Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 05:11:27 PM
Title: I am a lonely soul on this lonely sea of internet.
Post by: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 05:11:27 PM
I just kicked my girlfriend out of my house. So I guess we're broken up now. To celebrate I signed up at eHarmony. To my shock and dismay I found I that I had not one single match.
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Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 07:02:14 PM
She just needs a flaming baseball bat.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
and gimps. don't forget the gimps
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Post by: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 08:33:57 PM
Not a single "I am sorry for your loss."? Pfft, see if I ever make a stealth-emo thread here again, jackasses.
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 08, 2008, 08:38:47 PM
It's you who walked in here dressed as a bulls-eye.
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Post by: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 08:44:15 PM
I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on July 08, 2008, 08:46:41 PM
SNUH-UH Shift Key
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Post by: Caliban on July 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web. Good luck.
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Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 09:26:18 PM
I hear there's a show on the MTV about dating mothers, if you're in to chubby, potentially unattractive milfs.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on July 08, 2008, 09:56:00 PM
I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.
you already got sympathy from us for the Mr. Mcfucknuts incident. You only get one a year, deal before we start calling you Maveric again
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Post by: ShyGuy on July 08, 2008, 10:33:51 PM
I thought you were married. Was this your girlfriend on the side?
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Post by: bustin98 on July 08, 2008, 11:13:10 PM
There's a few folks I wish to consider 'friends'. Maybe I'm alone in this. Maybe it explains the weird itch I've had since returning from Uncle Bob's neck of the woods.
Title: Re: I am a lonely soul on this lonely sea of internet.
Post by: Maverick on July 09, 2008, 02:27:26 AM
I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.
you already got sympathy from us for the Mr. Mcfucknuts incident. You only get one a year, deal before we start calling you Maveric again
It was Pale who dropped the C, not the K. He has since corrected his mistake, for fear of retaliation great justice.
If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web. Good luck.
I still regard the "nerdy but still attractive" girl as a fabricated myth sewn by nerds to spread a sense of failure for those who have not found a woman who holds the same interests as us. They don't exist, there is no way in hell there are girls out there who play video games and watch Sci-Fi/Action movies almost exclusively, while listening to Rock music. There's just no way in hell.
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Post by: Shift Key on July 09, 2008, 04:37:10 AM
If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web. Good luck.
I still regard the "nerdy but still attractive" girl as a fabricated myth sewn by nerds to spread a sense of failure for those who have not found a woman who holds the same interests as us. They don't exist, there is no way in hell there are girls out there who play video games and watch Sci-Fi/Action movies almost exclusively, while listening to Rock music. There's just no way in hell.
I did say "good luck" didn't I? lol. Maybe you're just livin' in the wrong country.
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Post by: Shift Key on July 09, 2008, 09:40:37 AM
Hahahaha I never considered WoW as a macthmaking service, but in the practicality of one of its functions it is.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 09, 2008, 10:04:14 AM
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Quote from: EasyCure on Yesterday at 09:24:50 pm Quote from: Maverick on Yesterday at 07:44:15 pm I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.
you already got sympathy from us for the Mr. Mcfucknuts incident. You only get one a year, deal before we start calling you Maveric again
It was Pale who dropped the C, not the K. He has since corrected his mistake, for fear of retaliation great justice.
we all make mistakes. yours was getting a shitty gf. LET IT GO
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Post by: Khushrenada on July 09, 2008, 12:28:22 PM
Let's face it. The real mistake was allowing Maverick to post on these forums.
Let's get to the root of the problem instead of cutting off one of the branches.
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Post by: Maverick on July 09, 2008, 01:28:37 PM
I can change NWR, I swear! Just give me another chance! :'(
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Post by: EasyCure on July 09, 2008, 04:03:48 PM
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Post by: Maverick on July 10, 2008, 12:45:49 PM
No deal, mine is actually a girl.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 10, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
damn! where is "she" anyway to defend herself?
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Post by: bustin98 on July 11, 2008, 12:48:22 AM
I know someone who left his wife to shack up with someone he met on WoW. True story.
Now my brother in law is shacking up with his ex. Weird. And they met online but not through WoW. I could almost see the back of my head when I realized how small the world can be.
Title: Re: I am a lonely soul on this lonely sea of internet.
Post by: Maverick on July 11, 2008, 12:55:08 AM
You sure it's the size of the world, or are you all just "keepin' it in the family"?
