Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: nickmitch on June 01, 2008, 10:07:42 PM
Title: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on June 01, 2008, 10:07:42 PM
So, I just got to Minnesota (explain later), and I just now got internets (just in time for intended for audiences 17+ Mafia). There was no wi-fi, so I had to go through a hassle and buy and Ethernet cable. Now, I can browse the funhouse from my comp instead of my iPhone.
BIG NEWS!
I start my internship at Target (Sorry, Bob) Corp. tomorrow morning!
Go me.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 01, 2008, 10:15:31 PM
GO YOU! target sucks though, atleast over night shifts do. though an internship sounds like its different.
oh by the way, how is this appropriate for funhouse?
wheres the buttered camels?
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Post by: nickmitch on June 01, 2008, 10:17:17 PM
Mission 1: Establish buttered camels department.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 01, 2008, 10:30:31 PM
Mission 2: ?????? Mission 3: profit..?
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Post by: nickmitch on June 01, 2008, 10:42:22 PM
Exactly 8)
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Post by: EasyCure on June 01, 2008, 10:46:44 PM
nice. this thread can now be derailed funhouse style in no time, glad i could help.
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Post by: bustin98 on June 02, 2008, 11:49:59 AM
Will you be offering toes in the buttered camel department?
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Post by: EasyCure on June 02, 2008, 12:02:18 PM
I dont know... last time i tried to offer (lydsay lohan) buttered camel toes, no one seemed to excited about it.
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Post by: UncleBob on June 02, 2008, 12:49:15 PM
Now that I know the secret Target plans, I'm going to e-mail them to Lee Scott, CEO of Wal*Mart. We'll get the jump on buttered camel sales (although they'll be lead coated knock-offs from Chinese sweatshops), kick Target's ass in sales (again) and I'll get a big ol' promotion. Hahahaha! Now to go let Lee Scott know about the buttered camels...
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Post by: nickmitch on June 02, 2008, 07:16:05 PM
UncleBob is playing exactly in to my plans. . .
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Post by: decoyman on June 03, 2008, 10:49:14 AM
Sounds like an exciting time, man, congrats on your internship!
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 04, 2008, 01:13:47 AM
-2 points for misspelling Lindsay Lohan's name ck mister.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 05, 2008, 07:17:09 PM
My first casual Friday is tomorrow! I'm pumped. Although, I'm not supposed to disclose company info, I want to share this tidbit. The department made me do karaoke as part of initiation. The song was a messed up version of the ABCs. It was so bad, that the girl who went after me got an 81; while I got an 11. Awesome. Also, scavenger hunt! We get to do that tomorrow morning in place of actual work. WOO!
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Post by: EasyCure on June 05, 2008, 07:57:03 PM
your time at target sounds more fun than my time there. may i ask what kind of internship it is?
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Post by: nickmitch on June 05, 2008, 09:31:23 PM
Business Analyst
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Post by: EasyCure on June 05, 2008, 09:40:56 PM
yeah thats much better than taking an overnight stock-shift when you're unemployed for months. good luck!
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Post by: nickmitch on June 05, 2008, 10:58:34 PM
Thanks!
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 06, 2008, 01:02:14 PM
I applied for Target several times, but based on my experiences at Sears, K-Mart and Shop-Ko they are reluctant to hire me.
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Post by: Nick DiMola on June 06, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
It's always great when you can work anal into an internship, congratulations and enjoy...
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on June 06, 2008, 01:56:23 PM
What were your experiences at Sears, K-Mart and Shop-ko? Why would that hurt your chances?
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 06, 2008, 02:11:16 PM
Let's see I got fired from Sears for, um something, I walked out on K-Mart cuz I got a better job, this was back when they were filing bankruptcy and were only giving us 3 hours a day and I needed more money than that, and Shop-Ko I also walked out on during my first night because it was a stupid job, graveyard shift, and I got a better job the next day so yeah.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on June 06, 2008, 02:32:22 PM
Why didn't you just not put them down as past experience? They don't HAVE to know you walked out on so many jobs.
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 06, 2008, 06:22:52 PM
In the state of Idaho they can look up all your past jobs on the computer. They always find out and it always come back to bite me in the ass.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2008, 06:24:49 PM
I got my first perk for working at Target today! Pics coming eventually. I think the Rat will love it.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2008, 06:45:03 PM
Pic(s) here!
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Post by: EasyCure on June 06, 2008, 07:22:37 PM
you look, for lack of better words, silly
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Post by: nickmitch on June 06, 2008, 10:24:25 PM
Again, thanks.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 08, 2008, 12:48:38 PM
anytime! :D
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Post by: nickmitch on June 12, 2008, 11:10:17 PM
WOO!
I just had the most awesome day at work today. Had a half day, did some volunteering on the nicest day we've had since getting here, saw the new Hulk movie (fan-fucking-tastic, BTW) and about to cap it off with some of the best food ever.
Target rocks.
Also, this thread is now my blog.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 23, 2008, 08:02:08 PM
So apparently, Garfield sucks, and Mondays aren't all that bad. The morning was filled with 2 speakers. The second of which was REALLY good. Best speaker we've had. The afternoon involved an impromptu trip to DQ where I got a medium vanilla cone which was bigger than I thought it'd be. Also, it was awesome. Good day at work today.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 26, 2008, 10:47:06 PM
Got to see Wanted just now. I give it a SUPER AWESOME FANTASTIC MOVIE FTW out of 5 stars. I will get to see Hancock on Monday. Impressions then, but make sure you all go see Wanted. You may know it as that movie with Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, some guy, Common and a **** load of guns.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 27, 2008, 10:12:40 AM
Do you even do any work?
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Post by: Pale on June 27, 2008, 10:29:58 AM
nickmitch loves the tentacle.
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Post by: Nick DiMola on June 27, 2008, 10:34:24 AM
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Post by: nickmitch on June 27, 2008, 02:26:31 PM
GROSS!
But to answer your question; "Yes."
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Post by: EasyCure on June 27, 2008, 04:04:49 PM
Yes about actually working or yes about the joke about your insides?
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Post by: nickmitch on June 27, 2008, 05:01:16 PM
Um, let's go with "working."
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Post by: EasyCure on June 27, 2008, 08:37:27 PM
tenticles work their way inside.. you know what, forget it
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 27, 2008, 09:04:16 PM
forgotten.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 27, 2008, 09:54:46 PM
And now that that's over (thank you, Pale), we can move on with my life. We had an intern boat cruise today! It was fun. There was gambling for raffle tickets. I won four, but didn't get a prize :( Although, I did meet a nice lady, and maybe, just maybe, that's the greatest gift of all.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 28, 2008, 02:06:35 AM
i hate you so much
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Post by: nickmitch on June 28, 2008, 02:10:55 AM
LoL!
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Post by: nickmitch on July 07, 2008, 11:23:55 PM
So, yesterday, I finished reading V for Vendetta (graphic novel). It was great. Very thought provoking and compelling. Recently (as in just now), I watched V For Vendetta (2005). It sucked. It was very black and white about everything. I hope Evan has complained about how bad this movie is because it seems like the makers of this film thought that taking the source material, laying it out on the floor, taking a dump on it and then lighting it on fire was the way the way to make it in to hot ****. When in all actuality, the way to do that is to ingest the source material, become one with it, excrete it out in to a fine, porcelain bowl and then igniting it with your own "creative juices." I would go in to detail about how bad it was (it almost made me take notes), but I'm hoping that Evan already has, so I hope that nice metaphor will be enough.
Anywho, anybody else picking up the iPhone 3G this Friday?
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Post by: Plugabugz on July 08, 2008, 10:46:33 AM
No. I don't want it. It needs to mature more in its creative juices. Plus O2 have dropped the ball with offering only 600 texts. I sent 800 last month (and my bill is £6 lolz). I NEED MORE THAN THAT.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 11:49:53 AM
800???? ha!
(checks phone)
"As of 07-08 9:38 AM, 711 used, unlim. remaining"
doesnt sound like much, right?
WRONG:
"Bill close: 07/28" i still have a good 20 days of texting ahead of me. Look out UncleBob...
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Post by: vudu on July 08, 2008, 01:42:25 PM
I can count the number of text messages I've sent in my entire life on two hands.
Also, I liked the movie V for Vendetta. But I'm not familiar with its source material.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 01:49:30 PM
Well i can too, i'll just have to count my fingers over and over.
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Post by: Nick DiMola on July 08, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
Also, I liked the movie V for Vendetta. But I'm not familiar with its source material.
Same here.
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Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 05:02:31 PM
Well, if you want a more compelling story, read it. If you don't want to hate the movie, avoid it. I highly recommend it though.
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Post by: nickmitch on July 15, 2008, 10:56:00 PM
I got an iPhone 3G today! It's the 16GB black. Also, I found evidence to support a hypothesis based on prior data I had at work! It was great. There was also forecast meeting and giant cupcakes. Work is fun sometimes.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 16, 2008, 10:23:05 AM
can i rob this iphone off of you?
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Post by: nickmitch on July 16, 2008, 07:03:36 PM
No, if anyone but me touches it, large metal spikes shoot out.
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Post by: Stogi on July 16, 2008, 07:56:30 PM
Like Blade?!
No fucking way!
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Post by: nickmitch on July 16, 2008, 09:50:27 PM
Well, then why don't you go ahead a touch it? Go on, touch it. There's nothing to be afraid of, right?
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Post by: EasyCure on July 17, 2008, 01:05:03 AM
add a "stupid joo" and by gum i think you've got it!
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Post by: nickmitch on July 17, 2008, 11:12:11 PM
SO! I am totally pissed that I missed a a Dark Knight Screening. BUT I did see Mama Mia!. It was delightfully absurd. I would recommend for a good date.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: bustin98 on July 18, 2008, 12:39:47 AM
I thought this was Maxi's LiveJournal. Get out of here!
JK. You can stay.
I am so dying to see The Dark Knight. And Hellboy II. And some others. I could live at the theater for a few days. Which has been a rare thing these past years.
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Post by: Maverick on July 18, 2008, 12:43:58 AM
No, if anyone but me touches it, large metal spikes shoot out.
I was going to respond to this by showing a picture of the phones from Metalocalypse that everyone in in Dethklok uses. I couldn't find a pic of that, but I did find THIS!
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Post by: nickmitch on July 19, 2008, 10:21:06 AM
Better luck next time, I guess.
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Post by: ThePerm on July 20, 2008, 01:14:49 AM
Best avatar ever!! thats so retro 2002
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Post by: nickmitch on July 24, 2008, 10:04:49 PM
So, now I'm doing some product testing as a favor to a buyer in my department. It's pretty cool. The neat part is that if what I'm testing doesn't suck, you might be able to see it in a Target store near you!
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Post by: EasyCure on July 24, 2008, 11:10:24 PM
will you give us discounts?
No?
don't care
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Post by: nickmitch on July 24, 2008, 11:55:40 PM
It's ok to be jealous.
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Post by: Shift Key on July 25, 2008, 06:28:03 AM
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Post by: EasyCure on July 25, 2008, 08:16:22 AM
someones bragging about working for The Man, pfft
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Post by: nickmitch on July 25, 2008, 05:40:14 PM
And then someone else pretends he's not jealous. That's the gist of it.
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Post by: EasyCure on July 25, 2008, 06:32:09 PM
i'm only jealous that i dont have a real job, anyone with a carreer has my envy :(
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2008, 06:41:00 PM
I'm professionally unprofessional. Does that count?
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Post by: EasyCure on July 25, 2008, 06:58:45 PM
i dunno but you're cool so i wont h ate
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Post by: nickmitch on July 31, 2008, 11:04:15 PM
Great day today. We spent the afternoon competing against our rival department in various events and winning. Then, I got to see the Mummy: Dragon Something or Other. It was ok. Actions sequences were nice, plot was nonsensical.
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Post by: nickmitch on August 06, 2008, 09:26:45 PM
So, we finally presented today, and it was A SMASHING SUCCESS! I had to walk my senior buyer through the presentation yesterday, since he's out for the rest of the week, but everyone else got fully WOWED by our presentation. We had a happy hour, and now I wanna get drunk to celebrate, but I have no one to get drunk with. :(
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Post by: EasyCure on August 07, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
easycure is always down to get drunk
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Post by: nickmitch on August 07, 2008, 11:31:45 PM
Good to note.
So, last night I had a few drinks, but wound up helping this chick move (LAME). Thankfully, her and her friend are really hot, and now they think I'm strong as hell (like I'm not, right?). It was weird being buzzed and carrying things, though.
Anyway, TODAY, we had an awards ceremony (if I had known we were going for awards, I would've won some), and it was really nice. There was some free stuff. Speaking of which, I got a bunch as a gift from my mentor (the whole team did!). There are sure to be bittersweet goodbyes and job offers tomorrow.
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Post by: nickmitch on August 08, 2008, 02:17:08 AM
I almost forgot to mention that I got to see Pineapple Express today. Free with small drink and popcorn. It wasn't a PRE-screening, but hey, you can't beat free. I liked the movie, BTW. Not too plot heavy, but it does get to the jokes. I would say it's better than step brothers, especially if you like pot.
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Post by: nickmitch on August 13, 2008, 09:07:04 PM
So, I've been back home for a few days, and I have to say; I really miss the internship. It's nice being back home and all, but I miss having work to do. I also miss all of my intern friends, my mentor, my co-workers, free movies, etc. I guess it's good to see all of my old friends again, and it will be nice to get back to school, but I just can't shake the feeling that I got a taste of real life, and it tasted good. Now, I'm in between that and the snowglobe of school, that I call living at home with my parents. Maybe I just love summer so fucking much, that no matter what happens, I'm gonna be pissed when fall hits.
Oh well. C'est la vie.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 13, 2008, 10:18:01 PM
most emo post in this 'blog' of yours.
that makes me mad
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Post by: nickmitch on August 13, 2008, 11:42:10 PM
Well, to make it better, I'm pleased to say that since I've returned home I have: had 2 all night Smash Bros. sessions, went to a tye-dye party, played an epic prank, saw Wall-E with a girl I kinda like, and had a nice lunch with my godmother.
Good times, all around.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 14, 2008, 11:47:13 AM
tye-dye party????
so what was the epic prank and how was the hot date with your godmother.
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Post by: ShyGuy on August 14, 2008, 01:32:26 PM
Sweet. whatever happened to the rat? is he still without internet in Coeur D Alene?
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Post by: nickmitch on August 14, 2008, 02:25:07 PM
We tye-dyed some shirts and drank. My shirts came out pretty nice. I wore one the other day.
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so what was the epic prank
Shhh! Secret! But I wish I could have seen the egg on all of their faces.
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and how was the hot date with your godmother.
Pretty nice. We went to Cheese Cake Bistro. I had a burger. It was delicious. She's really proud of me and all of my accomplishments. We also went to my grandmother's house. Everyone there was happy to see me, especially my cousin's daughter. Technically, I'm her uncle? She calls me her brother, which is great because that means in 5 more years I get to beat up the teenage boys she brings home.
Sweet. whatever happened to the rat? is he still without internet in Coeur D Alene?
I dunno. Ask Spike.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 14, 2008, 10:38:56 PM
Your cousin's daughter is your first cousin once removed.
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Post by: nickmitch on August 15, 2008, 02:16:06 PM
Thanks for the clarification. :)
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Post by: nickmitch on August 23, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
So, I'm back at college, and life is great, for now. I was finally able to register for accounting, which is great because I'm majoring in that. All of my friends are back together, except for one who should be back for Spring semester. I have a single with a full bath this year (envy me), and the room is pretty big. It's not as big as my friend's single, but he has to share a bathroom, so **** him and is nice room. I haven't seen everyone I've missed over the summer, but I'm sure I'll run in to them eventually.
It's good to be back.
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Post by: nickmitch on October 21, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
SOOOOO!! I haven't updated this in a while. Allow me to fill you in on the goings on of my day-to-day life:
For my birthday, we did some stuff and went to see Tropic Thunder for the 2nd time. It was that great. My teachers are mostly ok this semester; although, I barely go to Stats, and my Econ teacher is a D-bag. My friend got bitten (a few times) by this crazy chick (the story is not as complicated as you might think, she's just crazy), and I thought it was funny. Today, we walked past her going in to my dorm. She called him over. Me and another friend kept walking. He quickly caught up to us in a near sprinting sort of walk with an eerie sort of smile. We asked what was up, to which he replied, "That was Krazy Kelly." I loled.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 22, 2008, 10:00:01 AM
Biting is always fun, the crazier the better.
Kudos on the Tropic Thunder love, i cant believe its still showing for you though, its gone here.
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Post by: nickmitch on October 22, 2008, 10:33:24 AM
Oh no, my birthday was in August. I was just mentioning it since it happened after my last post.
Side note: Al Capone from Tropic Thunder co-hosted the homecoming step show. That guy is hilarious, but Rudy Huxtable's banter is ass. She's nice to look at, but not as nice to listen to.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 22, 2008, 11:07:15 AM
you mean Alpa Cino ;)
His faux hit single is one of the most played songs on my ipod "i love da p*ssy"!
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Post by: nickmitch on October 22, 2008, 04:29:49 PM
More like Alpa Chino! Ha!
But yeah, it was fun yelling "BOOTY SWEAT!!!" as he walked off stage, everytime.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 22, 2008, 05:57:05 PM
They actualy sell Booty Sweat energy drinks according to wiki
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Post by: nickmitch on October 22, 2008, 07:03:15 PM
So. . .tempted. . .
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Post by: nickmitch on November 04, 2008, 10:50:05 AM
So, I'll be in DC all day today. . .and tonight. . .all night. . . Mods, please don't lock this thread, I just want people to know why, if/when I never comeback to the forums after today. Things could get dangerous. . .or FUN!
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Post by: nickmitch on November 05, 2008, 06:45:33 PM
Last night was crazy, man. It was crazy.
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Post by: Stogi on November 06, 2008, 12:42:56 AM
LAST NIGHT WAS CRAZY
THERE WERE MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE! I SAW OPRAH..................SHE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD. SHE NEEDS TO COME OUT DA CLOSET ALREADY.
WHILE WATCHING A SPEECH BEFORE THE SPEECH, MY BUDDY ROLLED A JOINT USING MY HAND AS A TABLE. IT WAS FUNNY.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 06, 2008, 09:38:04 AM
THERE WERE MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE! I SAW OPRAH..................SHE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD. SHE NEEDS TO COME OUT DA CLOSET ALREADY.
WHILE WATCHING A SPEECH BEFORE THE SPEECH, MY BUDDY ROLLED A JOINT USING MY HAND AS A TABLE. IT WAS FUNNY.
She just hasn't been the same since Gary and Mingy died...
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Post by: nickmitch on November 06, 2008, 11:09:26 AM
Lol @ EasyCure/South Park.
But that night was insane. The Yard was packed even in the rain, U St was taken over, there was an electric slide at the white house! Madness and love, just madness and love.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 06, 2008, 01:31:43 PM
i LOLed at south park last night for something that i'm not even sure was an intentional joke or not...
The scene when everyones partying in the street, drunk, Randy and a few others were drunkenly chanting "change!" very much like the zombie-like homeless people in that episode about them taking over the town. Other than that, the episode wasn't that good. :(
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Post by: nickmitch on November 06, 2008, 02:03:16 PM
I liked it because I was just slightly less intoxicated that night than Randy. Also, the ocean's parody with the election cast was funny for it's absurdity.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 06, 2008, 03:37:57 PM
I never liked Oceans... I knew they were parodying it but that made me think it was LESS funny.
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Post by: Stogi on November 06, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
First off, the South Park episode was hilarious for two reasons: Sarah Palin and Randy.
Secondly, I've never seen so much love on the streets before. Every where I go, I see people smiling, making eye contact, and overall just in a better mood. It warms my heart.
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Post by: vudu on November 06, 2008, 08:15:33 PM
First off, the South Park episode was hilarious for two reasons: Sarah Palin and Randy.
Secondly, I've never seen so much love on the streets before. Every where I go, I see people smiling, making eye contact, and overall just in a better mood. It warms my heart.
Randy always makes things better, but still i wasn't feeling this epside.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 06, 2008, 11:08:49 PM
That episode was horrible. Just like a lot of the new episodes.
It's like they dangles this turkey in my face with tons of a great jokes in it, then the episode ends and their were none! wtf
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Post by: nickmitch on November 07, 2008, 12:54:24 AM
Every where I go, I see people smiling, making eye contact, and overall just in a better mood. It warms my heart.
Did you check your fly? Usually when that happens to me I later notice that my zipper is down.
I actually heat that people in New York are making eye contact with each other. That doesn't even make sense.
I live in a college town read: real america, and people usually just mind their own business, looking at their feet or talking on their phone. This week has been different.......very different. I feel like I could walk up to some random person and give them a hug and it wouldn't be weird in the least bit. That's a pretty strange feeling.
It's like everyone (obama fans.....everyone at my university) are all extremely happy.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 07, 2008, 12:37:37 PM
Every where I go, I see people smiling, making eye contact, and overall just in a better mood. It warms my heart.
Did you check your fly? Usually when that happens to me I later notice that my zipper is down.
I actually heat that people in New York are making eye contact with each other. That doesn't even make sense.
I live in a college town read: real america, and people usually just mind their own business, looking at their feet or talking on their phone. This week has been different.......very different. I feel like I could walk up to some random person and give them a hug and it wouldn't be weird in the least bit. That's a pretty strange feeling.
It's like everyone (obama fans.....everyone at my university) are all extremely happy.
Let me re-phrase that. The FUNNY jokes weren't there. That episode was horrible. And trust me, I've vested plenty of time.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 07, 2008, 12:43:41 PM
Well, South Park's comedic formula has changed a lot over the years. They stopped being the joke-to-joke funny a while ago. Everything is a lot more subtle now, like the part where Ike was marking the political cast as deceased and under Palin it says "Ms. Congeniality."
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on November 08, 2008, 02:16:38 PM
Well, South Park's comedic formula has changed a lot over the years. They stopped being the joke-to-joke funny a while ago. Everything is a lot more subtle now, like the part where Ike was marking the political cast as deceased and under Palin it says "Ms. Congeniality."
If that's how you justify the 12th season, whatever. The best episode this season is Major Boobage. All other episodes are crap. Look at Canada on Strike, the only reason that episode is funny is because it was easy to make. Everyone knows their is plenty to make fun of about popular videos on youtube.
Now your seeing a lot of abuse of Randy Marsh's new found personality. Look at Pandamic 2, I'm sure you noticed that they COMPLETELY abused that stupid startling comment. Which is a great example for the rest of the episodes, they find one joke and stretch it across an entire episode. Bam, episode made.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 15, 2008, 05:21:41 AM
Continuing the story from previous posts (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=26666.msg467555#msg467555), I saw the girl today. My friend and I were playing GHWT. I was on vocals when she and her friend came over. We played a bit and then went to see Role Models (good movie). After, we came back for some more GH action for a while, but then time came for her to leave (she lives in another dorm, and so does my friend). Everyone else clears the room, and we start dancing for some reason. I put on some music (mostly, to be funny) and we make out a bit. I also kissed her good bye when we dropped her off (I rolled with my friend who has a car).
Good day.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 22, 2008, 02:28:41 AM
MORE EXCITING DEVELOPMENTS!
We made out today, and I got some time in with her funbags.
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Post by: vudu on November 22, 2008, 09:50:58 AM
Does she know you share stories of her, ehm, funbags on here?
Also, obligatory pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 22, 2008, 03:14:56 PM
Well, no. But that's not important.
Anyway, I would post pics, but well, with the rules and all. . .
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Post by: vudu on November 22, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
You could PM them to Stevey and he'd probably post them for the rest of us.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 22, 2008, 11:37:32 PM
or just PM them to me and vudu directly..or over AIM or something
just sayin.
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Post by: nickmitch on November 23, 2008, 02:03:33 AM
Stop asking! Jeeze. You guys are such perverts.
But her boobs are amazing, though. They're a Metric G.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 03, 2009, 06:03:18 AM
I think I'm a bad person. I'll explain later.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on January 03, 2009, 09:30:11 AM
Did you commit rape?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on January 03, 2009, 01:29:48 PM
He stole a pair of her panies.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on January 03, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
and started Americas first used-panties vending machine
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Post by: nickmitch on January 03, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
and started Americas first used-panties vending machine
Japan beat me to it. (http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650)
But I talked about a girl earlier in my blog/thread, and we've been talking all break. But I've been spending a lot of time here with an old friend, and she's really cool. But we've been fooling around a little bit, and the other girl doesn't know. So, either I'm a bad person or a playa. I like playa.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on January 03, 2009, 06:49:04 PM
That guy in the picture is throwing up the....the....
Oh is that all? You had me worried for a second. That's not that bad at all. Besides, girls are like Shrooms. You feed them **** and keep them in the dark.
GP I'm joking!
But seriously, I realized that it's easy to lie to girls and call yourself a player; but if you really want be a true pimp, you have to tell them the truth. If you can keep them both, then your game must have been so potent that they refuse to believe you or just don't care. Then you really are a player.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 03, 2009, 08:11:36 PM
But seriously, I realized that it's easy to lie to girls and call yourself a player; but if you really want be a true pimp, you have to tell them the truth. If you can keep them both, then your game must have been so potent that they refuse to believe you or just don't care. Then you really are a player.
QFT.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on January 04, 2009, 02:47:39 PM
and started Americas first used-panties vending machine
Japan beat me to it. (http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650)
But I talked about a girl earlier in my blog/thread, and we've been talking all break. But I've been spending a lot of time here with an old friend, and she's really cool. But we've been fooling around a little bit, and the other girl doesn't know. So, either I'm a bad person or a playa. I like playa.
I know Japan did, hence why i said America's first..
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 04, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Well, in that case, I might go ahead with it. I can add a camera and bear mace to the device and sell the idea to Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on January 05, 2009, 04:32:13 PM
I never could relate to those people who smell a girls panties. That ****'s just wrong.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: ThePerm on January 15, 2009, 10:58:08 PM
wooo! nature boy rick flair!
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Post by: nickmitch on January 16, 2009, 01:18:32 AM
FINALLY! Someone gets the reference.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on January 16, 2009, 01:28:07 AM
I always thought of a Simpsons episode when I saw it. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken, which is an overall average episode but has the absolute best first act in the show's history. Kent Brockman: "There you have it, 'woo'."
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on January 16, 2009, 08:18:59 AM
You know, the episode where bender becomes a human. Yeah, that episode! Greatness.
Thats what i originally thought, but seeing as nickmitch isn't dead nor does he appear to have any rolls of fat where air/gas can escape from.. well you know.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 16, 2009, 11:54:06 AM
You know, the episode where bender becomes a human. Yeah, that episode! Greatness.
Thats what i originally thought, but seeing as nickmitch isn't dead nor does he appear to have any rolls of fat where air/gas can escape from.. well you know.
Every part of this conversation is true.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 20, 2009, 06:00:55 PM
So, as we all know, there was an "event" today in DC. Being as that's where I currently live, I thought I'd check it out. However, if anyone (esp. Stogi and GP) turns this in to a political thread and gets it locked, I will hate you forever. :)
Any, I should probably start with last night. I didn't sleep for various reasons. Those really aren't important. Just know that I went to bed at 2 with the intention of getting up at 4. Anyway, I woke up a quarter to 5 feeling like ****. I texted my friend who had overslept about 7 minutes less than I did. We eventually agree to go, since we had planned on it earlier. We leave around 5:30 without one friend who left with a crowd and didn't call anyone, like a jackass.
So, we start walking down there. I'm wearing boots and that **** is hurting my feet/legs. The lack of sleep didn't help either. The cold also wasn't too bad. We make it to the metro station, and I'm already tired. We decide we check to see if it was crowded before we continued walking. It wasn't really crowded because too many people couldn't figure out how to buy cards, so no one was waiting on trains. We just missed one because our urgency detectors didn't go off until it was too late. Thankfully, the next one came in no time. We get off at China Town to resume walking and the crowd was MASSIVE.
We had to walk around people who were being slow. There were a lot of vendors out selling Obama paraphernalia; hats, hoodies, buttons, shirts, signs, posters, perms, weave, etc. The crowd was so big, even the vendors were like, "DAMN!" So, we're walking down 7th (I know you don't know where that is, so shut up), but we decided to circumvent the crowd. We eventually get stopped by a road block that was only letting ticket holders through. We got passed this by going in to a cafe and walking out the back door. It was that easy. The next series of barricades were avoided by going through some back alleys. Again, that easy.
Eventually we make it to an entry point. There was a deli near by, and it looked warm. We decided to go in, but the food made us hungry. Naturally, we ate a hearty breakfast and washed it down with some hot cocoa. Our friends were out somewhere in the cold, and we didn't pity them.
Eventually, they started letting people through. We got in and started walking around. We were stuck across the street from the National Mall. We tried to get over there, but to no avail. We eventually found ourselves in a restaurant with heat and bathrooms. The line was ridiculous. We waited in it for all of 2 minutes when we realized that the line was entirely female. Walking past and rounding the previously unmentioned corner lead us to a barely crowded men's room.
We then call some friends and see if we can get across the street. There were too many snipers on the rooftops for us to try and make a distraction and run for it. So, we make for the 3rd Street Tunnel. The tunnel wasn't that crowded, at first. As we got deeper in, the number of people became staggering. It would've taken at least an hour to get through, and then more security. We decided it wasn't worth it and headed back. We watched the inauguration on TV, in the dorm's club room. I feel asleep as soon as Obama stopped talking.
The End. . ?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on January 20, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
If i was there i would love to take pictures of the snipers, but i know that wouldn't look right and i'd end up pissing my pants in fear of having a sharp shooter somewhere out there with his sights on my head...
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on January 20, 2009, 06:37:09 PM
Nigga, you fell asleep?
And you call yourself black? For shame....
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: vudu on January 20, 2009, 07:46:56 PM
NOBODY SLEEPS ON OBAMA'S WATCH
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on January 20, 2009, 09:33:03 PM
cuz it'll dig into their back and be too uncomfortable to sleep on
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 20, 2009, 11:35:25 PM
. . . (http://instantrimshot.com/)
Anyway, I said I fell asleep AFTER Obama officially took office. The people who spoke after him we not important. I saw him swear on Lincoln's bible and everything.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on January 31, 2009, 07:50:50 PM
I'm $20 worth of pissed right now. I decided to cash in on Circuit City's liquidation by buying a GHWT band kit, walking across the street to GameStop and selling everything else to get the drum kit. I get the game for $150, then sell everything back for $30, effectively paying $120 for drums. THEN this (http://gonintendo.com/?p=71138) happens. It's not so bad, but if I would've checked before I left, I know I would've waited. I mean, it's only $20 (which I keep having to tell myself), but still, it's $20.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on February 01, 2009, 01:48:05 PM
thats not a woo, its a boo
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 01, 2009, 05:46:05 PM
I'm not changing the name of my blog/thread.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 10, 2009, 01:27:06 AM
So, we had "Pie an R.A." Day, and it was awesome. The men won a basketball game, and they all wanted to celebrate. Things got extra hilarious, extra quickly. Everyone had a great time (except one RA, who no one likes), and the dorm made some moolah. We're all going to laughing about this for days.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on February 10, 2009, 05:01:41 PM
Dude, that sounds fun and all but nothing, NOTHING, can top what I stumbled apun at one of my dorm get-together thingies.
My R.A. and I were boys. I had a fake (techinically, my brother's ID) and bought him numerous cases of beer when he needed it (and sometimes when he didn't). We had an accord. I'd hook him up with alcohol and he'd leave me to do what I do best; raise hell.
So one day, everything was going on as usual. He comes into the lounge and makes an announcement. (to paraphrase)
"Us R.A.'s are having a sex ed expose in the main hall this evening around 6. There will be wings...lots of wings." We all started joking around about how he knew nothing about the female anatomy and sex in general, but the wings did sound good. He continued to literally beg us to come. It was his duty to make sure at least some of us attend. So we promise him we'll be there then get back to watching the game.
A little afterwards, a buddy and I dip to go smoke and chill at the nearby lake. 6 o'clock rolls around and we start getting hungry. We remember what RAndy (R.A. andy) told us, so we head back to the dorm.
At this point, I'm excited. I'm high, hungry, and I can already smell the wings. We start making jokes about how we're going to be shitting for hours after this. Still laughing, we make it around the last corner and step into the main hall...and I **** you not; this creepy old dude was pushing two girls together back-to-back and in their hands were...were....GIANT DILDOS. They were so big it covered up their faces! My goofy smile faded into bewilderment. Like a reflex I exclaimed "WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON IN HERE!" The chatter stopped and everyone, fucking everyone, turned around and gave me the same weird look, as if I had done something wrong. The guy especially got all tense with his face all scrunched up and tight, with his hands on his hips. I look over to the table in the corner and find that there are no wings left, just empty trays of sauce bubbling. Again I yell "Ahh son of a bitch!" I then glance at the plates and notice huge piles on everyone's plates; even the girls! And for the third time I proclaim "Ahh really? REALLY?! All of you? Did you really have to eat all the motherfucking wings?! There's only like 20 of you motherfuckers in here!"
That's when my R.A. got up and took me aside to talk. He's like "Stogi, calm down. I'm glad you could make it." I reply, "Make it? Make it! What in balls name are you talking about? Whaaaaat the hell is going on here, RAndy?" While I was talking I heard the dude continue "Now some of you may like anal sex, but be sure to use a lot of lube or else you may rip your sphincter." My shock wears off and we just start laughing "RAndy, are you serious?! Is this what you wanted us to learn? How to properly get sodomized in the ass? This is bullshit. You know this is bullshit right? This is buuuuuuulllllllshit." He replied "You guys should have come earlier." My friend replies "For the instructional video on how to properly insert a 12 inch dildo or for the wings? I mean, come on RAndy. This is ridiculous."
I turn to the group and just start ripping everyone apart. One by one, I wasn't going to let this down. "Is this exciting? You guys having a good time? Hey girl in the corner, wipe that drool off your face. Anyone got a mop? If you think that's impressive you should check out my balls! You know what I'm saying! *fake high five* God you guys are fucking strange. Shouldn't you be studying or something? Are you going to tell your mom about this when you talk to her later?" My R.A. proceeded to push us out, telling me to stop while he tried to hide his smile from the onlookers. "Hey old man, De-enda called! De-enda dis dick nigga!" Then we bounced.
God that was weird. You can be sure I embarrassed the hell out of RAndy anytime I could after that.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Caliban on February 10, 2009, 05:20:12 PM
rofl
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Post by: bustin98 on February 10, 2009, 11:20:24 PM
Stogi's drivers license reads 'Stogi Kashogi'
True story.
Damn man, wasn't that like a night to find some freak and have some freaky sex with? I'd be like 'excuse me, but I'm bringing the wings sauce with me.'
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 10, 2009, 11:57:48 PM
We had a "Love & Relationship Forum" today. That was kinda fun, until we started talking about religion (which we won't do here). The Sex Forum is next week. THAT should be good. It's the same day as the free HIV testing.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on February 11, 2009, 01:45:35 AM
Damn man, wasn't that like a night to find some freak and have some freaky sex with? I'd be like 'excuse me, but I'm bringing the wings sauce with me.'
I never thought about it that way,, interesting. Either way, the experience has been helpful. It's been a great way to open up the conversation about sex, while still being funny.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: vudu on February 11, 2009, 01:46:23 PM
Are you as much of an ass in the story when you tell it to a girl you're trying to bag? :)
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 11, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
Stogi's story was the most hilarious thing I've read in at least a week.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Nick DiMola on February 11, 2009, 03:18:12 PM
Alright I got one, not quite as funny as Stogi's but funny anyway.
So in college I had this friend Rob. Pretty cool guy, but him and I would constantly **** with one another. One time in particular he thought it would be hilarious to set my background on my computer to Lemon Party. Anyway, I needed to get him back.
A few days later, towards the end of the night, he was walking down the hallway towards my dorm. Directly in front of my dorm is the lounge area, which is closed in by huge panes of glass (ie you could see the hallway from the lounge and vice-versa). This particular night, the lounge was pretty full (we had a ping pong table in the lounge and like 3 couches), and there were a bunch of girls in there hanging with a bunch of the guys from the floor.
I figure this is the perfect opportunity to get Rob back, as he is acting like a retard, walking down the hallway. So I quickly walk past him, duck, and pants his ass, right as he walks in front of the lounge. Turns out Rob was not wearing underwear this particular day, and there he stood, junk hanging out in front of a floor of people. Of course, everyone in the lounge noticed, and Rob was so dumbfounded it took him a minute to yank his pants back up.
Naturally this spawned endless jokes, and you could forever get a rise out of Rob just by saying, "Hey Rob, remember that one time Nick pantsed you in front of the lounge?"
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on February 11, 2009, 03:34:53 PM
Are you as much of an ass in the story when you tell it to a girl you're trying to bag? :)
Yup. The greatest part of this story is how much of a dick I was to everyone before I was thrown out. Why would I tone it down?
LOL, you should have seen this girls reaction after I told her to wipe the drool off her face. It was by far the most hilarious moment. Her expression at first was like "me?" in confusion, but then, while everyone was looking at her, she slowly attempted to wipe her mouth. That's when I went on to say "Anyone got a mop?"
Priceless.
EDIT: Mr. Jack, that's hilarious.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 12, 2009, 01:54:33 AM
Here's a similar story of mine: My friend had recently gotten a mac last year and wasn't too sure on how to set his background. Knowing this, I changed it to tubgirl. He got me back, and war was on. It was basically a competition of shock factor. Somewhere after goatsie I decided to get creative. I found out that he was going to go to the library to study with some chick. I also knew that he happened to be taking a nap just before. Naturally, with this info, I close all the windows and set his background to something pretty hardcore. Not disgusting, but enough to make him look like a pervert. So, he goes to the library (without opening his macbook) and opens it in the middle of a crowded library. He tried to close it before the girl saw it (she saw it) and pretended like his comp didn't work.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 17, 2009, 01:25:28 AM
So, Friday the 13th came around this weekend. Lucky me, I wake up thinking I'd be warm in a nice sweater. NOPE! The wind was like 15+ mph with 30mph. Fantastic. I get a pop accounting quiz (blew the last question). Then, I go to my room before econ. Walk out with my nice jacket. I accidentally leave it behind and when I go back to get it, it's gone (of course). This is extra great because my room keys were in there and now, I'm locked out. So, I hang out in a buddy's room. Then, I have to use his toilet. I close he door behind me (forgetting his bathroom door doesn't have a knob). Now, I'm locked in his bathroom! Fantastic!
I did manage to turn my luck around and get laid later that night, but I think it just transferred to her (like an STD) as both her cell phones got soaked when a water bottle broke in her purse at a speech competition she was at (the whole team lost).
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on February 17, 2009, 12:58:56 PM
why is everything centered!!!!
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Post by: nickmitch on February 28, 2009, 02:26:56 AM
So, in a rare event known only as Double-Header Friday, I had an Acct II exam followed by a Business Law exam. The tests were from 8-10 and 10:30 to 1 respectively. Those keeping score at home will see that this is 5 hours of testing. Naturally, I had a five hour energy and two bananas before hand my first exam. Of course, it started late, and we were informed that we were in the wrong room, but I still beasted that ****. Then came the hand crampingly long BLaw exam. In between, I purchased a muffin and a Vitamin Water (focus). There was only one multiple choice and like 8 essays. I murdered that **** and passed out in my bed.
I awoke about 5 and a half hours later, shortly before my former room-mate came. We later went to the "HU Carnival" being held in the gym. That was fun, and there was free food. There was a brief fashion show involved. Sadly, there was only one nipslip.
Then I went to a P. Funk concert. That **** was a beast. George Clinton was there with his rainbow of hair, and funk was in the air. He smoked a few jays on stage. It was hilarious. Great times, great times.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on February 28, 2009, 02:23:43 PM
Wait...where do you go to school?
George Clinton is the fucking man, hands down. There's a reason why Dr. Dre stole all his **** to make "The Chronic".
What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 28, 2009, 07:25:21 PM
What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?
Yes and Yes. They played all the songs you'd expect them to with a few surprises thrown in. One was their rendition of "To the window, to wall" or whatever the hell that song is called.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on March 01, 2009, 02:07:11 AM
What songs did they play? Flash Light? One Nation Under A Groove?
Yes and Yes. They played all the songs you'd expect them to with a few surprises thrown in. One was their rendition of "To the window, to wall" or whatever the hell that song is called.
"get low"
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on March 01, 2009, 04:41:48 PM
You know, I feel like I should've known that, but no one ever says the "get low" part.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on March 01, 2009, 05:44:25 PM
its something in the background most people don't pick up on. don't feel so bad ;)
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on March 16, 2009, 08:14:25 PM
I'm at home. Which is great, except no one else is on spring break. Well, now that I'm off campus, I better fire up those torrents! AND! I'll finally have time to beat Wario Land: Shake It! and FFTA2. And sorry, Khush. I left it at school :(
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Post by: nickmitch on June 01, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Well, it's been quite a while since I've updated this thread, so I figured E3 would be the perfect time. Anyway, since we last left our hero (me), I've been up to a few things. I never beat Wario Land: Shake It! because I guess just wasn't that in to it. I did beat FFTA2 and MadWorld (both behind schedule). I've pocked up Platinum and played through most of it. I'm just left with parts of the post-champion story. I started Sonic and the Black Knight recently. That's ok at best so far. I guess what's been mostly distracting me from games is (was) this girl. I met her in February and we really hit it off. Just as we were really getting close, the semester ended, and I was on my way to Virginia (I'll get to that in a bit). Anyway, I wanted to make her my girlfriend, but she was on line at the time, so that didn't work out. She did pretty much live in my room, though. She didn't like her room-mate much, so there was always an excuse to be there (not being able to find her pants was always a good one, too). The story kind of ends abruptly there. We still talk, though. That's nice. Anyway, my brother graduated from Hampton University (the institute), which is why I had to go to Virginia. If not for her, I would've gone home and to Jazz Fest before going there, but some things were more important at the time. Anyway, I lived on my brother's couch for a few days (smoking and drinking and drinking smoking). I got to party with Hampton people, which was new, but fun. Now, I'm back in Minneapolis for round 2 with Target. My new room-mates are pretty cool. They both go to Indiana University. My room-mate from last year is here with me, too. Today was our first day. A good bit has changed, but that's life. Anyway, it's good to be back. My new department and intern team is cool. 2 of them are older than me, but as a year 2, I'm the "senior," I guess. I'm taking them under my wing. I can't wait for these 10 weeks. However, life is leaving me a little tired and busy for E3 coverage, but I am catching the highlights.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on August 24, 2009, 01:40:29 AM
So, sellout.woot.com (http://sellout.woot.com) has/had a 360 Pro (60GB) for $230. So, I check my bank account and I just got another check put in my account from work. Then, I remembered how much I wanted one (see Ian thread), and realized that this could be a sign. So, I bought one and decided it's my birthday present to me (along with a spending freeze).
To recap my life, I'd rather not talk about my summer. When people ask I just say it was ok, since at least I got paid. I'm back at school now. I wanted a bigger room, but they gave me my old one (which I guess is big enough, but a man needs change). Had to buy a new TV since the old one broke. It's nicer (probably didn't help the 360 decision), bigger, more ports and a built in DVD player (which I guess I don't need anymore).
Class starts tomorrow. Sweet.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on October 02, 2009, 12:02:15 AM
****!
So, let's start with good things. I'm REALLY happy with my 360. So far, I have Batman: Arkham Asylum and Gears of War 2. I beat the story in Gears and have done some horde online with my buddies, probably some of the best times I've had on a sober weekend. Batman is awesome. I'm loving every bit of it. Probably one of my favorite games of all time. I could got at it at length, but maybe later. The next purchase I'll probably make for it is GTA IV and Lego Star Wars. (Juxtapose much?)
Anyway, school's been in full swing for a while now. I'm also in my dorm's Pageant. I'm mostly doing it as a favor to an RA, but the **** is ruining my fucking life. Practice goes from 8-10, so I can barely get work done. I haven't done laundry in weeks. The RA I'm doing it for has been turning in to Queen Bitch during practice, and it's just making me frustrated.
Blah, blah, blah bitch and moan.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 02, 2009, 12:14:14 AM
So, let's start with good things. I'm REALLY happy with my 360. So far, I have Batman: Arkham Asylum and Gears of War 2. I beat the story in Gears and have done some horde online with my buddies, probably some of the best times I've had on a sober weekend. Batman is awesome. I'm loving every bit of it. Probably one of my favorite games of all time. I could got at it at length, but maybe later. The next purchase I'll probably make for it is GTA IV and Lego Star Wars. (Juxtapose much?)
Anyway, school's been in full swing for a while now. I'm also in my dorm's Pageant. I'm mostly doing it as a favor to an RA, but the **** is ruining my fucking life. Practice goes from 8-10, so I can barely get work done. I haven't done laundry in weeks. The RA I'm doing it for has been turning in to Queen Bitch during practice, and it's just making me frustrated.
Blah, blah, blah bitch and moan.
I think I saw it on Real Sex on HBO, but be sure to tape your tuck during your swimsuit portion, otherwise you probably won't fool the judges.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on October 02, 2009, 12:27:49 AM
There's a dude part of the pageant. Thanks for the advice, though.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on October 14, 2009, 10:31:13 PM
So, the pageant ended about 1.5 hours ago, and I'm Mr. Congeniality.
Sweet.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on November 11, 2009, 03:14:17 PM
Sooo. . .This is the first time I've been able to access the site/forums in DAYS. Did I miss anything??
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: decoyman on November 11, 2009, 06:31:29 PM
You were pacifist Boba Fett in the mafia game. :P
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Post by: nickmitch on November 25, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Hey, guys! So, I can't get NWR in my dorm (which where I primarily access the interwebs), and I haven't even seen the site since my last post. :(
Anyway, I'm at home for Thanksgiving and can totally access the site from here (go me!). How's everybody been?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 25, 2009, 02:49:10 PM
Oh just fine. Gonna make my Strawberry Cheesecake Brownie in a little bit.
What are your plans for Thanksgiving?
Got any good dishes that you are making?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: decoyman on November 25, 2009, 04:47:00 PM
Oh just fine. Gonna make my Strawberry Cheesecake Brownie in a little bit.
:o Maxi, post recipe NOW! *drool*
pretty please with strawberry cheesecake brownies on top? =)
Oh yeah, welcome back, nickmitch. :P
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Post by: BeautifulShy on November 25, 2009, 07:00:17 PM
Well it is actually pretty easy. I use one of those pre packaged brownie mixes I bake that. The following day I put on the Cheesecake mix then top it with Strawberries.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on November 26, 2009, 05:46:12 AM
i cant believe maxi didn't update nickmitch on GP's departure. i was sure he'd be the first post in there, and was certain he'd bring it up.
happy thanksgiving dude
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Post by: nickmitch on November 27, 2009, 03:08:29 AM
Yeah, I saw that. It made me sad, so I decided to ignore it for a few days (like most of my problems).
Anyway, Maxi, I'm not much of a chef, but I can whip up something when the occasion arises. It's not that I'm a bad cook, I just don't really do it. Also, I spent most of the day watching football with my dad and bro. I also went to my grandma's and saw the family.
Thanks, decoyman. It's good to be back.
Same to you, EC.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: EasyCure on November 27, 2009, 02:13:25 PM
Its good that I'm back too? I never left, granted I do get to post less these days..
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on November 28, 2009, 04:39:18 PM
You actually just wised me a happy thanksgiving. I was replying to that.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 28, 2009, 04:43:23 PM
oh haha yeah.. sorry i was out of it.
and you said that i "wised" you a happy thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on November 28, 2009, 08:30:47 PM
Damn H key.
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Post by: EasyCure on November 29, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
damn hockey?
are you ok man?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on November 29, 2009, 07:00:33 PM
I'm fine. One of the keys on my netbook was just being a degenerate.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on December 19, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Hey, guys. I'm back again. For now at least. Anyone miss me?
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Post by: Kairon on December 19, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
I missed you Nickmitch! ... in fact, for the past year, I've sorta missed the internet as a whole.
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Post by: EasyCure on December 21, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
^photobucket missed him!
and the cut back on pr0n means his keyboard has never looked cleaner
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Post by: nickmitch on December 21, 2009, 06:34:42 PM
So, this gonna be your big comeback, Kairon?
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Post by: EasyCure on December 21, 2009, 06:37:36 PM
Checkout all the comments he's gotten in the "clandestine claws" thread, THAT was his big comeback
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Post by: Kairon on December 21, 2009, 06:38:59 PM
::Pulls out giant flag:: ::fires off cannons full of fireworks::
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [/Rick Flair]
Kairon you made Secre Clandestine Claws more awesome than anyone of could have hoped for. We appreciate it and hope you stick around this time since like most of the staff, you tend to disappear and not post.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: ThePerm on December 22, 2009, 06:29:03 AM
i missed Nickmitch too
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Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2009, 05:12:36 PM
One comment? Please everyones thanking you for being awesome! Then they thank me for no reason... oh that's right, you put me in your lil haiku!! You deserve all the credit man!
This officially makes you the coolest staff ever, though you were plenty cool before this. In fact, I think your new title should be "So much better than Pale" since you helped bring our lil community together for the holidays :)
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 05, 2010, 10:22:47 PM
Leaching Wi-Fi from the W hotel in NY is not the way I thought I'd get back to posting on NWR. Oh well, c'est la vie.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 06, 2010, 05:06:50 AM
Nickmitch, Knushrenada is hosting a Mafia game. Signups end on Sunday.Don't you have perfect attendence for the Mafia games?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 06, 2010, 05:46:32 PM
I do. It'd be a shame to ruin it, but I have almost no way of playing since my dorm internet HATES NWR (and a few other random sites). Anybody know a potential fix for this? I'm too lazy to go to the computer lab. (The comps there are too slow anyway.)
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 06, 2010, 06:52:57 PM
Well a leached Wi-Fi point can work but there is the unpredictiblity of the connection. I once played a game where there was 5 mins left before the day ended and I couldn't get the connection back till after voting was over. It was a close vote.
As far as fixing it I would get a router to fix the problem. What is your CPU situation like?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 06, 2010, 11:23:31 PM
I actually have a mac book and an airport express (air tunes + second set of speakers = Win). That doesn't actually help. I think it's w/e the dorm uses for internet because I have no problems elsewhere on campus. I also have the netbook with XP that I'm using now. BTW, I'll be back in DC and isolated from unprotected networks (hopefully) tomorrow (Geaux Saints).
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: stevey on February 07, 2010, 12:28:08 AM
I do. It'd be a shame to ruin it, but I have almost no way of playing since my dorm internet HATES NWR (and a few other random sites). Anybody know a potential fix for this? I'm too lazy to go to the computer lab. (The comps there are too slow anyway.)
Do they ban/filter nonacademic/Hawtness sites? Proxy servers or just using the raw IP address (http://174.133.71.42/forums) tends to be the easiest way around the simple site blocking...
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 07, 2010, 10:42:30 AM
Thanks. I'll try that when I get back, but the internet just seems to block sites at random. I'm not the only one who's had this problem, either. The worst part is, I can get on MOST of the internet (AKA porn), just not certain arbitrary sites.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 07, 2010, 10:48:29 AM
Just sign up for the game and see if you can fix the problem while the game is going on. Today is the last day for signups. Edit:I see that you signed up for the game.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 25, 2010, 02:13:50 AM
*Looks around cautiously*
You guys, I think I'm back. Not sure though. Still gotta run some tests.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 25, 2010, 02:30:28 AM
You guys, I think I'm back. Not sure though. Still gotta run some tests.
You picked a heck of a day to come back. Nintendo's Media Summit day was today. Make sure you read the Live blog that Megabyte did in the blogs section.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 25, 2010, 02:37:05 AM
You guys, I think I'm back. Not sure though. Still gotta run some tests.
You picked a heck of a day to come back. Nintendo's Media Summit day was today. Make sure you read the Live blog wrap-up that BlackNMild did in the Nintendo Media Summit 2010 thread (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=30663.msg588498#msg588498).
fixed.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Kairon on February 25, 2010, 02:38:05 AM
You guys, I think I'm back. Not sure though. Still gotta run some tests.
Woo!
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 25, 2010, 08:19:00 PM
By Jove! I think I've got it!
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: BeautifulShy on February 25, 2010, 08:25:15 PM
Welcome back Nickmitch!
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: vudu on February 25, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
I should temp ban nickmitch for a week.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 26, 2010, 03:14:08 AM
That would suck so much. You're a terrible person for even thinking that.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on February 26, 2010, 03:24:09 AM
Don't mind vudu he just likes abusing I mean using his mod powers.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Mop it up on February 26, 2010, 07:24:29 PM
Welcome back, mate. :kisses:
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on February 26, 2010, 11:34:56 PM
:^D
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on September 28, 2010, 11:19:16 AM
Oh, man. Haven't updated this in a while. Where to begin?
Well, things are great with my girlfriend. I visited her over the summer, and we had some fun times. I spent the rest of the summer "studying" for the GMAT, which I took the day before I left for school again. Got a cool 690. I think I could do better, but I don't feel like taking it again. :^/
But now senior year has officially started! I turned 21 (which some of y'all know), and my friends made me barf twice (good times). Our homecoming is coming up, and this year is gonna be a doozy. Erykah Badu is headlining the R&B show, and Slick Rick and Rick Ross are gonna be at Yardfest. Also, J Cole is gonna be wondering around at the events. Definitely looking forward to that. Even got my tickets today! (Like, just now.)
My school schedule is probably the toughest it's ever been, but I think I can pull out a miracle, especially since none of my classes are before noon. Honestly, it's a lot better than it sounds.
So, that's my life. What about you guys?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Stogi on October 04, 2010, 10:51:59 PM
My hookah shop idea is impossible to pull off in my town unless i want to change the law. So now I'm trying to start a record company; vinyl press and all. Should be badass.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on October 06, 2010, 11:06:30 AM
Way to stay in the game! Can't wait to hear more from that.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: ThePerm on October 06, 2010, 09:44:25 PM
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on October 07, 2010, 12:14:58 AM
+1
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Toruresu on October 11, 2010, 07:36:28 PM
+1 when I'm able!
WOO!
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on March 04, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
Hey, guys! Haven't updated this in a while! Anyway, I'm graduating this semester, so that means non stop boozery for the next few months. My friends and I decided to double our spring break (because **** it) and right now we're on our way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. After that, we're taking our talents to South Beach. So, if you don't see me post for a while, that's why. Just don't start a new mafia game, ok? ;)
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on March 07, 2011, 02:51:08 PM
Booze, boobs and #TigerBlood.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on March 19, 2011, 03:41:17 PM
Hey, guys! I'm back and minimally hungover. How've you all been?
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: Oblivion on March 19, 2011, 05:02:48 PM
Well, my girlfriend isn't pregnant. I guess that's something to be happy for.
Title: Re: Woo!
Post by: nickmitch on May 13, 2011, 06:09:19 PM
Just fucking graduated! Gonna go have dinner with the fam and then get fucked up beyond belief.
