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Gays are hot for link
« on: May 27, 2006, 09:29:19 PM »
Link gets voted a hot 10 out of 10 by gays in UK.

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 09:49:01 PM »
He isn't alone on the androgynous boat, but he definately was one of the first on board and still has the best games.

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2006, 09:57:44 PM »
Wow, there's 30 pages of posts after the GameSpot article..
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2006, 10:05:57 PM »
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Wow, there's 30 pages of posts after the GameSpot article..


Yeah, and look at some of the responses:

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So in other words, Zelda fans are g@y? interesting ....

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This is....bad


Along with about 1/5 of the messages showing "[This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]"... just reminds you how homophobic the video game fandom is too.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2006, 10:12:24 PM »
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He isn't alone on the androgynous boat, but he definately was one of the first on board and still has the best games.


Well, in my opinion whereas the SW2001 Link looked like a girl, the Twilight Princess Link is the least androgenous he's every been (cyrano de bergerac nose in some rendeitions notwithstanding), and also the most ethnic Japanese he's ever looked.

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 11:13:27 PM »
Are you boys acting like this is confirmation that it is ok for you find Link hot? Just come out already.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2006, 11:24:12 PM »
who cares....
anyone can enjoy zelda, thats all this shows

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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2006, 12:04:12 AM »
Gays just want Wii amirite

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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 12:45:45 AM »
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who cares....
anyone can enjoy zelda, thats all this shows

I think it just shows that Link is like way hot.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 04:41:47 AM »
Link IS hot.
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 06:49:15 AM »
I think this is better suited for the funhouse...
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 06:52:04 AM »
Link the new bridget!
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2006, 08:04:16 AM »
He can wake my wind any day.
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2006, 06:00:03 PM »
Not to be juvenile or anything... but isn't "wind" like another word for fart?
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2006, 06:14:59 PM »
Well, I know a girl who thinks Link is hot. She was pretty, but she moved away.
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2006, 12:08:01 AM »
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Not to be juvenile or anything... but isn't "wind" like another word for fart?


Pretty much. The other day I was outside and almost died from a sudden gust of fart blowing leaves everywhere. I don't have any Link hentai. I have some images of him being very fem looking, though. Does that count, internet? DOES THAT COUNT?

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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2006, 01:23:48 AM »
No.  Femme =/= hentai.  Explicit sex = hentai.
I saw some Link/Zelda hentai once.  It was pretty lame. :<
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2006, 01:57:07 AM »
They already made a game like that, it was called Link: Faces of Evil

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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2006, 05:24:04 AM »
Wait, I thought it involved the "Wand of Gamelon"?

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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2006, 07:00:27 AM »
I think the Twighlight Princess version of link is at least the second-most androgynous, though I agree the Spaceworld version is the other main contender.  Uh, I don' t know I was all crazy for this topic when I first heard about it, but now I find I don't really have anything to say.  It's just funny.

Edit: went to Gamespot, I can't believe how intolerant the reaction is.  I don't think Out even claimed Link was homosexual or anything, they just called him hot.  Sheesh!
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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2006, 08:30:28 PM »
OMFG link is GAY!

proof!



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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2006, 09:00:30 PM »
This androgynous link is NOT a girl:

Space World 2000 Zelda Demo Screenshot from IGN

This androgynous link IS a girl:

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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2006, 09:06:10 PM »
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I think the Twighlight Princess version of link is at least the second-most androgynous, though I agree the Spaceworld version is the other main contender.  Uh, I don' t know I was all crazy for this topic when I first heard about it, but now I find I don't really have anything to say.  It's just funny.


I have to dispute this. In my opinion, Space World 2001 Link is actually subtly masculine because, again in my non-expert opinion, he actually starts to look Japanese in this game. And compared to a japanese ethnic standard, he looks more like a Japanese male than a Japanese female.

That said, Link seems to still have a couple Twilight Princess glamour shots though that accentuate his eyebrows, so there's definitely room for discussion.

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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2006, 07:52:00 AM »
Link needs a beard.

End of story.
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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2006, 08:01:06 AM »
"Link needs a beard."

But that would mean that Link was grown up and therefore mature.
we'll save that version of link for when Nintendo goes 3rd party and releases a "M" rated Zelda game on a Sony console. [/bad joke]

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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2006, 08:05:28 AM »
At least some facial hair. I had plenty of that at 15.

If Link is 17ish, then he can surely muster a teenage goatee.
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2006, 09:11:16 AM »
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At least some facial hair. I had plenty of that at 15.
The last thing we need is a patchy Link.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2006, 10:36:01 AM »
On the topic of Link with facial hair...now channelling therat:

Yo Link Jak is up in ya face
Says you be looking like a disgrace
"Yo man now I got a goatee
You'll neva been as fly as me!"
Link is sadder than he ever been
Cause in 2006 you must be XTREME.
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2006, 12:04:00 PM »
Why does facial hair make him "XTREME"? Huh? King Hyrule has a beard yet I don't remember anyone saying how XTREME he was...

Some stubble couldn't hurt to make Link look more masculine, though I agree that TP Link is probably the most masculine he has ever looked.
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2006, 12:32:48 PM »
This what you had in mind?

Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2006, 01:57:15 PM »
just give him a soul patch and call it a day.

by the way, i haven't noticed it in any shots but does TP link have the peircings that OoT link has?
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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2006, 03:51:18 PM »
I have this impression that only men think beards are sexually atractive, women, specially in Japan, arent fans of them at all.

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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2006, 06:23:32 PM »
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Link needs a beard.

End of story.

I would cry.
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« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2006, 05:51:40 AM »
I saw someone draw Link with a beard, and I did cry.  It's just not meant to be that way!

Though what I would go for is a design-your-own-Link.  It's not the kind of feature Nintendo likes to offer, but I think the reason Link is kind of androgynous is partially because Nintendo wants him to be able to "stand" for any player, including female players.  As opposed to Solid Snake or the dude from God of War, who are both extremely masculine.  Then again, I might be reading too much into it.  Yeah, probably.

(Edit: Nice beards, guys!)
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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2006, 06:54:05 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2006, 08:35:54 AM »
You know, the day this story came out I was talking with a friend of mine about the new Link look.  There is a screen shot where it seems a male NPC is checking out Link's butt.  When I showed it to her she felt it was hysterical; I joked that it's a good thing there isn't another major male character or there would be a lot of Legend of Zelda g ay fanfics.  She assured me there already is...as if I wanted to know that.
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2006, 10:47:27 AM »
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Though what I would go for is a design-your-own-Link.  It's not the kind of feature Nintendo likes to offer, but I think the reason Link is kind of androgynous is partially because Nintendo wants him to be able to "stand" for any player, including female players.  As opposed to Solid Snake or the dude from God of War, who are both extremely masculine.  Then again, I might be reading too much into it.  Yeah, probably.

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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2006, 12:11:03 PM »
snake is symetrical...you knowwhat that means
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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2006, 02:47:26 PM »
...I don't get it...
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« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2006, 11:59:42 PM »
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snake is symetrical...you knowwhat that means


He's uh...got two livers?

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