Author Topic: Mafia XVIII: Super Smash Bros. Brawfia! Day 3-Smashville (Read 14988 times)

stevey · « **on:** August 30, 2007, 05:31:39 PM »

A close match of bucket hat VS metroid loli but with one faithful brain suck and pale got knock into the hole of the bridge of Eldin! But at the last sec, he change into Ivysaur and used vine whip to grab the edge, where a falling piece of bridge done him in....

Pale- Townie-mon death by vote

Also time for a few role updates!

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Grave Digger

Can bring a limit amount of people back to life and can only bring back the same person twice!

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Town Whore #3
Yep a whore but this one is like no other

no she still has STDs

She can block the ability of a role each day

I cant say no to that face
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Polls close at 12 midnight

that Baby guy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:39:02 PM »

If I get revived, I will refuse to play and only vote for myself. Gravedigger, please do not revive me

stevey · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:41:19 PM »

told ya not to talk to the living!>=|

that Baby guy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:43:48 PM »

I'm just saying, don't revive me. I don't want to live. I kind of like being dead in this one.

Zach · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:55:43 PM »

aha, so stevey is a VGcats fan... everything makes sense now!

Edit:

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Town whore #3

Does this mean there is more than one town whore? Speaking of which, I notice no mafia hit last night, I guess that means the whore was successful.

Mashiro · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:02:48 PM »

VG cats was awesome before they started doing yearly updates

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:46:48 AM »

Vote Bill

Last Night I had the worst Nightmare...I was walking around this horribly castle and I felt like I had been here before. But I was worried because I had not charged up my only weapon to the power level I would prefer, but then I noticed a nice pair of running shoes and helped me run away from the situation. Boy did I feel foolish when I woke up and ran into my Mom's Bedroom. (Its sad but my parents sleep in separate rooms. Its tough being an only child.)

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:49:40 AM »

Not enough roleplaying going on here.

*Takes some pot shots at next poster*

Darkheart · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:19:39 AM »

*shot hits the edge of Peach's dress and singes it*

You B*TCH~!

*grabs dark samus and pulls her close and b*tchslaps her off the stage*

OH DID I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN?

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:23:40 AM »

Ow.

*Performs a tether recovery*

ShyGuy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:15:53 AM »

Sorry Pale, I was way off. I think everyone is getting too good at this game. Khush is MIA. hmmmmmm...............

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:36:07 AM »

Vote Sir Stabbalot I have to pick someone.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:40:03 AM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Vote Sir Stabbalot I have to pick someone.

-Un-Vote Patchkid15 for voting against me.

Placeholder, actually. Bill's not going to live to see the sunrise.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2007, 08:34:50 AM »

Bill's too distracted by Prime 3 to give Mafia the attention it deserves.

Mashiro · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2007, 09:20:37 AM »

I find mafia boring lol can someone just kill me off?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2007, 09:32:21 AM »

Vote thatguy cause he just won't die

Ceric · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:12:13 AM »

*waddle waddle*
*waddle waddle*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:39:17 AM »

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Originally posted by: Ceric
*waddle waddle*
*waddle waddle*

*Punt*

Ah, I'm such a jerk...

Ceric · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:47:24 AM »

*Suddenly the background changes like there is a hyper moving being preformed*
*A horde of Mr. Saturn's decent and part to reveal...*

SATURN RINGED MECHA RED LINE....

Which has been in design for years but need a power source to draw its essence from to put it in motion.

*The Saturn Horde descends on Dark Samus and stuff her in a gelatinous core area of the mecha.*

Battle boing Fiercest. Saturns Prevail!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2007, 11:56:56 AM »

"Oh... Well, this sucks."

Jan struggles with all her power, but even her Chozo Suit can't overcome the sheer number of Mr. Saturns. As soon as the hatch closes, the Mecha rises. But soon it begins to move erratically, and begins to crush its creators. The machine's speakers roar to life with a raging battlecry.

"I AM NOT DARK SAMUS! MY NAME IS JAN ALEXI DAMNIT!"

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2007, 12:46:44 PM »

while all of this was happening Diddy Kong sneaks in and eat some SuperSpicy curry. And burns the whole mechnasim down. Including everyone inside it. Mr. Saturn and Dark Samus (Jan Alex)

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2007, 12:54:34 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Mr. Saturn and Dark Samus (Jan Alex)

From the pile of rubble, a hand suddenly bursts up. Massive sections of it are burned away, revealing the bio-mechanical layers underneath. She rises, he suit badly damaged but operational. Jan removes her ruined helmet, her eyes burning like hellfire with rage. Adrenaline pumps through her veins, her Chozo blood tripling its effect. She stands as a living embodiment of the saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". She speaks, with venom dripping from every word.

"My name is Jan Alexi." She says, stressing the "i" at the end of her name.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:28:57 PM »

Diddy Kong ignoring the comment summons Samuri Goro who slices dark samus (Jan Alex) Into bits. (Purposely missing the I)

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:39:39 PM »

Jan Alexi respawns with one less stock and a case of blood rage. In addition to her arm cannon, she draws he laser pistol with her free hand.

"Nobody makes a monkey out of me. Nobody." She speaks, slowly and angrily.

Jan opens up with both weapons, sacrificing accuracy for sheer number of photons in the air.

Zach · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:45:43 PM »

*yells out* YOU GET HIM JAN ALEXIS!!!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #25 on:** August 31, 2007, 01:53:27 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zach
*yells out* YOU GET HIM JAN ALEXIS!!!

Hearing a shout, Jan instinctively looked over and aimed at Gannondorf's head with the pistol, but stopped when she realized he was both cheering for her and had called her by her name, although adding in an 's' at the end, but that may just have been his accent. She wasn't a very social person, the longest conversations she held were when she was interrogating someone, and those times she did most of her talking with a laser-pistol and a boot to the face. But this man... There was something about him that was different... It struck a chord inside her she hadn't felt before, and she did something she hadn't done in a long time.

She smiled at him.

And then returned to firing at the monkey.

stevey · « **Reply #26 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:00:53 PM »

Vote count

Bill 1
Sir Stabbalot 1
Patchkid15 1
Thatguy 1

Come on townies, you all need to play to win. The mafia still hasn't lost a single man.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #27 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:10:17 PM »

Zach · « **Reply #28 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:11:04 PM »

Ganon had actually meant to make fun of Jan's persistence in correcting her name, but she does not seem to have noticed, because he knew that if she had noticed, he would be under attack, but he does notice the unusual smile coming from jan. Realizing that nobody had ever really smiled at him either. The gerudos were always out doing their business, and when you are tirelessly searching for power, nobody loves you, everybody just fears you (except for the occasional princess or brat dressed in green). He could tell that this.... this woman, would never fear him like everybody else does. Most of him is thinking that he could probably use Jan for her powers, but a small peice of him is .......... intrigued.

*jumps from above and ganon stomps that little twerp diddy, sending him flying straight upwards and off the screen*

*gawd I feel like such a dork* anyway, on the subject of the game, it still worries me that khush has been mute, I would just feel better if we could get him to do something, otherwise I feel like he is plotting behind our backs.

<VOTE RESCINDED>

Ceric · « **Reply #29 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:13:56 PM »

The Saturn Horde knowing better then to try to master the drunken might of Diddy Kong decide to go for revenge on the Dynamic Duo. A Saturn each set themselves up behind Ganondorf and JA. The Brave Dr. Saturn Jumps between knocking them back over onto the ground...

*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*

....

*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*
*waddle waddle WaDdle WADDLE*

Might SATURN HORDE Feel Zoom!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #30 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:15:31 PM »

Vote SUPER

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:16:25 PM »

After the Diddy fell, he respawned. With one more stock then Jan Alexi, he called in Donkey Kong to do his bidding. Now Jan Alexi faced two monkeys.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:18:24 PM »

Jan quickly used the force of the blow to transfer into a roll and ended in a crouching position. She put the pistol back in its holster and used her free hand to steady her aim as she provided covering fire for both of them.

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*gawd I feel like such a dork*

Exactly what I was going for! The most cliche plot ever!

And I agree, silence from Khush is a scary thing. Bill can wait.

VOTE KHUSH

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:21:28 PM »

diddy used Donkey Kong as a shield realizing he would come back on day 4. After his ape friend had fallen he dodged swiftly making his way closer to Jan Alexi. Once he was so close he pulled out his Peanut Pop gun, and destroyed everyone against him.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #34 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:23:21 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
diddy used Donkey Kong as a shield realizing he would come back on day 4. After his ape friend had fallen he dodged swiftly making his way closer to Jan Alexi. Once he was so close he pulled out his Peanut Pop gun, and destroyed everyone against him.

The slow-moving gravity-defying peanuts were no match for Jan's marksmanship, it was easier to destroy them as they came then even the training drones she kept to keep her skills sharp.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »

while thinking of her training days she miscalculated and was blasted by a peanut.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:28:21 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
while thinking of her training days she miscalculated and was blasted by a peanut.

The peanut struck her right in the visor. Her shield dropped ~2.34x10^-15 points.

Jan used her Space Jump to boost herself into the air, flipping several times and landing on her feet right in front of Diddy. She loaded a Super Miissile iinto her cannon and spoke.

"Stand down. Now."

Zach · « **Reply #37 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:28:38 PM »

*does up b move on Jan, not to hurt her (but she does take some damage) but to save her from flying off of the edge, procedes to diddy*

Edit:nvm it seems stabby beat me to the post.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:31:42 PM »

while standing and speaking to diddy. She did not realize that one of the dodged peanuts had rebounded and hit here square in the back. Forcing Jan to fly forward while Diddy escaped near death.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #39 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:32:11 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zach
*does up b move on Jan, not to hurt her (but she does take some damage) but to save her from flying off of the edge, procedes to diddy*

Edit:nvm it seems stabby beat me to the post.

"What the-"

As she was sent flying, Jan began to think she better see if she could infuse Gannondorf with Chozo blood soon. His reaction time as-is wouldn't cut it.

Zach · « **Reply #40 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:33:33 PM »

NOOOOOOO! *runs and shoulder punches diddy from behind as he tries to make his cowardly escapee*

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:34:37 PM »

Diddy realizing he was soon to be outnumbered by Gannon's new speed, switched places with Gannon right before Jan could infuse the Chozo. Receiving the Chozo made Diddy much stronger and quicker. Enabling him to avoid death much quicker.

Zach · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:35:27 PM »

I just shoulder punched you! Im not sure if this board is going to suffice for the super fast action of SSB

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #43 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:36:39 PM »

Upon landing, Jan watches Gannondorf beat that monkey. She then realized how dirty that sounded, and opens fire on the animal.

"Try not to throw your shoulder so much when you punch!"

EDIT: SSBB is far too fast for board roleplaying. Now, it it has online play, this problem could be settled.

Zach · « **Reply #44 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:38:20 PM »

try to grapple him if you can!

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #45 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:38:27 PM »

Diddy realizing he was beat pressed pause and snapped the wire on his controller so no one else could unpause the game. and beat him

that Baby guy · « **Reply #46 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:40:05 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
Diddy realizing he was spanked pressed pause and snapped the wire on his controller so no one else could unpause the game beat monkeys

Zach · « **Reply #47 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:40:46 PM »

*grabs a new controller and plugs it into diddy's port* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Before he can pick up the new controller diddy flies off the screen in a purple flash*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #48 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:40:52 PM »

Wait, does SSB have that "Reconnect the controller" screen? I thought it didn't...

Jan launcher her grapple beam, ready to grab the critter and give it a savage beat-down.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:42:18 PM »

because the Wire was snapped. Diddy sat motionless while the pummeling occurred. But somehow a bomb bomb landed on the field blowing up only Jan and Ganon. Leaving Diddy unharmed.

Patchkid15 · « **Reply #50 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:42:42 PM »

you guys beat me darn

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #51 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:45:25 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
you guys beat me darn

"For an animal, you fought well."

that Baby guy · « **Reply #52 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:46:03 PM »

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Originally posted by: Patchkid15
you guys beat me hard darn. then you exploded.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #53 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:51:00 PM »

Oh yeah, the bomb.

Jan suddenly remembered the magical explosive. She tuned right as the timer hit zero.

"Oh for the love of-"

She moved to put herself between the blastwave and Gannondorf. It was a huge blast, and she could feel the alloys in her suit melting under the heat. The suit held, but the second the blast ended, it shattered. She stood there, glad she had worn her Federation-standard issue uniform for under-armor instead of that stupid jumpsuit. She turned to Gannondorf, glancing at the pieces of her suit lying everywhere. She smiled.

"You owe me for this."

Zach · « **Reply #54 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:54:28 PM »

*startled, turns his back in a defiant manner and gives a dismissing "Harumph," but is secretly hiding that his cheeks have gotten slightly redder*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #55 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:58:03 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zach
*startled, turns in a defiant manner and gives a defiant "Harumph," but is secretly hiding that his cheeks have gotten slightly redder*

Jan said nothing, but kept smiling. In his position, she probably would have done the same.

"Well, then, farewell for now." She saluted and returned to her ship, wondering what she had just gotten herself into.

Zach · « **Reply #56 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:40:27 PM »

The closer we get to the close of the day, the less and less what I am seeing. Khush has to know that being silent has to draw attention to himself, so why would he not say anything at all? He hasnt even come out to defend himself when it seems likely he will be voted out with only two votes. All I have heard from him is a weird pm he sent to me after I voted for him last night in which he pretty much told me that he was trying to make a deal with the mafia. The only conclusion I can come to is that he wants to be voted for. Something just doesn't smell right.... I definitely do not like this. I am thinking about taking back my vote to go for him later when maybe I know more.

stevey · « **Reply #57 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:41:03 PM »

Vote count

khush 2
bill 1
super 1

polls close in a half hour, send in role PMs if you haven't yet

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #58 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:46:26 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zach
The closer we get to the close of the day, the less and less what I am seeing. Khush has to know that being silent has to draw attention to himself, so why would he not say anything at all? He hasnt even come out to defend himself when it seems likely he will be voted out with only two votes. All I have heard from him is a weird pm he sent to me after I voted for him last night in which he pretty much told me that he was trying to make a deal with the mafia. The only conclusion I can come to is that he wants to be voted for. Something just doesn't smell right.... I definitely do not like this. I am thinking about taking back my vote to go for him later when maybe I know more.

Great, now I'm not sure what to do. We could keep voting for Khush, or switch to Bill. I like the sound of "audentis fortuna iuvat", but I DON'T like the sound of an explosion.

Zach · « **Reply #59 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:53:50 PM »

aw heck, I gotta play it safe tonight, but I wont forget about khush.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #60 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:56:06 PM »

VOTE THE SAME WAYZachIS VOTING.

Need sleep...

that Baby guy · « **Reply #61 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:59:40 PM »

And the polls are closed!

Bill and SUPER are tied 1-to-1

Zach · « **Reply #62 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:02:08 PM »

oh well, tie break and VOTE BILL no offense mate

that Baby guy · « **Reply #63 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:03:16 PM »

Too late? Possibly. Let's go to our judge for a ruling.

Zach · « **Reply #64 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:04:56 PM »

yeah, thats what Im waiting on.

stevey · « **Reply #65 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:04:59 PM »

Polls are close

Bill is dead!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #66 on:** August 31, 2007, 05:06:32 PM »

You heard it here first, folks. Bill, the loli who lived, is dead!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #67 on:** August 31, 2007, 07:08:26 PM »

Oh wow, I could have kept myself alive if I actually jumped into the thread today! But nup, no time... =3

vudu · « **Reply #68 on:** September 01, 2007, 06:24:48 AM »

So are we playing over the weekend or is the game paused until the weekend? Stevey is the worst host ever.

Mashiro · « **Reply #69 on:** September 01, 2007, 06:39:16 AM »

I'm stepping out of the game because . . . it's boring.

*explodes*

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #70 on:** September 01, 2007, 06:43:21 AM »

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Originally posted by: Mashiro
I'm stepping out of the game because . . . it's boring.

*explodes*

UERD · « **Reply #71 on:** September 02, 2007, 01:43:02 PM »

Mashiro's explosion takes out Sagi, who was standing nearby, and who is at least vaguely eligible for this game by virtue of being a character in one of about four exclusive third-party RPGs that were released on Gamecube.

OOC: I got a PM from someone telling me that I was signed up, something I was not aware of. So I am gracefully bowing out. Sorry for the confusion!

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