Can we please hear the story? because it's bound to be one heck of a story when the words "drunk", "walking", and "hungry" (not to mention that this is happening around midnight) are all in the same sentence...
no need for details, make the participants anonymous (like person 1, person 2, person 3 and such), just the story.
Keep up the great work! if it weren't for you guys, I'd've quit video games a long time ago.