Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 20, 2005, 04:33:01 PM
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If the Indians would
have killed a cat
instead of a turkey,
we'd all be eating pussy
for thanksgiving.
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Since I don't have any of your cell phone #'s
consider this a text messsage you just recieved
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 20, 2005, 04:37:56 PM
that someone you
used to mess with
has aids. But don't
sweat it because I
just saved a ton
of money on my
car insurance by
switching to Geico!
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I found this one funny even thought it scared me for about 2 seconds
I also got a few angry return messages, but they forgave me when they realized it was a joke
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 20, 2005, 04:40:27 PM
survey 99% of
homosexual check
their messages with
their thumb. It's
too late, don't try
to switch now.
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makes more sense when you are reading
this on your cell phone
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 20, 2005, 08:03:50 PM
U LUV HER?
Post by: King of Twitch on November 20, 2005, 08:13:49 PM
Post by: nickmitch on November 21, 2005, 07:24:09 AM
I once met this hoe named Katrina
The bitch was so bad you should've seen her
She blew in to town
Tore all my sh!t down
And now I'm f*cking with FEMA
Post by: couchmonkey on November 21, 2005, 09:58:27 AM
Post by: wandering on December 17, 2005, 11:30:45 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 28, 2006, 04:20:16 PM
you love it when
they go down on
you, but when you
feel it getting good
they go back up?
Damn gas prices!!
Post by: Plugabugz on January 29, 2006, 10:02:05 AM
You have 40 missed calls from the above caller.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 06, 2006, 07:21:17 PM
bad, I quit smoking,
I read drinking was
bad, I quit drinking,
I read f#cking was
bad, I quit reading.
Post by: 18 Days on April 06, 2006, 11:59:52 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 07, 2006, 02:01:05 AM
Iraq have shaved
thier vaginas in
protest of the war.
Their message to
the world is....
"Read our lips. No
more Bush!"
Post by: MysticGohan on April 07, 2006, 06:46:41 AM
Post by: nickmitch on April 07, 2006, 06:24:12 PM
WARNING! This may be offensive and get me banned.
Man, I wann f**** the mexican chick that works at the Rx but I'm afraid that she'll get prgnant if she so much as learns my name.
Post by: Khushrenada on December 18, 2015, 12:12:33 AM
though
I've
