Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BranDonk Kong on October 04, 2009, 01:00:16 AM
Title: Lady Gaga
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 04, 2009, 01:00:16 AM
Seriously, what the ****? I don't get this chick. I'm trying to enjoy SNL (it's not easy these days), and she's wearing one of those multi-axis things that you see on old Space Camp commercials. She's a decent piano player, and can actually sing pretty well...I just don't get it. I don't know if anyone watched the show, but she told Madonna she was hotter, which is true - but only on a technicality, since even my dog is hotter than Madonna. I want to cry.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: D_Average on October 04, 2009, 02:14:09 AM
Seriously, what the ****? I don't get this chick. I'm trying to enjoy SNL (it's not easy these days), and she's wearing one of those multi-axis things that you see on old Space Camp commercials. She's a decent piano player, and can actually sing pretty well...I just don't get it. I don't know if anyone watched the show, but she told Madonna she was hotter, which is true - but only on a technicality, since even my dog is hotter than Madonna. I want to cry.
Gaga is WaaaaaaY overrated. She is popular because she is seemingly eccentric. However, her music is mediocre as all hell. It sounds like 90's dance hits, nothing new at all. So to compensate, she does things like change her outfits every 5 mins at awards show.
And no, she is not hotter than Madonna. Maybe now, but not 10 years ago. Not even close. Gaga has a big nose and a big ego that doesn't match her sound. She won't be around in 10 years like Madonna still is.
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Post by: Dasmos on October 04, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
i herd she has a penus.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 04, 2009, 03:24:00 AM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6306/cryyg.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 04, 2009, 03:22:26 PM
That's why I said it's a technicality. Madonna is like 90 years old and is held together by glue and AIDS. Lady Gaga looks like Triple H with tits, but even Triple H with tits is still hotter than Madonna.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: Morari on October 04, 2009, 06:47:25 PM
That's why I said it's a technicality. Madonna is like 90 years old and is held together by glue and AIDS. Lady Gaga looks like Triple H with tits, but even Triple H with tits is still hotter than Madonna.
To be fair, she does have a better butt than Madonna at this phase in her life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRvhXzi5U0
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: nickmitch on October 04, 2009, 11:56:54 PM
Is this like Radio Gaga?
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Post by: Stogi on October 05, 2009, 12:04:24 AM
I think it's more like Big Mama or Buddha's karma or Snow's informa or maybe even
BUTTEReD LLAMA?! :o
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Post by: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:18:33 AM
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Post by: ThePerm on October 05, 2009, 06:53:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q14b-GUa7c
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Post by: EasyCure on October 13, 2009, 10:33:30 AM
I learned yesterday that this women is from my hometown...
For that I must apologize.
If i could go back in time, knock her up like 7 times and leave her so stretched out and ugly from having multiple kids that she'd never make it as a pop singer, i would.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
"She's" a dude, right? "She" looks way too manly.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: EasyCure on October 13, 2009, 11:18:46 AM
Probably? I got a good look at her for the first time yesterday when the local news made a point to call her a "yonkers native" (which they do for anyone of any sort of fame from over here in Weschester County, NY). She totally looks like a dude and thats probably why i never saw "her" around town (we are the same age afterall) around town in order to ask her out and knock her up as planned.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 02:23:00 PM
AHAHAHAHAH
I searched Lady Gaga on Google image search and this came up:
Related searches: lady gaga hermaphrodite
I guess I'm not the only one!
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: vudu on October 13, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
You really thought that you were the only one who thought she has some masculine characteristics?
Did I ever tell you the series of jokes I made up about the differences between black people and white people?
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 02:28:41 PM
No, but I didn't think the whole US of A would agree with me.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 13, 2009, 02:38:23 PM
There was a big scandal in the tabloids just a few weeks ago about how she might have penis after that concert she did with a toy in her undies.
Someone made a joke about her maybe having a dick, so she put a toy in her undies and went on stage. Tabloids picked it up and ran with it. There is video out there too if you feel like looking for it.
But the whole US of A isn't in agreement about that as most of us don't really care if she is or isn't. We are in agreement however, that at best, she should be heard and not seen.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 03:07:19 PM
This just gets more and more hilarious.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
But the whole US of A isn't in agreement about that as most of us don't really care if she is or isn't. We are in agreement however, that at best, she should be heard and not seen.
I'd rather not see OR hear her.
Put a sock in its mouth and call it "lada gagged-a" already.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 13, 2010, 01:16:39 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2jctqx5.jpg)
I don't care what you say, but GaGa looks good here.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: ThePerm on September 13, 2010, 01:41:43 AM
http://www.archive.org/details/LenSpencerSHDudley
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 13, 2010, 02:20:33 AM
yes, despite her usual theatrics and questions of gender, I actually think she looks good in that picture. and to be perfectly honest, I like her look overall in that outfit.
not sure why the collage of "characters" in costumes was necessary though, I was talking about how good she looks in that outfit, not pointing out that she dresses up in crazy outfits.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: EasyCure on September 13, 2010, 02:25:09 AM
Arg, she does look good there. This has shattered my whole perception of the world.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 15, 2010, 12:30:38 AM
I don't know what the **** it is about this chick, and I'm the most metal dude you'll ever meet, but every song she puts out is fucking gold. I have Lady Gaga Radio on Pandora and Slacker Radio.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: EasyCure on September 15, 2010, 01:21:21 AM
I don't know what the **** it is about this chick, and I'm the most metal dude you'll ever meet, but every song she puts out is fucking gold. I have Lady Gaga Radio on Pandora and Slacker Radio.
I actually don't mind danceable pop-music from time to time, though at first I didn't like anything I heard by Lady Gaga. I actually heard that song "Just Dance" before it blew up, or at least before I realized it blew up. My brother introduced it to me as some up and coming new artist in the gay scene that his friend put him on to, and he only loved the song because it sounded like she chanted "doodoo" which he found humerous. I tried listening to it, didn't like it, just kinda brushed it off.
Somewhat recently, I was really drunk at a house party when someone put that same song on and I really heard the lyrics. I fell in love with it because, I was drunk and thats what she was singing about - it was awesome. Since then her songs have gotten catchier and catchier. So, yes, I will eat crow here for the comments I made above (though she still looks like a tranny to me. It's the nose and jaw, I think). However! Although I've listened to both her albums and tried to enjoy them, I only like the singles. Even with that song Telephone, I would try to get into it then skip over to attempt to listen to the next song, to no avail. Before you know it, it's everywhere and just gets ingrained into your head. You're standing in an elevator humbing it to yourself until you snap and go back to your ipod to make sure you have that song. You go to your car, wait till you hit the highway to avoid being caught listening to it at a red light or something, then you blast that ****... At least, thats what happened to me.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: D_Average on September 15, 2010, 11:01:35 PM
Sorry guys, I screwed it up. I'm 667
As of 09-15-2010 8:59pm MST: 30 Replies 666 Views
But yeah. She's really good. She's understands what a pop star should be.
Title: Re: Lady Gaga
Post by: EasyCure on September 16, 2010, 01:15:18 AM
