I've come to the realization that Crimm and I are now in a state of Mutually Assured Destruction. With our arsenals, an armed conflict between us would destroy the entire forums. I, as the noble and charismatic Leader of the Free Forums, and Crimm, as the tyrannical despot who cares nothing for his subjects, just his own twisted power fantasies, need to find a way to prevent this from escalating into a massive display of childishly changing the names of things and relentlessly locking and deleting anything we're opposed to.
Also, I heard that there's some guy named James Jones who writes for this site who really sucks.
EDIT: I will, however, concede that my opponent's new name for the Funhouse is pretty brilliant. If he were to actually visit the forums more than twice a month he might have a leg to stand on.