Post by: Bloodworth on December 01, 2005, 05:05:58 PM
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Get to grips with your console and be a better lover
Men that play with hand held consoles are hotter between the sheets, PeerClix says.
21 October 2005: London. Peerclix, providers of free PSP’s at www.peerclixpsp.co.uk today announced that men who play with hand held games consoles make better lovers.
Dani, a model from Ultimate Models agency, last week said: “My boyfriend used to come with me to all my shoots to keep an eye on the photographers. I gave him a console to play on, and a couple of weeks later, I could really tell the difference in how handy he’d become between the sheets. I let all my girlfriends know and then told them they could get a free PSP so that have the same happy glow as me!”
Internet beauty Loli agreed: "Since my boyfriend started playing with his on the way to work in the morning he has got much better with his hands."
Her curvy friend Paige was equally as enthusiastic: "I can’t wait to get my man a free console to practice playing with buttons. It should build up the muscles in his fingers a treat, and I might even try it myself!"
A spokesperson for PeerClix said: “I am very glad that Peerclix is playing a part in keeping these ladies happy!”
Free consoles to keep your fingers nimble are available at www.peerclixpsp.co.uk
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 01, 2005, 05:26:01 PM
Ahahahahaha, oh wait, is this supposed to be SERIOUS?
Post by: Mario on December 01, 2005, 05:27:53 PM
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on December 01, 2005, 06:19:42 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on December 01, 2005, 07:04:26 PM
Post by: vudu on December 02, 2005, 07:31:47 AM
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Internet beauty Loli agreed: "Since my boyfriend started playing with his on the way to work in the morning he has got much better with his hands--so good in fact, he no longer needs me."
Post by: ThePerm on December 02, 2005, 07:40:42 AM
Post by: Caliban on December 02, 2005, 09:59:53 AM
Post by: RABicle on December 03, 2005, 04:29:29 AM
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Post by: stevey on December 03, 2005, 06:57:39 AM
Translation: psp=wang replacement
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 05, 2005, 04:46:59 AM
Post by: ThePerm on December 05, 2005, 07:43:40 AM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 05, 2005, 07:49:48 AM
Post by: JonLeung on December 05, 2005, 07:58:22 AM
Well, maybe, maybe not. But before that came out I remember people claiming a PSP was more of a chick magnet than the DS. Yeah, right. No gaming system would ever be, but certainly not the PSP more than a DS equipped with cute puppies.
I suppose there ARE geeky gamer girls, yes, but really, this press release won't be taken seriously by anybody.
Post by: ThePerm on December 05, 2005, 08:02:42 AM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on December 05, 2005, 08:18:36 AM
Post by: PIAC on December 05, 2005, 03:54:49 PM
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Originally posted by: ThePerm
i touch MY girl every day
GIRLFRIENDS ON THE INTERNET.
Post by: Mario on December 05, 2005, 04:54:58 PM
yeah baby
Post by: Caliban on December 05, 2005, 05:06:56 PM
Post by: wandering on December 17, 2005, 10:46:49 PM
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on August 31, 2012, 12:27:01 PM
I touch my girl every day tooShe's fat.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Grubdog/nintendo_ds_8.jpg)
yeah baby
(that's hawt)
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2012, 12:31:42 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 31, 2012, 12:46:27 PM
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2012, 12:50:44 PM
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on August 31, 2012, 02:25:06 PM
Look how awesome the poster lineup in this thread was. This place has really gone downhill.F uck you
That's a damn shame. Maybe if Nintendo released video games, this site could attract more people. Or just replace all of the existing posters with me.and you
...and you too, Oblivion (no reason)
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 31, 2012, 03:47:57 PM
The jokes in this thread are so 2005.
So are you, Oblivion...
...because that was the year you were born. :P
I'm just messing with you.
Post by: Crimm on August 31, 2012, 05:20:23 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
The jokes in this thread are so 2005.
I'm so two thousand and eight, you're so two thousand and late!
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2012, 09:05:48 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on August 31, 2012, 10:03:26 PM
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 31, 2012, 10:57:00 PM
The jokes in this thread are so 2005.
I'm so two thousand and eight, you're so two thousand and late!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but ShyGuy is so... two thousand and two
Post by: Oblivion on September 01, 2012, 03:24:57 AM
Get me another beer, Dragon Lady.
I loved that movie. I enjoyed seeing him get shot to death a bit too much however.
Post by: ThePerm on September 02, 2012, 01:20:10 AM
Post by: Chozo Ghost on September 03, 2012, 11:58:34 PM
Look how awesome the poster lineup in this thread was. This place has really gone downhill.
2005 was the last full year of Nintendo being awesome. It was in 2006 when the waggle Wii Wii came out and things have gone downhill ever since. All those great posters who were here in 2005 have left in disgust. Hopefully the Wii U can turn that around. If it can, then maybe these old posters will return at last? We shall see.
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on September 04, 2012, 04:50:03 AM
Post by: Crimm on September 04, 2012, 07:45:11 PM
I doubt it, the Wii U is going to suck balls. I only stayed to troll people and/or to convert them to the gaming master race.
NEO GEO?
Post by: Louieturkey on September 07, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
You buying one of the new handheld ones? I've heard they make you better in bed.I doubt it, the Wii U is going to suck balls. I only stayed to troll people and/or to convert them to the gaming master race.
NEO GEO?
Post by: Khushrenada on December 18, 2015, 12:00:41 AM
whale
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