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Title: Confess your secrets here.
Post by: animecyberrat on April 04, 2008, 03:47:20 PM
Start with the worst way you have broken up with someone or rejected someone. I will go first.
It was either tenth or 11th grade I forget which one but there was this girl that I totally was in love with who was a great friend but interested in this other dude. Well she had moved away and I started getting close to this other girl, her best friend prior to the move, and we started dating off and on but nothing official. Then there was a third girl who I totally despised and had pushed off the bleachers a couple years before this time at an after school event so she hated me equally.
So now I am in 10th or 11th grade and Prom is coming up, well the first girl is back for a visit and just so happens will be around for prom. But she can't go cuz she isn't old enough yet, she has like a year to go I think. Well she like asks me to take her friend to the prom cuz nobody else will go with her, turns out it is the girl who hates me. She is willing to forgive me just for this one night cuz she needs a date for prom and in small towns like this prom is serious business.
Ok so I am now agreed to go with the girl I hate but it's ok cuz the girl I was in love with asked me to do it for her and you cant' say no to that. Well flash forward to after school, this all takes place week before prom so there is little time left. So now it is after school and I am hanging out with my friend who is also the other girl I mentioned earlier and she asks me if I am going to prom and I said well yeah with ____ and she laughs at me and tells me I should have asked her cuz she wanted to go with me. This girl has been my new best friend for ever since the other girl moved away and they have been fighting and so when I tell the third girl I am only going as a favor to the first girl, she freaks out and says I HAVE to dump the other girl and go with her not just cuz we both like each other and it makes more sense, but now to spite the other girl.
So unlike TV shows like Saved by the Bell where this stuff happens, I decide **** it I don't care about her feelings enough to worry about hurting her and the girl who asked me to do this favor has left town already so won't know right away anyways. So I just tell her, I changed my mind I'm going with someone else cuz I like her more and she wants to go with me. Being the dumb hormonal teenager I am this looks to work out for me cuz the girl I am now locked into going with is much prettier than the other two anyways.
Fast forward to prom and the girl I dumped naturally doesn't show up. Come Monday I find out she got arrested PROM NIGHT for steeling from the casino (a major do not do in Nevada) and now is locked up for three years. She gets out and time goes by I forget about her and then I bump into her one day and find out it was cuz of what I did that bumbed her out in the first place. So I explain the whole story to her and she forgives me cuz she says it was all in the past.
The sad part is this girls dad was a good friend of my parents and I seen him in church a lot and so now that it's all out in the open what went down I decide to make it up to her by becoming friends with her dad and trying to be a better guy. Then he goes and dies from cancer right after finding out it was me who caused his daughter to throw those three years of her life away.
Damn. Now I feel like **** and it's been over five years since it happened but he just now passes away right after finding out why his daughter hated me so much all that time.
Anyways use this topic to tell the worst things you've done or confess what's bothering you.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 04, 2008, 03:56:42 PM
Why exactly are you responsible for her trying to steal? I'm mean compare potential consequences there, who the hell thinks, "**** I can't dump this chick, she might murder someone."
Your not responsible for that crap.
Not to be a douche, but I don't have any secrets near that caliber, and I wouldn't share them anyway. Thats because I use this user name for basically everything and if you google it, everything I have ever said on the internet will pretty much come up. haha
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 04, 2008, 04:37:01 PM
Most everyone here knows a few of my darker secrets already, so there's no need to taint any further... :heart;
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Post by: vudu on April 04, 2008, 04:38:52 PM
For example, Bill has two penises. He has named them Mary Kate and Ashley.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 04, 2008, 04:41:11 PM
Thanks for spilling that, jerk...See if I ever sleep with you again...
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Post by: vudu on April 04, 2008, 04:52:45 PM
!!?!! ^__^
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 04, 2008, 04:54:18 PM
I don't know where it came from, I just started typing and started out was going to tell something else. Something less dramatic. Anyways yeah...
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Post by: Caliban on April 04, 2008, 06:03:13 PM
Rat, it's not your fault.
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Post by: Plugabugz on April 04, 2008, 07:00:42 PM
Most everyone here knows a few of my darker secrets already, so there's no need to taint any further... :heart;
Selective ignorance works for me. Can you tell me what they all are again?
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Post by: Shift Key on April 04, 2008, 07:21:34 PM
Jesus H, not another Emo thread.
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Post by: bustin98 on April 04, 2008, 07:26:13 PM
One thing this country needs to learn is that we are responsible for our selves and our under age children. Don't take the blame for someone else's actions, and don't blame someone else for your actions.
And this thread is FTL. If you need to get something off you chest, that's fine, but I think those confessions should be in their own thread so we don't have to re-live the previous ones everytime something new comes up.
And Easycure will totally domimate this thread.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 04, 2008, 07:32:07 PM
Most everyone here knows a few of my darker secrets already, so there's no need to taint any further... :heart;
Selective ignorance works for me. Can you tell me what they all are again?
Chances are that if you managed to purge them from your memory, you don't want to know them again... =)
Title: Re: Confess your secrets here.
Post by: animecyberrat on April 04, 2008, 08:03:29 PM
I don't know where it came from it was like sever years ago I think. I was going to type a totally different thread I swear. I was going to start a thread about your worst break up experience but then as I started typing I went from one day memory to another one. Maybe it was his death was so soon and sudden and it just hit me all off a sudden. You can lock the thread I guess I just don't know where it came from. I didn't start the day out thinking about this.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 04, 2008, 08:28:04 PM
I put a bag of potato chips back on the store shelf after I accidentally dropped Tava on them and exploded the bag. Yes I am that evil.
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Post by: Invincible Donkey Kong on April 04, 2008, 08:52:10 PM
I didn't punt anyone the other day. A shock, I know, but I was busy with non-punting things. :reggie:
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 04, 2008, 10:16:12 PM
One thing this country needs to learn is that we are responsible for our selves and our under age children. Don't take the blame for someone else's actions, and don't blame someone else for your actions.
And this thread is FTL. If you need to get something off you chest, that's fine, but I think those confessions should be in their own thread so we don't have to re-live the previous ones everytime something new comes up.
And Easycure will totally domimate this thread.
You make it sound like i'm the official NWR Emo kid... c'mon it was like 1 thread i started!! it wasnt even that emo, it was more angst than anything! it's not like i started cutting myself and painting my nails black either
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Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 07, 2008, 01:44:54 PM
Its both sad and funny that most of the rat's threads end up funhoused
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Post by: Smash_Brother on April 07, 2008, 02:14:26 PM
Pap and I are the same person.
I just hired some Puerto Rican guy to pretend to be him for that picture.
Also, I've heard that some Puerto Rican guy is responsible for killing Nicole Simpson, Jean Benet Ramsey and a bunch of other people.
They really need to catch some Puerto Rican guy...
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 07, 2008, 02:15:34 PM
One thing this country needs to learn is that we are responsible for our selves and our under age children. Don't take the blame for someone else's actions, and don't blame someone else for your actions.
And this thread is FTL. If you need to get something off you chest, that's fine, but I think those confessions should be in their own thread so we don't have to re-live the previous ones everytime something new comes up.
And Easycure will totally domimate this thread.
You make it sound like i'm the official NWR Emo kid... c'mon it was like 1 thread i started!! it wasnt even that emo, it was more angst than anything! it's not like i started cutting myself and painting my nails black either
LOL my thread was nearly as bad and I admitted to liking Megan Fox way too much. Thats gotta be up there.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2008, 04:48:21 PM
I don't know who that is but i do know that my thread wasn't that emo, i was just releasing some steam cuz i hated my job. you guys suck im gonna go cut myself and write poems about it and gel up my hair in a swoop across my face.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 07, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
Megan Fox (http://www.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg)
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 07, 2008, 05:39:26 PM
I am not a gurl.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 07, 2008, 05:40:12 PM
what's this emo you speak of? I heard it used once before waaaaaaaaaaay back when I was new and you were talking about something called pyramid head or some crap like that. I don't keep up with all the fads, gossip, news, etc going on in the world so this term is kinda fishy to me.
Back on topic.
The dad in the story owned the video store in the small town I was living in, I used to go in and talk to him all the time about someday owning my own store and he used to give me lots of advice. He then started going to our church and became friends with my parents and then got a job at the casino cuz his business wasn't doing that great. He became a good friend and I really looked up to him.
The only reason I got to thinking about all this old stuff was he died last week and I was reminiscing and out of the blue I remembered that girl was his daughter. See I always forgot that cuz her and her sister were hispanic and he was not and I forget they adopted her so I hadn't even thought about her in so long it wasn't until he died my brain made the connection and then I started to feel bad again. I am long over it now it was a fluke incident really.
But to keep the thread alive I will tell another sad but true story from my past just cuz.
This one is less complicated and actually comes back on me differently than the other story. See basically there was a totally different girl I had started dating long after the events in above story happened. My sister met this looney nut in a chat room (back when Yahoo was king of the universe) and invited him out to where we lived so they could be together.
Well me and this girl we liked each other ok and all but ended up breaking up at the sweet heart ball cuz I was there as the DJ and agreed to take her to the dance and my friend who was supposed to give me breaks broke up with his girl just before the dance cuz she caught him messing around with someone else that same day. So he didn't show up for the dance and now I ws stuck running the sound booth the entire night after taking this girl to the dance. She decided that wasn't fair to her and dumped me to hang with her friends.
A couple months go by and my sisters boyfriend from St Luis is now in town and my parents won't let him stay at our house so me and him agree to get an apartment together, partly so I can get out of my parents house and partly so I can keep an eye on my sister. So we move into an apartment together and low and behold that girl lives in the apartment just below us. So we decide now we're out of school both have jobs and living on our own, maybe we should try again. So I start hanging out with her at her place while she is baby sitting these little kids and we start getting pretty close and things are going good.
Well my job up to this point has sucked major balls and all I want to do is leave and things are looking bad so me, my sister and her then boyfriend start talking about moving to St Luis together. Up to this pint I haven't made up my mind weather or not to go cuz I have a decent girl, a pretty ok apartment and lots of friends. The downside was I hated my job, was driving a car my friends joked about running on AA batteries and was always fighting with my parents.
Then I come home from work one day early and find the dude in bed with a known gay dude. I confront him on this and he denies everything but basically tells me it was a misunderstanding they both got drunk, passed out and wound up in the same bed, said nothing happened and he had no idea the other dude was gay. I told my sister this and she gets angry at me and threatens to move to Canada with this loony freak. SO I agree to continue as planned to move to KS with her.
At this point I decide not to tell anyone we are leaving because my sister is afraid my parents will try and stop us, she is only 17 BTW and we're technically running away. So we pack up my car and just leave in the middle of the night without telling a single person, not even my girlfriend.
Needless to say we don't make it to St Luis, instead we end up going thorugh KS were we lived as kids and run out of money long before we get anywhere in the state. So we end up living in my car for a couple of months and my parents have to send us money to get us home. We get home and I discover two things, the first my sisters boyfriend has disappeared with all my stuff I left behind he was supposed to bring out to us. Second there was the issue of the girl I left. I completely forgot that I didn't break up with her and think maybe I can find her and explain it to her and fix things. No such luck turns out even though I was only gone for less than 2 months, she is now already married!
Wanna know the irony in the whole deal. Her brother ended up married to the girl I dumped at the prom. Yeah I know your thinking is he telling the truth or making **** up. Believe it or not this is all true, my sister can even vouch for me if you ever asked her. Of course she doesn't like to talk about that loser who screwed us both over cuz latter we found out he really was gay and was using her all along.
I should write a book about all the crazy adventures I've had now that would make a good comedy. See now we can close that job thread...
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Post by: vudu on April 07, 2008, 05:52:11 PM
I should write a book about all the crazy adventures I've had now that would make a good comedy. See now we can close that job thread...
Make sure you get a decent editor.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 07, 2008, 05:55:56 PM
You never read the fantasy novels I wrote have you? Of course not I haven't finished those. I am not stupid you know. Plus unlike here where I consider this casual conversation I do try to write better when it is work related. Now that doesn't mean I won't need an editor but I know that it isn't cuz of my lack of talent just cuz I sometimes miss some things.
Forget writing a book now I have inspiration for my first indie film yeah!
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Post by: Nick DiMola on April 07, 2008, 06:26:24 PM
tl;dr
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Post by: bustin98 on April 08, 2008, 02:01:01 AM
Megan Fox was on an episode of Two and a Half Men. Man o man o man o man o man om om om om om om an man man man.
And a *fap* for good measure.
Oh, Easycure. I didn't even think about your job posts, I was just thinking you could bring a bunch of stories to the thread that could rival the Rat's. And I would never call you EMO. I had a comment to go here but I don't know if it crosses a line...
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Post by: RABicle on April 08, 2008, 03:04:03 AM
Rat. I feel you are not very skilled at dealing with awkward situations and also make some poor decisions with misguided judgement.
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Post by: Plugabugz on April 08, 2008, 05:31:08 AM
I sprained both my ankles at the same time once. Is that a secret?
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Post by: Shift Key on April 08, 2008, 06:09:27 AM
Megan Fox was on an episode of Two and a Half Men. Man o man o man o man o man om om om om om om an man man man.
And a *fap* for good measure.
Oh, Easycure. I didn't even think about your job posts, I was just thinking you could bring a bunch of stories to the thread that could rival the Rat's. And I would never call you EMO. I had a comment to go here but I don't know if it crosses a line...
You're right.. maybe i will, but not now cuz my stories can get long if i go into detail.
PM me the comment, i'm curious now
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Post by: Darkheart on April 08, 2008, 02:10:44 PM
Title: Re:Tell Random Stories about Your Life (was Confess your secrets here.)
Post by: animecyberrat on April 08, 2008, 03:29:55 PM
I have lots of deeper stories than this, some are just not appropriate for this forum and others are too unbelievable most people will just roll their eyes and not care. But I am keeping this thread alive but changing the tone a bit.
When I was in 8th grade I was kinda like a total jerk. Back then I hated people with a passion and just went through the motions of school until our next move. I got in fights nearly everyday and decided that I just didn't want friends. One day I had been in a particularly bad mood and just up and walked out of ISS. Now I got stopped by the school security losers and they escorted me to the principals office where I had to explain my actions. This only pissed me off more so I just cussed him out and told him to Eff off and leave me alone.
The rest of the day goes by and school is now over and I am supposed to wait till the other kids leave cuz if you're in ISS they make us wait till everyone else is gone or escort you to after school detention if your supposed to be there. I wasn't waiting I got up and walked out in the middle of the crowd. So there is this mentally challenged kid who is walking down the hall and somehow they know my name and start calling to me cuz they think we're friends. I don't want to say what I was thinking at the time cuz it's really effed up but I don't need this extra headache so I shove the person into the closest locker and proceed to kick and jump on them until I am removed from the hall by a security officer.
This person was only trying to make my day better and instead I took my anger out on them. Needless to say it resulted in a law suit which was averted upon my agreeing to see a psycho councilor. I got worse stories than that but I do not know how deep into my screwed up past I want to go. Plus I already posted most of these to my blog on myspace butt hat is a different story.
Tune in next time when I mix it up with a hilarious story that has a sad ending.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 08, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
oh yeah!?!? (i didnt really read your post, not yet anyway i just wanted to say that cuz i know whatever it is this next statement will top it..)
I killed a baby (and i'm not trying to be weird and funny cuz of where this thread is, i'm serious)
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Post by: vudu on April 08, 2008, 05:02:13 PM
Rat's is still worse. Maybe you should read it.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 08, 2008, 05:24:19 PM
well I wasn't really sure where this thread was gonna go but maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
I have dealt with a lot of **** most people wouldn't believe and I know that as hard as it is, sometimes confessing ones regrets and or guilt can be helpful. I myself am at a time in my life when all I have *is* time so I spend a lot of time thinking about everything, the past, the future, old friends, and everything life throws at me.
I usually come here for the same reason I play video games in the first place, to forget about life. But then sometimes you can't run from your problems and you have to face things head on. I am not one who throws my **** in the table and walks away, I am perfectly capable of going into discussions about anything I have done. There are some things though best left unsaid.
But since I started this I can be man enough to accept the consequences. And I can feel your pain there man, trust me I've seen/done things you wouldn't believe. Sorry if I opened something up here but if you need to say something go ahead I can be decent. Besides maybe I could offer some advice on how I deal with things. (not wanting to get into breaking the rules territory so I'll leave elaborations of this into private discussions)
I guess lately I just have been more prone to speak what's on my mind and not censor myself as much anymore.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 08, 2008, 05:54:46 PM
Maybe its just me but that story wasnt that big of a deal. Every sh*tty school I've been in since middle grade has seen a handfull of guys beating up on the special ed kids. its sad really (cept the time i saw two of the special ed kids fighting each other out on the athletic feild. it wasn't a real fight, they were playing around immitating their favorite wrestlers. I only thought it was funny because of how well their impressions were, it was like i was watching a real WWE match!)
Let me elaborate on mine. I was about 4 or 5 years old and we were going to visit some family who'd just had a new born. The baby had only recently been released from the hospital after birth was only home for a few days by the time we went to visit. My mom had brought a few gifts for the baby and for the family and had me hold on to them all. We walk into the baby's room and gaze upon him, admiring the beautiful new member of the family and after a few minutes of standing around talking we left. I was still holding on to the plastic shopping bag we had brought the gifts in, which was now empty. I discarded it by hanging it on the corner of the baby's crib..
I honestly don't remember what happened next. I must of blocked it out, or maybe i was just too young to remember the full details about it. At least thats what i tell myself. I know I blocked it out because i can remember all the other details vividly. The room was small, the crib was placed near an open window on a nice sunny day. The bag was left on the right corner, closest to the window, it was a yellow bag from the supermarket nearby.. The wind must of picked up the bag and tossed it around until it landed where it did.
The only thing i remember after leaving that room is leaving their house. I remember everyone being really quiet, but maybe i just blocked out the crying. I didnt cry, i didn't understand what was going on at the time, but i did have this feeling of guilt come over me, i knew i had done something wrong.
We've never talked about it in my family. After the funeral, that aunt and uncle and their two other kids left the country after that. I haven't seen or heard from them since.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 08, 2008, 07:44:03 PM
that is a sad story my friend, and I can relate but I won't elaborate here. BTW, I re-read my blog post I linked to, not a good read best to stay out of that one.
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Post by: vudu on April 08, 2008, 07:46:21 PM
Let's never speak of the incident again. You just brought down the whole forum.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 08, 2008, 07:46:46 PM
lol thanks for the warning. It is a sad story but i dont think about it too often. its not a secret really, i've told a few people about if that have been close enough to me. I was a kid and i didnt mean anything to happen, so i dont feel guilty or anything now
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Let's never speak of the incident again. You just brought down the whole forum.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 08, 2008, 08:00:53 PM
one to cheer you up.
Remember that guy who ****** my sister. Well the rest of the story goes like this. See I initially wanted to kick his @$$ and be done with it. So I decide to let him know it's coming. Well thing is we both work for the same place and I'm kinda his boss at work so when I see him at work I give him a hard time all day long. His cousin is the store manager so she gets onto me and everyone starts taking sides. (I worked for Pizza Hut which is a magnet for drama) anyways he ends up getting fired for starting a fight at work.
A couple days go by and I am walking out the door with a pizza to make a delivery and there he is waiting for me by my car. He tosses the pizza bag onto the ground and basically makes like he wants to have it out right here right now. I am not stupid, I am in uniform and at work, I do not wish to lose my job (best job I have ever had BTW) so I turn him down and go inside to call the police. He follows me in the store and hits me anyways. I don't fight back ( a first for me) but let him hit me a couple times and everyone else breaks up the fight. The cop shows up and sits up both down to ask what happened. My friends back me up, his friends back him up and two conflicting stories drive the cop to agree not to file any charges but tells us to shake hands and be done with it. At this point he starts crying! I mean big bad ass comes in to start a fight and as soon as the cop shows up he breaks out into tears. Something about that didn't sit well with me.
A couple days latter I find out he just found out that night his girl was pregnant and his cousin, who was my boss and whom he lived with, was basically telling him he had to straighten up and take care of that kid. I felt sorry for the guy even though I should have hated him. This explains his show of emotions at the cop threatening to take him to jail. Anyways now he is unemployed and has a kid on the way. Beings that I was responsible partly for his losing his job I decide to make it up to him mostly cuz I love kids and know how hard it can me to bring one into the world.
So he is now selling the speakers and **** out of his car, which is really nice sound system, so he comes to pizza hut , where most his friends still work, and tries to sell his crap there. Having now had a change of heart about what he did to my sis, I agree to buy his speakers off him and sell them for him. I pay a pretty premium price even though I don't need them but he now has money and then I talk the boss into letting him come back if she agrees to put us on different schedules. Well I am training to be manager now so she says I can just make my own schedule and come and go as needed. We become friends again for a bit but then my stupid sister gets involved with another guy she had no business talking to so, one thing leads to another and I end up leaving her there and moving back with my parents. (we had been sharing an apartment with one of her friends up to this time)
Oh and the sister in this story is not the same on in the other story, I have three sisters just so you know. So you see I've done some good things in my life too.
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Post by: wandering on April 10, 2008, 06:56:22 AM
I never memorized my multiplication table. At this moment I'm not sure what 7 times 8 is.
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Post by: Nick DiMola on April 10, 2008, 07:22:06 AM
So when exactly did you kick his ass?
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 10, 2008, 11:03:21 AM
the first time, before all the stuff at work. It was the day I found out.
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Post by: vudu on April 10, 2008, 01:48:39 PM
I'm rubbing off on you. There it worked that time.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 12, 2008, 01:24:48 PM
Now that I got all that crap off my chest I think it is time for a happy story.
When I was 12 I met this girl and she was nice. The end.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2008, 02:20:38 AM
I've been messing around with this chick who I don't really like all that much. I mean she's great and all, but I just don't see myself in a relationship with her. I get the feeling that she's way more in to me than I'm in to her, so I find it hard to break it to her. It's actually been a HUGE relief to me that she hasn't been calling/texting me lately.
Is this wrong?
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 13, 2008, 02:31:36 AM
I've been messing around with this chick who I don't really like all that much. I mean she's great and all, but I just don't see myself in a relationship with her. I get the feeling that she's way more in to me than I'm in to her, so I find it hard to break it to her. It's actually been a HUGE relief to me that she hasn't been calling/texting me lately.
Is this wrong?
Sounds like it might be, you need to get your feelings on the table.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 13, 2008, 02:37:45 PM
Damn. I was afraid of that.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 15, 2008, 05:36:58 PM
this isn't so much as a secret because i tell everyone who becomes my friend, but i haven't divulged this interesting story into the forums.
A couple of years back I had this friend and her name was, well we'll call her Shirly. When I met her I was dating my Ex, we'll call her Morgan. Anyhow, I was unavailable, and when that happens every single girl becomes interested in you. A couple months later Morgan decides to move out of our apartment and dump me, it kinda sucked but i got over it. So, by this time Shirly and I are great friends. I had grown a crush on her, and was thinking about altering the field of our relationship. I was in the friends zone however. Which is fine, because she's a completely gross looking person now and hangs out with drag queens. At the time however she was cute.
So, we were eating out at Olivie Garden and we really don't know what to do after dinner. She comes up with the idea to go do Karaoke. She calls 411 and gets the address to this karaoke place, but its closed. So we drive around for about an hour until we find this karaoke place on the edge of town called Margarita bay. We park and start to walk in. We get carded by this guy named Rich. However, his shift is ending.
We get in this bar and theres a shitload of old people, and a few younger people. So, we sit around. I'm kinda nervous because i hadn't done karaoke before. I drove, so i couldn't drink. She wanted to drink though. So she buys a long island iced tea(which is for me a personal favorite). She then proceeds to start talking trash about how I'm such a light weight and how she can out-drink me. We had drank before together, but nothing happened. So, she gets up to start singing, and I'm still trying to pick out a song. I end up picking a Beatles song(which in hindsight is a terrible idea, I have a low pitched voice, i should be singing like pear jam to Elton John.) Anyway, she sang Barbie girl, or talked Barbie girl. I can't really say that what she did constituted singing, because it really sucks. By the way Simon Cowell is usually dead on in his assessments on American Idol. After the song was over, Rich comes over and starts hitting on her. they ask if were together and we just say were friends. so he buys her a drink. he buys her shots of tequila and shots of goldschlager. So i go sing, and she's over at another table chatting up rich and a regular named Addam who works for ATF, we know this because he mentions it about 30 times in a conversation. She gets a Midori, and we all agree to sing Time Warp together. After Time warp i get this phone call from my brother and then walk outside to talk to him, and tell him what im up to. I only talk for like 5 minutes.
I come back and Shirly is puking all over herself, she pukes in wine glasses, on Rich's feet, before i left for the phone she seemed perfectly sober, when i get back she's just gone and drooling puke all over everything. We decide to take her outside and get her some water. she sat on a trash can puking all over herself. The bar owner walks out and doesnt really care, he just tells us that if were outside we have to have closed containers. He finishes his cigarette and soon after i leave i hear this eruption of sound coming out her ass, like some low rumbling grow of some grizzly bear, or frickin mount vesuvious erupting all over pompei. I'm like wtf. so she gets dragged into the bathroom, while im going to get her a water bottle from the nearby laundromat. I come back to see that she had to go to the bathroom because she shit herself. she is carried out of the bathroom by some fat gothic wench and addams wife who just arrived in time to miss him hitting on her and buying her drinks. she was wearing tight white pants, at least they were white until the big shit trail leaked down her pants. t was all over. We all decide that its best to take her home, or at least thats addams opinion. so she's carried into my car, the deal is shelly was wearing tight white pants and a thong, so now the crap that is coming out through her ass cleavage onto my seat and she is continuing to puke all over herself in my car. The smell is horrible.
So, we arrive home. Greeted by her roomate melissa. who tells us that she knew something like this would happen with Shirly. So she hands me some carpet cleaner and i proceed to clean this diarrhea off my car seat until it is completely clean. I get some of it on my hands whilst cleaning, and it was some fowl liquidy stuff. I go up stairs wash my hands in the kitchen, and go to see what is up with Shirly. They had to throw her crap filled white pants away, she is being hosed off in the shower by Addam and his wife.
a couple of weeks ago my brother spilled some cheezits on the seat, he didn't really care so much, but then i reminded him what had happend on the seat whil he was chewing. Obviously he was grossed out.
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Post by: vudu on April 15, 2008, 05:50:18 PM
OH GOD WHY DID I READ THAT
Are you still friends after that? I don't think I could look at the person after that, regardless of which side of the story I was on.
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Post by: EasyCure on April 15, 2008, 06:49:41 PM
ThePerm wins, EPICLY
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on April 15, 2008, 07:13:03 PM
wow that was insane.
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Post by: animecyberrat on April 15, 2008, 07:52:21 PM
But the point was to confess your secrets not tell grose stories. Now I have to start a who can tell the grossest story thread.
I had a friend over at my house once and he got so drunk he crapped all over the place. I called my little sister and told her I'd pay her $10 if she cleaned my whole apartment but she had to promise to do it without complaining. When she got there, she didn't complain, but wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
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Post by: Plugabugz on April 16, 2008, 04:37:28 PM
But the point was to confess your secrets not tell grose stories. Now I have to start a who can tell the grossest story thread.
I had a friend over at my house once and he got so drunk he crapped all over the place. I called my little sister and told her I'd pay her $10 if she cleaned my whole apartment but she had to promise to do it without complaining. When she got there, she didn't complain, but wouldn't speak to me for weeks.
Q4LOLz.
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Post by: Dirk Temporo on April 17, 2008, 02:19:18 PM
