Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: nickmitch on December 16, 2013, 11:39:57 PM
He's baby faced. Like a girl.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: pokepal148 on December 16, 2013, 11:50:39 PM
Ah, you know I think the best course of action is to wait a few years and then cut a bunch of functionality before cutting the price in half and try to re-market him.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Shaymin on December 16, 2013, 11:57:16 PM
I'm *still* pissed they cut his second HDMI port. No sale, no matter how many awesome exclusives he gets.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Stratos on December 17, 2013, 12:07:38 AM
What color PSCrimm are you getting? I'm going with Ban Hammer Grey.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: pokepal148 on December 17, 2013, 12:10:19 AM
On the bright side he doesn't have the same rate of hardware issues that could prevent you from being able to finish your games as his main competitor, the Lindemann, but I'm trying to think of what exclusives he has coming up, let's see there's: -cho aniki: submission -Disaster Day of Crisis 2
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Plugabugz on December 17, 2013, 02:39:44 AM
My PSCrimm raged at me and gave me a red light of death. Then refused to work.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Stratos on December 17, 2013, 03:54:59 AM
My PSCrimm raged at me and gave me a red light of death. Then refused to work.
That is a product feature. It's even a bulletpoint on the back of the box.
Refuses to work!
New Ban Hammer every week!
Will play your own games for a nominal fee!
Keep out of reach of small children and animals!
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Pixelated Pixies on December 17, 2013, 07:16:09 AM
PS3 testimonials
Developers say
- difficult to work with - needlessly complicates matters - a product of arrogance and hubris
Gamers say,
- Noisy - Full of Hot Air - Claims to do it all, but does none of it well
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Plugabugz on December 17, 2013, 08:36:21 AM
I contacted Lindemann Customer Services for repairs and they wanted me to, ironically, ship it in the original sealed box back to them and pay £125.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: nickmitch on December 17, 2013, 07:24:00 PM
I got my PSCrimm with the Lindemann bundle. Came with 4 games that won't be played for years.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Stratos on December 17, 2013, 10:11:53 PM
Just wait a year or three and you can buy the games at a steep discount from Insanolord's Backlog Emporium. The games are in an excellent state besides the layers of dust on them.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Sarail on December 17, 2013, 11:30:06 PM
I picked up the broodwars bundle, apparently. My PSCrimm shouts obscenities at me when I don't unlock trophies for a completely irrelevant achievement system.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Stratos on December 17, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
I unlock Under-Achievments on my system. I must be on a different firmware version.
I get Trophies for the number of games I have NOT opened. No idea how it can tell that. It also weeps when I play games with a low Meta Critic rating.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Crimm on December 18, 2013, 10:09:18 PM
I don't even know what's going on in here.
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 18, 2013, 10:48:11 PM
Just sit back and enjoy the fact that even if you weren't the most successful, you were the most powerful (on paper), even if you were overpriced and sadly, never reached your full potential.
It's a compliment in my eyes. ;)
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: nickmitch on December 18, 2013, 10:59:22 PM
Sounds like my ex-girlfriend!
Title: Re: Crimm is the new PS3?
Post by: Khushrenada on December 19, 2013, 10:10:10 AM
