Oh no! Nintendo is losing money! What do our intrepid staff members have to say about it?
Hey there, folks, and welcome to yet another edition of Staff Sez! If this is your first time reading, I present our ever-so-talented staff with the start of a sentence pertaining to a topic, and they have to complete said sentence in under ten words. Easy, right?
This time, I thought it'd be interesting to take a look at Nintendo's earnings troubles. So here it is…
If I could give Nintendo financial advice it'd be…
Neal "TPS Reports" Ronaghan sez:
"…to actually release worthwhile Wii games before November.
Jonathan "Nahgonnaworkhereanymore" Metts sez:
…PLASTICS!
Nate "The Mondays" Andrews sez:
…to start selling me on Wii U now.
James "Swingline" Dawson sez:
…to force Capcom to localize Monster Hunter TriG.
Josh "Bob" Max sez:
…release more worthwhile games during a time other than Christmas.
J.P. "Take a Penny" Corbran sez:
…be prepared for a total third party abandonment next time.
Zach "Bad Person" Miller sez:
…don't release shit until it's done.
Pedro "Just Pass" Hernandez sez:
…to not be so damn over-confident about everything!
Carmine "Deeper and Deeper" Red sez:
…find more blue ocean, this one's turning red.
Mike "Bolton" Sklens sez:
…to un-clutter the DS offerings and only sell the 3DS.
Nicholas "Pieces of Flair" Bray sea:
…time to bring back that third pillar.
Jared "Other Bob" Rosenberg sez:
…release another Wii Sports game for Wii yesterday.
Andrew "O-Face" Brown sez:
…awesome merchandising like those Japanese Club Nintendo prizes.
Daan "Jump to Conclusions" Koopman sez:
…giving Europe its own Nintendo World Store.
James "What's Happening?" Charlton sez:
…be humble, learn from past mistakes, copying others is OK.
Minoru "Two Chicks" Yamaizumi sez:
…to take over Valve and/or Naughty Dog.
…and that's that, folks! What about you? How would you finish that sentence? Let us know in the comments, and be sure to come back next week for another Staff Sez!
