I think I would go with that Lady Killer charm that only a handsome multi-billionaire Playboy can wield successfully.
Most people just call that "Money".
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2010, 12:52:42 AM
^yes, but it's more than that.
with that money comes a disconnect from emotions and "meaningless" human attachments. It allows him to be all that a Playboy can be... when he's not lurking the shadows in spandex and a cape.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 12:52:53 AM
i would go for his power to convince people he doesn't have super powers when he really does
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2010, 01:00:29 AM
i would go for his power to convince people he doesn't have super powers when he really does
The greatest trick the DEVIL(Batman) ever played was convincing the world that he(his super powers) didn't exist.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 16, 2010, 01:13:41 AM
Batman could totally kick Superman's ass in a fight.
Unless Superman pulled out his Cellophane S on Batman's ass. Notice how he's never actually done that in any of their fights before? It's because poor Batman's already gone through so much - his poor mommy and daddy died right before his eyes. He couldn't handle the power of the Cellophane S. He'd cry like a baby. And Superman wouldn't want to do that to him.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 16, 2010, 01:14:41 AM
I love this by the way... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01vojXK_mnA
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2010, 01:38:13 AM
Batman is just a man. A man who is so driven that he has made himself what he needs to be. Somebody asked a writer once about the idea of Bruce Wayne losing all his money and Batman having to function with no resources. The writer replied that it couldn't be done, because Batman was so driven, so commited to his holy mission, that even if he was penniless on the streets, he would find a way to build a fortune, because that was what needed to be done.
There was a great quote about Batman in an article online:
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Batman is an extraordinary individual who devoted his talents to the pursuit of justice, freely choosing a path of agony and terror when his wealth and ability offered countless other choices. Some fans say they like the character because he’s a normal guy, and anyone could be Batman, but the point of his legend is that Bruce Wayne isn’t just anyone. He’s a paragon of intellect and will, one in a billion, who chooses to be a knight when he could have been a king.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 01:57:43 AM
like Antwone Fisher
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2010, 02:00:59 AM
Who?
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Post by: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
Antwone Fisher is a man and a movie based on the man. One of the lines was "I feel that in another life I could have been king", idk its totally unrelated. I just watched the movie the other day is why.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2010, 03:15:00 AM
Wait, is that the movie where Sean Connery says "You're the man now, dawg"?
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Post by: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 04:00:23 AM
no thats Finding Forrester
although the book for Antwone Fisher is called Finding Fish
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Post by: UncleBob on May 16, 2010, 10:15:27 AM
Is it the one where Mel Gibson yells "Freedom!"?
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Post by: vudu on May 16, 2010, 11:28:43 AM
I'm surprised someone hasn't made the obligatory joke about the ability to change his voice when he's wearing a his mask. I would if I weren't so lazy.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2010, 11:59:55 AM
Alfred was a former London stage actor and taught Bruce the art of disguise and mimicry. I'm sure Bruce supplemented this information during the travels of his younger days.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 05:41:37 PM
Alfred was formerly Harry Palmer, presently Harry Brown.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 18, 2010, 03:50:39 PM
I want the car...
its the car right? Chicks love the car
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 18, 2010, 05:20:51 PM
The power or man-rape.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 20, 2010, 11:25:47 PM
yep, thats a rape-cape all right. You think he's saving a damsel in distress when you see him in the alley way, but if that cape weren't there you'd see what he was REALLY doing as he reverses the grappling hook and scales the nearest building..
ps, i'm coining the term "rape-cape"
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM
Batman is not a rapist.
He causes massive physical trauma to rapists often causing permanent damage to joints and ligaments.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 02:21:29 AM
It's not rape if you're willing. You think Robin wears those tights because they're comfortable?
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 03:39:54 AM
You make me angry.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 22, 2010, 03:20:00 PM
Seriously. That's not even a mask he wears, that's the wet paint from the bathroom stall with the glory hole....
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on May 22, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
Batman doesn't have any interesting abilities or talents. Worstest superhero ever.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 03:53:36 PM
This is why Maxi hates you all.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 04:17:10 PM
I'm rocking a bat avatar again, so you all can hang your heads in shame.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 04:22:28 PM
SHAME
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Post by: BeautifulShy on May 22, 2010, 04:27:49 PM
I'm just going to say this.This isn't the "who you want to be raped by" thread. All you guys commenting about rape might want to get your brain checked.
As far as any abilitys Batman has I would say his technological knowhow.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 04:35:02 PM
MAXI IS AWESOME THAT IS ALL
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Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2010, 04:38:41 PM
I'm just going to say this.This isn't the "who you want to be raped by" thread. All you guys commenting about rape might want to get your brain checked.
As far as any abilitys Batman has I would say his technological knowhow.
Shark Repellent is always handy.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2010, 07:27:11 PM
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2010, 08:39:57 PM
UncleBob, I've appreciated your libertarian approach as forum moderator, but you've crossed the line once too many times. I'm afraid I may be forced to destroy you.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2010, 08:51:01 PM
For the record, I'm not the one who changed your title...
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Post by: Toruresu on May 22, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
I think I'd take his most important power. Being filthy rich!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 11:10:47 PM
