Surprised at the death of the Able Sisters, the villagers held a funeral to mourn them. After the burial, they all planted some black and blue lilies in a design that made an outline of the Able sisters faces. Suddenly, there was a large crash as a couple trees fell down onto the flowers. The villagers all turned to see Eugene chopping down some trees.
"Yeah buddy!" he told the crowd, "Looks like I finally got me some peaches."
The crowd stared at him in disbelief. "Oh, do you like my happy axe?" he asked, noticing them staring at him. He took a peach. "Ah I do so enjoy a happy peach. Hey, that's a nice garden you've got there with some happy lilies. It would probably look better without those trees lying on it though."
"You've disrespected the dead," yelled one of the villagers, getting very angry. He grabbed a peach and threw it at Eugene. It hit him in the head knocking off his sunglasses. Eugene blinked towards the crowd.
"I recognize those eyes. Why, that's Leif in disguise! He's a known pal of the Nook Mafia. Get him!" cried the Mayor.
"Uh-oh," said Leif, "Time for me to make a happy escape." Now normally sloths don't move fast but man did Leif run that day! He ran to the dock where Tommy Nook was already starting to take off in the boat Leif had stolen from Kapp'n earlier that day. (Oh look. I do incorporate some of the roleplaying into my story. I'm just that good!) Leif, still in his Eugene disguise, quickly put on some water skis and grabbed hold of the rope extending from the back of the boat.
Zooming over the surface of the water, Eugene (Leif) looked back at the crowd standing on beach watching him get away. "Yeah buddy! Just too cool for you all!"
"Bet you can't jump off that ramp," yelled one of the villagers. Eugene looked ahead and saw the ramp he was talking about. "Oh yeah?" he said and angled over for it not noticing the sign warning of shark infested waters past the ramp. Eugene hit the ramp and sailed into the air flying over the water. "Ayyyyyyyyyyy" he screamed while giving a couple thumbs up when out of the water a great white shark jumped up and bit him in half. The top of his torso fell to the water where it sank in to be devoured by the other sharks there.
Satisfied at the death of Eugene and that it was nothing like the death he requested from Xenoblade Chronicles because that's a different game and doesn't belong in the A.C. world unlike a joke rip-off of a really old Happy Days episode, the crowd dispersed to their homes.
After waiting out at sea for awhile and cursing Leif for his display of careless bravado, Tommy Nook turned the boat around and quietly drifted back to the shore. Under the cover of darkness, he slowly crept back to the spot he hid his Mr. Resetti disguise. Using the Resetti Survellience center, the 'Coon mafia was able to safely hide underground. However, upon getting close to the entrance, he saw the stevey penguin Cube wrapping a present. After waiting for a bit, Tommy started getting impatient waiting for Cube to hurry up and leave. Deciding to just take him out, Tommy brandished the Resetti pick-axe and snuck up behind Cube. He stepped on a branch causing it crack just as he swung the pick-axe. The noise cause Cube to turn around and the pick-axe went right into the present.
"(Ap)D-d-dude! You idiot," cried out Cube and with that, the present exploded having contained a great bomb which Cube had been putting together. Unhappy with the state of the villagers and their greedy capitalist ways, Cube had decided to wipe out the village and their decedent western ways and cleanse the land by allowing nature to take it over. He died before being able to finish his work.
Hiding behind a tree, Tortimer heard the explosion and saw the blast in the distance. Startled, Tortimer came out of his hiding spot to get a better view. However, the explosion caused others to also investigate and as Spike started running to see what was happening. He fell into the pitfall trap Tortimer had set. Seeing this, Tortimer started to brandish his axe when suddenly Blathers came up behind him and started talking.
"Why, Tortimer, old friend. How good to see you!It's been so long. Why this takes me back to the time when I was...." Blathers droned on.
Tortimer quickly put the axe back in his pockets. "Look Blathers, I'm very busy and I've got to be going and all," Tortimer said. However, Blathers then put a wing of his behind Tortimer's back and started walking with him not paying attention to what Tortimer was saying at all. Tortimer sighed and stopped walking hoping Blathers would soon finish.
When Tortimer woke up, the sun was rising and Blathers was long gone. So was Spike. Not again, cursed Tortimer and he rushed off back to his island hideout.
Meanwhile, K.K. Slider received an urgent phone call.
"This is K.K. Slider. What's your groove?" he answered.
"K.K.! It's Katie! You've got help me," came a voice on the line.
"How'd you get my number?" asked K.K.
"It's automatically given to all those who have a K.K. Slider Diehard badge. I'm a huge fan of yours," explained Katie.
"Oh! I'll do anything for my fans. What's up?" said K.K.
"I was at a party with some strangers and we went to the home of one of them. Well, some men have broken in. They've already taken the others. I'm hiding under a bed but I'm afraid they're going to come for me," sobbed Katie.
"Katie, you cool cat. Listen to me. You're going to be taken. But before they grab you, I need you to give me all the information you can. What can you tell me about your whereabouts?" commanded K.K.
"I'm in the town of Shangri-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Katie as she was dragged away. K.K. could hear a scuffle. Then he heard someone pick up the phone and their breathing came through on the line.
Speaking deeply and darkly, K.K. spoke through the phone to the person listening, "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my fan go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
The line stayed silent. Then a voice spoke. "Good luck," it said. Then the line went dead as the call ended.
"Party's over, folks!" said K.K. immediately shutting down his equipment. The music attendees watched, stunned, as K.K. then ran off the stage and left. Talking to his secret agent friends, K.K. was smuggled into Shangri-La to search for Katie.
Topic: Mafia LXII. AC:New Leaf, Old feuds. Day 4. Agent K.K. is on the case! (Read 15131 times)
