

I saw a minuteman t-shirt someplace (not the same, more subtle), but I couldn't find one my size.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2006, 08:06:32 AM »

well I slapped the logo together from three different things, the actual minuteman, the letters EX, and the business name Minuteman Press.

If you can think of a good slogan to go with Minuteman Express, lets hear it. If you can think of a completely different company name and a good slogan to go with that too, then thats even better.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 27, 2007, 04:21:58 AM »

The resurrection of a thread that arguably should have never been.....

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

I really wish someone would have shared this with me alot sooner, as it really would have come in handy on the numerous, and by numerous I mean many, time I've been caught sleeping at the desk.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:52:40 AM »

The pictures are down! I need to see them!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:05:20 PM »

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Originally posted by: thatguy
The pictures are down! I need to see them!

I noticed that they are down, but that would require alot of effort on my part to find and rehost the pictures. Some would have to be re-scanned and then re-posted, others just have to be found on my work computer again, and then re-hosted once again. Either way, it requires alot of effort on my part, and I promise, when that effort is put in, I will PM you to let you know. Besides there is a few things I've been wanting to add to my work <S>blog</S> thread, so I'll get around to it eventually.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 02, 2007, 05:48:54 PM »

Just incase you all forgot, we are actually using these delivery labels when dropping off packages to the company upstairs from us.
It is an office filled with women, and they still, to this day, have not said anything about our packages.

Label #4: iDeliver

LOL this one is guest starring the Ponch, the older ladies(30+) upstairs probably got a kick out of this one.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #47 on:** June 03, 2007, 07:46:12 AM »

I'm going to have to figure out something funny for you. Have you seen those Admiral Ackbar "It's a _______" labels? I may find one and stick it up there.

It might not fit the bill exactly, but I bet you might be able to use it.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:08:23 PM »

Label #5: Mandingo Delivery

my co-worker that drew the image, sort of drew himself, but not really. He was also the one to drop off the package.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 09, 2007, 10:46:34 AM »

At thatguys request this thread has been fully restocked as far as past content goes.

Label #6: Adonis Courier

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