Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Peachylala on December 11, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Title: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Peachylala on December 11, 2009, 01:42:18 PM
Here's a fun little game I discovered on another forum.
This 2000 reasons game is very simple. With me starting at 2000, I post on-topic (hur) and random reasons. The next user, for example, starts at the next number. If I stopped at 1998, the user continues at 1997.
Will we ever get to 1? ...NO.
2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan:
2000) You basically complain about Yoshi needing his own Wii game.
1999) Somehow you have more common sense then the CEO of EA games.
1998) You can recite all the meme worthy lines from Star Fox 64.
1997) You have nightmares of the cringe-worthy fan fiction that was in the turd called Star Fox Command.
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Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2009, 04:01:57 PM
1996) You don't enjoy sunlight.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 11, 2009, 04:04:12 PM
1995) Reggie is the man
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 11, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
1994) Miyamoto is God!
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Post by: Stogi on December 11, 2009, 04:15:51 PM
Maxi is dyslexic
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 11, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
1975) When the kids aren't around, Mad World is great
This should be 1969.
...
1968. Nintendo Fans are guaranteed to have at least basic reading skills, because that's one of the requirements for playing the Pokemon games
1967. Even when Nintendo Fans are grammar nazis, it can be awesome. As in, "GANNON-BANNED" awesome.
1966. The hyperventilation high from blowing into NES cartridges still hasn't worn off
1965. Third parties have been known to occasionally make great games on Nintendo consoles
1964. Someone has to fight the good fight and lambast third parties for the 90% of the time they don't make great games on Nintendo consoles, or market them, or believe in them, or believe in us, or believe in themselves, or believe in Nintendo, or believe in human goodness, or believe in the koolaid, or drink the koolaid...
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Post by: Mop it up on December 12, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
1964. Someone has to fight the good fight and lambast third parties for the 90% of the time they don't make great games on Nintendo consoles, or market them, or believe in them, or believe in us, or believe in themselves, or believe in Nintendo, or believe in human goodness, or believe in the koolaid, or drink the koolaid...
You may not know me, but I ♥ you. :)
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Post by: Toruresu on December 12, 2009, 09:36:34 PM
1962) My first console was the NES and back then, I decided I would only play Nintendo and nothing else, till now.
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 12, 2009, 09:54:30 PM
1961) Midi tunes!
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Post by: ThePerm on December 12, 2009, 10:55:39 PM
1960) does not think they should make a realistic mario game with indivudualized facial hairs
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
1971. Blowing cartridges is like a game in itself!
1963) You discover that this actually does more harm than good.
1959. Even after discovering such things which by the way this isn't the first time i've heard that you do it anyway because its part of the nostalgia and as a Nintendo fan you believe in traditioin..
1958. Game delays develop saint like patience.
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Post by: D_Average on December 13, 2009, 01:46:51 PM
1957) Because Wave Race is better than Gran Tourismo
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 02:40:14 PM
1956. Because Super Mario Kart (snes) was funner than gran turismo
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on December 13, 2009, 02:53:50 PM
1955: Because Excitebots was a million times better than Gran Turismo.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 13, 2009, 03:00:21 PM
1954) Because F-Zero GX is more awesome than any Gran Turismo game.
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Post by: vudu on December 13, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
1955) Because Gran Turismo 5 is pretty much the same thing as Gran Turismo 2.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 13, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
1952) Because Wii Play's Cow Racing is better than Gran Turismo.
1951) You do silly things for the sake of tradition.
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Post by: D_Average on December 13, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
1950) Because Excite Bike Remix is 10x funner than Gran Turismo
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Post by: Mop it up on December 13, 2009, 04:44:33 PM
1949) Because I've never played Gran Turismo but still like to participate and poke fun at it.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
1948. Because tweaking engines and tires on cars isn't appealing to you, you'd rather just race the damn thing and possibly throw shells while doing so.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 13, 2009, 08:28:18 PM
1947) Because the Princess is in another Castle.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 13, 2009, 08:31:45 PM
1946) Because The "Mushroom" Kingdom doesn't mean what you think it means ;)
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 08:32:52 PM
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Post by: D_Average on December 13, 2009, 08:48:08 PM
1944) Because a 3 prong controller is superior to all others.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 09:43:09 PM
1943. Because Reggie says so
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Post by: Peachylala on December 13, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
1942. Because everyone for some reason wants a Kingdom Hearts/Nintendo cross-over.
1941. Stop wishing for it.
1940. Seriously, stop it.
1939. I don't want it to happen.
1938. NO.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 10:10:21 PM
1937. Seconded
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 13, 2009, 10:17:34 PM
1936) Because Nintendo (unlike, for instance, Sony) actually thinks about, and does user-testing of, their controllers
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Post by: EasyCure on December 13, 2009, 10:23:47 PM
1935. because the GC controller still feels like a wet dream come true
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 13, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
1934) Controllers easily washable
[This, actually, is true]
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Post by: Peachylala on December 13, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
1933. The Wavebird is still the king of wireless controllers.
1932. Anyone who thinks otherwise sucks.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 14, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
1931. They make the best merch (ie the mario bros tree ornament I made unclebob jealous with) 1930. They don't charge extra for limited editions
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 02:39:36 PM
1929) I can't wait to see what type of game they put Mario into next!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 14, 2009, 02:47:14 PM
1928) Because Mario only does everything!
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Post by: EasyCure on December 14, 2009, 03:02:05 PM
1927. Because Wario only does everything else!
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 05:39:54 PM
1926) Because this will reach 1.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 14, 2009, 05:45:55 PM
1925) Mother 3 will never be released. HAHAHA Bill! :(
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 05:51:45 PM
1924) Mother 3 will be released when ShyGuy overcomes his shyness.
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Post by: Stratos on December 14, 2009, 05:54:50 PM
1923) Because when you were young your parents used Nintendo as a verb/genre/activity and not Genesis. "The kids are in the other room playing Nintendo" when we were playing Sonic The Hedgehog.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 14, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
1922) Obviously someone is holding someones Mother hostage and won't release their Mother if they stop being a fan.
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Post by: Stratos on December 14, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
1922) They used that term of their own free will and came up with it themselves. Much like people like to play games from 'The Wii Company' or 'WiiSports System' today.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 14, 2009, 06:05:28 PM
1920) Because Nintendo is the home of the worded sequel, because it's obvious their fans can't count
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Post by: GearBoxClock on December 14, 2009, 06:28:57 PM
1919) I can relive other people's childhoods through virtual console.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 14, 2009, 07:50:03 PM
1918) Because someone has to knock some sense into the youngsters.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 14, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
1917. Because without them we wouldn't know about the tenda tribe/village 1916. Nor would we know THEY have the book of overcoming shyness 1915. We WILL cure shyguy...
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 14, 2009, 08:47:07 PM
1914) Love repeatedly talking to all the villagers to find out where to go next
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Post by: EasyCure on December 14, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
1913. Because you'll forever wait for EB.. forever.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
1912) Because in the course of a single day I go from agreeing with IGN Matt to realizing he's full of crap.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 14, 2009, 10:14:13 PM
1911. Because you don't read IGN
explanation?
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 10:37:58 PM
I was referring to this article which was posted here a couple days ago:
http://wii.ign.com/articles/105/1054621p1.html
When I first saw it I said I agreed with it, but after thinking about it, a lot of it either doesn't make sense or is unfair to single out Nintendo/Wii.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 14, 2009, 10:41:12 PM
1910) Because you love trying to piece together the Zelda timeline.
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 14, 2009, 10:49:49 PM
1909) Nothing is more fun at parties than mocking IGN and Matt
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Post by: Mop it up on December 14, 2009, 10:53:31 PM
1908) Nothing is more fun at parties than playing Mario Party with drink in hand, also whilst mocking gaming journalism.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 14, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
1907) Nothing is more fun than playing Super Mario Bros. 5 at parties. While mocking the general video game media on how it wasn't going to sell.
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Post by: Stogi on December 15, 2009, 12:07:12 AM
1906 - The music; nuff' said
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 15, 2009, 01:19:01 AM
1901) Trying to convince your elementary school teachers that game manuals are legitimate 'silent reading time' material.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 15, 2009, 02:16:00 PM
1900) Because we're insatiable and proud of it.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 15, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
1899) Miyamoto captured my gaming heart and soul in an NES cart. As far as I know, they haven't offered to sell it back to me on the Virtual Console yet.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2009, 06:40:37 PM
1898. because everyone here has at least ONE friend who swears he got the triforce in Ocarina of Time
1897. Because if you don't have a friend like that, you ARE that person.
1896. Because you'd buy your gaming heart and soul back on the VC for double what its worth
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Post by: Stratos on December 15, 2009, 07:06:17 PM
1896) Because you think Goldeneye and/or Perfect Dark is/are still the best FPS evar
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 15, 2009, 07:12:52 PM
1899) Miyamoto captured my gaming heart and soul in an NES cart. As far as I know, they haven't offered to sell it back to me on the Virtual Console yet.
Hmm, maybe I can get it!
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Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2009, 07:14:53 PM
1895. Because reason 1896 is true!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 15, 2009, 08:34:19 PM
1894) Nintendope™, more addictive than Hopium®.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2009, 08:40:14 PM
1877) Because as a child I always wished to be a Yoshi
1874. Because as a child, I would wrap myself in a blanket, and then "hatch" myself as a Yoshi. My brother and I would be different colors. And we'd fight goombas and koopa troopas.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 18, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
1873) ^Because some of the things Nintendo fans do make me laugh even though it worries me at the same time.
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Post by: Stratos on December 18, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
1877) Because as a child I always wished to be a Yoshi
1874. Because as a child, I would wrap myself in a blanket, and then "hatch" myself as a Yoshi. My brother and I would be different colors. And we'd fight goombas and koopa troopas.
When my sister and I were little we'd play a version of hide-and-seek where our parents pretended to be dinosaurs and scare us as we were hiding. Mom went all out with the snarling and stomping but Dad would make these weird squeaky noises and when he found us he yelled "POW! I hit you with a red turtle shell!" Mom, my sis and I were all "WTF?" and Dad replied "I'm Yoshi the Dinosaur!" He liked Super Mario Kart a lot. LOL.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 18, 2009, 05:35:54 PM
1872) Because I have always wondered what a Yoshi tastes like and have wanted to eat one.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 18, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
1877) Because as a child I always wished to be a Yoshi
1874. Because as a child, I would wrap myself in a blanket, and then "hatch" myself as a Yoshi. My brother and I would be different colors. And we'd fight goombas and koopa troopas.
When my sister and I were little we'd play a version of hide-and-seek where our parents pretended to be dinosaurs and scare us as we were hiding. Mom went all out with the snarling and stomping but Dad would make these weird squeaky noises and when he found us he yelled "POW! I hit you with a red turtle shell!" Mom, my sis and I were all "WTF?" and Dad replied "I'm Yoshi the Dinosaur!" He liked Super Mario Kart a lot. LOL.
Wow... is that a true story?
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Post by: Mop it up on December 18, 2009, 06:28:05 PM
1872) Because I have always wondered what a Yoshi tastes like and have wanted to eat one.
1871) Because a Yoshi taste just like a Birdo, only the meat isn't as tender.
It wouldn't surprise me, it looks to me like Birdo would have more meat. I'll bet that snout is something which would be considered a delicacy to some and revolting to others.
1869) Because I think about weird things.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Stratos on December 18, 2009, 07:00:07 PM
1877) Because as a child I always wished to be a Yoshi
1874. Because as a child, I would wrap myself in a blanket, and then "hatch" myself as a Yoshi. My brother and I would be different colors. And we'd fight goombas and koopa troopas.
When my sister and I were little we'd play a version of hide-and-seek where our parents pretended to be dinosaurs and scare us as we were hiding. Mom went all out with the snarling and stomping but Dad would make these weird squeaky noises and when he found us he yelled "POW! I hit you with a red turtle shell!" Mom, my sis and I were all "WTF?" and Dad replied "I'm Yoshi the Dinosaur!" He liked Super Mario Kart a lot. LOL.
Wow... is that a true story?
Yes...except we didn't all literally yell 'WTF'. Mom was upset that Dad was ruining the element of scariness and none of use had a clue what he was pretending to be until he explained if after the game ended. In retrospect it was a pretty humorous thing. How many kids get to have a Dad growing up that pretends to be Yoshi when playing with their kids?
Forget playing 'horsey' with my future kids, I'm playin 'Yoshies' instead!
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 18, 2009, 08:53:39 PM
1868) Yoshi's a dinosaur?!
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Post by: Mop it up on December 18, 2009, 09:00:46 PM
1867) In North America Yoshi is a dinosaur, and in Japan he is a dragon. I'm not sure about other places like Europe, but they tend to use North American translations and go from there.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 19, 2009, 02:54:30 AM
1866) Leave luck to Heaven
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Post by: Mop it up on December 19, 2009, 03:03:54 AM
1865) Now you're playing with power!
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 19, 2009, 03:06:14 AM
1864) I love the power glove. It's so bad.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 19, 2009, 03:11:54 AM
1863) Play it loud!
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 19, 2009, 03:15:37 AM
1862) Wii would like to play.
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 19, 2009, 03:16:48 AM
1861) Nintendo PowerHat(tm) -- the ultimate gaming power, in a hat!*
* Input values may be entirely random
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Post by: Mop it up on December 19, 2009, 03:18:18 AM
1860) Change the system.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 19, 2009, 03:21:10 AM
1859) Sega does what Nintendon't!
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Post by: Mop it up on December 19, 2009, 03:21:44 AM
1858) Get N or get out.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 19, 2009, 03:29:14 AM
1817. Cuz iansane is so clueless as to what's fun, he never actually visits the funhouse
You could say that about a number of regular posters here. I'll bet a few people will wish they did visit when they discover they missed out on the secret santa event.
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Post by: Mop it up on December 22, 2009, 05:46:30 PM
1816) Because even when Nintendo isn't trying they can outsell the competition.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 05:50:43 PM
1815. Even when nintendo barely tries, they put more effort into their products than anyone else
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Post by: Mop it up on December 22, 2009, 05:52:34 PM
1814) Because the more people complain = the more awesome Nintendo gets.
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Post by: mac<censored> on December 22, 2009, 09:01:19 PM
1813) Because in a landscape littered with vaguely embarrassing rehashes of the same old military themes, Nintendo makes games inspired by gardening...
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Post by: Mop it up on December 22, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
1812) Nintendo doesn't make war games because they are still upset about World War II.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 09:41:42 PM
1811. Batallion wars says hi?
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Post by: GearBoxClock on December 22, 2009, 09:49:41 PM
1810) People keep drawing sexy Nintendo fanart
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Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 09:54:45 PM
1809. Stevey keeps pimping sexy nintendo fanart
1808. Stevey keeps EPLICATIVE to sexy nintendo fanart
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Post by: D_Average on December 22, 2009, 10:07:50 PM
1807) Kung Fu on the NES kept me entertained for years as a 5 year old. I was poor.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 22, 2009, 10:47:07 PM
1807) Kung Fu on the NES kept me entertained for years as a 5 year old. I was poor.
1806) Because D_Avg stayed 5yrs old for years because he was too poor to age...? Kung Fu on the NES apparently kept him entertained during that long stretch of time.
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Post by: nickmitch on December 22, 2009, 11:11:56 PM
I got lucky, I was only 5 for like a month. BTW
1805) Hastily beating Super Metroid helped me age faster.
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Post by: Kairon on December 23, 2009, 12:20:36 AM
1804. Because according to Brain Age, I can remain forever young.
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Post by: ShyGuy on December 23, 2009, 02:47:13 PM
1803 Because according to Wii Fit, I can remain forever old :(
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Post by: EasyCure on December 23, 2009, 07:33:50 PM
Don't blame wii fit,blame this awesome sandwhiches..
1802. Because according to zelda, I can kill things in only 3 hits.
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Post by: D_Average on December 23, 2009, 09:48:19 PM
1807) Kung Fu on the NES kept me entertained for years as a 5 year old. I was poor.
1806) Because D_Avg stayed 5yrs old for years because he was too poor to age...? Kung Fu on the NES apparently kept him entertained during that long stretch of time.
Its true. But very hard to explain.
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Post by: Kairon on December 23, 2009, 11:28:03 PM
1801. Because they still make Hanafuda cards.
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Post by: GearBoxClock on December 24, 2009, 01:29:07 AM
1800) Club Nintendo is now in North America!
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Post by: BeautifulShy on December 24, 2009, 01:41:49 AM
1799)Because Pokemon is so addicting.
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Post by: Toruresu on December 24, 2009, 09:30:47 AM
1798) Because when PS2 and X-Box had online, we had the awesome Pac-Man VS (best game to play with non-gamers ever!)
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Post by: Mop it up on December 25, 2009, 07:09:42 PM
1797) Because there is still a typo in the topic title.
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Post by: Peachylala on December 26, 2009, 11:01:16 AM
It will be fixed.
1796. You can complain about Wi-Fi all you want, it's FREE.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 26, 2009, 01:24:54 PM
1795. Because you put up with horrible games until the very end.. much like this forum game!
1794. Because you never knew how bad you wanted a dsi until your girlfriend gives you one for christmas
1793. Because you can't wait to get a spare memory card for your dsi
1792. Because as soon as you get bored of your new toys nintendo will put out a new one...
1791. Because you know you'll buy it eventually..
1790. Because when you finally do, nintendo will have announced new colors.
1789. You'll buy the new colors too
1788. All of them..
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Post by: Kairon on December 26, 2009, 03:59:51 PM
1787. Because at launch, amidst stories of people getting mugged for their PS3's, I heard a story of people lining up for the Wii and treating each other to hot chocolate.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 27, 2009, 12:16:20 AM
1786) Because the line for the launch of the GameCube was full of people who were older than me.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 03:05:18 AM
1785) Because I've had people question my sexual orientation, maturity level and mental health and even imply I could be a child predator due to my hobby. :/
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 27, 2009, 03:20:05 AM
1784) Because those people are just jealous that they can't have that kind of fun.
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Post by: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 03:33:54 AM
That's what I told myself. But it was quite demoralizing when attractive women in school would make comments about how I had a long way to go to mature fully. :P:
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Post by: Mop it up on December 27, 2009, 03:44:03 AM
But it was quite demoralizing when attractive women in school would make comments about how I had a long way to go to mature fully. :P:
So you've gotten over it and now you just shrug it off whenever women say that to you?
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Post by: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 04:15:13 AM
I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on December 27, 2009, 04:30:54 AM
Someone who can't accept something as simple and harmless as a gaming hobby isn't worth your time anyway.
I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.
Gotta love unintentional double entendres.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 04:46:27 AM
I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.
Gotta love unintentional double entendres.
LOL, that was completely unintentional but very funny. Good thing I didn't say something about playing Wii together.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 27, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
1783) A Wii can be sold at triple regular price during the holidays!
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: ShyGuy on December 27, 2009, 02:25:20 PM
1782) My sister beat me at our annual Christmas Wii boxing match. :(
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: EasyCure on December 27, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
1781. Because wii boxing gives you a safe and legal alternative to really punching your sister during the holidays, even if she kicks your ass.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 27, 2009, 05:19:46 PM
1780) Because Nintendo's games are exempt to criticism.
That was half the reason I stopped caring. I figured I could start caring again some day once I found someone who was more accepting of who I was.
You've got it all wrong. You need to find a woman who hates everything about you so she can turn you into somebody who isn't a big geek. :P
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: EasyCure on December 27, 2009, 06:28:27 PM
No, he's got it all wrong because the further he gets from the things that he cares about, the less he cares about how much further away he gets..
Which will turn him into the male equivalent of a cat lady (which I believe is a pedophile, in which case proving some of the former women in his life right).
1779. Because two screens are better than 1
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 28, 2009, 08:48:42 PM
1778) Because third-parties are jealous of Nintendo's game and, instead of trying to outdo them, whine about how their own games don't sell.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Peachylala on December 29, 2009, 03:43:04 PM
1777. Because reason 1778 is not because they are ignorant, they just have overstuffed egos.
1776. The Crystal Bearers is enjoyable, because it doesn't suffer from shitty soap opera dramaz.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: EasyCure on December 29, 2009, 05:54:34 PM
1775. Because you'll kill yourself if zelda gets voiceacting..
1774. Because you know it'll lead to soap opera drama
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Stratos on December 29, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
1773. Because you'll buy that game anyway because it is Zelda
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 30, 2009, 12:14:03 AM
1772) Because they are weary of digital distribution.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Peachylala on December 30, 2009, 10:58:58 PM
1771. Dramaz... that costs $10 DLC.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: EasyCure on December 31, 2009, 12:07:10 PM
1770. Because they make games everyone in my family can enjoy, from age 5 to 50, especially while drunk
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: mac<censored> on December 31, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
1769) 'cause Nintendo makes games even a drunk 5-year-old can love
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Mop it up on December 31, 2009, 06:50:53 PM
1768) Nintendo encourages underage drinking?
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 31, 2009, 07:15:33 PM
1767) Yes. But they call it Potion.
1766) And they actively promote popping shrooms too.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: Peachylala on December 31, 2009, 08:04:32 PM
1765. They also promote cannibalism with all those hearts.
Title: Re: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan
Post by: EasyCure on January 11, 2010, 05:54:14 PM
