Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Stogi on June 27, 2011, 12:50:30 AM
Title: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Stogi on June 27, 2011, 12:50:30 AM
So this is a topic where I detail **** I trend just to have it down in writing and hopefully turn one of you cooler kids onto my lifestyle.
First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch. I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped, but I love mine. Not only can it tell time, but it has a 3 oz flask (i.e. two shots). It also has a nice little compartment for random items...... ... ....
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Anyway, it's came in handy plenty of times (no pun intended), looks awesome when pulling it out of a blazer or suit jacket and women love it cuz it's different. All in all, it's been a rousing success.
So now I'm about trend something else.....Drum roll please.
I don't know...if I had to pick a reason, I guess it's because it is more hygienic. I just think it's badass and hard to **** up. I hate when assholes grab my fingers when I go in for a handshake. I have to excuse them and do it all over again. I also think it's fun and more personal. Plus. no one does it.
So from now on, Imma shake peoples hands like I'm Kevin Sorbo. Feel free to join the movement.
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Caliban on June 27, 2011, 01:00:46 AM
I've got two pocket watches, one for each hand.
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: ThePerm on June 27, 2011, 01:13:03 AM
I remember having a wristwatch which was made obselete by my cellphone. On the other hand, I was more aware of what time it was because, i could just glance at my wrist. Now i have to pull the damn thing out of my pocket and take it out of its neon green case. I lost my celphone once and had to by a new one. I bought the neon green case for it because i figured if it fell out of my pocket or something, id spot it quicker, later i my roomate who wasn't living with me when i lost it, found my old cellphone inside my black leather couch, and it really fucking sucks because i looked in that damn couch, even flipped the couch upside down.
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: UncleBob on June 27, 2011, 01:30:53 AM
First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch. I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped, but I love mine. Not only can it tell time, but it has a 3 oz flask (i.e. two shots). It also has a nice little compartment for random items...... ... ....
What the hell, please tell me where you got your pocketwatch.
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Stogi on June 28, 2011, 04:50:17 AM
ebay
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Stogi on July 17, 2011, 06:30:49 PM
Nothing to see here people
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Ponch on July 17, 2011, 09:45:50 PM
<ahem>
Title: Re: Stogi's what I trend thread
Post by: Stogi on May 09, 2013, 05:10:54 AM
