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Title: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Show your love here folks.

This thread is ALL DALTON, ALL THE TIME

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/dalton.jpg)

Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on April 07, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Could this be the DALTON-TON?

(http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww352/fusionblue/9lejkp.gif)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
YES! thats EVERY womans reaction to a MEGADALTON being dropped.

FUN FACTS!:

did you know Dalton was first offered a role as Bond back in 1968, for On Her Majesty's Secret Service?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 07, 2009, 07:11:04 PM
Dalton is my least favorite Bond. You guys are WRONG
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 07:14:03 PM
Lazenby is my least favorite Bond. You guys are SOOO right.

fixed
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 07, 2009, 07:14:51 PM
Lazenby is my least favorite Bond. You guys are WRONG

fixed

Both sucked :P
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Khushrenada on April 07, 2009, 07:16:10 PM
I did know that but it is still a fun fact. Did you know that the great Dalton appeared in The Lion In Winter also starring Peter O'Toole and Katherine Hepburn? I love this movie. It is an awesome drama of power politics. But it is the awesomeness of Dalton's role as the King of France that pushes it into the position of the greatest movie of the 1960's.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 07:38:53 PM
I did know that but it is still a fun fact. Did you know that the great Dalton appeared in The Lion In Winter also starring Peter O'Toole and Katherine Hepburn? I love this movie. It is an awesome drama of power politics. But it is the awesomeness of Dalton's role as the King of France that pushes it into the position of the greatest movie of the 1960's.

i know now! Time for more fun facts!

Dalton was offered the Bond role again in the late 70s but turned them down because he didnt' like the direction the movies were taking (weren't serious enough for him, not true to the novels). He was offered the role for both For Your Eyes Only and Octopussy
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2009, 09:38:14 PM
More reasons Dalton is one of the BEST BONDS EVER:

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/timothy.jpg)
He's mysteeeerious



(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/daltbon.jpg)
he's man enough to break protocol and drink from something other than a martini glass



(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/dalton_007.jpg)
Lets face it the mans just plain sexy.


he didnt do awful movies like Spice World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhzymHPdal8), and Boat Trip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1RecZZyWA0)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 07, 2009, 09:42:02 PM
 Bond, emo James Bond.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ThePerm on April 08, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
pst. Dalton was awesome in Hot Fuzz, that alone warrents some awesomeness attention
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Khushrenada on April 08, 2009, 01:07:09 AM
pst. Dalton was awesome in Hot Fuzz, that alone warrents some awesomeness attention

Dalton is awesome in everything he does. The man is a Shakespearean actor. He's like Patrick Stewart but suaver, smoother, more mysterious. Take The Beautician and the Beast. He owned that movie and made it worth watching. When he's on screen, he's the only person you can watch. Everything around him fades away and you are only able to see the brilliance that is Timothy Dalton.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ShyGuy on April 08, 2009, 01:26:40 AM
This thread needs more Rocketeer.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/shyguy70/daltonrocketeer.jpg)
"I do my own stunts."
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 08, 2009, 08:34:51 AM
pst. Dalton was awesome in Hot Fuzz, that alone warrents some awesomeness attention

hence the avatar! Look he's giving Simon Pegg ("off-screen") a cookie!


Bond, emo James Bond.

He's such a good actor he brought to life the Bond that comes straight from Ian Flemmings books, one not many people knew about. This is a Bond that deep down doesn't want to do it anymore and drinks not because he likes a shaken martini, but to kill the pain temporarily.

Oh and his acting doesn't include just lifting an eyebrow (i'm lookin' at you Moore!)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on April 08, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
BOAT TRIP, A HORRIBLE MOVIE?!

SHENANIGANS!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 08, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
Matt Damon was a better Bond than Dalton.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Khushrenada on April 09, 2009, 01:34:08 AM
Matt Damon never played Bond.

Whoops. That's not a fun fact. That's a boring fact. I'm sorry. From now on, I'll make sure to recheck all my fun so as not to make a mistake and get embarrassed again with an incorrectly fun-assessed fact. Fortunately, I bought a fun checker so everything should be gravy from here on out.

And just like that, here's a FUN FACT:

I don't think Golden Phoenix is really a women. I think "she" is someone who likes to pretend they are of the opposite sex so as to find and meet others of that gender for their own nefarious purposes. My evidence? Her reaction to Dalton.

Notice in this Youtube Dalton-ton Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAFVdGuRu7o), which portrays him as a smooth ladies man (or in other words, a documentary), the comments by the many females who have watched the clip. They are all swooning over Mr. Timothy. Why as this lady says:

Quote
I agree! He was evil, but there was something about him - very seductive. I hate to admit this, but he was a lot more interesting than the hero, Cliff.

Even if they want to hate him, the women can't help but throw themselves at him. And it proves my early point that:

Quote
When he's on screen, he's the only person you can watch. Everything around him fades away and you are only able to see the brilliance that is Timothy Dalton.

He truly is what every man aspires to be. And if GP doesn't swooooooon (I like that word) over the fantastic Timothy Dalton in that clip, I rest my case.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ShyGuy on April 09, 2009, 01:53:02 AM
Is Spinnzilla sporting some alternate reality Dalton?

(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=657;type=avatar)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2009, 10:27:33 PM
as the Dalton ambassador of the forums i must say im displeased with spinzillas Daltonless avatar.. dalton it up and you'll have a moist avatar for all the (nintendo) world (report forums) to see!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on April 15, 2009, 06:34:39 AM
Come on people! ITS THE MEGADALTON. KEEP UP! It's reason to be moist with excitement!

(http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww352/fusionblue/30jtvkm.gif)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 15, 2009, 09:54:23 AM
as the Dalton ambassador of the forums i must say im displeased with spinzillas Daltonless avatar.. dalton it up and you'll have a moist avatar for all the (nintendo) world (report forums) to see!

This comment seriously made me LOL and say "What the hell?" at the same time.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 15, 2009, 10:06:29 AM
"What the LOL"?

sounds like something a moist buttered camel would say if they were in the pressence of THE Timothy DALTON

Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 15, 2009, 10:12:38 AM
Sounds like something Dalton would say in the presence of a moist buttered camel.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 15, 2009, 11:06:00 AM
the circle of life
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on April 15, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
(http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/Les_Dalton_(2004).jpg)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 15, 2009, 01:15:40 PM
I see no Dalton...
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: nickmitch on April 15, 2009, 08:02:57 PM
Dal. . .
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: bustin98 on April 16, 2009, 11:01:29 AM
Let's not forget the Dalton's role in the great Flash Gordon

(http://www.microcharged.com/images/dalton.jpg)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 16, 2009, 12:17:42 PM
Bear Grylls is reminiscent of Timothy Dalton.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on April 16, 2009, 01:02:58 PM
But Mr. Dalton could survive in the wild on good looks alone!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 03, 2009, 02:28:29 PM
So April has come to a close (i'm late, shut up!) and that means Dalton Month is over. Here's a look back to wha t made this last month so special in the forums:

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/daltongirls.jpg)

Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 03, 2009, 03:10:40 PM
And on that note, moist comes to an end too.

WHO OR WHAT IS NEXT?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 03, 2009, 07:45:40 PM
Yeah i think after that last picture, we're all outta moist
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 03, 2009, 08:04:16 PM
We had to squeeze every last drop. Every. Drop.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 03, 2009, 08:08:02 PM
Dalton is the worst Bond. Sorry, but it's true.

And second of all, none of those girls in the pictures are hot!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 03, 2009, 08:57:31 PM
Dalton is the worst Bond. Sorry, but it's true.

And second of all, none of those girls in the pictures are hot!

Moore was the worst Bond.

women in the 80s are all ugly by todays standards
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 03, 2009, 09:04:45 PM
Ya Moore sucks ass too.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 03, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
Dalton is the worst Bond. Sorry, but it's true.

And second of all, none of those girls in the pictures are hot!

Did you wait until Dalton month was over to mock Dalton out of fear of Dalton?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 03, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Well yes and no. I didn't want to rain on your parade, but I didn't do it out of fear.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: bustin98 on May 04, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
The blond in the front is holding her stomach in.

But so what. If (almost) any one of them was naked in my bed I'd do 'em. The freaky black in the back would have to crawl back under the bed with the boogeyman.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 04, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
The blond in the front is holding her stomach in.

But so what. If (almost) any one of them was naked in my bed I'd do 'em. The freaky black in the back would have to crawl back under the bed with the boogeyman.

this post is made of BRUTAL AWESOMENESS
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on May 04, 2009, 03:19:06 PM
When did James Bond bed Sisqo?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 04, 2009, 07:52:10 PM
Ya that chick is pretty scary looking.

She's giving Africans a bad rap though. It's a toss up between South America and Africa, but both of them have the most beautiful women in the world.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: nickmitch on May 04, 2009, 07:59:24 PM
I love African chicks, but I can't get over that hot Trini accent.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 04, 2009, 08:27:13 PM
Trinidad and Tobago?

Dude that is half and half African and South American. That's the best combination hands down. Best of both worlds.

Why do you think Brazilians are so hot?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Caliban on May 04, 2009, 08:35:29 PM
Are you sure it wasn't a mixture of African and Europeans that made some of them hot?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 04, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Well since BOTH were conquered by Europe, you'd have to be an idiot not to give credit where credits due. Still, have you been to Europe? While there are a lot of beautifull women there, most of them just can't compare. UK especially...blech


Arabic women are really gorgeous too. I'm just going by concentration though.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Caliban on May 04, 2009, 08:49:08 PM
have you been to Europe?
Yeah, I have been to Europe... since I was born there.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 04, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
Then all you need to do now is get your ass to Africa and South America.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Caliban on May 04, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
Uh, no thank you. Everyone's already here in Toronto.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2009, 11:27:46 PM
I'm only commenting on the last 5-6 post here (didn't read the thread)

The real secret is that Black mixes so well with the other colors.
The feature set that we bring to the table only complements the final package.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 05, 2009, 11:26:32 AM
All this talk reminds me of something.  A friend of mine goes to the Ukraine regularly on business, and he says all the women under a certain age there are gorgeous.  All the women old enough to have grown up under the Iron Curtain are shrunken little old ladies.  There's no middle ground.  Either capitalism is really good for your posture and complexion or there's a mass exodus of thirty-something hotties every year.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 11:28:28 AM
Thats sounds like a scary place to live in :(
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 01:25:30 PM
Hahaha no ****!

I'm only commenting on the last 5-6 post here (didn't read the thread)

The real secret is that Black mixes so well with the other colors.
The feature set that we bring to the table only complements the final package.

Yup. Couldn't agree more.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 01:32:47 PM
Hahaha no ****!

I'm only commenting on the last 5-6 post here (didn't read the thread)

The real secret is that Black mixes so well with the other colors.
The feature set that we bring to the table only complements the final package.

Yup. Couldn't agree more.

I gotta be honest, i'm very rarily attracted to black girls. Its not the features, cuz i love the features, its just I've never liked darker skin tones. That probably sounds fucked up, but its just me being picky (I can't date really pale girls either).

Oh and to me black =/= African/Haitian etc. I don't like dark skinned hispanic girls either.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 01:38:58 PM
You like them fair skinned? Hit up the middle east. You'd love it for sure.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
You like them fair skinned? Hit up the middle east. You'd love it for sure.

Never been but my best friends sisters and cousins.... *fans self* my oh my!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 01:47:40 PM
What nationality is your friend?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Spinnzilla on May 05, 2009, 02:02:37 PM
I like my girls to have the same skin tone as a filled mayo jar. 
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
LOL
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 05, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
I wonder why its always you two that talk about it on here......

Bromance?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 05, 2009, 02:24:41 PM
Bromance drowning in mayo.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 02:39:13 PM
I wonder why its always you two that talk about it on here......

Bromance?

What, talk about girls? I don't understand what's wrong with that. They happen to be very interesting.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2009, 02:46:21 PM
I luv girls, girls, girls, girls... girls I do adore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0)

Easy, KY check your PM.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 03:22:54 PM
I luv girls, girls, girls, girls... girls I do adore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0)

Easy, KY check your PM.

Kashogi Y. Jelly..... lol

I wonder why its always you two that talk about it on here......

Bromance?

What, talk about girls? I don't understand what's wrong with that. They happen to be very interesting.


This. Don't most guys talk to other guys about women?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 05, 2009, 03:37:46 PM
Driving ability, irritating wifey behavior, sure.  Just not here.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 05, 2009, 03:39:36 PM
I luv girls, girls, girls, girls... girls I do adore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0)

Easy, KY check your PM.

Kashogi Y. Jelly..... lol

I wonder why its always you two that talk about it on here......

Bromance?

What, talk about girls? I don't understand what's wrong with that. They happen to be very interesting.


This. Don't most guys talk to other guys about women?


It's just you two on here. I choose not to, i have PM's for that. Carry on tho ;)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 03:42:40 PM
I luv girls, girls, girls, girls... girls I do adore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0)

Easy, KY check your PM.

Kashogi Y. Jelly..... lol

hahaha I've never seen it abbreviated like that before. Though I think I'll stick with Stogi.

It's just you two on here. I choose not to, i have PM's for that. Carry on tho ;)

We don't purposefully alienate people.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 05, 2009, 03:52:36 PM
You're not alienating me. No way. I'm too juicy for that.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: bustin98 on May 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
Its not like we know (most) of our real names. I think its ok to talk openly about whatever. The Internet is the great place to lie about yourself, but there is something about having a place to tell the naked truth too.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 05, 2009, 04:05:41 PM
It's just girls! It's not like I'm plotting to rob a bank.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Plugabugz on May 05, 2009, 04:11:16 PM
Or are you... ;)

I'm just saying i find it entertaining hearing you two go on about it. More please :P

[/deraiils]
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 04:15:06 PM
I luv girls, girls, girls, girls... girls I do adore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUg7G3CPos0)

Easy, KY check your PM.

Kashogi Y. Jelly..... lol

hahaha I've never seen it abbreviated like that before. Though I think I'll stick with Stogi.

It's just you two on here. I choose not to, i have PM's for that. Carry on tho ;)

We don't purposefully alienate people.

If anything we're inviting you all to take part in discussions about things outside of games/anime and the other norms around here. Sure sometimes one of us goes a lil overboard (Stogi's exploits don't need to be mentioned but one thing in particular comes to mind.. it was HILARIOUS.. and Perm's **** story still cracks me up) but for the most part, i think we speak honestly and openly as men without crossing any lines or alienating anyone.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2009, 04:17:40 PM
"hahaha I've never seen it abbreviated like that before. Though I think I'll stick with Stogi."

It was too funny when i typed out the abbr. I had to leave it like that.

"We don't purposefully alienate people." "It's just girls! It's not like I'm plotting to rob a bank."

stereotypically you can't go on an internet gaming forum and speak to nerds about girls.
It would be like trying to engage me in a conversation spoken in Klingon relating to all things "nanoo nanoo"

I would get very uncomfortable and want to leave, probably to never come back.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 04:20:41 PM
Klatu verata nikto? thats about as geek as i get, and i only know that line cuz i'm more of a wikipedia nerd than a sci-fi nerd
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
BNM's list of cool people  8)

1....
2....
3....
4. Easycure
5....

j/k - you were higher than #4  :P
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: bustin98 on May 05, 2009, 04:46:57 PM
Hmm, I never even heard of that phrase before. I guess I don't watch enough sci-fi or read enough Wikipedia. Interesting though. I always wondered what that phrase was about in Army of Darkness.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 05:03:49 PM
BNM's list of cool people  8)

1....
2....
3....
4. Easycure
5....

j/k - you were higher than #4  :P

Pretty funny

Hmm, I never even heard of that phrase before. I guess I don't watch enough sci-fi or read enough Wikipedia. Interesting though. I always wondered what that phrase was about in Army of Darkness.

Well its not klingon thats for damn sure. I've always heard references to it in geek culture but never knew what it was. One day i was bored and, as usual when i'm really REALLY bored, i'll hop on wikipedia and read up on random stuff. At the time The Day the Earth Stood Still (remake) was being released, so i read up on it and the original. Turns out that phrase is from the original movie and supposedly reused (in a different context) in the remake (though i didn't hear it) and is some sort of iconic geek phrase from the films climax.

yep..
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 05, 2009, 05:07:49 PM
The Day the Earth Stood Still (the black & white original) is a really good movie.  Also, the line was used once on Rocko's Modern Life, the episode in which they thought that Filburt was an alien. That's one kids show that's full of jokes that are aimed at adults.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 06:13:56 PM
The Day the Earth Stood Still (the black & white original) is a really good movie.  Also, the line was used once on Rocko's Modern Life, the episode in which they thought that Filburt was an alien. That's one kids show that's full of jokes that are aimed at adults.

God i love that show.. its so fucked up for a kids show, man. That might of been one of the places i heard the Klatu... line, but i'm sure there have been countless others.


Anyway, i realized i never answered Stogis question before, where my friend is from:

He is mixed, half Egyptian and i'm a horrible friend for forgetting the other half. His father has skin a little darker than mine, but his mother, himself and all his other brothers/sisters/cousins (that i've met) are all very fair skinned but not in a pale and sickly looking way. Both his sisters are beautiful.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2009, 06:21:49 PM
pics or they don't exist?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2009, 06:48:00 PM
pics or they don't exist?

I'll have to work on that. I don't have any with them or of them because I normally only see them when i visit their house, we never really go out anywhere. He might have them on his facebook or whatever, but i don't use facebook or myspace or those types of things.

Dammit! Seems like i can't look for him on facebook without creating an account.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
you're gonna have to bite the bullet and take one for the team.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 11:31:56 AM
He's egyptian and something else?

Egyptian girls can be fucking amazing. Just look at this video by an egyptian singer named Ruby: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/129592/ruby_egyptian_singer/

It's hilarious! I remember the first time I saw it; I couldn't stop watching because I was aroused and confused (dazed and confused?). I was sitting in a hookah bar in Cairo laughing my ass off. Then someone told me she was disowned by her mother because of this video...............then I laughed some more! By arabic standards, this is provactive.

Anyway, watch the whole thing cuz she just gets hotter, especially when they cut away from the actual video and show her in real life.

EDIT:

Dude....I know your not trying to get with your friends sisters cuz I would punch you if you were (somehow), but if you need help spitting game to other arabic women....there is an approach you must take. Unless they are westernized, you need to be careful about how you go about it. Let me know if you want some help.

EDIT EDIT: Just watched the video again...it's great! hahahaha the song isn't bad either.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Since I'm probably the only one that speaks arabic, she's talking about some dude that's ignoring her. hahahaha
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 11:47:49 AM
He's egyptian and something else?

Egyptian girls can be fucking amazing. Just look at this video by an egyptian singer named Ruby: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/129592/ruby_egyptian_singer/

It's hilarious! I remember the first time I saw it; I couldn't stop watching because I was aroused and confused (dazed and confused?). I was sitting in a hookah bar in Cairo laughing my ass off. Then someone told me she was disowned by her mother because of this video...............then I laughed some more! By arabic standards, this is provactive.

Anyway, watch the whole thing cuz she just gets hotter, especially when they cut away from the actual video and show her in real life.

EDIT:

Dude....I know your not trying to get with your friends sisters cuz I would punch you if you were (somehow), but if you need help spitting game to other arabic women....there is an approach you must take. Unless they are westernized, you need to be careful about how you go about it. Let me know if you want some help.

EDIT EDIT: Just watched the video again...it's great! hahahaha the song isn't bad either.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Since I'm probably the only one that speaks arabic, she's talking about some dude that's ignoring her. hahahaha

For some reason i get the feeling Stogi wasn't all there when he made this post but.. unless he's travelled abroad without letting us know (and why should he) its not even noon yet!

I'm not trying to get with my friends sister, never would cuz he's like a brother to me (known the dude since pre-k). I have a gf so no, i don't need help picking up arab women either. If anything happens in the future though, i'll let you know!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 11:56:04 AM
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For some reason i get the feeling Stogi wasn't all there when he made this post but.. unless he's travelled abroad without letting us know (and why should he) its not even noon yet!

I'm not trying to get with my friends sister, never would cuz he's like a brother to me (known the dude since pre-k). I have a gf so no, i don't need help picking up arab women either. If anything happens in the future though, i'll let you know!

Ok um...........What does that first sentence even mean?

As for the second and third sentence, that's good.

As for the fourth, please do. I don't want you to get your ass beat...or worse, for going about it the wrong way. It's a very conservative culture.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 12:40:58 PM
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For some reason i get the feeling Stogi wasn't all there when he made this post but.. unless he's travelled abroad without letting us know (and why should he) its not even noon yet!

I'm not trying to get with my friends sister, never would cuz he's like a brother to me (known the dude since pre-k). I have a gf so no, i don't need help picking up arab women either. If anything happens in the future though, i'll let you know!

Ok um...........What does that first sentence even mean?

As for the second and third sentence, that's good.

As for the fourth, please do. I don't want you to get your ass beat...or worse, for going about it the wrong way. It's a very conservative culture.

First sentance: I thought you were high on EXPLICATIVE ;)

Fourth: Trust me, I know. My friends the same age as me (23, soon) and when he's back in town from college I have to make sure to get all my **** done the day before or early the same day we'll be hanging out, cuz i know this bastard will end up whining about having to be back home by midnight the latest. How sad is that?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: bustin98 on May 06, 2009, 12:54:03 PM
That Ruby chick, cute face, but not really much of a dancer, is she? I get the feeling there is a bunch of burly guys watching her every move so no one, not even her, gets out of line.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 02:41:27 PM
She's a terrible dancer. That's what makes the video so great.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 06, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
They should of just showed her in real life the whole time because it look like the music video was trying to make her unattractive.
She was so gorgeous just walking around, but "made up" (she actually looked "made down") for the video was wasn't working for her.
And the more she danced, I was wondering.... no wonder her mother disowned her, that is just embarrassing. She dances like a seizing epileptic.

Do the Arabic find that provocative because she is showing her clavicle? maybe because of her shoulders or bellybutton? or is it also because she shows leg above the knees? She is such a beautiful woman, but it was hard to watch her (surprisingly)play her looks down.

sorry I was up really late last night (Chuck marathon), might be in a slightly critical mood from lack of sleep
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
Oh the dude that told me she was disowned was probably joking...that's how I took it anyway.

I'm not sure why it's provocative. Belly dancers wear less and are paid to shake that ass as quickly and as diligently as possible. It's also custom to throw money on them, or "make it rain" if you will. So I have no idea.

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They should of just showed her in real life the whole time because it look like the music video was trying to make her unattractive.
She was so gorgeous just walking around, but "made up" (she actually looked "made down") for the video was wasn't working for her.

See that's what I'm saying.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 04:37:10 PM
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For some reason i get the feeling Stogi wasn't all there when he made this post but.. unless he's travelled abroad without letting us know (and why should he) its not even noon yet!

I'm not trying to get with my friends sister, never would cuz he's like a brother to me (known the dude since pre-k). I have a gf so no, i don't need help picking up arab women either. If anything happens in the future though, i'll let you know!

Ok um...........What does that first sentence even mean?

As for the second and third sentence, that's good.

As for the fourth, please do. I don't want you to get your ass beat...or worse, for going about it the wrong way. It's a very conservative culture.

First sentance: I thought you were high on EXPLICATIVE ;)

Fourth: Trust me, I know. My friends the same age as me (23, soon) and when he's back in town from college I have to make sure to get all my **** done the day before or early the same day we'll be hanging out, cuz i know this bastard will end up whining about having to be back home by midnight the latest. How sad is that?

What for real? Just cuz it's conservative doesn't mean you can't stay out late. His family is weird. In Sudan, my cousin and I would go out to get some food around 3 a.m.

Silly egyptians. I piss in the nile and they drink it.

And yes.....I am high. I'M HIGH! This is my last day in this god forsaken place and I'm celebrating!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 04:48:36 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his haed not to disobey his parents. For a long time after high school, he'd still get phone calls every hour from his mom if he was just chillen at my place playing some Smash Bros.... and i could always tell it was his mom cuz it was the only time he'd speak arabic lol. Its not like those guys that try to play it off and say its a (needy) girlfriend or whoever. I know its your mom dude! geez

Last day on NWR? lol
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 04:52:05 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents. For a long time after high school, he'd still get phone calls every hour from his mom if he was just chillen at my place playing some Smash Bros.... and i could always tell it was his mom cuz it was the only time he'd speak arabic lol. Its not like those guys that try to play it off and say its a (needy) girlfriend or whoever. I know its your mom dude! geez

Ya, I had to go through that too. My mom has eased up since then.

Last day on NWR? lol

Um.....I may pop in and update the Hawaii thread every once and awhile. But ya, I was talking about Indiana.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents. For a long time after high school, he'd still get phone calls every hour from his mom if he was just chillen at my place playing some Smash Bros.... and i could always tell it was his mom cuz it was the only time he'd speak arabic lol. Its not like those guys that try to play it off and say its a (needy) girlfriend or whoever. I know its your mom dude! geez

Ya, I had to go through that too. My mom has eased up since then.

Last day on NWR? lol

Um.....I may pop in and update the Hawaii thread every once and awhile. But ya, I was talking about Indiana.

I figured you DIDN't mean NWR but it was more a lil joke about getting banned (talking about being high again lol). You're in Indiana right now? Didn't know that.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 06, 2009, 05:00:48 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
I figured you DIDN't mean NWR but it was more a lil joke about getting banned (talking about being high again lol). You're in Indiana right now? Didn't know that.

Yup...That's where I lay my head at right now. I work at Purdue.

Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.

Not at all. It's inbred into our culture. And it's not just our parents, it's any one who has authority over us; such as my brothers or a friends parent.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 05:05:18 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.

lol... Gotta fix that. An attractive coworker was talking to me, leaning over slightly and i was distracted, thinking of where i'd rather be than work...
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
you spelled it wrong lol
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 05:11:11 PM
I figured you DIDN't mean NWR but it was more a lil joke about getting banned (talking about being high again lol). You're in Indiana right now? Didn't know that.

Yup...That's where I lay my head at right now. I work at Purdue.

Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.

Not at all. It's inbred into our culture. And it's not just our parents, it's any one who has authority over us; such as my brothers or a friends parent.

1. Thought you were just always in Chicago.

2. That kinda sucks..? I don't want to sound like i go around disobeying people left and right but in my family, we just weren't brought up that strictly. I wouldn't get slapped for questioning my parents, but they weren't ever too lenient with me either.

Even as a young teen, if i wanted to go out i could, the only rules were "let me know when you're going out/when you think you're coming back" If i couldn't be back when i thought i'd be, it was a simple matter of calling. If i didn't i'd just have my mother nag nag nag the next day, but she nags about everything so it was never a big deal. I couldn't imagine having her call me every hour.. ****.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 06, 2009, 06:14:00 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.

Not at all. It's inbred into our culture. And it's not just our parents, it's any one who has authority over us; such as my brothers or a friends parent.
Could you have made it any worse?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
Pretty much. I don't think they really have him on that tight of a leash anymore, it's just programmed into his bed not to disobey his parents.
Wow they are strict, & that sounds like the source of a lot of psychological problems...
there were a few other things that could have been read wrong in connection with the first error, but I didn't want to go any further down that road than I already have.

Not at all. It's inbred into our culture. And it's not just our parents, it's any one who has authority over us; such as my brothers or a friends parent.
Could you have made it any worse?

In his defense, he was flying pretty high..
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2009, 11:10:53 PM
I think I'm giving off the wrong impression.

It's not like you can't argue with your parents; it's not totalitarianism. It's just all about respect; fulfill their wishes, heed their advice, and show them lots of love.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 07, 2009, 08:47:13 AM
I think I'm giving off the wrong impression.

It's not like you can't argue with your parents; it's not totalitarianism. It's just all about respect; fulfill their wishes, heed their advice, and show them lots of love.

I have no plans of getting my mother anything for Mothers Day. She'll be lucky to get a phone call...
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: vudu on May 07, 2009, 01:40:01 PM
Why can't you guys just let this thread die?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on May 07, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
Dalton never dies!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on July 29, 2009, 09:08:37 PM
This thread is priceless.
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on July 30, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
Dalton never dies!

I spoke the truth!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ThePerm on June 17, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
(http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mr-Pricklepants.jpg)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on June 18, 2010, 12:31:23 AM
(http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mr-Pricklepants.jpg)

This thread is priceless.

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Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ThePerm on June 18, 2010, 01:53:53 AM
Timothy Dalton will be voicing this character!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsCyfPG6078

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKrLr23Hiug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZEzPawlLA

Dalton works the word **** into the movie
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on June 27, 2010, 07:43:42 PM
(http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mr-Pricklepants.jpg)

This thread is priceless.

?

I once was blind but now I see!
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ThePerm on June 28, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
he looks like the perfect character to have a Dalton voice, just imagining him say his name is incredible.
 
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on June 28, 2010, 01:38:01 PM
"Are you classically trained?"

Best line
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: TheBlackCat on June 29, 2010, 12:31:02 AM
Darn, and hear I thought we were talking about molecular biology :(
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2010, 11:10:38 PM
you take that sciencey crap outta here, it has no place in the funhouse (unless its fun)
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: TheBlackCat on July 02, 2010, 07:06:04 PM
you take that sciencey crap outta here, it has no place in the funhouse (unless its fun)
When it is ever not fun?
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: ThePerm on July 02, 2010, 07:07:15 PM
you take that sciencey crap outta here, it has no place in the funhouse (unless its fun)
When it is ever not fun?

when nothing explodes
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: nickmitch on July 03, 2010, 12:40:20 PM
you take that sciencey crap outta here, it has no place in the funhouse (unless its fun)
When it is ever not fun?

when nothing explodes

Or burns rapidly
Title: Re: MEGA-DALTON
Post by: Stogi on July 08, 2010, 01:44:48 AM
or hurts anyone