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NWR Forums Discord / Re: New Zelda in the Works With More Mature Link
« on: June 05, 2009, 03:59:22 AM »QuoteWasn't that guy banned?
Well D Average then. Or DAVE RAGE or Da Verage. or however you say that.
Another bad thing is that most of these crappy idea come not from the hinterlands of Gamefaqs, but from real video game reporters who know better. Your role is not to usurp the director's chair with your crappy ideas about a steampunk Zelda fighting game. I mean do they do this with any other series or game company? Nobody envisions a Final Fantasy set in Chicago in 1880. Nobody begs for Metal Gear to have a Monkey Spy that shoots lighting from it's ass. Why does Zelda get this crap.
Hell not TWO MINUTES after I typed that, this post appears on GAF:QuoteOpen with a close-up of Link taking a drag from a cigarette. The camera zooms out to show Link tossing the cigarette away. Then the camera moves behind Link, showing the skyscrapers of Neo Hyrule. Then we hear Link, in the voice of Max Payne, "No one beats the city. We get a few draws, a few good dreams in a lifetime of nightmares, but the city always has one hand better. The drugs, the sex, the murder... it's a losing battle, and we're only along for the ride. Last night a man raped his daughter. She'll never tell anyone about it. It's a sick world, and this city's the virus. The whores walking the streets, the single mothers, the tycoons in their penthouses, they're all just cogs in the machine. But I'm no cog. I have the Triforce of Courage, and tonight I hold a winning hand.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
Frank Miller's Zelda?
This is both funny and sad.
wow.
