Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Caliban on December 10, 2010, 12:45:17 PM
Yohohoho.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Morari on December 10, 2010, 10:46:41 PM
Why only since 1 A.D.?
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 11, 2010, 01:47:09 PM
I don't know how to answer that without getting this thread closed.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2010, 02:42:03 PM
Christmas was only invented two thousand and ten years ago?
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: bustin98 on December 11, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
Santa is Christ's body reborn as a fat gift giving zombie!
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 11, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Technically Jesus was probably born around September 11th, 3BC, so Zombie Santa waited a few years later, and then started terrorizing children annually on Mithra's birthday.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2010, 09:47:45 PM
Somebody close this thread, SOMEBODY took it too far. Thanks a lot disrespectful posters.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Stratos on December 12, 2010, 06:54:57 AM
Somebody close this thread, SOMEBODY took it too far. Thanks a lot disrespectful posters.
I find your suggestion of closing my thread disrespectful. YOU are taking it too far.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 12, 2010, 07:49:08 AM
Easy with the personal attacks guys, I know this is the funhouse, but it's not the Jerry Springer show.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: vudu on December 12, 2010, 09:50:11 AM
You're all banned.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: ShyGuy on December 12, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
LAST CHRISTMAS I gave you my heart The very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me some tears I'll give it to someone special
THIS GEORGE MICHAEL HOLIDAY CLASSIC WORKS AS THE THEME SONG SINCE IT HAS THE WORDS LAST CHRISTMAS BUT ALSO HAS SOME FLESH EATING KIND OF LYRICS SO IT WORKS ON TWO LEVELS
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Mop it up on December 12, 2010, 08:31:09 PM
Well, this certainly gives the song "Santa Claus is watching you" a whole new meaning. Now I know why you better not cry, because Santa will hear you and find you. And you don't want him to find you.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Stratos on December 13, 2010, 04:41:42 AM
LAST CHRISTMAS I gave you my heart The very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me some tears I'll give it to someone special
THIS GEORGE MICHAEL HOLIDAY CLASSIC WORKS AS THE THEME SONG SINCE IT HAS THE WORDS LAST CHRISTMAS BUT ALSO HAS SOME FLESH EATING KIND OF LYRICS SO IT WORKS ON TWO LEVELS
I heard two versions of this song today on the radio. Perfect theme song.
Well, this certainly gives the song "Santa Claus is watching you" a whole new meaning. Now I know why you better not cry, because Santa will hear you and find you. And you don't want him to find you.
"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: bustin98 on December 13, 2010, 01:22:15 PM
None of the versions of Last Christmas are as good as the original. Its like Tori Amos singing Smells Like Teen Spirit.
"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?
Maybe he's checking to see who needs a new box of Kleenex... :/ o_0
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: ThePerm on December 13, 2010, 04:44:40 PM
"He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Always sounded more like a pedophile to me. What fully grown man takes pleasure in knowing when children are awake or asleep?
Maybe he's checking to see who needs a new box of Kleenex... :/ o_0
The Jimmy Eat World version is actually pretty good, but every other version I've heard.. bleh.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 13, 2010, 07:53:03 PM
More like Jimmy Eat Turd. You're allowed to mention bands that you like, but the catch is they have to be good bands.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2010, 12:42:39 AM
I'm not a huge fan, they have some okay songs here and there. Even if you don't like their originals, their version of "Last Christmas" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi290qxM6Yk#t=0m33s) is pretty good compared to say..
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6mF0ebX6Q)
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: NWR_insanolord on December 15, 2010, 01:06:07 AM
--wrong thread--
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 15, 2010, 10:34:02 AM
I heard the George Michael version last night when I was getting ready to leave work. Needless to say, but I rubbed one out.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2010, 12:32:24 PM
I'm glad you're so open with your sexuality. Must be great living out loud :)
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 15, 2010, 03:54:08 PM
Good thing my wife hasn't caught onto us yet.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 16, 2010, 02:08:52 AM
Us? You poor delusional soul.. George Michael will never want your sex be your father figure..
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 16, 2010, 08:05:49 AM
I MEANT YOU! Don't deny our love, it hurts. Are you saying that what we have is nothing? If that's true then...
...I'm never gonna dance again, cause guilty feet have got no rythm.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 16, 2010, 10:54:48 PM
Look.. I know you want my sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Want_Your_Sex), and you're waiting for that day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_That_Day).. I get it, everyone needs somebody to love (even queens like). I wish you the best with that, but it's not me. Just do yourself a favor and heed my words:
don't go looking for fastlove (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastlove); You'll just end up kissing a fool. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_a_Fool_(song)) That is to say, see the difference between cowboys and angels (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_and_Angels), and who can actually help you heal the pain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heal_the_Pain). Pick the one who can give you comfort, like jesus to a child (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_to_a_Child)..
Anyway, enough talk about [ur=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_(George_Michael_song)l]faith[/url]. I'm gonna give you one more try (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_More_Try_(George_Michael_song)) to keep this platonic friendship intact. Until then, I'm I'll be standing ina different corner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Different_Corner) with my monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(song)).
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 17, 2010, 01:06:47 AM
I'm a little confused right now, so I'm gonna do what feels right, and rub one out again.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 17, 2010, 01:08:35 AM
I just noticed I went from a 4 to a 3 (I DON'T CARE I JUST NOTICED IT OKAY! JESUS!) - and that proves that someone on here has something against me because I'm gay now. That, or it's TJ Spike, and it's true smite.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: NWR_insanolord on December 17, 2010, 01:11:50 AM
It wasn't me. It took real courage for you to admit you were in love with EasyCure, and I respect you for that.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 17, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
sorry bro, but ssecnirpeht's got a hold on me.
I can introduce you to my brother though..
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 17, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
Is his name HardCure?
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 18, 2010, 11:55:05 AM
more like HardGay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOz6XDesPoHard)
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 19, 2010, 11:49:20 PM
I didn't even watch 1 second of that yet, and it's already the best thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 20, 2010, 02:29:27 AM
Sad part is, I know it's been posted here before because this is where I found out about it. I was hoping I'd see him walking the streets when I was in Tokyo.. but it didn't happen :(
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Stratos on December 26, 2010, 07:09:54 AM
I MEANT YOU! Don't deny our love, it hurts. Are you saying that what we have is nothing? If that's true then...
...I'm never gonna dance again, cause guilty feet have got no rythm.
I am way too tired. I thought you said "Guilty feet have got no Kytim"...
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 26, 2010, 10:29:33 AM
No, they have plenty of KyTim.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 26, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
I hear Tim uses plenty of KY
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: ShyGuy on December 26, 2010, 02:05:32 PM
Did we survive?
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Mop it up on December 26, 2010, 03:54:20 PM
I did, but it was never my survival I was concerned with, it was those who pretend they care about people who work on holidays.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Stratos on December 28, 2010, 08:01:41 AM
The world...is still here? We're saved!
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 28, 2010, 09:12:11 AM
F that. I drove past Burger King and realized they were open on Christmas. I understand that not everyone celebrates the holiday, but no one wants fucking Burger King on Christmas. I drove past 2 or 3 that day, and never saw a car in the parking lot or drive-thru. Seems like a gross waste of money (operational costs outweighed sales by far I'm sure), and served to ruin several thousand employee's days. No one wants to go to work at 5:00 for minimum wage to begin with, but to have to go in on a day like that, especially when just about every other business is closed, is simply horse ****. They're going to be open until 2:00 am on New Year's Eve too, once again ruining people's fun.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: TJ Spyke on December 28, 2010, 01:19:17 PM
They usually get paid overtime on holidays, so they are making about $10.70 an hour (assuming they make minimum wake). How are they ruining peoples days? A lot of people don't celebrate Christmas, and people do like burgers on Christmas too. I know I had a craving for pizza that day. I can't speak for that store, but the ones in my area ask the employees which of them would be willing to work on those days.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Shaymin on December 28, 2010, 06:18:16 PM
The McDonalds I usually go to was open 24 hours on Christmas day. That's just nuts.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: EasyCure on December 28, 2010, 08:42:11 PM
Macy's near me was open 24hrs on Dec 24 and 25th.. yeah
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 29, 2010, 01:35:39 AM
I know, some people have no problem working on Christmas, but a lot of people do. Fucking Old Navy was open last year on Christmas for some reason (no one shopping), but we went there and played Beatles Rock Band (we were told that they had Rock Band 2 on display as well). Lame. Winn-Dixie was open too, that's probably the worst place you could ever work, or do your shopping at. I'm glad I quit there 11 years ago before I got sucked in like all the lifers that hate their lives that still work there.
Title: Re: Funhouse of the Dead: The Last Christmas
Post by: Stratos on December 29, 2010, 04:47:06 AM
I go in and do dough on Christmas and Thanksgiving for the next day and there are people who call. It got so bad that I turned off all of the phones. The more surprising thing was how many of those people were surprised and/or angry that we were closed. ::)
