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Originally posted by: Bloodworth
Awesome quote, but where's this pay??? I'd like to know.
You lost your key?
As one of "the man's" faithful employed, your phone is probably bugged.
Lift the handset and whisper, "I've lost my livelihood." into the receiver and hang up.
Within 48 hours, a post office key will appear under your doormat.
Go to your local post office and place the key on the desk in front of the clerk. He will hand you a slip of paper with a number on it.
Add the number to the last three digits of the year of your birth. The resulting number will be the box you need to open.
The key is actually a skeleton key for every mailbox at the post office, but your pay will be in the one labeled with the sum of the number on the paper and the last three digits of your birth year.
The post office box will change every week. Place the key in front of the clerk when you want your pay and he will give you a new slip of paper with a different number on it.
Seriously, how can you forget this stuff? I'll bet you don't even remember our secret handshake...