Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 24, 2010, 06:06:00 PM
Title: Questions for Answers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 24, 2010, 06:06:00 PM
Here is how it goes.
Someone states an answer and the next poster will ask the question.
Quote from: For Example
1st post A: A Broken Clock
--------------------------- 2nd Post Q: What is always right atleast twice a day?
There are 2 rules: 1.) You can quote a previous answer if you think you have a better question 2.) Be sure to always give an answer at the end of your post.
*ProTip* - Q's are meant to be punchlines to a joke, not answers to a riddle.* this is not a quiz thread
Now I'll start if off:
A: Mop It Up
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Post by: Mop it up on April 24, 2010, 06:10:49 PM
Q: What is a wrong way to spell Mop it up's name?
A: Extreme sandwiches
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Post by: TheBlackCat on April 24, 2010, 07:27:17 PM
Q: What sport is not going to appear at the next X games?
A: Bermuda
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 24, 2010, 07:36:49 PM
Q: What genre of shorts is deader than 3D platformers?
A: Windows 95
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Post by: Shaymin on April 24, 2010, 08:18:27 PM
Count Dracula might refer to this Jordanian capital city as a miserable little pile of secrets.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 24, 2010, 08:30:38 PM
Q: What is the Daily Double?
A: Buttered Camels.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 24, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
Q: What is slang for lubricated bicycle shorts
A: Delicious Oatmeal
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Post by: TheBlackCat on April 24, 2010, 10:34:17 PM
Q: What is an oxymoron?
A: Madagascar
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Post by: Shaymin on April 24, 2010, 10:46:14 PM
Q: Who keeps sealing themselves off from the rest of the world?
A: A turtle fence.
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Post by: GearBoxClock on April 24, 2010, 11:35:48 PM
Q: What do you call a barrier that covers 360 degrees of an area?
A: Through the back door of course.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on April 25, 2010, 12:35:51 AM
Q: Where is Uncle Bob's favorite place to "stick it?"
A: The iPhone 4G.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 25, 2010, 12:47:10 AM
Q: Do they make an iPad that fits in my pocket?
A: 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Post by: Shaymin on April 25, 2010, 07:41:25 AM
Q: What is the collective name for Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin?
A: The Racist Door
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Post by: that Baby guy on April 25, 2010, 07:00:22 PM
Q: What's all white, through and through?
A: The Sea-ward.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on April 25, 2010, 10:26:59 PM
Q: What is Sarah Palin's nickname when she's on a boat?
A: Taco Bell made me do it.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 25, 2010, 11:35:57 PM
Q: What made me crap my pants?
A: Llamas
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Post by: Peachylala on April 26, 2010, 12:03:49 AM
Q: What animal did DeviantArt decide to troll this year?
A: Wii Party Game #555743
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 26, 2010, 12:17:54 AM
Q: What game had 0 Budget, 0 Effort & 0 advertising and still manage to sell more copies than Dead Space Extraction?
A: Elbow deep in the wrong hole
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Post by: nickmitch on April 26, 2010, 12:27:31 AM
Q: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
A: Quite certainly, the platypus.
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Post by: Mop it up on April 26, 2010, 12:45:00 AM
Q: What is proof that God has a sense of humour?
A: Nintendo World Report.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 26, 2010, 01:20:20 AM
Q: which place is filled with nerdy intellectuals and people of questionable sexual morés?
A: www.DailyRadar.com
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on April 30, 2010, 01:47:17 AM
Q: What's the URL for Daily Radar's website?
A: I have AIDS.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 01:49:47 AM
Q: What was Magic Johnson forced to tell his 80 mistresses?
A: Wilt Chamberlain
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Post by: BeautifulShy on April 30, 2010, 01:53:25 AM
Q. Who is a person that claimed to sleep with 20,000 woman?
A.Shigeru Miyamoto
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 01:54:34 AM
Q. Who is some guy we've never heard of?
A. Shigeru Miyamoto
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Post by: ShyGuy on April 30, 2010, 01:57:20 AM
Q: Who is some guy Perm has never heard of?
A: Despair.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 01:59:37 AM
Q: How does ThePerm feel when he see's his idols name misspelled in such a way as it implies either the 4th guru, or the dead guru?
A: Trainwreck
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 30, 2010, 02:00:31 AM
Q: What happens when I try to create a thread?
A: 42
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 02:04:48 AM
Q: What is 40 + 2 + the answer to everything in the universe - 42?
A: It's Big!
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Post by: nickmitch on April 30, 2010, 03:20:13 AM
Q: What did she say last night?
A: Yes, but it'll cost you extra.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
Q: Can you tell me where you got your penis pump Nickmitch?
A: the last place I ate was Weinerschnitzel
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Post by: Shaymin on April 30, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Q: Why did you drop deuces all over the floor?
A: 99 problems
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 30, 2010, 11:02:52 AM
Q: You may have girl problems and I feel bad for you son, but how many problems do you think I got since a bitch ain't one?
A: It was the wrong hole.... twice.
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Post by: nickmitch on April 30, 2010, 01:05:30 PM
Q: Why didn't things work out with the last girl you were with?
A: A coconut, 3 batteries and a pair of nike boots.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 30, 2010, 01:28:54 PM
Q: In episode 4.13 of McGuyver, he made a water filtration system, a time machine and fully functional pleasure bot. What were the only materials he had on hand?
A: Because with more than 4 you'll be too sore to do it again tomorrow.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 30, 2010, 09:06:45 PM
Q: Why does Wii Sports Baseball only let you play three innings?
A: Because I'm not wearing any pants.
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Post by: ThePerm on April 30, 2010, 11:59:04 PM
Q: Why is Insanolords wang hanging out?
A: The Norman Invasion of 1066
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Post by: TheBlackCat on May 01, 2010, 01:48:13 AM
Q: Why is the English language so screwed up?
A: 4.5 inches
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Post by: nickmitch on May 02, 2010, 02:37:04 AM
Q: How thick is this tax final that I still haven't done eventhough it's due Monday?
A: No, no. I'm sure it's mayonase.
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Post by: Khushrenada on May 02, 2010, 02:46:13 AM
Q: Isn't mayonnaise spelt mayonnaise?
A: This is the worst Funhouse idea ever.
Title: Re: Questions for Answers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 02, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
*Note* Questions can be answers too. And that answer question was in need of a much better setup.
Notice how I didn't break the format.... what happened in your post?
A: Put some 'tussin on it.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 04, 2010, 03:23:12 AM
Q: do i care?
A: Gorillas!
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 04, 2010, 02:39:10 PM
Q: Why is my butthole bleeding?
A: And that's why they call it the blues.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 04, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
q: qhat are some Elton John lyrics
a: Tiny Dancer
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 03:19:15 PM
Q: What was the name of my favorite strip club over in the midget district of San Francisco?
A: You shoulda put a ring on it.
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 04, 2010, 04:56:14 PM
Q: How do you lock that down?
A: This should be called a GOB, guy!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 02:26:58 AM
Q: Can someone please make an obscure AD reference that I can't be 100% sure is a AD reference?
A: It's something my mom taught me.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 05, 2010, 03:13:01 AM
Q: Who could ask for anymore?
A: Im as mad as rabbits.
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Post by: MoronSonOfBoron on May 05, 2010, 09:16:31 PM
Q: Does the Wii Vitality Sensor upset you?
A: 99% meat.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 09:22:30 PM
Q: Do you know what makes out Vegetarian Delight so special?
A: 7th time's the charm.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 05, 2010, 09:27:04 PM
Q: What did the third party developer say when deciding what kind of Wii game to make after 6 failed minigame collections?
A: That's why I'm not allowed within 500 feet of any GameStop anymore.
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Post by: Shaymin on May 05, 2010, 11:12:29 PM
Q: Why did someone turn over all the magazine racks?
A: The mating call of the mute button
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Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2010, 10:07:28 PM
q: Why is my remote sticky?
a: Orange juice.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 06, 2010, 10:25:16 PM
Q: What is the thing that should lose the vote to Traffic Cones? hint: it also shares initials with an ex-football player that "supposedly" got away with murder.
A: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
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Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2010, 10:38:13 PM
Q: How do you make sex tastier?
A: tequila
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 05:09:31 AM
Q: Easycure, what's it gonna take to get you to make love to that beastly looking woman over there across the bar from you?
A: ShyGuy2
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 15, 2010, 05:11:02 AM
Q: Who is Batman?
A: WHAT? WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 05:45:37 AM
Q: What is the country I'm from?
A: like white on rice.
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Post by: Shaymin on May 15, 2010, 08:28:22 AM
Q: Jesus, how hard did Gamestop put these stickers on my copy of Mario Galaxy 2?
A: Something by Daft Punk.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 15, 2010, 12:42:49 PM
Q: What's the national anthem of Flower Paradise?
A: The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
Q: Did you just take a bacon wrapped sausage, dip it in batter and then deep fry it?
A: That's why they call it the shocker.
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Post by: nickmitch on May 17, 2010, 04:18:50 AM
Q: She said she wanted to try something new, so why did she tase me when I made the move?
A: Trust me, they WANTED me to watch.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 17, 2010, 04:55:26 AM
Q: Why were you spying on YOUR PARENTS while they performed some Cirque Du Soleil like acts as if they were in an Club Ibiza hotel room?
A: Because I wanted to feel like Superman!
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 17, 2010, 03:24:42 PM
Q: Why did you throw cellophane at me?
A: The county seat.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 11, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Q: Your momma's ass was so fat, that she could no longer keep her City Seat because she couldn't fit. Did she ever find a seat big enough?
(that was a hard answer to question)
A: Because if I pulled out too soon, all interest would be lost.
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Post by: Sarail on February 11, 2014, 06:40:10 PM
Q. Rumour has it that the appropriate age for going in to administration comes only after not being able to handle one's current financials over a set period of time - but why not gouge your savings and stocks then?
A. Whipped cream, Butterfingers, and shepherd's pie.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 11, 2014, 07:00:59 PM
Q: Can you name three sexual euphemisms that might make you hungry, until you know what they really mean?
A: 2 fingers, that's how many.
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Post by: Shaymin on February 11, 2014, 09:03:36 PM
Q: So wait, how many pieces of chicken did the little one have again?
A: Two solid weeks of editing.
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Post by: nickmitch on February 11, 2014, 09:07:27 PM
Q: How's that sex tape coming?
A: Probably with my feet.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 11, 2014, 09:14:53 PM
Q: If she has you tied down tight to the bed, how are you supposed to remove the blindfold when she yells "SURPRISE!"?
A: Appletini
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 11, 2014, 09:29:40 PM
Q: What is a combination of your favorite fruit and the size of your penis?
A: The doctor said I didn't need it anymore.
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Post by: pokepal148 on February 11, 2014, 09:36:22 PM
It would have worked better if the answer was simply "titties", but I couldn't resist anyway.
It just kinda....exploded.
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Post by: Dasmos on February 13, 2014, 10:27:04 AM
Q: What happened to your soufflé?
A: Six donuts and caramel slice.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2014, 04:39:24 PM
Q: You killed my diabetic horse... WHAT DID YOU FEED MY HORSE!!?
A: It'll be much better next time, promise. ;)
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Post by: Khushrenada on February 13, 2014, 05:17:34 PM
Q: What statement do you want to make regarding your next home console, Nintendo?
A: It'll be much worse next time, promise. ;)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2014, 05:22:42 PM
Q: What does a Pimp say to his Ho after the first time he smacked her for short changing him on a days work?
A: It takes two to make a thing go right.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 13, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Q: I know what it takes to make it out of sight, but can you advise me on making a thing go right?
A: Jesus.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2014, 05:45:51 PM
Q: Your yard looks amazing, can you tell me the name of the guy who did it for you?
A: But that's a banana.
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Post by: nickmitch on February 13, 2014, 06:44:50 PM
Q: What do you say about trading your car for this magic, golden medallion?
A: Only on Thursdays.
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Post by: Stogi on February 13, 2014, 07:22:09 PM
How often do you contemplate murdering everyone in your office?
Check.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 13, 2014, 09:06:57 PM
Q: How will you be paying for this gay sex?
A: Because I only have three fingers on that hand.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2014, 09:27:24 PM
Why do you always jump straight to "The Shocker"!?
Little pellets, that's how it comes out.
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Post by: Shaymin on February 13, 2014, 10:20:26 PM
Why do you think you have food poisoning?
William Henry Harrison.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 14, 2014, 11:17:53 AM
Q: Who was People Magazine's 1841 Sexiest Man Alive (ironically printed on April 3rd, 1841)?
A: Slavery.
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Post by: Stogi on February 14, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
How were the greatest things in the world built?
I...uh....*runs away*
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Post by: nickmitch on February 14, 2014, 02:46:44 PM
Q: What were you doing with that used ice pack and half empty bottle of lube?
A: It's seems like you're implying that there are other ways to achieve sexual gratitude.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 14, 2014, 05:31:19 PM
Why did you kill that hobo with a hammer?
I call it THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Post by: Shaymin on February 14, 2014, 06:45:38 PM
That's a helluva act you got there, what do you call it?
Strip Tic-Tac-Toe.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 14, 2014, 07:01:57 PM
So the rules are that if she wins, she puts something on, if he wins, he puts something on, and if you tie, you both take something off.... what's this game called?
A: Double the pleasure, double the fun.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 14, 2014, 10:55:33 PM
Q: What's up with this guy? http://jezebel.com/here-is-the-true-story-of-a-man-with-two-dicks-1493243647
