Topic: Episode 992: One Day You'll See That It Was Truly the Legend of Zelda

[Crimm]

"Have you read this script? We may as well call it the The Legend of Zelda: I Hope the Check Clears."

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/rfn/77330/episode-992-one-day-youll-see-that-it-was-truly-the-legend-of-zelda

We had two Directs to cover this week. You know what was in them; I don't need to recite their contents, I'm already going to have to tag eleven billion games in the site's tag list. [Editor's note: the site has refused to let me add any additional related games.]

The Double Direct Drop turned this episode into a news show, and unless Nintendo announces something truly unhinged - think Alarmo or some cardboard - it isn't easy to concoct an article made up 88% bullshit by volume for these kinds of episodes.

Wait. Ravenous.

LET'S TALK ABOUT EATING MONSTERS!

You are what you eat, and for Samus Aran that means she's going to turn into a some kind of glowing little gubbin that hurts on contact. This probably isn't going to get me a box quote.

Let's go back to the O.G. Nintendo monster-munching game: Pandora's Tower!

...I am being asked to not go back to "the O.G. Nintendo monster-munching game." Well...

Anyway, there's a pretty good manga/anime about this topic. You should consume that. I did not intend this pun.

And you should also send us emails. That's all I got.

Look, a contents list!

• (00:01:36) Two September 2026 Nintendo Directs! The Legend of Zelda movie.
• (00:08:43) Ocarina of Time remake.
• (00:48:06) Monster Hunter Wilds. Pikmin 4 + Dandori Academy. Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity Switch 2 version.
• (01:06:09) Metroid Ravenous. Kirby and the World Beyond.
• (01:22:59) Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. Romancing SaGa 3: Destinies United. Eternal Anima.
• (01:35:48) Resident Evil remakes. Pokopia and Mario Kart World updates. Ondeh Ondeh: Kaya's Tasty Tale. Cairn. Stage Fright. Hela: of Mice and Magic.
• (01:54:01) Metal Slug Ultimate Collection. Dragon Quest Heroes: Torneko's Mystery Dungeon -Classic HD-. The Apothecary Diaries: The False Imperial Brother.