Author Topic: FIRST ANNUAL FIST AWARDS! (Read 6227 times)

RABicle · « **on:** November 26, 2005, 03:56:31 PM »

this is crap

Berto2K · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2005, 06:55:11 PM »

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I was thinking about making some public polls but then I remembered that democracy has failed time and time again.= So in light of this I'm just going to decide the winners of every award, maybe I'll even ignore your nominations.

Aw gee, ya too bad that Reagan is widely known as one of the best presidents in recent years, and Clarkson is far and away the most talented of any American Idol contenstant/winner as evident of none of the other winners selling anything past their first albums... if even that.

nickmitch · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2005, 08:37:53 PM »

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Originally posted by: Berto2K
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Originally posted by: RABicle
I was thinking about making some public polls but then I remembered that democracy has failed time and time again.= So in light of this I'm just going to decide the winners of every award, maybe I'll even ignore your nominations.

Aw gee, ya too bad that Reagan is widely known as one of the best presidents in recent years, and Clarkson is far and away the most talented of any American Idol contenstant/winner as evident of none of the other winners selling anything past their first albums... if even that.

Ok, problems with that are: Ronald Reagon was the devil and Kelly Clarkson was the first American Idol but the LAST to put out an album. Loosers from later seasons put out albums first. Plus, she sucks.

BTW I'd like to nominate the DS's Q3-Q4 '05 US release line up for outstanding achievement in the field of fist.
I'd also like to nominate the "will you sign my psp?" guy from the NY signing thingy for imbecile of the year and weakest human.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2005, 08:47:37 PM »

Aw gee, ya too bad that Reagan is widely known as one of the best presidents in recent years
--Still bitter about the fall of the Soviets

1. The "RABicle" award for fistworthyness. (PGC)
Whoever first posted the Rev controller patent; PGC itself for the great Rev coverage

2. The "Roland Belford" award for fistworthyness. (World)
US economic growth; Reggie.

3. Weakest Member (PGC)
Noble~Feather

4. Weakest Human (World)
US FEMA ex-director; runner-up: UN president

5. Imbecile of the Year (World)
Jack Thompson; runners up: Whoever bought $100 Stones tickets (actually I'm just jealous), whoever voted down Arnold's propositions

6. Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Fist Award
Pink Floyd reuniting for Live 8

7. Weakest Weak Event.
Letting teenagers riot for several weeks in Paris;
runners up: continued use of archaic controller design in next-gen systems, 360 launch, Zelda's 6-month delay, SC3 becomes PS3-exclusive and Too Human becomes 360-exclusive, Anaheim Angels become "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim"

IceCold · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2005, 10:03:16 PM »

You forgot Mario Kart DS for OAiFoF

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2005, 11:44:54 PM »

Hey guys, as an admin I must point out that there is to be NO SERIOUS DISCUSSION in this forum section. Oh crap, I'm breaking the rule right now. NONONOoooonoOOooOoo

RABicle · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2005, 02:53:52 AM »

This isn't serious. I've already printed out MJRX's nominations and binned them because they all managed to be so crap! Those clowns talking about politics are being serious!

ThePerm · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2005, 05:47:08 PM »

didnt i invent an awards thread like a year ago?

edit...so i didnt...but i made the list!!!!! old awards

RABicle · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2005, 08:30:49 PM »

NO NO THOSE AWARDS ARE FOR FAGS AND AN EXAMPLE OF AWARDS I AHTE SO MY AWARDS INSTEAD.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2005, 02:00:31 PM »

I nominate myself for all the good stuff.

vudu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2005, 02:04:36 PM »

1. The "RABicle" award for fistworthyness. (PGC)
I vote for RABicle, because knowing him he'll probably give the award to himself regardless of what everyone thinks so I might vote for the winner.

2. The "Roland Belford" award for fistworthyness. (World)
RABicle again, for the same reason.

3. Weakest Member (PGC)
I agree with MJRx9000's vote for Noble~Feather; that guy toyed with our hearts

4. Weakest Human (World)
Ken Kutaragi, because that guy is flippin' nuts.

5. Imbecile of the Year (World)
Jack Thompson, no doubt about it.

6. Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Fist Award
Meteos, because it kicked the crap out of Lumines.

7. Weakest Weak Event.
Live 8. It was a poor idea and had an even worse execution.

RABicle · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2005, 11:17:22 PM »

Nah the award is named after me so I can't win it. Seriously unless someone gives me some awesome nominations. That guy who jumped over the Great Wall of China on a skatebaord is getting it.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2005, 12:10:52 AM »

Dropping by this thread to add more FIST!!

ARRRG!!!

FIST!!!

wandering · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2005, 11:23:09 PM »

1. stevey

2. Ronald Reagon

3. RABicle

4. Joss Whedon

5. Stephen Hawking

6. 50 Cent: Bullet Proof

7. The Mario Kart DS launch

RABicle · « **Reply #14 on:** December 01, 2005, 11:25:06 PM »

Nobody told me it was opposite day!

Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2005, 11:28:42 PM »

That's exactly why it is! I mean isn't.

wandering · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2005, 12:04:41 AM »

In the funhouse, every day is/isn't opposite day!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2005, 06:05:23 AM »

I nominate Russian squirrels for worldwide fist, for devouring a dog.

vudu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2005, 09:13:04 AM »

I nominate Bloodworth for the "RABicle" award for fistworthyness.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2005, 09:33:34 AM »

Ahahah that nomination was inevitable

wandering · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:57:14 PM »

Hidey

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2005, 07:14:00 AM »

When are the winners gunna be announced?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2005, 08:09:36 AM »

I don't know, Rab's a colossal ***.

IceCold · « **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2006, 06:55:24 PM »

Time heals almost all wounds..

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #24 on:** January 01, 2006, 07:21:55 PM »

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Author Topic: FIRST ANNUAL FIST AWARDS! (Read 6227 times)