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Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?
« on: May 19, 2006, 08:45:19 PM »
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RE: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 08:56:27 PM »
No, I have never wished I was a lesbian, but we do share alot of the same interest though

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 05:37:01 PM »
Not really, but I have a riddle that been buging me that short-of on the same topic, What do you call a guy who think he a girl that into other girls?
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 06:15:56 PM »
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Not really, but I have a riddle that been buging me that short-of on the same topic, What do you call a guy who think he a girl that into other girls?


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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2006, 06:51:53 PM »
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Not really, but I have a riddle that been buging me that short-of on the same topic, What do you call a guy who think he a girl that into other girls?


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NO, that would be a guy thats into other guys that look like girls.

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2006, 08:22:31 PM »
I totally fell into this trap...Like a moth to a light bulb!
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RE:Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 01:40:59 PM »
I saw the title of the topic and thought "Naw, they couldn't be talkin' about that song"

But I was wrong. I've had the album this song is on for like ten years. Fortunately I didn't pay for it, as I worked for a music store and it was a promo.

Its the best song on the album and its great to see something just as fun come from it.

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 02:56:33 PM »
lesbians get alot more action than me, but would I be cute as a chick...i'd probably look really fat...or not...
i'm 5'10 and weigh 200 pounds, but i'm a guy and I carry my weight better than a chick would
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 04:12:26 AM »
Sometimes I wish I was Optimus Prime. He's a dreamboat that is also a BIG DAMN TRUCK.

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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 07:57:27 AM »
Wait that make no sense how can he be a truck and a boat at the same tiem?  And what kind of boat waters on dreams?
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 08:16:36 AM »
It's Optimus Prime, that's why it WORKS!
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 08:22:15 AM »
Oh....okay, I'll stop worrrying and just ROLL OUT.
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 09:31:00 AM »
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Wait that make no sense how can he be a truck and a boat at the same tiem?  And what kind of boat waters on dreams?
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 10:30:39 AM »
I wish I were a little bit taller..

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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 11:09:55 AM »
post your pictures and i'll Feminize you!
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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2006, 11:49:42 AM »


tvman as a lesbian
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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2006, 01:53:37 PM »
Now, I wish I would've posted a better picture. . .
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2006, 02:14:11 PM »
if you post one...it could change
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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2006, 06:24:09 PM »

or

(One of me with an ACTUAL girl!)
or

and if you have the time, could you do one of this dude?
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RE: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2006, 12:35:08 PM »
Actually, I don't really want to be a lesbian...but I have wondered what sex as a female feels like.

Is that the same thing?

Geez...why do I admit this stuff online.


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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 01:22:54 PM »
Dear LiveJournal
That's my opinion, not yours.
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 03:27:26 PM »
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Every time I type that the phrase "itching and burning" comes soon after.
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 06:50:36 PM »
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Every time I type that the phrase "itching and burning" comes soon after.


you should probably go see a doctor and get that checked out. That can't be a good thing.
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Actually, I don't really want to be a lesbian...but I have wondered what sex as a female feels like.

Is that the same thing?

Geez...why do I admit this stuff online.

I quoted this just to save it forever and ever, well only so that you can't edit it out to say someething different  

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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2006, 11:12:07 AM »
simple as this...post a picture...i'll make you look like a chick...and a good picture....cus otherwise its harder to edit
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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2006, 11:39:15 AM »

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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2006, 11:45:08 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2006, 11:47:41 AM »
I have said and done worse...I would not edit my own stupidity.  

That just isn't me.


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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2006, 11:50:41 AM »


note for the best female picture.....post a high quality picture...something like 1024X768...or at least an upclose(not wide shot)800x600 post the link.
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 11:56:57 AM »
also, ivew wondered the same thing as Spak-Spang...their orgasms are supposed to be way bettr according to scientists...i mean crap...were missing out? I think?
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 12:07:56 PM »
Wherez my lesbian pic??

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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 12:19:47 PM »
For those that didn't get ShyGuy's joke, that's a pic of Perm.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 12:24:39 PM »
thats a low quality picture..when i get back to Tucson..i'll make a picture of me..not using that picture..but using one of a higher quality...i get back to Tucson in two days.

also, if you want i can try to change your race.
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2006, 12:42:07 PM »
LMAO I knew that was Perm, but isnt a bit disturbing that shyguy might have everyones pictures in a secret folder inhis PC? he found that one pretty quickly
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2006, 12:47:14 PM »
Hey look, I found it in 20 seconds.  (Search + General Chat + "ugly face" is your friend).

EDIT:  Do Nemo.



Or (better yet) make him look a little more like Lee Harvey Oswald (if that's even possible).

EDIT #2:  Hey!  Bill removed his photobucket pictures.    No more Bill.  I sure hope ShyGuy backed them up.  
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2006, 01:23:42 PM »
Perm had the backup of Bill's pic, but I can't find it.

EDIT: Never Mind

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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2006, 03:05:48 PM »
while that is  good quality picture...i can't do anything with it
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