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Title: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on November 30, 2016, 03:19:41 PM
Synopsis
Alright. This should be good. ;D
Here's an idea I've had kicking around for awhile and decided to finally throw it out here on the Funhouse Forum to see what happens.
The idea is simple enough, I think. Basically, the idea is that everyone posting in this thread is helping to write a script/play for the Funhouse with our posts. It is similar to the idea we've had in other threads of making a sentence with one word posts at a time or making a story one line at a time. In this case, there is no limit as to how much or how little you want to write.
You can write yourself in and out of the story anyway you wish. You can be any character or role play as you wish but, like a bit of improve, the rest of us will have to roll along with what other users jump in with and add to the story. Let's see what happens. I'll guess I'll try to get the ball rolling and give you an idea of what I'm thinking.
The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief
Starring:
Khushrenada as Treize "Kingpin" Khushrenada Lady Une as Trixie "Kisses" Khushrenada NotKhushrenada as Barney the Dinosaur Evan_B as Zechs "The Swindler" Merquise pokepal148 as The Mysterious Floating Whip
Act 1
The Scene: The curtain rises on the interior of a large log cabin. It is a stereotype of a hunting lodge-type cabin. A large stone fireplace is built in to the wall with various mounted animal heads above it. There is a spacious living room set all made of wood surrounding the middle of the stage to the left of the fireplace. On the left of the living room furniture is an open faced kitchen of many shelves with a small dining table and chairs around it. There are wooden stairs and a wood railing leading up to a second floor in the background behind the living room as well as a front entrance doorway to the right of the base of the stairs.
(STARRING KHUSHRENADA AS TREIZE "KINGPIN" KHUSHRENADA)
(The play begins as Khushrenada enters through the front doorway by the stairs. He is wearing a grey fedora with a grey and white pinstripe suit. He looks like a gangster from the 1930's. He takes off his fedora and puts it on the hat rack behind the door.)
Khushrenada:(shouting through the house) Hey Baby! I'm back! Me an' the boys finished buryin' the stoolie! Ya in here, dollface?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on November 30, 2016, 04:25:06 PM
(Suddenly there are rustling sounds and hurried footsteps coming from offstage. There are some bumps and bangs occurring)
(STARRING LADY UNE AS TRIXIE "KISSES" KHUSHRENADA)
Trixie: (from offstage) Be right there, honey-bun! I'm, uh, just fixing myself up here! You sure, uh. got back fast. What happened?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on November 30, 2016, 04:29:39 PM
(There is more banging and footsteps occurring off stage. Suddenly, a big purple dinosaur comes tumbling down the stairs landing at "Kingpin" Khushrenada's feet who has still been standing in the entrance)
(STARRING NOTKHUSHRENADA AS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR)
Barney: (looking up at Khushrenada) He ho! Well, isn't this just super-dee-duper!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on November 30, 2016, 04:32:48 PM
(stares at Barney for a few seconds then pulls out a gun and points at Barney's head and then yells up the stairwell)
Trixie!!! What the hell is this?! Is this what I think it is?! Are youse cheating on me with this purple sac' o' crap?!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on November 30, 2016, 04:35:01 PM
(Trixie enters the scene by walking down a few steps from the top of the stairwell. Her wardrobe is that of a '20's flapper girl (https://www.bluevelvetvintage.com/images/P/repr0461v3.jpg). She takes in the sight she sees at the bottom of the stairs.)
Oh,... poo!
(She clenches her fists and stamps her foot.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on November 30, 2016, 04:37:05 PM
(still staring down the barrel of a gun)
Hey, listen, man. I love you. You love me. We're best friends like friends should be...
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on November 30, 2016, 04:41:45 PM
Don't even start with me, Barney! I thought we were friends and now I find you messing with my girl, Trixie! What have you two been up to? Is there any reason I shouldn't plug botha youse mugs right now?!
Hopefully this example shows you how this premise works. Feel free to jump in and enter the play as you see fit as we see where this story will lead.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on November 30, 2016, 04:55:00 PM
(shifts her weight and strikes up a thoughtful pose)
Well, if you do, there's going to be an awful lot of blood all over this place and you are supposed ta be meetin' that Senator here in 90 minutes. I don't think you're gonna wanna explain to the Senator why he's walkin' in on a crime scene.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse. "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on November 30, 2016, 05:07:02 PM
(stares down at Barney some more while his face twists from thinking over what Trixie has said. Finally, he pulls the gun away and puts it in his pocket)
Alright. I won't shoot ya's. At least, not right now. But that doesn't mean youse gotta be around to see the Senator either.
(walks over and opens the front door)
Hey, boys! Get in here! A gots a filthy rat I needs you to take care of for awhile.
(closes the door and turns to Trixie)
As for you, my dear little hussy, I expects youse ta be working your feminine wiles on the Senator when he gets here instead of some two-bit stooge here like you've been doin' apparently. So, go try and look pretty for a change and don't think I'm through dealing with you about this whole...(pauses and spins his hand in a circle for a moment) ...whatever this is.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on November 30, 2016, 11:07:44 PM
(The door opens, revealing a shrubby, needling hedgehog of a man, wearing a metal helmet)
(WITH EVAN_B AS ZECHS "THE SWINDLER" MERQUISE)
What's the sizzle, boss? Ya know that us Hodgepegs love filthy rats.
(He spots Barney and his eyes narrow.)
Oh. I shoulda knowed it was you, Lucario. Youse always pretendin to be th' boss.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on November 30, 2016, 11:53:18 PM
Zechs, my eternal friend. I needs ya to take care of a problem I'm having involving Barney here. Seems he's lost all sense of propriety and boundaries regardin' his place in my organization here. If you and da boys could hide him away some place where he can be reminded of his rightful status by means of some harm being done to him, you would be doin' me a real service. While I know you and ya sister Relena would prefer to see to him kick the bucket out right, I'm not through with him at da moment.
But as ya knows, I'm expecting the Senator to stop by very soon and so I can't pursue this interrogation any further at the moment. However, as soon as the Senator is gone, I want him brought back here alive so that I can pick up from where youse boys leave off. I wants ya ta instruct the men to make sure that this current Barney business is kept hidden from the Senator and his people. After youse gets it sorted with da men, I'd like ya ta select a couple of the boys to come back and join me for the Senator's arrival. I leave it up to you as to whos ya'd like to entrust with these various responsibilities because, as my right hand man, there is nobody that I trust more to handle my business than youse.
On dat subject, are there any new reports on da Chicago situation I need ta be aware of?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 01:29:09 AM
Wha ha HEY BOSS. I ain't got no idea whose dis "Relena" broad is. I hope you ain't comparin' me to that, erm, lovely princess who sings at the Sanc hotel. There ain't no way we two could be related...!
(Zechs coughs hastily and grabs Barney)
C'mere, ya loot. I know just the place fer you. Don't worry, boss. The boys and I will throw this lug someplace real cozy, yeah. Oh, and uh, regardin' the Chicago sit'a-ation. See, dere's been a bit of a complication. I could, erm, explain it t'ya now, or later. I know youse got an' important meetin', and all...
(Zechs is visibly uncomfortable.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 01:39:13 AM
See? Is this a great guy or what? Zechs, you big, beautiful, blue-haired hedgehog! Ya always looking out for me, makin' sure I don't lose my focus on things, worryin' about how your news might affect me, correctin' me if my facts are a liddle off. I asks ya, Barney, isn't Zechs here what a true friend is all about?
(Treize turns his attention to Barney. Barney nervously glances back and forth at Zechs and Treize a couple times then slowly nods in agreement while clearly fearful at what this response may bring. Treize turns back to Zechs.)
Ya, that's right. I tells ya, I just can't helps but loves ya, Zechs, for all ya do and continue ta do for me. Ya know what? Come here and let Treize give ya a big ol' kiss to shows ya how much I cares about ya!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: pokepal148 on December 01, 2016, 03:01:24 AM
(Enter a mysterious floating whip)
(STARRING POKEPAL148 AS THE MYSTERIOUS FLOATING WHIP)
(shifts her weight and strikes up a thoughtful pose)
Well, if you do, there's going to be an awful lot of blood all over this place and you are supposed ta be meetin' that Senator here in 90 minutes. I don't think you're gonna wanna explain to the Senator why he's walkin' in on a crime scene.
Wha ha HEY BOSS. I ain't got no idea whose dis "Relena" broad is. I hope you ain't comparin' me to that, erm, lovely princess who sings at the Sanc hotel. There ain't no way we two could be related...!
(Zechs coughs hastily and grabs Barney)
C'mere, ya loot. I know just the place fer you. Don't worry, boss. The boys and I will throw this lug someplace real cozy, yeah. Oh, and uh, regardin' the Chicago sit'a-ation. See, dere's been a bit of a complication. I could, erm, explain it t'ya now, or later. I know youse got an' important meetin', and all...
See? Is this a great guy or what? Zechs, you big, beautiful, blue-haired hedgehog! Ya always looking out for me, makin' sure I don't lose my focus on things, worryin' about how your news might affect me, correctin' me if my facts are a liddle off. I asks ya, Barney, isn't Zechs here what a true friend is all about?
(Treize turns his attention to Barney. Barney nervously glances back and forth at Zechs and Treize a couple times then slowly nods in agreement while clearly fearful at what this response may bring. Treize turns back to Zechs.)
Ya, that's right. I tells ya, I just can't helps but loves ya, Zechs, for all ya do and continue ta do for me. Ya know what? Come here and let Treize give ya a big ol' kiss to shows ya how much I cares about ya!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 11:33:22 AM
(Zechs looks towards the recently departed whip, then back to Treize)
Oh, boss. If I was any self-respectin' dame, you know I'd do anythin' for one a those.
(He shoots Trixie a look)
But, eh, I wouldn't want to come home to the missus Noin wit any damnin' evidence, ya know? Can I settle wit a brotherly hug, boss?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 12:04:32 PM
(Khushrenada is pacing around and still rubbing his arm from the pain of being whipped so much.)
Arrgh! I hate that damn whip! Wasn't we supposed ta have some kinda ghost hunter come by and exorcize dat thing already?
(Khushrenada stops pacing as he is suddenly hit with the memory of something. He swivels to face Barney.)
Yes! You! Youse was the one who was ordered ta get the ghost buster to get rids of da whip! I suppose ya dropped da ball on dat one, huh? Too busy tryin' to get fresh with my Trixie ta remembers ta do your duty?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 12:30:16 PM
Ohhhhh, listen to you! My Trixie, my girl, my doll! You don't love me! You just love the idea of owning me!
(Trixie begins to descend the stairs and walk into the living room)
Your always too busy with your organization rubbing out a rival, bribing a flatfoot, blackmailin' a Senator! You always say ya never has time for me but I see yus got plenty a time to hug and kiss your friends! You sure use ta treat me differently before we were married. Oh, those were the days. Holding hands while walkin' thru the park in the sunset, tender kisses peppered with your expressions of undying love for me, and kindness. You showed such wonderous kindness to me. Opening doors, wrapping your jacket around me in the cool night breeze, and listening to me.
(Trixie pauses as she basks in the memories she is recalling. Then she turns to Khushrenada)
Ya used to listen so patiently to me and ya cared, ya really cared about what I had to say and valuing my opinion. And now? Ha! It's Trixie do this. Trixie do that. Shaddup, Trixie. You think I'm just another one a' your boys to order around. Another cog in your organization's machinery. Well, I'm not! I'm your wife and it's about time you started treatin' me with the love and respect like ya promised to the preacha!
(Trixie sits down on a couch and crosses her arms across her chest while giving Khushrenada a look of defiance)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 12:37:48 PM
Oh, dis is rich. Dis is just what I need right now. Dames givin' me orders. Well, I remember stuff too, ya know! I remember how we used ta do it. A lot! What happened to that? But now ya never in the mood. Apparently, I need ta look like a big purple blob like Grimace over there ta gets ya all hot and bothered!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 02:00:12 PM
A course I remember those days, boss, but now that I gots Noin and you gots Trixie...
...Oh, you was talkin' about her.
Maybe I should just... remove the aggressor and youse two can sort this out like a responsible married couple? I just hopes ya both know how all the boys look up to youse, y'know? We all hopes one day, when we have accomplished all we can in this crazy, mucked up, respectable career we're all in, that we can meet a nice dame like the boss did and settle down wit her. Have two-point-five Tall Geeses, y'know? Maybe get them into the family business.
Just somethin' to think about, youse two.
(Zechs grabs Barney by the collar and jerks him out of the apartment. He slaps a hand over Barney's gaping maw and puts an ear to the door, hoping to still listen)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 04:13:03 PM
Great! Now youz gone and driven away Zechs, that shining beacon of a man, with ya complainin'. I tells ya, women is a sucker's game.
(Treize walks over to where Trixie is sitting and paces in front of her in the middle of the living room)
You play sweet and innocent until ya've drawn us into ya trap and then, once ya've got them claws of yours stuck into us, ya true nature is revealed and ya demand and complain and never stop using dat mouth o' yours ta get what ya want. But there's no bendin' or comprimisin' on yo' end of it at all. If I ask for something, then ya wants this or that or ta explain how its wrong and I should be askin' for or doin' dis or dat. I tells ya, if ya think I've become distant or uncarin', it's because you've driven me away by yoz lack o' love towards me!
(Treize emphatically gestures this last line by tapping his thumb to his chest while the rest of his hand is clenched in a fist. Trixie snorts and turns away from looking at him. Treize waves his hands dismissively at her and heads to the kitchen.)
Ah, dames. Yo all alike. Even when ya're wrong and yo know it, youse won't admit it. I can tells ya already looking for a new tactic to argue against me with where youse can look right and I look wrong so youse can get back on ya high horse. If this is how its gonna be today with ya then I wants a drink. Where's the help gone around heres anyways?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 04:42:43 PM
Heh! Barney was supposed ta be the help today. Ya wanted him to take care of the shindig for the Senator today 'n' now you've got him gettin' put through the wringer with the boys. Just another example of how you been slippin' lately.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 04:44:08 PM
Youse tellin' me we'z got no one else who can take care of servin' some drinks around here but Barney?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 05:36:23 PM
You're the one that wanted to keep this meeting low-key and secret like the Senator asked. So, don't blame me that ya don't have a lot of options out here. I don't know why we couldn'ta done this in the city but you wanted to come out here to this precious cabin o' yours.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 05:44:40 PM
Dis cabin is special ta me. It holds a special place in my heart, ya woodn't understand. Don't question me any further on dis.
(Treize crosses his arms around his chest as he thinks for a moment)
I wonder if I should gets Zechs to look afta da caterin' wit' da Senator. I'd just hates ta burden dat big lug wit' too much responsibility. He does so much for me already. Yet, Barney can make some pretty mean drinks and seems pretty gifted when it comes to puttin' on the ritz for a shindig like this. Maybe I should check with Zechs as to what he thinks...
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 05:46:15 PM
Oh, listen to you. Zechs! Zechs! Zechs! That's all you think about anymore!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 05:47:06 PM
Are youse saying Zechs or sex?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 05:51:17 PM
Eh, aren't they the same thing ta ya?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 05:53:33 PM
Ya know, Trixie, one a' dees days...
(Treize takes out a gun and points it to her)
Bam! Straight to hell!
(Treize puts the gun away)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 08:18:44 PM
(Meanwhile, Barney tiptoes away behind Zechs who is now completely fixated on the Khushrenada's conversation happening inside. He sneaks to the front door and quickly enters.)
Hell-low everybody! Ho he! It's good to see you all again!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 08:19:50 PM
Barney! What are youse doin' here? Where's Zechs? WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ZECHS!?!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 08:26:32 PM
Awww, don't you worry! Zechs is perfectly safe and sound. (Barney shifts uncomfortably for a moment.) In fact, it was Zechs's idea for me to come back here. After we left, we started having a really wonderful chat and I mentioned how worried I was that there might not be anyone to look after the party for the Senator if I was being pummeled over by my good buddies and he became concerned about that as well.
So, it seemed like the best idea would be for me to come back here and put on the super-dee-duper party like you had wanted me to do. We're going to have so much fun! I'll make sure there'll be some drinks, some tasty snacks, ha-who, some great games and we'll even sing some silly songs! He he!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 08:31:39 PM
(Zechs busts through behind Barney, grabbing him by his dino-collar. He gets the purple dinosaur into a headlock.)
You slippery dick! If I didn't know better, I'd say youse was an eel, not a T-Rex! Tryin' t'lie to the boss about me, of all people.
(Zechs nods to Trieze)
Ah, don't worry boss. I'll go put him in the shed. That's where lousy tools like him belong, eh? And, um. I just wanted to add that I make a mean martini.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 08:43:35 PM
Ah, Zechs, ya magnificent, manly mammal. I truly believes youse could make a mean martini. But, on da other hand, Barney is pretty good with parties and dat idea of singing some silly songs does sound awfully fun. It's hard for me ta decide since I really like Zechs and I'm really mad at Barney right now and I always tells myself to remove emotion from when making business choices. However, I'm finding dat ta be a real struggle at da moment.
I think da best ting ta do right now would be ta have a bartender battle. Botha yuz will makes a drink youse thinks will knock the Senator's socks off. Then, during da taste test, youz will both de-tail yur plans of what kind of a party ya'd wants ta put ons.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 08:52:17 PM
Hu-who-ha! That sounds like a WONDERFUL idea! I'm going to get started on my drink right away! I know just the perfect thing to make any party a success.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 08:59:29 PM
...Huh. Erm. Okay, then.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:19:55 PM
Ah, dis is gonna be sweet. Finally, something good is happening ta day.
(Khushrenada walks over to a couch and stretches out across it.)
I needs ta unwinds a bit before the Senator gets here. Trixie, why don't chuse put on a record to helps with da mood around here.
(Trixie looks over at Khushrenada clearly annoyed. But with a huff, she gets up and goes over to the record shelf and selects a record and puts it on. " Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-lite starts playing. Trixie stays by the record player and starts doing the Charleston.)
Ah, dat's nice. I asks ya, isn't dat Trixie a wonderful dance-ah?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:22:14 PM
(Barney giggles) She sure is, Boss! I think Trixie is a bea-U-tiful dancer. Why, I dare say, her hips don't quit.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:25:28 PM
(Khushrenada bolts right up from the couch)
Nose! Not youse! I don't wants ta hear no compliments to Trixie from youse, ya got that?! I wants ta hear compliments from everybody else but youse, capeesh?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 09:27:00 PM
Ah, yeah, boss. Trixie's got a helluva good pair of... um, dancin' feet.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:28:16 PM
(Barney giggles again) Well, sure thing, boss! That sounds like a GREAT idea! I'm just so very happy to be your friend.
(Barney goes back to mixing a drink.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 09:32:32 PM
(Zechs clumsily begins work on his own)
You lousy... I oughta... grumble.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:32:51 PM
Khushrenada to Barney: Good. Keep it dat way.
(Khushrenada turns to Zechs)
Good eye, my one, true friend. Trixie's got a great set o' dancin' feet alright. O'course, the gams they is attached to ain't nothin' to sneeze at either. Just wish the mouth wouldn't move more then the feet at times. (Khushrenada gives Trixie a sideways glance to make sure she gets his point and then goes back to lying down on the couch.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 01, 2016, 09:35:17 PM
(Trixie sticks out her tongue at Khushrenada once his back his turned. She dances a bit more than stops. She looks towards the door for a moment and then stops the record.)
Hey! I think I hear a noise coming from outside! I think there may be somebody out there.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 01, 2016, 09:36:46 PM
(turning to Zechs and speaking in a low tone)
Don't worry. If you want to go out there to investigate, I can mix your drink for you while your gone. That's what friends are for!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 01, 2016, 09:43:36 PM
The fu...? You'll probably muck it up, ya jerk!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 02, 2016, 01:46:00 AM
(giggles) Well, you might be right. My tiny arms aren't always the greatest when it comes to hands on tasks like this. But they're great for clapping. Oh, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Barney claps his hands 3 times) Oh if you're happy and you know it.......
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 02, 2016, 01:47:48 AM
Shaddup, youse mugs! I'm trying ta listen for outside noises ta see if Trixie's right.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 02, 2016, 08:46:31 PM
(Suddenly, there are 4 loud knocks on the door.)
I tolcha I heard something!
(Trixie hurries away from the record player over to Khushrenada and stands behind him, clutching him on the arm as she peers around his shoulder looking towards the door.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 02, 2016, 08:48:57 PM
(Khushrenada turns to Zechs and asks in a hushed tone.)
Hey Zechs, where are da boys? How come some joker's able to come and knock on dis door here?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 05, 2016, 09:56:32 PM
You know, boss. They was takin' care of that slimy sack a crap, Baby Bop. Tryin' t'sell us out, absolutely despicable. We'll be dumpin' her off the docks so she can sleep wit the fishes.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 07, 2016, 08:48:11 PM
Baby Bop was tryin' ta sell us out? When was dis? Isn't she Barney there's sister or sumptin'?
(Everyone looks at Barney.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 07, 2016, 08:50:47 PM
ONLY ONE MORE REASON YA CAN'T TRUST HIM, BOSS!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 07, 2016, 08:50:57 PM
(Barney giggles.) You know, this reminds me of A SONG!
Someone's knockin' at the door Somebody's ringin' the bell Do me a favor Open the door and let 'em in, YEAH-a-ah
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Pro-Khushrenada on December 07, 2016, 09:02:49 PM
(There is another loud knock at the door. Everyone turns their attention back to the door. From behind the door, a voice calls out.)
Hello in there! I know you're home. I can hear you singing! Will you please let me in for a moment?
(Everyone turns back to Barney and they all give him a dirty look.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 07, 2016, 09:06:49 PM
(To Barney) I'm beginnin' ta really think dat ya ain't worth all da air you've breathin' all yo' life.
(To Zechs) Better see what dis stooge wants. Feels free ta intimidate him and gives him da message dat we don't want no visitors round dese here parts.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 07, 2016, 10:56:48 PM
(Zechs cautiously approaches the door)
Ayyy youse, we appreciate the courtesy a you knockin', but unless you're someone important, we don't want no visitors round dese here parts.
...Who dat?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Pro-Khushrenada on December 07, 2016, 11:54:17 PM
(The door suddenly swings open slamming into Zechs and then squeezes him against the wall. A dapper looking gentlemen enters holding a vacuum cleaner. He begins talking from the moment the door opens and walks to the middle of the living room to join those standing there already.)
(STARRING PRO-KHUSHRENADA AS DAVID DODGE)
Well, good sir, I won't hold you in suspense. Why, I'll even get the door to let myself in. Ah, what a lovely bunch of people you all are. My, it's so nice to see so many of you taking the time to enjoy a little fresh air and wilderness. I must admit, I love being able to journey around through here and breathe it in myself. Unfortunately, there is a downside to all this scenic nature, if you can believe it! Yes, my good friends, I'm talking about that eternal struggle we all face against leaving Mother Nature behind when we enter our homes. Dust! Dirt! Soil! When we walk along a beautiful trail, we don't plan to take it back with us but darned if some of those rocks and gravel don't get trapped in our soles and find their way onto one's floors when we re-enter our homes. Now that refreshing daily constitutional has turned into back-breaking labour as one must sweep, mop, scrub and wipe the floor to remove that unwanted filth. I'm sure the young missus here appreciates exactly what I'm saying! (David winks at Trixie.)
But, my friends, take heart! You need no longer be dreading the after effects of a trip into the great outdoors because I, David Dodge, am here to bring you the solution to this Gordian knot. You see, I represent the Little Giant Vacuum Cleaner Company from Walla Walla, Washington and I have with me one of the greatest marvels of the scientific age that we know find ourselves living in. I'm talking, of course, about the Big Suck 2000 which is not to be confused with the Big Suck 1000 which was last year's model and the previous watershed mark of human endeavor. Yes sir, it a testament to the human spirit that despite the engineering success we have already achieved in creating one of the most powerful, durable, and desirable machines to aid in our existence, we, as a people, still strove to reach that ever-so slightly more powerful edge, that razor-thin extra level of durability and that elusive perfection of desirability.
And so here we are with the Big Suck 2000, guaranteed to meet any cleaning challenge you may throw at it, including making the Big Suck 1000 obsolete. Ha ha ha! But, from my keen sense of observation, I can tell that you are the sort of people with the smarts to know that talk is cheap. Why, any rube or bumpkin could come along and say that they've got some kind of miracle machine to sell you. The proof is in the tasting of the pudding, is it not? That is why I am proud to stand before you all here today to offer you a demonstration and let this machine provide the true evidence you need to back up my words here today.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 07, 2016, 11:55:28 PM
(Khushrenada begins clenching his hands into fists and shaking with rage.)
Will youse please kindly SHUT UP?!!!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 07, 2016, 11:56:34 PM
Awww. I wanted to see the demonstration. (Barney looks down to the ground forlornly.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Pro-Khushrenada on December 08, 2016, 12:41:17 AM
Why, my good man, I do apologize to you. Indeed, I am deeply sorry if I have in some way offended you here today in my haste to let you know about the greatest device designed to revolutionize the way a person cares for their home. I must admit, my enthusiasm for this modern mechanical marvel can sometimes get the better of me because I'm just so eager to let people know about how this super scientific sucker is about to change their lives for the better. Why, thanks to the Big Suck 2000's ease of use, one may now confuse chore time with leisure time because of the pleasure one will get from operating it!
I ask you, sir, how can I possibly hold back and dampen my enthusiasm for something so life-changing? Why, the only thing that can sadden me is knowing how many people out there are still in need of this dreamlike dependable device. But, alas, our supplies are limited because of the rare materials we use to make these machines to achieve the high standards we believe all our customers deserve. So, if I move too fast for your liking, sir, it is only because I have the best intentions at heart for I am one man doing my best to reach everyone I can in this big wide world of ours in the short time I have upon it.
Therefore, I humbly ask that you do not let whatever ill feelings from any social stumbles I may have committed before you today prevent you from being able to experience the wonder and life-changing miracle that is the Big Suck 2000 that fortune has smiled upon me bringing to you right now. Why, I truly believe Lady Luck herself must be in your pocket for us to have been able to connect here together in this moment of time when we consider how vast the cosmos are and the infinite possibilities and situations that could exist to have kept us from ever meeting each other in our entire lifetimes. And yet! Here. We. Are. Why, I am sure that as a man of great intellect as you strike me as being, that, surely, you can appreciate the gravity and magnitude of this situation and how catastrophic it would be to have missed this one chance to claim for yourself one of these rare and irrefutably ingenious inventions because of a difference in social graces.
I implore you to not dash the dreams and hopes of your loved ones standing around you here today who wish to see the Big Suck 2000's superlative suction power in action. Why not make the slow-witted singing dinosaur's day by allowing him to see a demonstration of this clever cleaner in action? Why, I'm sure all of those in your household gathered here today will appreciate being able to see such an event as this. (David leans over to Khushrenada and puts his hand to the other side of his mouth as though he his going to share a secret yet still talks loud enough for all to hear.) I'm sure the fine young lady you have here would be especially grateful. (He flashes a smile at Trixie.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 08, 2016, 12:52:44 AM
(Khushrenada clenches his hands over his ears to keep himself from hearing any more of David's speaking.)
Oh, sweet mother o' mercy, make it stop!
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on December 08, 2016, 12:58:19 AM
(Barney gasps in excitement.) Oh, could we please see a demonstration, boss? Please? Please? Pretty please? (Barney begins to hop in excitement.) It sounds like it would be the most wonderful fun.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Lady Une on December 08, 2016, 01:07:32 AM
(Although Trixie has been rolling her eyes and acting disdainfully towards David Dodge the whole time he has been speaking, a devilish smile curls up on her lips as she sees a chance to inflict a bit of torment on Khushrenada)
Why, sweetie, Mr. Dodge here is right. I would be ever so thankful if ya'd let him provide a demonstration. (She then puts her hands on hips and makes a pouting face.) After all, I'm the one who has to keep our place looking so spotless and it can be a pretty tough job. If this vacuum is as good as he claims, why, it sounds like it would let me spend less time looking after the house and give me more time looking after you. (She flashes a smile and wink at Khushrenada.)
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 08, 2016, 02:27:35 AM
(Zechs rises after having crumpled to the floor from the impact of the door. Oddly, his helmet has cracked, and falls to pieces as he nurses his exposed scalp. His revealed face is tranquil and not-at-all-mole-like, the absolute paragon of a man. In fact, he even seems a bit taller now. His accent is non-existant.)
(EVAN_B is ALSO MILLIARDO "The Gentleman" PEACECRAFT?)
W-what the blazes...?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Khushrenada on December 08, 2016, 02:38:50 AM
(Everyone now turns in surprise to Zechs/Milliardo's direction. There are gasps from his sudden transformation.)
Holy Toledo.... Zechs, why has youse been wearin' dat mask for so long? Ya look likes a real-life Adonis in the flesh. I didn't think it possible for ya ta be even more handsome and yet here wheeze are.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Pro-Khushrenada on December 08, 2016, 02:50:56 AM
What did I tell you, folks? I say again, what did I tell you? This machine is a miracle worker indeed.
(David lifts the vacuum up high for all to see and pats it.)
Already this great gadget has changed the life of this young man here by cleaning up his appearance and making him into the beacon of physical perfection you now see before yourselves. But please, I beg you, keep calm. You, too, can benefit from the excellent effects of the Big Suck 2000 with your purchase of it today. It would be cruel of me to deny you the usage of it any further. Thus, I say we get down to brass tacks and finalize our transaction right this very moment in order to speed along your opportunity at beginning your incredible life improvement from this valuable vacuum.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Evan_B on December 10, 2016, 05:05:11 PM
A moment, sir.
(Milliardo steps between David and Khushrenada)
While you seemed to have cracked my admittedly-brittle helmet, I don't want my compatriots here to believe for a second that you are the reason for this sudden revelation. I can only assume that your next move will be to engage in attempts to push this overpriced model, which has been thoroughly reviewed in several publications by experts in the field and deemed vastly inferior to the readily-available Large Inhale 3000, upon them at absurd price points, as is the nature of charismatic, yet seedy individuals in your field.
Moreover, I am more concerned with your sudden appearance here, seeing as this is a secluded cabin under close watch. Soon to be the playing stage for a secretive meeting, as well. While my associates have been disposing of Baby Bop by the docks, they would have most certainly returned to their posts by now, meaning you would have had to bypass their watch whilst carrying a cumbersome vacuum cleaner like the Big Suck 2000.
I mean to say, it seems as if you have made it to this point through a great number of conveniences.
I don't believe in such coincidences.
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Wah on December 11, 2016, 06:10:53 AM
Lucario stumbles in being drunk from he's own produce again.....
WHAT THE **** IS THIS!?
Title: Re: Community Funhouse Playhouse - "The Only Pleasure Treasured is in Map Relief"
Post by: Wah on December 11, 2016, 06:14:25 AM
Mr. Lucario stumbles back to his tavern wondering about what this world has come too....
