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Nintendo Gaming / Re: How to solve Nintendos 3rd party problem...
« on: August 22, 2013, 08:22:25 PM »
The more I think about it, the more I come to realize that this is a golden opportunity for Nintendo to win back the hearts and minds of the outsiders. It's too late for the Wii U, that much is already glaringly obvious (hello negative rep!) So I'm going to talk about their next console.

First off their next system needs power. The "two gamecubes taped together hurr durr" line was why the Wii was by and large ignored by big studios (except when it came to publishing their shovelware, of course). The same will likely happen with the Wii U. It's not necessarily a "HURR IT'S NINTENDO, WE'LL PASS" mentality, but sole reliance on gimmick controllers have thus far proved it's limited shelf-life.

Secondly, they need- and I mean REALLY NEED, to ditch the "Wii" brand. The word "Wii" has become irreparably and utterly toxic. Calling the new system "Wii U" really drove the point home. Completely rebranding the next system will no doubt open a lot of doors into the third party hearts.

And online. Nintendo needs to make an incredibly serious commitment to online. Yes, the Miiverse is great, but it exists within it's own little impenetrable bubble. Bring in connections with Facebook, Twitter, and the like. Nintendo may never be able to shed the "HURP DURP ONE HUNDRED DIGIT FREIND CODES LAWL" stigma, but integrating popular social media into the console will be a gigantic leap in the right direction.

And core games. Oh god does Nintendo ever need to appeal to the core audience. Not just the outsiders but their own (yes, we still exist.) Breaking out the big guns like Star Fox and F-Zero. Also a Metroid title that bumps Other M out of canon would be a welcome gesture to the choir. No, they're not Mario. Yes, they will sell like **** compared to Zelda. But this is what Nintendo needs to do on day one: Straight up grab the industry by the balls. And twist.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Thoughts of a Pissed Off Nintendo Fanboy
« on: August 22, 2013, 08:00:28 PM »
I envy you

no amount of self-brainwashing can erase that horror from my cerebral cortex.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Thoughts of a Pissed Off Nintendo Fanboy
« on: August 21, 2013, 10:48:16 PM »
This wasn't their Best E3 yet but it wasn't their worst either, the one where they showed of Red Steel was painful to watch.

Wii Music.

Nintendo's 2008 presser is permanently and forever seared into my mind's eye. Seared like a hundred hot needles jammed up under my fingernails.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: How to solve Nintendos 3rd party problem...
« on: August 21, 2013, 09:57:34 PM »
Don't get me wrong I love Nintendo and I want them to succeed but I just can't find the same level of optimism I used to anymore things have just been this way too long. In the Gamecube days I would defend them to the death, I tried to defend the Wii but it was getting hard to do each passing month. With Wii u I just can't seem to justify the price for what you get.

It's been a long, dark age for us lifelong Nintendo fanboys.

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TalkBack / Re: Iwata: Price Isn't Why the Wii U Isn't Selling
« on: August 13, 2013, 08:34:57 PM »
To me, solving the Wii U's woes is a simple three step process:

1. Acknowledge that there's a problem (some companies haven't done this until much too late; see also: Saturn, Sega)
2. Identify why the problem is happening (severe lack of quality games)
3. Administer appropriate solutions

Nintendo's already done the first two steps. Unfortunately, their idea of "appropriate solutions" include annual releases of Mario Party

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TalkBack / Re: Luigi Confirmed for Smash Bros. Wii U, 3DS
« on: August 07, 2013, 07:39:01 PM »
Next thing you know, they'll have Ness! Or Jigglypuff! Or... or maybe even... Zelda/Sheik!

NO WAI!!

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I'm actually a little scared by the lack of Wii U sales.

Well, not scared about the lack of sales, but rather, Nintendo's reaction to it.

The whole speech about "Give it time, we will show the people what an amazing machine the Wii U is!"

and then they snub E3

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I hope this current trend of "Nobody's bought a Wii U anyway so why give a **** about it" attitude amongst third parties ends soon.

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Is this becoming a trend? The Wii U getting the gimped up remains of multiplatform titles because the developers can't be bothered with it?

*sigh*

It's going to be a rough six years.

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Nintendo Direct Focusing on Wii U, [...] Games Airs Tomorrow



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The worldwide Nintendo Direct will focus on previously announced games


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"Nobody's going to buy this on the Wii U anyway so why friggin' bother?"

- Warner Bros.

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So this is the "Big Collaboration?"

How invariably disappointing.

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As much as I would love to see new F-Zero, the recent IGN interview with Shiggy saying he doesn't know what to do with the series scares the ever-loving **** out of me.

F-Zero plays PERFECT as it is. There is absolutley NO reason to **** around with it. What really needs to be done with it is include all the features that GX/Gamecube could not handle. IE: Track editor, online multiplayer; just a whole load of extras that couldn't fit on the GCN disc.

Also a better story in story mode would be pimp too

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No Strider? No Titanfall? No Dragon Age? No MGSV? No Division? No FF15?

No problem!

We've got ANGRY BIRDS!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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The only reason why Bethesda is still in the black is because they have an army of dedicated fans who find and fix problems that they should be doing in the first place. They must save a fortune, what with having no apparent QC department

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I dunno man

capcom likes to cancel things for little to no reason

see also: legends 3, megaman

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Cancellation in three, two, one...

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If it wasn't for the 3DS eventually taking off I'd be clamoring for Iwata's head on a pike too.

The Wii U I don't see going anywhere, bar a fantastical series of unlikely events with third parties

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companies never say one thing and then suddenly do a 180 at a moment's notice

no sir, never happens. never happens at all.

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I wonder when the "Not coming to Wii U" announcement will be made

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Sounds like I'm in the minority who like both the first and second Conduit game

I thought the reason why they made the Conduit in the first place was to take advantage of the Wiimote. Now that we've got a pad instead of a remote, (and have heard exactly ziltch about anything Conduit for years), I think the series is pretty much dead for now

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Meanwhile Nintendo knows that any Mario Party they **** out will sell millions

Guess what we'll be getting instead of Fire Emblem U?

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All of this sounds hauntingly familiar....

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TalkBack / Re: Mario Kart 8 May Be Releasing in April 2014
« on: June 30, 2013, 04:13:10 PM »
...porst?  ;D

NoE must be based out of Russia

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I'm not sure if we'll be seeing GX on the Wii U eShop, mainly due to the lack of varied shoulder button input on the tablet controller. It's a minor issue, sure, but it just won't be the same experience.

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