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Nintendo Gaming / Re: What are your favorite 3DS hidden gems?
« on: November 01, 2018, 07:15:38 PM »
CRIM
SON
SHROUD

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make YOUR PATHETIC SMASH PICKS happen.
« on: November 01, 2018, 07:14:59 PM »
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |:}

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TalkBack / Re: Smash Direct And Treehouse Live To Air Thursday
« on: October 31, 2018, 08:39:47 PM »
Sakurai already revealed that the entire roster will be announced before the game launches. Since this is the last Smash Direct before the game is released, one would assume that it will have the full roster.

He said this in the August Direct.
We know. We’re just having some fun. Why won’t you let us have any fun?
Fun? Now that's a word I haven't heard in a long, long time...

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TalkBack / Re: Smash Direct And Treehouse Live To Air Thursday
« on: October 30, 2018, 09:50:53 PM »
Sakurai already revealed that the entire roster will be announced before the game launches. Since this is the last Smash Direct before the game is released, one would assume that it will have the full roster.

He said this in the August Direct.

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Shale Jokes / Re: Hot Take
« on: October 27, 2018, 11:56:55 AM »
Yeah, but did YOURS get you a title change...?

I rest my case.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Prediction Challenge!
« on: October 27, 2018, 11:51:36 AM »
No Pokemon will EVER make it into Smash Bros. again as long as I live and breathe

BUT BRING ON THEM FIRE EMBLEM LORDS. ONLY THE ONES THAT USE SWORDS, OF COURSE

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Prediction Challenge!
« on: October 26, 2018, 07:27:34 PM »
I don’t think overrepresentation is a concern. Sakurai added Chrom despite the roster having 37 Fire Emblem characters. Pokémon is a much larger series. I’d be shocked if it didn’t get a new fighter. I feel like Sakurai would have to look at the latest generation and say, “These are all terrible.”
That’s EXACTLY what he said.

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Shale Jokes / Re: Hot Take
« on: October 25, 2018, 11:39:08 PM »
In the sense that it's legitimately amazing and not enough people have given it a chance.
In the sense that it's a barren, desolate graveyard filled with wandering ghosts, fruits, and a select few assholes who think they can wakka wakka all over everyone else.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Prediction Challenge!
« on: October 25, 2018, 11:36:26 PM »
Pokemon fans get Pokemon Trainer and Pichu again, they can sit on their seven reps. Besides, all of the Gen VII Pokemon are awful.

All of them.

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Anyone who says 3D Land is superior to 3D World is not my friend.

Also, Kid Icarus. Kid Icarus, Kid Icarus, Kid Icarus.

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE LEAKS happen.
« on: October 24, 2018, 10:06:47 PM »

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Prediction Challenge!
« on: October 24, 2018, 10:04:55 PM »

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make THE SUPER CROWN happen.
« on: October 02, 2018, 07:59:07 PM »
Grr.

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So, I’ve posted my thoughts on all the DLC pre-Torna on my blog, but I’ll move that segment here as well once I finally top off this madness with my Torna impressions. It might take a month or so for that to happen, but there’s some cleaning I’d like to do with the original articles as well, and I think Torna is going to be a special section. Very special.

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Shale Jokes / Re: Ruin the series: Star Fox
« on: September 19, 2018, 06:49:45 PM »
That’s not “any Star fox where 3D graphics on a console were no longer a revolutionary thing”

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Shale Jokes / Re: Check out my totally original Undertale review.
« on: September 18, 2018, 10:57:22 PM »
Honestly, I don't hate the game or the fanbase. I hate that every review seems to be the exact same thing! Get some original ideas, people!

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE happen.
« on: September 17, 2018, 09:13:00 AM »
Yeah, well, consider:
}:[

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make ISABELLE happen.
« on: September 13, 2018, 10:09:26 PM »
>:/ <:/ >:/

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make Safe Words 14 happen.
« on: September 12, 2018, 04:44:11 PM »
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Shale Jokes / Re: Stop trying to make Eevee happen.
« on: September 10, 2018, 04:32:25 PM »
>>:((

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Shale Jokes / Stop trying to make A SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE happen.
« on: September 07, 2018, 08:15:50 PM »
It's NEVER going to happen!

Also we have enough dogs in Smash
Also I don’t want a library of old Nintendo games with online functionality
ALSO DEAR GOD STOP THE FANART
ALSO, MACH RIDER MAIN REPORTING
ALSO, BANJO KAZOOIE, GENO, DECIDUEYE, SORA, AND ESPECIALLY THAT DOGSHIT CHARACTER WALUIGI ARE NEVER HAPPENING

>:(

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Weird. I was just planning on updating the original post, myself.

Either way, I guess they can enjoy what amounts to 50 pages of Microsoft Word text.

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Shale Jokes / Re: Cattank Resistance draft: sign up here
« on: August 25, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »
This is some bullshit.

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TalkBack / Re: Smash Bros Ultimate Direct Recap
« on: August 10, 2018, 08:15:38 PM »
To be fair, it is a party platform fighter, so buying it to play as your favorite Nintendo characters by yourself and complaining about a lack of single player content is...

...perfectly reasonable blah blah blah
It would be perfectly reasonable if each Smash Game didn't already have a substantial amount of stupid stuff to do on the side. But, this game seems to be designed with the competitive scene in mind with quality of life changes that trickle down to the casual scene, so if the latter group ends up feeling slighted about not getting what they want despite having an insanely large roster and absurd amounts of content and customization, maybe they need to check themselves lest they wreck themselves.

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Classic mode is arcade-y. Adventure mode in Melee was essentially Classic mode with some stages that, in theory, were evocative of Nintendo locales and IP, but were just an extension of the stage selection and classic mode mentality. No variety, no real surprises, save for Giga Bowser and Luigi and maybe Giant Kirby.

I'd rather let Classic and maybe All Star mode stay the arcade-y challenges and have an Adventure Mode with some ridiculous and actually, I don't know, adventurous feeling. Sure, it would be preferable if these locales featured in Adventure Mode were literal crossovers, where these characters entered each others' worlds. But the whole concept of Smash Bros. isn't the ACTUAL characters fighting- they're all trophies, or toys.

If you're looking for substantial single player content, I would rather have the variety of modes- home run contest, break the targets, board the platforms, classic, even matches, etc all represent some sort of interesting twist on the Smash Bros. formula that creates the foundation. In the same way, I'd like a narrative-driven, context heavy Adventure mode like Subspace to return. If you think about it, Classic and Event Matches are already triple the size they were in Melee because of the roster size alone. We don't need another arcade-y mode like that, or All-Star.

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