Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: Lady Une on March 08, 2015, 08:43:48 PM
Title: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 08, 2015, 08:43:48 PM
As mentioned before, Khushrenada told me a secret long ago. When Billy Berghammer created this site, he realized that there would be forces that may try to take it over or destroy it. To preserve the site, he sent five magic rings to five special posters each with their own special powers. When the five powers combine, they summon NWR's greatest champion. The power is yours. I need to find those 5 special posters.
We need your help, Ringbearers! Anti-Khushrenada has declared war! He's invaded the Funhouse System and is trying to take over NWR! I alone can't do the job! Hurry, Ring-Bearers! Report and mobilize in this thread.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 09:32:57 PM
Ha ha ha. Give it up, Lady Une. No one cares about Khushrenada. I think everyone realizes that these forums could use some change and I'll be the one to give it to them. This whole ring thing is just a myth. But I must say that I do enjoy watching you gallantly struggle like this. Of course, watching and talking soccer, buying and downloading a ton of digital releases, and rooting for the Cleveland Browns are all better but this is still up there. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 08, 2015, 09:50:10 PM
Oh my head. What a night! What a weekend of unconsciousness.
Now you has done it, Anti-Khushrenada. You has made me the very angry bird! It is NotKhushrenada who wants the revenge! For the first time in my criminal life, I will take on the job of murder for free because it is I who is hiring myself to kill you. Thus, for me to hire myself, it would make no sense to charge myself because then I would just have to give myself back the monies. Therefore, I will not charge myself anything and in this way I will not have to take out some monies only to then put it back in to the bank account I took it from because I was paying myself. By not paying myself, I will not have to go through this extra step to put back monies that were always mine. Of course, I could do that just to keep up the record of always getting money for murder but this will make the occasion most momentous if I do not take payment. I do not have to take payment because it is myself that is the employer which is something I have explained so there should be no question as to who has hired me and why I am doing the job for free. I will take down Anti-Khushrenada because I have hired myself to do so freely!
So, how can I help?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 08, 2015, 09:51:30 PM
May I suggest that you lie down a bit more until you are fully healed? You seem to be a little off yet.......
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Anti-Kһushrenada on March 08, 2015, 10:02:58 PM
Yes, take a break and enjoy the show. I'm told by my scientists that my super weapon is now operational.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: nickmitch on March 08, 2015, 10:29:04 PM
The prophecy states that we must reunite Khushrenada and the Anti-Khushrenada!
They'll cancel out and this madness will be over!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 08, 2015, 10:30:40 PM
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: UncleBob on March 09, 2015, 12:39:57 AM
I have no idea what is going on here.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: pokepal148 on March 09, 2015, 12:26:29 PM
Am I supposed to do something here? whatever...
By the power of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor (https://31.media.tumblr.com/8532b6d5e0dadbfa1308553e30dc7eb4/tumblr_inline_mi5h79MygW1qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: UncleBob on March 09, 2015, 12:28:45 PM
That last one isn't a gif. You've doomed us all, holder of the ring of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 09, 2015, 12:58:28 PM
*gasp*
The rumours are true! The 5 ring holders do exist! We may be able to end this madness after all if the other 4 ring holders can come forward in time!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: ShyGuy on March 09, 2015, 07:12:24 PM
My speculation:
Ring 1: Jonny's ski boot. Ring 2: Rick Power's dog who buried it in the backyard Ring 3: Bloodworth who is using its power to keep Game Trailers from going out of business Ring 4: Neal who traded it for a Samus Amiibo Misprint. It now belongs to the Hu Shan Trading Company Ring 5: The Ghost of Louie the Cat, who keeps it in Limbo aka Purgatory, aka Heaven's waiting room, aka the Final Resting place of Monsters, aka the Sleeping, aka Sheoul, aka Theosis.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 09, 2015, 08:38:30 PM
You know how they say, "you can never have too much of a good thing"? Well, I fucking disagree. Just last night I was chilling at my boys house and he says "Yo Black, you gotta try some of the Purple Khush". And why not, i've had some purple kush before. But NO, he assured me this was different. It was Purple Khush, not purple kush. And damn, he was right. It was some potent ****. Then a few hours later another one of our boys came thru and said, "Hey, y'all gotta try this.... Just got some Orange Khush!" And I'm like, **** it. Why the **** not. I've had orange kush before. But NO, he assured me this was Orange Khush, not orange kush. Hot damn, that **** was good... almost too good. But then homeboys girlfriend came home and said "you're not gonna believe this, but I just came up on some Blueberry Khush, and we're all about try this **** out." I didn't even question it this time, just mentally prepared myself for the best and the worst. Holy fuckn Xmas. Was it my birthday or something!?
And it was all good until someone had the bright idea to mix all the Khush into one.... O_O Everything and everyone at this point had gone Fucking crazy. no one was acting like themselves, no one was making any sense and everything was just.... off. It was fucking madness. Then I come to the forums today not 1 but 4 different versions of Khush ask over the forums, and madness has apparently overrun the Funhouse.
So to make a long story short, it's time to get all these Muthafukn Khush's off these Muthafukn boards. Because I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my boards. And you will know my name is Black when I unleash my power of FURY upon thee. you cannot shield yourself from the power in this ring bestowed upon me.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Wah on March 09, 2015, 09:02:07 PM
aw... Power of Pokepal's Huge twisted penis activate?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 09, 2015, 09:30:36 PM
Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 09, 2015, 09:36:15 PM
So to make a long story short, it's time to get all these Muthafukn Khush's off these Muthafukn boards. Because I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my boards. And you will know my name is Black when I unleash my power of FURY upon thee. you cannot shield yourself from the power in this ring bestowed upon me.
Amen. And another power ring holder has been found. 3 more to go.
And if they don't bloody show up and post already, I'll just move on without them. I mean, really. How long does it take to post a simple message?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Shaymin on March 09, 2015, 10:58:37 PM
Somebody call me?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 09, 2015, 11:47:47 PM
I am pretty sure this place would fall apart with out me so if I don't have one of these rings then there must be some other force in the universe drawing you all into my crazy hallucinations.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 10, 2015, 12:08:29 AM
if I were one of these ring bearers I am pretty sure my power would be derived from the awesomeness of Lindsay Lohan because she is the ruler of all.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 12:12:10 AM
Anti-Khushrenada is about to fire the laser and we can't get into his thread to stop him! It appears these forums are doomed. Way to go, ringbearers!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 12:15:09 AM
Wait! I have bring the good news! I have found Khushrenada. I was on last string of hope and didn't think I'd ever locate him but near the end of his posts, I found the one he is trapped in. It is a thread of many, many, years ago. As such, the power needed to bump it is too great for me. I don't know who could possible bump it?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Wah on March 10, 2015, 12:16:03 AM
Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.
Stop spelling my name wrong u little %%#@@@! like seriously u thought i have bad grammer.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 12:17:51 AM
I do! If the ring bearers combine their power, they will summon forth a hero with the strength to bump such an old thread.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 12:20:59 AM
This good! Already forum members are starting to lose their marbles all around us from this forum rift. Look at what is happening with Lucariofan99 and Marvel_moviefan_2012. I guess it should not be surprising since the word fan comes from fanatic showing one is already a bit extreme. It is NotKhushrenada you can thank for that little tidbit of knowledge.
But wait! This bad! Who are the ring bearers?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 12:29:59 AM
I know who they are now. With Pokepal148 coming forward, we've spoken on a secret message channel so that Anti-Khushrenada could not intercept our messages, and he's informed me who the others are. They were hoping to stay hidden to protect their identities in case another danger like this arose in the future and they were targeted and maybe because they didn't want their names associated with this pulp story. However, Pokepal148 told me the secret code to use if we did need all 5 to come forward. I'm going to have to use it after all.
"Yeah, alright, I guess we can do this, I mean, if you really need us to or something!"
Ring bearers unite!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 10, 2015, 12:33:32 AM
Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.
Stop spelling my name wrong u little %%#@@@! like seriously u thought i have bad grammer.
what are you talking about?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Wah on March 10, 2015, 12:37:34 AM
my name! :P:
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 12:44:04 AM
*And when that message posted, a deep glowing began to emanate from the rings of each ring bearer. Realizing that the call had gone out for the power to unite, they stepped over to their computers and let shine their light.
BlackNMild2k1 unleashed the power of (black?) FURY. (Your message was a bit hazy as to whether it was just fury or not.)
UncleBob stared into his ring. A laser beam shot out of it and through his skull on the way to the closest computer screen to send the power of HEART to the NWR forums. Yes, once again, UncleBob had messed things up during the unfolding of this story. Such a terrible poster.
Mop it up was busy playing Monster Hunter so she angled her 3DS in a way to let the power of the PLATYPUS beam off her ring and into cyberspace.
Pokepal148, who is one of the few good posters here after all, was already waiting to let forth the power of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor. If only other posters had his dedication.
And finally Stratos, who had really started this whole mess when he denied Khushrenada entrance to his New Leaf village of Xela, let forth the power of GLITTER to combine with the others. Of course, he wasn't wearing the ring because he had dropped it in a gutter a few weeks back just like he dropped the ball by not posting that he had a power ring even though he said he would and started this whole little sidequest in the first place!
With that, the powers of B.U.M.P.S. came together on these forums, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen this Funhouse thread!*
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 12:51:22 AM
By your #$%#@@$$%#%$^$ powers combined, I am #@$%#$^& Captain @#$@#$%&%^ Khushrenada!
*Author's Note: Due to the graphic nature of Captain Khushrenada's speech, viewer discretion is advised. Although care has been taken to protect one's from the course language spewing forth from the Captain, we can not guarantee that every word will be caught and thus wish to warn those who read his posts to be cautious. Thank you and we now return to your regularly scheduled program of Khushrenada posting more crap.*
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:02:56 AM
Well, the Captain is a bit... saltier than I expected. :-[
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 10, 2015, 01:04:10 AM
You're damn right I am.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: UncleBob on March 10, 2015, 01:04:56 AM
Wait. I didn't get to use my power. The power of Love.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 01:07:21 AM
I'd expect you would be too if you were forced to watch these forums degenerate into the mess they are now year after year without being able to do anything about it. Still, he should have the power we need to turn this battle around to our side.
Captain Khushrenada, it is I who have summoned you. May I have a moment of your time?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:13:06 AM
Wait. I didn't get to use my power. The power of Love.
YOU ONLY HAD #$%!#$%@$%@ 24 HOURS IN WHICH TO $#%@#$%@$% POST THAT #$%@$#%@#$% LITTLE MESSAGE. AND OF COURSE, YOU@#$%@$%#%$@ DO IT NOW AFTER %@$%@#$%^%$#@ IT WAS NEEDED. AND YOU WERE AROUND. OH YES, YOU #$@%@$%#@$%^#$@$%@$#% WERE! I KNOW IT. BUT YOU CHOSE NOT TO #$@%@$%@$#% POST UNTIL #$@%@#$%#$ NOW. WELL, #$%@$@#$%@$% YOU! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE NOW @#$%@#$%$%^ DEAD IN THIS STORY. TAKE YOUR @#$%@#$%@ POWER OF LOVE AND #@$@$%#$%^#%^ IN YOUR @$#%@#$@@$%!
Now, what can I #$@%@#$%%^ do for you, Lady?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Lady Une on March 10, 2015, 01:15:44 AM
Two things, Captain.
First, there is an incredibly old thread I need you to bump.
The second is to then to help stop Anti-Khushrenada by destroying his weapon, closing the forum code rip of time and space and helping banish Anti-Khushrenada back into the netherworld of internet forums.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 10, 2015, 01:17:06 AM
Guess what bitches. This forum is only big enough for one delusional psychopath, and you don't have what it takes.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:19:22 AM
Lady, you seem to spew a lot of @#$!#@$!$#$% nonsense.
You know, I was having a @#$%#@$%^ lovely party with #@$%@!$@# Captain Morgan AND Captain @#$@$%$%@#$%^ Crunch! And for what? This #$%@#$##%!@#. Yarrrr.
But I guess I'm #@$!#@$ here! What #$%@#$$% thread do you need me to !#@!$@$@#$ bump?
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:24:48 AM
It is this one: Hired Get. (https://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=21105.msg339332#msg339332)
It appears Khushrenada has been trapped there since the Friday after entering the rift. He has been unable to make the post anywhere else and gave the rest of the forum the chance to find him for 3 days in a sort of special game but no one clued in or gave the crap to do so. :'(
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:30:38 AM
Guess what bitches. This forum is only big enough for one delusional psychopath, and you don't have what it takes.
BY @$#%!@#$%@ BLUEBEARD'S @#$%@$%@$#% HAIRY TITS! Can you have ONE, just !#$!#$!#@$@#$ ONE @$#%@#$%@ original idea of your own?!?!? ARRRRRRRR. I hope you're saying that #$%@$%@$%@# post to yourself while you look in a @#$%@!$ mirror! Because it's clear who the @#$%@#$%@ TOP @$%@@#$^%$% DELUSIONAL @#$%@$% PSYCOPATH HERE IS!
I'M SO #$@%#$% PISSED RIGHT NOW THAT I AM GOING TO #$%@$%@!@#$ BUMP THAT THREAD SO THAT @#$%@#$%%^& KHUSHRENADA CAN GET BACK TO POSTING LIKE NORMAL INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOU @#$%@^%^$% DO A POOR MAN'S IMITATION OF HIM!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 10, 2015, 01:34:55 AM
Hey, I called myself a captain before you did. You just stole it like the hackneyed poser you are.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:41:38 AM
Arrrrrrrr! What a truly #$%#@$%@#$% fearsome Captain you arrrrrrrrrrr.
Why that @#$%@$% little #$@%$% post of yours just causes me to #$%@#$%@ shiver in my @$#%@$%boots. WALK THE @#$%@#$% PLANK, YE @$%@#$%# SCURVY @$%#$#$% SEADOG!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:45:15 AM
Look at the Original Post in Hired Get! Khushrenada wants us to shoot the Anti-Khushrenada laser at that thread! :o
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: UncleBob on March 10, 2015, 01:46:23 AM
YOU ONLY HAD #$%!#$%@$%@ 24 HOURS IN WHICH TO $#%@#$%@$% POST THAT #$%@$#%@#$% LITTLE MESSAGE.
I'm supposed to go last. It's not my fault everyone else failed at their jobs.
When one guy on the team fails, you can put the blame on him.
When the entire team fails, you can only blame the Captain.
THERE'S NO @$#%@$%@$%^ BLOODY ORDER! AND IF THERE IS, THEN YOU'D BE @#$%@$%^%^$ BLOODY SECOND TO SPELL THE #$@$%^#&^#^%& BLOODY WORD BUMPS!! THE @#$%@#%^ POWERS DIDN'T @#$%@$%# MATTER AS THE @#$%@$%^#%# MESSAGE SHOULD HAVE MADE #@$%@$%^# CLEAR WHEN YOU WERE ALLOWED TO %^&#$%^@$!%$ BLOODY CHOOSE WHICHEVER@#$%@$%^#%^#% PISSANT POWER YOU WANTED. ARRGH!
NOW I'M SO #$%^#$&^ MAD I'M ABSOLUTELY @#$%^@$%^@$ WILLING TO SMASH THIS ANTI-KHUSHRENADA'S @#$%@$^#%^& PUTRID LASER! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: UncleBob on March 10, 2015, 01:55:54 AM
That doesn't make sense.
A.) I don't need five power rings to bump posts. I've been doing it just fine for ten years now (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=13899.0) (holy ****, has it been that long) without the need for super powers.
B.) Heart goes last. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. Every time. Any real hero would know this, and you trying to change it makes me question if you're really the hero we need.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 02:00:37 AM
Why does the Captain Khushrenada get the custom title? I have been around these forums longer and yet I have I have not gained such a honor? :'(
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 10, 2015, 02:08:21 AM
Bam. Custom title. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: NotΚhushrenada on March 10, 2015, 02:47:27 AM
Gasp! The shock! You make me part of this community?! NotKhushrenada is the touched! That seals the contract! NotKhushrenada is a proud to be an NWR member! ;D
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 10, 2015, 03:30:18 AM
B.) Heart goes last. Earth, FURY, Wind, Water, Heart. Every time. Any real hero would know this, and you trying to change it makes me question if you're really the hero we need.
I fixed that for you.
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: Mop it up on March 10, 2015, 07:23:54 PM
Sorry, the power of my mop was in use cleaning my floor.
What in the world has been going on in here anyway? This is madness!
Title: Re: Who are the five ring holders?
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 11, 2015, 11:00:40 PM
I am pretty sure it was all part of my plan to destroy this place and prove to my shrink once and for all that there is no such thing as a Nintendo fan. He tells me that until I realize the truth I will never get better. Then these voices will finally quite the hell down and I can finally get some sleep in peace.
