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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2013, 12:29:43 AM »
Wii drive repair gets 11 million. Your logic is flawed.


I've had 2 Xbox 360s and neither failed.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2013, 12:31:21 AM »
Another survey (of 500,000 gamers) puts pre-2008 consoles at above 50% failure.

http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox-failure-rates-are-reportedly-down-ps3-failure-rates-just-generation-comes-to-a-close/
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2013, 12:32:53 AM »
I'm not basing my argument on a google search - but I don't doubt that Wii drive repair would get 3000x the results of Wii GPU repair. That's the only reason people bring Wiis to our shop, I'm sure at least 10% of them have had their drives fail by now (mine did, it doesn't even have a drive anymore).
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #128 on: July 30, 2013, 12:37:39 AM »
Now, this certainly isn't scientific, but a Game Informer survey in 2009 puts the XBox 360 at a 54% failure rate (http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/2009/08/19/survey-xbox-360-failure-rate-is-54-2/).

According to your favorite site, someone who actually worked on the design team said the consoles had a 68% failure rate in their tests. Your favorite also reports that retailers put the console at a 33% failure rate (and they want to actually sell them).

Another survey (of 500,000 gamers) puts pre-2008 consoles at above 50% failure.
http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox-failure-rates-are-reportedly-down-ps3-failure-rates-just-generation-comes-to-a-close/

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I've had 2 Xbox 360s and neither failed.

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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2013, 12:41:42 AM »
That's true. Typical "global warming is a hoax because it's cold right now where I live" argument (not to bring that issue up or putting Mr. Spyke on one side of the issue, just saying).
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2013, 12:49:00 AM »
You brought up your personal experience, so I made a off hand comment that was the same.

It would be like you saying it's hot most of the time because you sweat so much and me saying I rarely sweat (not the best analogy).
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2013, 12:52:22 AM »
Just for shits and giggles, 2/6 = 33%. Keep in mind both of my consoles that failed were pre-Jasper units, and just for the benefit of the doubt, I'll say yours say something earlier than October 20, 2008. That puts us at a 50% failure rate chief.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2013, 12:53:12 AM »
He brought up his personal experience, combined with the experience of a multitude of his customers, combined with two different large-sample surveys, and combined with the information from a Microsoft insider that Microsoft then sued in court for leaking confidential info (not false information, mind you - which is the major telling point in that story).

You told us about your two systems.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2013, 10:58:43 PM »
I would weight Brandogg's experience over most of our own since he owns a repair shop. His explanation  on the design flaw speaks to the core of the issue with the 360 RROD epidemic.

Though, I would say I trust Nintendo's statistic on DS hinges because of the "vocal minority" and my sheer fanboyism.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2013, 11:01:22 PM »
Brandogg is usually a crude asshole who talks out of his ass blatantly trying to offend people, but he knows that kind of hardware stuff better than anyone else here.


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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2013, 11:03:10 PM »
I think his crudeness is part of his charm.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2013, 11:28:12 PM »
Brandogg is usually a crude asshole who talks out of his ass blatantly trying to offend people, but he knows that kind of hardware stuff better than anyone else here.


Experience > No experience.

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I should point out that I don't own the shop, but I am the singular technician for the past 4 years.

Also as off-topic as it seems this thread has gotten, when you think about it, the latest argument actually fits into the idea of the thread incredibly well.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #137 on: July 30, 2013, 11:32:56 PM »
Brandogg is a crude asshole?! I can't say I have noticed.
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« Reply #138 on: July 30, 2013, 11:44:18 PM »
Insano has had it in for me ever since his name turned blue.
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« Reply #139 on: July 30, 2013, 11:46:36 PM »
This **** just got political.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #140 on: July 30, 2013, 11:47:24 PM »
That's not true at all, I've had it in for you way longer than that.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #141 on: July 30, 2013, 11:53:19 PM »
This **** just got political.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2013, 12:01:48 AM »
Burn it down?!
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2013, 01:04:43 AM »
Where are the fanboys to euthanize?
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2013, 01:22:20 AM »
In my pants. They're fans of my pants.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #145 on: August 01, 2013, 06:45:37 AM »
Getting back to the original point of this topic, I'm just going to leave this here...
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #146 on: August 01, 2013, 10:18:51 AM »
Hey! I like Lucariofan99. He's one of the best new posters in awhile. Thanks to him bumping all manner of threads, he's helped make for a little bit of interesting conversations here and there instead of the constant Nintendo President Armchairing and Wii U criticism. Plus, he's fearless and posts in all the forums including the funhouse. Nor as he been put off by the jabs and criticism some people have posted about him. I've applauded him twice because he deserves it. He already has a catchphrase as well.

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It's great! I think August should be Lucariofan99 appreciation month but I guess everyone here is too cynical and apathetic to appreciate such unbridled enthusiasm being shown for enjoying something like videogames.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #147 on: August 01, 2013, 10:51:10 AM »
I like Lucariofan99 and his positivity too. He's a much better poster than someone like pokepal148, who's just horrible.
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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #148 on: August 01, 2013, 03:15:59 PM »
It's a rare defect that few people suffered from. You could get it, but it's not a design flaw and not something more than a handful of people had happen to them.

I'll just state that anecdotally, every one of my DSs I've owned (DS Lite, DSI XL, 3DS, 3DS XL) have had a loose hinge. 
 
I may not have a populated study to prove that it's a widespread epidemic, but I think it's a bit dismissive to say it's a rare issue and not a design flaw.

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Re: Fanboy euthanization station
« Reply #149 on: August 01, 2013, 06:09:05 PM »
To paraphrase Steve Jobs "you're obviously just holding it wrong."
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