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Offline NWR_insanolord

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Then what is Ian going to complain about?


I mean sure, he'll complain any time they make a game that isn't aimed squarely at him, and he'll find some way to spin everything to make it seem like Nintendo's horrible, but what is he going to keep harping on over and over and over again, ignoring all counter-arguments, in every single thread on the site?

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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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The fact that Nintendo can never bring his dog back.

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That it costs too much. What? Does Iwata need more hair product!?


That it doesn't cost enough. Iwata needs more hair product!


That his touchscreen has fingerprints. As do his fingers!


That the system is too loud. WIRRRRRRRR


That <insert franchise here>'s new game betrays the fans of <insert franchise here>. I'm guessing Doshin!


That he's getting headaches from his 3DS. It's only a matter of time before Ubisoft makes an Optometrist game


That he is never going to buy a 3DS. A known fact.


That I banned him 2 hours ago! Not really.


That I'll ban him in the next 2 days! Maybe.


That Iwata wears too much leather. Impossible. He needs more leather business suits.


That Nintendo forgot its roots. MONEY!


Not enough motion control. Sony had motion control with a similar profile controller!


Too much motion control. Sixaxis? More like Dixaxis!


This thread. Totally legit complaint.


That I forced him to mouse over all these spoilers.                                                        






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That it costs too much. What? Does Iwata need more hair product!?


That it doesn't cost enough. Iwata needs more hair product!


That his touchscreen has fingerprints. As do his fingers!


That the system is too loud. WIRRRRRRRR


That <insert franchise here>'s new game betrays the fans of <insert franchise here>. I'm guessing Doshin!


That he's getting headaches from his 3DS. It's only a matter of time before Ubisoft makes an Optometrist game


That he is never going to buy a 3DS. A known fact.


That I banned him 2 hours ago! Not really.


That I'll ban him in the next 2 days! Maybe.


That Iwata wears too much leather. Impossible. He needs more leather business suits.


That Nintendo forgot its roots. MONEY!


Not enough motion control. Sony had motion control with a similar profile controller!


Too much motion control. Sixaxis? More like Dixaxis!


This thread. Totally legit complaint.


That I forced him to mouse over all these spoilers.                                                        






Gotcha!

Ian:  Ctrl+A and you can thwart Crimm's evil plan. :p
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I find the premise of your argument invalid: I don't think Nintendo will ever have their online structure or 3rd party support where most gamers would like it, therefore Ian will always have something justifiable to complain about with them.

I could be wrong (and I hope I am), but I just don't get the feeling from Nintendo that they truly understand right now why they continually fail on those 2 issues.
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Wow...

You're no fun at all.
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Wow...

You're no fun at all.

It's the internet.  It's "serious business", remember?   ;)
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One more.


He's going to hate the official name IanSane Entertainment System
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Don't forget about online! That it still uses a unified friend code? That you have to attach a Mii to your profile? That every multiplayer game won't have online? C'mon, there's lots to complain about here.

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All those guesses, Crimm, and you couldn't even predict the hissy fit he'd throw a day later.

Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't come up with storage. Nintendo could put a terabyte in the thing and he'd still find a way to complain.
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Offline Ceric

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All those guesses, Crimm, and you couldn't even predict the hissy fit he'd throw a day later.

Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't come up with storage. Nintendo could put a terabyte in the thing and he'd still find a way to complain.
A terabyte of information would be to slow to read because we know that Nintendo wouldn't opt for the fast 10,000 RPM drives but stick with the 4.2k-5k RPM drives. :P
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Until Nintendo gets Halo exclusive, there will always be something to whine about.

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Until Nintendo gets Halo exclusive, there will always be something to whine about.
The original.  That was suppose to be made for Mac.
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What makes you think the new system can handle that? It was made for a Mac, after all.

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What makes you think the new system can handle that? It was made for a Mac, after all.


The new system would need to be priced higher than other systems because of higher demand and build quality.
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What makes you think the new system can handle that? It was made for a Mac, after all.
The new system would need to be priced at four-times market value to play it!
...And be cased in Unibody Aluminum.
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