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Messages - Maverick

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: So apparently my avatar is creepy
« on: January 14, 2009, 10:46:34 PM »
I always liked Plugz' avatar that was the alien from American Dad in the horse costume.

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General Chat / Re: What does everybody think of me?
« on: January 12, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »
Aren't nick-names supposed to be shorter than the original name?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: the Locked thread comment box
« on: January 08, 2009, 03:41:38 PM »
'Cause nothing better prepares people for real world social interaction and making the right life-choices than being taunted by strangers on the internet.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: the Locked thread comment box
« on: January 08, 2009, 06:35:38 AM »
Are we making fun of Spike, again?

We're ALWAYS making fun of Spike.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: the Locked thread comment box
« on: January 07, 2009, 05:11:38 PM »
He has?

My guess is Mr. Adolph Vega

I thought Adolph showed up before Rat self destructed.  I don't know, I myself was out of the loop for awhile so I've been playing catch up with all the INTERNET DRAMA.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: the Locked thread comment box
« on: January 07, 2009, 02:25:13 AM »
He has?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: So we're not talking about hipster jeans?
« on: December 31, 2008, 06:52:49 PM »
Sometimes I think this place is losing it's touch... and then BLAM Penis Joke!

Thanks for keepin' it real, NWR.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: So here's a funny story from Neogaf
« on: December 31, 2008, 03:46:15 PM »
he laughs.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: So here's a funny story from Neogaf
« on: December 31, 2008, 01:09:22 AM »
Why would you ever have to read GAF when everything gets reposted here?

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General Chat / Re: So... Car Accidents Are Fun.
« on: December 08, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »
****, anyone know any decent cars for around 3 grand? 

My ride, she's totaled.  :(

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General Chat / Re: So... Car Accidents Are Fun.
« on: December 05, 2008, 04:19:36 PM »
The best thing about all the fucked up **** that happens to me is that when I post about it here, I get to hear all of the fucked up stories from my fellow NWRers.  :)

Quote
(you're like a magnet to them!)

It's funny because it's true!  And also depressing.

Anyways, apparently I have to wait 10 days for the police report, so I guess for now I have to pay my deductible and hope the po-pos decide in my favor so I get my money back and my rates don't sky-rocket.

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General Chat / Re: So... Car Accidents Are Fun.
« on: December 05, 2008, 08:39:59 AM »
I'm definitely bruised up on my right side, but I don't know if it's anything serious.  I guess I'll just wait and see how I feel tomorrow.  She didn't seem physically hurt either, but she was rambling and throwing a hissy fit and just being incomprehensible.

And Mr. Jack, your story has wholeheartedly depressed me, I should have fucked up my car some more before the cops got there so I could guarantee a "total".  :-P

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General Chat / So... Car Accidents Are Fun.
« on: December 05, 2008, 07:48:57 AM »
Just had my first one an hour ago. Good times. This lady runs a light in the middle of my left protected turn. Hits me on the passenger side and flips me around 360 degrees and halfway on to the island.

I get out, and as she exits her vehicle the first thing out of my mouth is "Are you okay?". The first thing out of hers?

"YOU JUST RAN THE LIGHT!"

So apparently she wasn't in a mood to be cordial or even sane as I kept trying to ask her if she needed an ambulance and she was more concerned with rambling wildly and accusing me of running the light. I gave up and walked back over to my car and called the police and asked for an ambulance anyway. So now it's going to be my word against hers and that's always fun.

I hate people, I really really do.

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General Chat / Re: Black Dynamite! - Blaxploited in '08 - Its Rated Arruh!!
« on: November 28, 2008, 07:16:34 PM »
Huh, learn somethin' new every day.

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General Chat / Re: Black Dynamite! - Blaxploited in '08 - Its Rated Arruh!!
« on: November 28, 2008, 05:27:36 AM »
So they took Dolemite from MadTV and made a feature film?  Genius.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I know, I know...
« on: November 28, 2008, 05:21:52 AM »
I find this thread humorous.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Which forum suicide was better?
« on: October 05, 2008, 05:50:50 PM »
I feel left out.

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General Chat / Re: Official "Happy Birthday Internet Friend" Thread
« on: October 05, 2008, 05:43:34 PM »
Thanks you guys.  Well... half thanks to EasyCure.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Why does Ian spell it "newcomber"?
« on: September 15, 2008, 04:01:55 AM »
The same reason UncleBob spells it "Imangine"?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: How much porn is too much?
« on: September 15, 2008, 02:15:42 AM »
when you see a porn with your sister and you still knock one out

Thread over.

Wait, did Perm win or is that just crossing the line?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: How much porn is too much?
« on: September 14, 2008, 06:02:51 PM »

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« on: September 14, 2008, 05:42:22 PM »
That was a good joke.  I approve.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« on: September 14, 2008, 04:39:28 AM »
Every woman with a tramp stamp is a tramp.  Getting the stamp makes you a tramp.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« on: September 12, 2008, 06:07:23 AM »
The great thing about pictures of only faces is that I can put whatever the hell bodies on them I want.

Imagination FTW!

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:14:30 PM »
Depositing into Spank Bank.  Thank you for your transaction!

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