Author Topic: OMG! Information Network (Read 15704 times)

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **on:** January 16, 2006, 03:52:39 PM »

Here's where we post startling information:

- UncleBob is not really an uncle.

- InfernalMonkey is actually a chimp, not a monkey.

- Ty forgot to add Saiyan at the end of his username.

Discuss, and also reveal more stunning false truths in the world. Here's one to chew on:

Planet GameCube is actually The Matrix. Louie isn't Keanu Reeves, though.

NotRimmer · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2006, 03:57:55 PM »

I really AM Rimmer. SSSHHHHHHHH, don't tell anyone!

UncleBob · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:03:46 PM »

But... I really am an Uncle. I've got four nieces, a nephew and various in-laws with kids (if you want to count those)...

Now, to tell the truth, I'm not a Bob!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:04:54 PM »

I really know something.

And that something is that I know nothing.

And now we have some sort of freakish paradox.

TMW · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:18:07 PM »

TMW does not stand for "The Man Whore", contrary to popular belief.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:20:12 PM »

I am both bashful and a male.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:25:18 PM »

When I had my named changed from "Bill" to "Bill Aurion," it's because I actually got married to Kratos Aurion soon after the completion of Tales of Symphonia!

Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2006, 04:25:52 PM »

I actually dislike my username, but like Mario!

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2006, 10:18:22 PM »

I'm not all that young anymore.

IceCold · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2006, 10:29:12 PM »

But you are a plumber right? Good, because I need some help; I have a messy situation here..

Pryopizm · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:46:06 AM »

I actually do not have a constant, painful erection.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:27:18 AM »

I may be Black aNd Mild
but I prefer my women to be
Neither Black Nor Mild

vudu · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:33:55 AM »

Where all the white women at?

I know no voodoo.
(But I'd like to.)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:42:14 AM »

WhiteNWild?

Hey I like asian/islander, Latin/mexican and all other flavors of the rainbow too!

So help a brotha out and do a little bit of that voodoo that yudu

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:08:20 PM »

I'll admit, I was born (so far as I know) rather than created.
However, I am still hostile.

THEREFORE I AM A HOSTILE BEING BORN FROM TWO OTHER HETEROSEXUAL BEINGS.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:02:48 PM »

More OMG! Info:

- Electroplankton's first title was Erectroprankton. It was way better.

- Tickle-Me Elmo and Psycho Mantis are the same person.

- Too Human is never coming out. Ever. Neither is Starcraft: Ghost.

- There are really too many ways to make fun of the PSP's name. I can do about a dozen off the top of my head (and will, on request).

- I'm proud to play Guilty Gear but can't see the irony.

- The Xbox 360 can't satisfy its wife in bead. Neither can the PS2. DRE! DRE!

This thread carries the effect of deja vu. Do you know why?

stevey · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:47:43 PM »

I say I live in your closet but, I really live in your basement

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:53:01 PM »

...

...

O_<

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:14:59 PM »

- Planet GameCube will be renamed to Planet Sega Master System to end the worries of having to update the name every console generation.

- Bill and I had a thing going on mere days after he married Kratos (something to keep in mind, TVMan!)

- KnowsNothing has an incorrect username and uses it to lure lonely old people into his trap (MONEY TRAP)

- I joined this forum originally back in what, 2002, just to whinge about GameCube's lack of support in Australia. And I'm still going!

- FREE KEVIN is free!

nickmitch · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2006, 08:39:09 PM »

- I watch G4.

- I'm also not much of a man because men aren't cowards.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2006, 09:27:17 PM »

There needs to be a new In the Yearrrr Two Thousand thread.

ThePerm · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2006, 10:59:35 PM »

i do not have, and never inted to get a perm

Ending Walker Tropic · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2006, 12:44:38 AM »

Ending Walker Tropic was an effort to throw 3 unrelated words togethor and fill up PGCs name limit. Of couse it turns out that you can break PGC and make your username as long as you place.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2006, 11:57:40 PM »

This is my real name.
My picture looks like me.
I am 6' 6" and 135 lbs..... and eat whatever the crap I want.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2006, 12:20:49 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Bloodworth
This is my real name.
My picture looks like me.
I am 6' 6" and 135 lbs..... and eat whatever the crap I want.

Sounds more like you never eat...

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:29:04 AM »

More OMG! Truths:

Bill Aurion couldn't have married Kratos. He's in space until ToS 2!. Oh noez! A spoiler and an announcement all in the same package. Call the President!

BlackNMild likes salsa. Medium, not mild. Explain that away, Mr. Liez!

Pro666 sings in a church choir about how much he hates Daisy.

stevey graduated from Yale.

Low blows are fun.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #26 on:** January 19, 2006, 10:53:03 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
Bill Aurion couldn't have married Kratos. He's in space until ToS 2!. Oh noez! A spoiler and an announcement all in the same package. Call the President!

I'm in space, too! You = completely owned...

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 19, 2006, 12:18:19 PM »

But there's no internet in space! What, do you have The Ansible or something?

IceCold · « **Reply #28 on:** January 19, 2006, 02:37:16 PM »

Bill

kingvudu

wandering_nintendo_fan

Requiem

PaleZer0

What's the pattern?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #29 on:** January 19, 2006, 03:46:06 PM »

bill likes zelda

king of red lions was in zelda

nintendo fans like zelda

oot had requiem of shadows as a song, maybe

oot gets 0/10 because of no customizable skins

Mario · « **Reply #30 on:** January 19, 2006, 04:13:21 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
Bill

kingvudu

wandering_nintendo_fan

Requiem

PaleZer0

What's the pattern?

They are all mentioned in this post.

IceCold · « **Reply #31 on:** January 19, 2006, 04:44:01 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Mario
Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
Bill

kingvudu

wandering_nintendo_fan

Requiem

PaleZer0

What's the pattern?

They are all mentioned in this post.

WIN!

Sorry KN - it's Requiem of Spirit

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2006, 12:29:32 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
More OMG! Truths:
BlackNMild likes salsa. Medium, not mild. Explain that away, Mr. Liez!

Actually i Like it some where between spicy and medium, a little mixtre of both really.

and as I hear it, you're not all that viewtiful even though you are a gamer

and its Mr. Liez SIR to you

p.s. what is viewtiful anyway?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2006, 12:45:21 AM »

Quote
Sorry KN - it's Requiem of Spirit

okay fine! but it was still in oot so I still win >=U

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2006, 02:32:01 AM »

I have a confession to make.

I am not knighted, and I prefer shotguns to stabbing implements.

vudu · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2006, 08:02:50 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
Bill
kingvudu
wandering_nintendo_fan
Requiem
PaleZer0

What's the pattern?

I thought it was we all had our user name changed.

Pale · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2006, 08:29:13 AM »

Part of me actually wants to change my name back to PaleZer0, but I think the mods would kill me.

PaleZer0 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2006, 09:19:20 AM »

Blast from the past, cominacha!

Pale · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2006, 09:27:48 AM »

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2006, 09:48:13 AM »

Hahahaha what!?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2006, 11:57:49 AM »

Oh noes! That looks like Moderator abuse!!!!!

EDIT: Holy Crap Stevey is that really your basement? You have a picture of Iwata on the wall? You wrote Rare Sux on the other wall? ....wow

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2006, 01:25:34 PM »

Being "viewtiful" is the act of being pleasing to the eye and yet almost-unbearably awesome at the same time. Examples of this are Reggie's "Kickin' Ass, Takin' Names" speech, Smash Bros., and of course, me.

Mr. Liez MA'AM, am I rite?

Bloodworth · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2006, 02:53:17 PM »

Viewtiful Gamer, I will not reveal my trade secrets to your subpoena.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2006, 03:29:50 PM »

OBJECTION!

ib2kool4u912 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2006, 06:22:24 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Quote
Originally posted by: Bloodworth
This is my real name.
My picture looks like me.
I am 6' 6" and 135 lbs..... and eat whatever the crap I want.
Sounds more like you never eat...

Maybe he doesn't want to. That still goes with what he said. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:27:32 PM »

OMG! Info Bump!

Garnee · « **Reply #46 on:** May 24, 2006, 05:13:24 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
OBJECTION!

I'm sorry Mr. Gamer, I fail to see the relevance of this objection. Please think about it more next time.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #47 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:40:54 PM »

now we need more info to justify the bump >_>....

Zach · « **Reply #48 on:** May 24, 2006, 08:19:32 PM »

I will justify this bump with a real doozy!

Ian Sane is actually the N64 kid

couchmonkey · « **Reply #49 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:27:58 AM »

Unclebob posts bumps?

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:37:37 AM »

You want some info?

The DS Lite contains 43% more calories than the DS Phat.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #51 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:48:15 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
You want some info?

The DS Lite contains 43% more calories than the DS Phat.

shouldn't it be like, the other way around? >_>Uu

TrueNerd · « **Reply #52 on:** May 26, 2006, 10:32:29 PM »

There's no such thing as Too Human, the game OR the concept.

The "Prime" in Metroid Prime is actually a reference to pasta primavera. Retro loves that sh*t.

I really am a nerd.

PGC's new name will be The Nintendevangelists. Cults will also be created around this new name/religion.

vudu · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2006, 09:17:11 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: TrueNerd
PGC's new name will be The Nintendevangelists. Cults will also be created around this new name/religion.

That's pretty clever. Did you come up with that yourself, or did you borrow steal it from somewhere?

TrueNerd · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2006, 10:59:07 AM »

I believe that was my own creation. Let me google it to make sure... yeah, that's mine.

Robageejammin · « **Reply #55 on:** June 01, 2006, 07:12:35 AM »

My name is not Rob and has nothing to do with music or "jamming". Its actually from Starfox SNES if anyone could figure that out...

couchmonkey · « **Reply #56 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:06:37 AM »

Can anyone disprove a rumour I heard that Capcom had real time weapon change in Mega Man X? I can't believe it's true, only the power of PS3 could allow that kind of innovation!

18 Days · « **Reply #57 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:49:57 AM »

My name is as it is because I signed up 18 days before my birthday.

Zach · « **Reply #58 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:53:03 AM »

(referring to couchmonkey)

Oh yeah, I heard that too. I also heard that you can inflict massive damage on your enemies by attacking their weak points.

Why is it that everyone is always copying off of sony? Next thing we know, Link will be attacking giant enemy crabs.

IceCold · « **Reply #59 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:56:52 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Pale
Part of me actually wants to change my name back to PaleZer0, but I think the mods would kill me.

!!

Now you ARE a mod..

Campaign for Pale to change back his name.. anyone in?

HOW CAN A NUMBER BE PALE? TH

vudu · « **Reply #60 on:** May 27, 2007, 03:50:37 AM »

Last time I checked, Zer0 wasn't a number.

Besides, Pale hates PateZer0. He already banned him once.

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOO

that Baby guy · « **Reply #61 on:** July 24, 2007, 02:54:45 PM »

I'm probably not that guy. I'm just a guy.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #62 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:02:41 PM »

Why did I originally read you post as...

Quote
Originally posted by: thatguy
I'm probably not that guy. I'm just gay.

when it clearly doesn't say that!?

Stogi · « **Reply #63 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:12:15 PM »

Maybe there's a sort of infatuation that is clouding your mind, making you see things you WANT to believe.

And maybe, just maybe, you and Bill can hook up and talk about your homoerotic fantasies of Link breaking into your room and raping you.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #64 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:21:51 PM »

With you constantly bringing up this supposed fantasy, I'd have to say you are the one having it! Yes, you! </Phoenix Wright pose>

Mashiro · « **Reply #65 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:23:34 PM »

Bill please tell me you've been to the "OBJECTION!" web site.

Stogi · « **Reply #66 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:23:41 PM »

I just wanted to bring it up again because it's so damn funny.

Even if I'm the only one laughing!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #67 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:30:57 PM »

Yeah, it's not really funny.

Except sometimes.

Stogi · « **Reply #68 on:** July 24, 2007, 05:35:51 PM »

What the hell does that mean?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #69 on:** July 24, 2007, 06:09:42 PM »

You would say that, wouldn't you...

Stogi · « **Reply #70 on:** July 24, 2007, 06:15:15 PM »

"My sh!t always works sometimes!"

nickmitch · « **Reply #71 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:09:58 PM »

Harry Potter and Valdemorte have developed an Orochimaru/Kabuto relationship.

DOUBLE SPOILER!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #72 on:** July 24, 2007, 07:14:25 PM »

Wot?

Stupid Light Speed Briefs.

Snape kills Kakashi

I think I messed this one up :/

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #73 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:03:55 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
"My sh!t always works sometimes!"

A guy I used to work with talked like that all the time.

"That has never happened before... except like twice."

News:

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