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Nintendo Gaming / RE:VC games: transferrable or locked?...need answers fast
« on: September 19, 2006, 10:51:55 PM »
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Originally posted by: BiLdItUp1
Hmm...so in conclusion, Nintendo hasn't really verified this, but no, we're screwed. Yay, more ammo!

So when did M-dollar-sign == my post is a train wreck? I have to post here more often...


No DRM == easier to share (ala MP3 music). I'd be very surprised if you could play downloaded VC games on another Wii. Might as well just take yours there, its not like you're lugging an Xbox around.

And the M-dollar-sign thing is the word filter. Some words are filtered for a reason, others for fun. People post the same old garbage so the mods make things interesting...

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General Chat / RE:Get your custom title here
« on: September 19, 2006, 03:48:49 AM »
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Originally posted by: Dasmos`
Just to show Wandering there are no hard feelings, I'd like my title to be "My cologne is essence of cat barf and rotting corpse". If that’s too long, “I smell terrible”, in green, would be fine.


Make his "60% of the time it works all the time" and I seriously hope that fits.

And while I'm here, I'm gonna hijack the thread and give these people some real names:

Mr. Jack - "Better Than Banjo-Twenty-threeie"
Zach - "VOTE QUIMBY"
BlackNMild - "4 times the chestal fortitude"
Chzn8r - "If you need me I'll be on the Stairmaster"
Sir Stabbalot - "DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!"
Smash Brother - "Probationary Ian"

The others, well I couldn't think of something witty off the top of my head. Post some requests here and I'll give it my best.
PS Avatar's are a great source of sig-related humour.

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General Chat / RE: Send perm to aussieland
« on: September 19, 2006, 03:12:57 AM »
EDIT: Oops wrong reply button

Anyway, Aussies invading America Senior would be great fun. I've got some Warcraft buddies who live in Southern Cali that I'd love to catch up with and party on with. I could see a Pietriots War on America documentary being hilarious. Like Michael Moore, only we confuse and infuriate people and then go out drinking some more. Probably wouldn't make much money outside the PGC Forums :P

But, who out of the Pietriots is not 21 yet? I know I'm of legal age anywhere these days!

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Midnight lineups
« on: September 19, 2006, 03:10:03 AM »
If I can get motivated enough to pre-order a Wii and get some mates together I'm certain we could gatecrash a midnight launch. Pound a few drinks before, proclaim that we are God's gift to women and nunchuck-shaped controllers, and heckle people in the street BECAUSE OF BIG DAMN TRUCKS. Practise sword slashing with a TV remote while lining up complete with Link grunts and shouts. Play Wii Tennis without owning the game or the system, and then ending up in fisticuffs with some random guy because that ball was clearly long. It would be an epic night.

Stay tuned.

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Grand Master Billy speaks on the Wii.
« on: September 18, 2006, 10:51:59 PM »
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Nintendo has told us that what we like is broken and they're going to fix it. If someone told you your favourite band or TV show needed retooling how would you respond?


Retool? That word is right up there with synergy on the "Top Buzzwords that I Hate" list.

Your view of all this is so very skewed as someone else said. Its quite sad that you see it this way. For starters, it is not broken. You can still play games the way you want. But they bring out a controller that has a new way of producing input for games. They did not remove the old way of doing things, but gave developers the choice. And yet you wish to discourage this as you don't know what to expect.

I saw a gameplay trailer for Metroid Prime 3 and the comments on there by the player about feeling like he was learning how to play games all over again. That really excites me, because much like the quirkier titles that were seen from Nintendo in recent times, such as DKJB and the Wario Ware series, that different games are fun when done right. My only problem that I can see is that not many aside from Nintendo are doing it often enough. But the launch titles such as Red Steel and other games that I really can't be bothered listing off. To quote Tycho, who puts it better than I ever could:
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Personally, I'm excited by the prospect - but I'm not the type of gamer who needs to assert their pwnership over the medium.


So drop the ego trip. Please. Its so easy to tune out to the same old argument when you've heard it a million times before.

As for the hypothetical question, I'd say go for it.  For those who know them, I originally heard RX Bandits on a Vegas Records compilation when they were doing their catchy ska tunes, and went looking for some of their later material and found "The Resignation" - possibly one of the best albums I've heard. Sure, there's a risk that you won't like it, but that comes from being a trailblazer of sorts.

And I guess that's what it comes down to. Do you want to get aboard and see where this leads, or are you happy to sit on the fence and comment on something without actually being involved? The industry has stagnated enough over the past few years as is, and this seems to be the only real innovation. I hope everyone gets behind it as there is a lot of opportunity to produce some fun games.

As for the article, I do see it as insightful. Good on Billy for posting how he sees things. He's a well-respected guy in the industry and I hope that everyone takes note of what he says here.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:DOnkey Kong 64's multiplayer
« on: September 12, 2006, 05:01:17 AM »
JERKPAC BEST EVAR

I swear I spent more time playing that game than I did playing the rest of DK64. Good times indeed.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:September is Vudu avatar month
« on: September 01, 2006, 03:08:16 AM »
I'M SORRY BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE MYSPACE KING



YOU TRY PULLING A BETTER "I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS, BUT I'M SURE ITS NOT GOOD" FACE. TRYYYYYYY!

PS It really wasn't good.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:TAKING BETS!
« on: September 01, 2006, 03:01:12 AM »
I bet the Apocalypse will come first. Take THAT, system!

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:TEH RETURN OF TEH KING
« on: August 25, 2006, 05:11:22 AM »
Welcome back, from those who matter.

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NWR Forums Discord / In this thread...
« on: August 24, 2006, 04:30:16 AM »
I rate this drama disappointing. 1/10. Could have used a vampire. And more Reggie references.

First off, out of the entire PGC community, how does wandering get mod status? Could you find someone with less personality? Sure, he got the rough end of the stick from SUPER but that doesn't mean he gets the keys to the house, wherein everyone lavishes praise upon him for no particular reason. Hell, I nominate a bottle of shampoo for forum mod because he has the personality and body for the job. This is meant to be a funhouse, so put someone in charge who is familiar with the term hilarity instead of being a ban nazi!

Secondly, did everyone have humour reduction surgery while I was gone? I've missed out on most of the drama (like why on earth animecyberrat was banned in the first place) but the rapid bans that occured after that were pretty funny. Before you know it everyone is banned except for Mario, and he just ends up banning himself because all the cool kids are doing it. So lift some bans and get back to the thread trolling theme of the month!

See you next month interweb.

Your absent pietriot,
Shifty

(PS ban me plz, i demand martyrdom for the cause of returning this place to its old style)

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Let's make a new forum FAQ
« on: August 21, 2006, 05:12:41 AM »
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Q: How do I get a custom title?
A: Post in the custom title thread or earn the ire of an admin.


Wrong answer. Needs more funny and less correct.

Q: How do I get a custom title?
A: Be yourself until you earn the attention of the pietriots and we give you a title.  Alternatively you can be a jerk. Either way won't get you the title you want. Unless you are a jerk in which case it was the quickest course of action.

Q: Who are the pietriots?
A: A top secret hilarity gang who are here to make PGC fun. Watch out because they bring the lol out.

PS I am one, but I'm hardly ever around these days so don't even try to stalk me. It will be very boring for all concerned.

Q: I have a problem. Who do I talk to about it?
A: Pick up a phone and press random numbers until you hear someone on the other end of the phone. That is the person. He knows the solution. If he decides to act dumb then you need to explain your problem more slowly and much more loudly.

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TalkBack / RE:Revolution Name Announced!
« on: April 27, 2006, 07:15:08 PM »
I'm with HC on this. Stop making mountains out of molehills.

Maybe its because of the fact that I'm not cool (or trying to be) that I just don't care. I can't wait to see how the Wii-wand gets used at E3 anyway.

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General Gaming / RE:Paramount and Universal drop PSP support
« on: April 04, 2006, 03:51:24 AM »
Good to see that some companies are realising how stupid propietary formats can be. The massive market that DVDs have these days won't go away easily - hell, I have three devices capable of playing DVDs in my room alone. I'm in too hot for Blu-Ray either.

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NWR Forums Discord / RE:Obligatory Pirates V Ninja Thread
« on: April 04, 2006, 03:49:08 AM »
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Also, International Speak Like A Pirate day.


Garrrr! Every day is Speak like a Pirate Day!

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:IGN Leaks Some Rev Specs Again! 3/29/06
« on: March 29, 2006, 09:09:52 PM »
I'd be surprised if these numbers were not correct.

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Insiders stress that Revolution runs on an extension of the Gekko and Flipper architectures that powered GameCube, which is why studios who worked on GCN will have no problem making the transition to the new machine, they say.


This is why its not a huge jump on processing power from GC to Rev. Quit being so pessimistic guys.

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General Chat / RE:Futurama to pull a Family Guy?
« on: March 23, 2006, 03:24:47 PM »
Yeah, Billy didn't lie. He got lied to.

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General Chat / RE:Give me E3 survival tips.
« on: March 23, 2006, 03:15:33 AM »
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Originally posted by: JonLeung
Though booth babes are banned this year, I guess they never had anyone dressed as Daisy, huh?  


So that means there's only other nerds to harass and stalk? Screw that, everyone to the bar!

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General Chat / RE:Futurama to pull a Family Guy?
« on: March 23, 2006, 03:11:29 AM »
UPDATE: Turns out the 24-episode season is a lie. Its going to be 4 movies instead. Hopefully its better than the Family Guy movie - that was like they took an episode and stretched it out to last an hour.

Arrested Development is something else. I found a link talking about the top 25 moments in AD (can't find the link now, trust me it was there) and so I started watching it again. It's still great! Much like the Office has that great mix of writing, comedy and awkwardness, AD has it, but turns everything on its ear thanks to all the actors, not just Ricky Gervais. COOKAA, COOKAA, COOKA (watch the "Staff Infection" episode everyone!)

Futurama is a classic series, I hope that they don't rape and mutilate my fond memories like the new Family Guy has (although seeing James Woods acting like a dog, right down to the "running while dreaming" moment tickled my funny bone).

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I liked "Futurama" but only because of "Dr.Zoidberg" and his crazy antics. The "Family Guy" is ok sometimes but other times it is just a pointless waste of time. My favourite old-time comedy would have to be "The Black Adder".


Ahahahaha snob comedy. I'd rather watch Mr Bean, personally. Now that's a show that got cut during its prime!

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General Chat / RE:Newbie Check-In ... right this way!
« on: March 23, 2006, 02:52:53 AM »
OH COOL DOUBLE POSTING

Seriously, I got a Socket error twice and it still posted the message twice. How awesome am I?

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General Chat / RE:Newbie Check-In ... right this way!
« on: March 23, 2006, 02:51:49 AM »
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Originally posted by: PartyBear
Well, I guess if there's a check-in thread, I should have checked in.  Hi there.  I've been lurking for a long time, and finally decided to create an account so that I'll have a harder time holding my tongue when I get the urge to call someone an idiot.  Not that I plan on calling anyone an idiot.  You are all wonderful, nonidiotic people, I am sure.


Guess you haven't met Ian then

ohsnap i'm going to burn in e-hell for that

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General Chat / RE:This is my 3000th post.
« on: March 23, 2006, 02:50:40 AM »
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Originally posted by: Caliban
"World of Warcraft"? Did you guys watch a vid, at YouTube, about this guy that was caught jerking off on a female character from that same game, lol!


As PIAC's lawyer, I will announce that he denies the allegations completely.

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General Chat / RE:MARCH IS KRISS KROSS MONTH
« on: March 23, 2006, 02:48:28 AM »
BUMP POINTLESS THREADS ALWAYS! NEVER FOGHAT!

Anyway, Sexbox 360 launched here last night. 12:01 on the dot. Anyone who broke it would be severely heckled and embarassed by those nerds who waited patiently.
I could have got mine, but I decided that I wasn't funky enough to send instant messages using a controller and passed. With time, perhaps I could be funky enough.

$40 million dollars worth of first day sales allegedy, better than a Harry Potter book and Lord of the Rings movie COMBINED.
I lol'd.

Seeing as how I work in a place that sells 360s (I'm so calling it XBOX SPINNER NOW because no-one's jumping in and i'll just spin around on the spot and try to start my own trendy slogan) and I looked on the computer to find out how many we sold.

0

Hilarious. Considering it was cheaper than retail ($629 instead of $650, GOOD PRICE FOR NUTMEG) and all games were down to $75 (even the $110 ones - they'd sold a few of them at least) it was quite funny.

There was a video going of the various hype movies that I saw sometime last year (with all the staff talking about how the 360 is apparently better than sex AND beer, and then they all drop their various e-tags and make idiots of themselves to be spread on the Internet). Man that J.Allard guy is an moron. Shaved heads are cool if your name is Samuel L Jackson. White people who have single-letter first names just look like morons. You can't argue with science!

Oh, the demo SPINNER doesn't work still. GOOD WORK ALL ROUND, MICRASAWFT!

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General Chat / RE:Futurama to pull a Family Guy?
« on: March 20, 2006, 01:58:51 AM »
This is great news. Season 4 finished like it wasn't meant to actually end, and all the people speaking on the DVD commentary were still eager to keep on working on it.

I found the best part of Futurama was that it was very fast-paced, had some excellent writing (very funny at times, very emotional at others) and the voice acting was top notch. Billy West  took a small piece of my soul with him when he did this show, and the characters he bring to life jump off the screen, such as Zoidberg and Zapp.

In short:
YOU WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!

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General Chat / RE:Give me E3 survival tips.
« on: March 14, 2006, 10:48:43 PM »
If I was going to E3 I would bring the Pietriots along with a supply of liquor. Probably hard to pull off but it would make for a helluva trip.
Bring a camera too. Capturing all the hilarity (and other stuff) is a must. Or the games if that's more your thing

Other suggestions I hear normally are to get as much E3 swag as possible!

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General Chat / RE:MARCH IS KRISS KROSS MONTH
« on: February 28, 2006, 03:52:26 PM »
I tried to JUMP IN to the 360 demos that I've found around the place. It's an adventure that goes a little like this:


HELLO THERE SEXY BOX, LET ME PUSH YOUR BUTTONS SO THAT YOU RESPOND IN A WAY THAT REWARDS US BOTH.

*play PGR 3, sideways action and hilarious crashes without damaging car goes here*
*screen freeze*

KAAAAAAAHN!

3 demo units have done this to me already. I lol'd. Nice launch plan, guess I'll just have to drool and mash the buttons in the mean time.

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