Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2010, 02:05:26 PM
Title: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2010, 02:05:26 PM
The Funhouse is now accepting questions for it's new feature (lol features) The Funhouse Daily Mailbag.
Just post your questions here in this thread, and participating members of the Funhouse will gladly answer all of your questions to the best of their abilities.
All questions will be answered, so please don't hold back. Anything is acceptable (within the rules of the forum).
The views and opinions expressed within the Funhouse Mailbag are not endorsed by NWR, it's staff or any of it's affiliates and are solely those of the individuals expressing them. NWR nor The Funhouse accept any responsibility for any questions or answers provided within the Mailbag and by posting or reading a question or answer in this Mailbag you are hereby forfeiting any action whatsoever against NWR, The Funhouse or the creator of this thread.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: ShyGuy on May 03, 2010, 02:10:02 PM
Why don't people make really long threads in the funhouse?
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Post by: vudu on May 03, 2010, 02:14:32 PM
Why has the Funhouse devolved to my AOL inbox circa 1998?
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Post by: Khushrenada on May 03, 2010, 02:34:38 PM
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Post by: Halbred on May 03, 2010, 08:53:04 PM
Why does it only have three fingers? Where are the hooves? That man-pig is totally inaccurate.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2010, 09:09:24 PM
It is a genetic compromise as it took on certain human traits while retaining certain pig traits and compromising between human & pig traits on other things.
Like it got to keep human fingers, but it only got 3 since pigs only have 3 fingers/toes.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 03, 2010, 10:09:42 PM
Why do you think it is that Hitler was so fond of traffic cones?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 03, 2010, 10:18:29 PM
Because he actually had all of his made out of Oranges, well the orange peels.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 01:42:42 PM
What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on May 04, 2010, 01:52:54 PM
What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?
I promise to vote for anyone and everyone who votes in favor of oranges over those fascist traffic cones to win ShyGuy's contest, regardless of how many contest rules/laws of mathematics that may violate.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 02:18:49 PM
Why do you want everyone to Vote to destroy Miyamoto Insanolord?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: ShyGuy on May 04, 2010, 02:21:56 PM
Okay, a Goth thread will do in pinch.
Goths like the following: Jonny Depp (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/shyguy70/edward-scissorhands.jpg)
Christina Ricci (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/shyguy70/valeurs-de-la-famille-ad-a-05-g.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: Halbred on May 04, 2010, 02:33:39 PM
Remember when Christina Ricci was hot, back before she became stick-thin?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 02:57:32 PM
She still has her moments.... but she was never super hot, just attractively cute.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: TheBlackCat on May 05, 2010, 07:48:08 PM
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
depending on the type of wood, the time of day and the wood chuck. But I'll assume you meant on optimal wood at high noon on a perfect day with a very eager wood chuck.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: Halbred on May 05, 2010, 08:20:37 PM
Where did you get those coconuts?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
There was a Luau down at the beach & women everywhere were wearing coconut bikinis. Some women decided to go topless, so I took their coconut tops, used the straps to tie the coconut back together and here we are.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: vudu on May 05, 2010, 09:50:52 PM
A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
depending on the type of wood, the time of day and the wood chuck. But I'll assume you meant on optimal wood at high noon on a perfect day with a very eager wood chuck.
You complete dodged my question. I demand an accurate answer! To 5 decimal places, at least. You can assume a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum if it would make the calculations easier, but it must be in units of barrels per fortnight.
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
How many nights is a fort night again?
and can I borrow someones calculator?
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 05, 2010, 10:42:33 PM
14 nights.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 05, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
If you had the choice between being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
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Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 PM
dick too big, how can make it fit pants?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 06, 2010, 10:21:34 PM
Here, borrow a pair of mine. I've let them out in the front to make extra room ;)
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Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2010, 10:37:06 PM
how may i repay you for your kindness?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 05:10:37 AM
Throw a party in them, I'm sure you have enough room left over! ;)
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: EasyCure on May 18, 2010, 03:42:21 PM
Dear funhouse,
What have I missed?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: vudu on May 18, 2010, 03:52:44 PM
Dear funhouse,
Why does EasyCure show up ever 4 or 5 days and bump a bunch of threads that everyone else has long since forgotten?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: EasyCure on May 18, 2010, 04:00:02 PM
Because maxi isn't the only one to inflate his post count..
Besides, I'm not on the forum often, so they're all new threads to me, bunkpassitch
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2010, 07:19:45 PM
You know, Karl had pictures in his mailbag, what does this one have?
Title: Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
