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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 25, 2003, 11:10:18 AM »
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Originally posted by: Termin8Anakin


Infernal: that drink sounds mighty tasty. But don't call it the crap-shake. Call it the 'mighty-high-on-sugar-shake'.
would normal milk work, or does it have to be chocolate milk? and why don't you add the milo AND nesquick? And while you're at it, put in strawberry and chocolate nesquick. And you're missing one ingreadient. Ice-cream. A shake is nothing with out ice-cream.


=O, you my friend, have turned this drink into a full-blown masterpiece!
And I spose you could use normal everyday milk, but I just happened to have a 2 L bottle of 'Breaka' chocolate milk in my fridge =)

Just don't have peanut butter toast after this drink. It's not a very good idea at all....


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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 24, 2003, 06:29:18 PM »
.... But I can't!

*Explodes*

Anybody else seen the Pokemon Ruby/Saphire advert on TV yet? That advert officially gives me the creeps. So many scary people with animal fetishes! They all have over-happy (it's a new word okay?) looks on their faces whist holding them. Yikes!


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a new drink today, I call it 'the crap-shake'
Here's what you'll need;

- Chocolate Milk
- Milo/Chocolate Nesquick
- Suger
- Some chocolate ice cream topping
- A banana

Chuck it all in a big glass. Make sure you have a HEAP of milo/nesquick and suger. Many table spoons.

I CAN SEE THE MUSIC.


EDIT:
Wow, it's amazing what stunning news you can dig up via the Internet. Stunning, to the max! *Thumbs up*

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Woman's attempt to unblock toilet failed when hand got stuck

A young German woman trying to unblock her toilet by hand had to call out emergency services when her arm got stuck in the u-bend.

The toilet became blocked after the 24-year-old, from Nuremberg, had poured the remains of her dinner into it.

She told firemen who came to her rescue that all previous attempts to unblock it with a plunger and cleaning agents had failed and she had no other choice but to use her hand to remove the food.

But when she forced her arm too far down the toilet it got stuck.

Luckily for the woman her mobile telephone was lying nearby and she was able to call for help


Ah ha ha, when you're bored, anything's funny!

4678
Nintendo Gaming / GameCube Controller Question
« on: March 24, 2003, 03:36:35 PM »
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Originally posted by: PIAC
i have a perfect sollution to anyone whos B button has lost its spring, someone told me on the IRC channel to twist the controller and it will fix it, not really beliving the guy i twisted it (grab the handles and twist) and tada!! b button is perfect again, its bizzar yet helpfull


Hmmm, wonder if that'll work for my Master System control pad?

*Twists pad, controller explodes*

Hmmm....


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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 24, 2003, 03:23:32 PM »
What's this about the latest newsletter? Does it tell you the ending or something? OR MAYBE IT EXPLAINED WHAT THE CONNECTION BETWEEN LINK AND ZELDA IS?! (Go play Link to the past on the SNES, Link's Dad implies that Zelda is related, yet they cut it all out from the GBA port)

Lucky I didn't read it!


... OR MAYBE, it explained why Link looks like such a girl in the OoT action figures! =O


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TalkBack / Players Choice Titles Available for Australia
« on: March 24, 2003, 01:52:08 PM »
Hahaha,

Or even better, wait for one of their 20% GameCube game deals. I'm sure they'll have another one soon, it's the only way they make decent GameCube sales =P

The initial line-up doesn't excite me much. Might get Luigi's Mansion, as I've never played it and always sort of wanted it.

4681
Nintendo Gaming / GameCube Controller Question
« on: March 24, 2003, 01:42:39 PM »
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Originally posted by: Kasceis
Thanks for the info guys.  Any suggestions on what new controller to get?  Also, what are the prices of controllers now.



... Anything but a Thrustmaster GC 'FireStorm' controller. Yikes, a month after use (And I take care of everything), the C-Stick didn't work, at all, the left analouge stick was crazy, as in, you press left and your on-screen character goes right for a few seconds, before going left.. (It made playing SSB:M a nightmare)

Damn 3rd party rubbish.
Also, I have a very odd cosmetic problem with my WaveBird. I've found that the D-Pad is now a healthy shade of grey. It looks terrible. At first I thought it was .. Dirt? But it doesn't come off. Bah.



4682
Nintendo Gaming / Nintendo E3 Game List: What do you think?
« on: March 24, 2003, 10:49:13 AM »
Sonic Adventure 3?

Nuh.
Sonic Team have already said the next new Sonic game won't be tagged with 'Adventure', so it'll be back to the classic Sonic action. =)

Anyway, that list is awesome.
Personally looking foward to Mario Kart, the next Mario (Hell, anything by Nintendo themselves), The Matrix and what Sonic Team and AV has to offer.

4683
General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 24, 2003, 10:34:46 AM »
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Originally posted by: AiAi
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melbourne is a beautiful city to live.  it has been voted as the best city to live several times.  no joking.


BTW, no surprise that Sonic DX will have all the GameGear games.  seems like SonicTeam are determined to have every Sonic game made on the planet on GC (which makes Infernal Monkey happy i guess).  heck, Sonic Chaos and my GameGear still works after all these years...and maybe i should really get around to completing this game once and for all...
*ducks from Infernal Monkey*


=O, how dare you, not completing Sonic Chaos! Oh, the sheer joy of that game, jumping on the strange pogo-stick thingies, and the bonus stages with their large rings and flying rocket boots, oh and the music, stunning for it's soundchip! Ohhh, ahhhhh! I diddly I, diddly I! Where me pot O' gold be?

*Continues ranting about Sonic and pots of gold for hours*

Heh, Melbourne is mad. I went there last Easter to visit my Cousin. THEY HAND OUT FREE BREAD TO ALL THE STREET BUMS! I was amazed! And you can get everywhere by tram! It rocks! Who needs a damn car now? Eh? EH?

*Sticks head over fence*
EH? Who needs one now little BeyBlade playing freaks! (My next door neighbours kids play BeyBlade at insane hours in the morning... 2 AM... 'LET IT RIP!')

I hope Sonic X turns out decent, the movie that came out about 2 years back was so... Horrible. They gave Knuckles a HAT. ;_;
But this series seems to have taken a more serious turn, and it seems this one is based in reality, not Planet Mobius, which means they've included a strange lookin' kid as a main character. He better not ruin it like the kid in Transformers did...

 

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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 23, 2003, 03:08:16 PM »
;_;

I thought the new series of Pokemon started later this week...

About the cowboy thing, the $100 is a group bet. They all have more money than sense. Thing is, I have to go up to total strangers and attempt to rope them and yell cowboy related stuff at them "WEEEEE-DOGGGGYYY". That could end with broken bones... Plus there is now talk of someone bringing a camera (Maybe even a video camera), and that can result in my pics being blasted onto the Internet and people making flaming pictures from them =P

But since it's the Show, hopefull they'll think I'm some kind of retarded act.

"No Jimmy, stay away from that scary drunk cowboy clown thing!"

Anyway, I'm officially high at the moment, high on hype. This news of Sonic DX featuring the Master System/Game Gear Sonics has seriously blown me away.
In fact, I'm typing this from a tree!

.. If this were a cartoon, the branch would break off now.
I'm thirsty...

*Crack*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*THUMP*

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TalkBack / Sonic Adventure DX to Feature Game Gear Titles
« on: March 23, 2003, 02:49:17 PM »
I'm crying.

Tears of joy everybody.

My God, I love Sonic Team! The thought of playing Sonic 2 via AV! The thought of playing Sonic Drift 2 on a TV!

Heh, after this, GameCube will have;

- Sonic (8-bit)
- Sonic (16-bit)
- Sonic 2 (8-bit)
- Sonic 2 (16-bit)
- Sonic Chaos
- Sonic Drift 2
- Sonic Triple Trouble
- Sonic 3
- Sonic & Knuckles
- Tails' Adventure
- Sonic Adventure
- Sonic Adventure 2
- Blue Sphere
- Ristar
- Flicky
- Sonic 3D Blast
- Sonic Spinball (8-Bit)
- Sonic Spinball (16-bit)
- Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

... Mmmmmm...... That's alot of love!

All we need is Chaotix, Sonic CD, Sonic Shuffle and Sonic School House =P


4686
General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 23, 2003, 11:16:59 AM »
*Sad face*

It's times like this I wish I had 40 ba-zillion dollars....

http://www.netspace.net.au/~leonlin/P3230033.JPG


http://www.netspace.net.au/~leonlin/P3230034.JPG



4687
Nintendo Gaming / Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron III CONFIRMED
« on: March 23, 2003, 10:49:21 AM »
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Originally posted by: Mario
Rogue Squadron 3?! Boo urns.


lol,

Mr. Burns: Were you saying boo or boo-urns?

Crowd: 'BOOOOO!!!!

Hans Moleman: .. I was saying boo-urns.



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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 23, 2003, 10:42:11 AM »
Mmm, tenticle's...

*Insert forced cough here*
If you get bad images in your head from thinking about tenticle rape hentai, just remember, there's whole pages out there dedicated to gore/death hentai... The wonders of the internet -_-
*Zooms off in some sort of fridge with wheels*

SHOWBAGS, SHOWBAGS FOR ALL!
Heh, I made a bet with some guys that I'd buy the 'Wild West' showbag, wear the contents and go around pretending to rope things... Man, I've done crazy sh!t, but this has gotta top it. I don't know if I'll go through with it. I'll embaress the fu<k outta myself and them, and If I do indeed do this, I'll be $100 richer.

... That could buy me.... Stuff!
=O, stuff!

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1 66CM WILD WEST CLICKER RIFLE WITH ACCESSORIES $10.95
1 LARGE BOW & ARROW SET $4.50
1 COWBOY HAT WITH ROPE $3.50
1 10 PIECE WILD WEST PLAY SET $4.95
1 INDIAN FEATHER HEADDRESS $2.50
1 COWBOY & INDIAN PLAY SET $6.95


A hat, rope, bow, feather headdress... And gun. *Gulp*

*Looks at calender*
The 24th today ey? Wow, the new Linkin Park album is out today.. If I wasn't so cheap, I'd actually pay money for this album!
*Continues to download it*


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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 22, 2003, 04:16:23 PM »
*Sits back down and stops smiling*

Aw.
Ah well... I can always... Verse... Myself... *Sticks wet fork in power point* CHUUUUUUUUUUU!

*Infernal Monkey has fainted*

Oh yeah, I saw a Pokemon advert on TV today. Nothing too amazing, just a bunch of odd folk holding various Pokemon, then coming up with a few seconds of Ruby/Saphire footage.
Bah.

*Sticks head out window*
WHERE'S THE METROID ADVERTISING NINTENDO AUSTRALIA? YOU'VE LEFT IT TOO LATE! BASTARD PEOPLE!


4690
Nintendo Gaming / Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron III CONFIRMED
« on: March 22, 2003, 03:58:05 PM »
Well, I for one am not excited. Not one bit.
I'd MUCH rather see an ORIGINAL space-shooter. One that's not restricted by the Star Wars license, I mean, c'mon, they already covered the movies best battles.. What are going to have now? The best battles from the various obscure comics?

Bah.

4691
General Chat / Zelda gets a makeover...
« on: March 22, 2003, 12:25:52 AM »
Uh, yeah... That's.. Great. I'm just going to... step... over... here... now

*Runs out front door*

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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 22, 2003, 12:09:33 AM »
Hey Termin8, did you happen to get Thursdays Daily Telegraph? It was meant to have all the funky full details of the Pokemon cook-off, battle mode, round 1, fight thing going on next week!

*Looks at Mum and frowns*
Throw the paper out before I can even look at it will ya? Why I outta... Get a drink....

Bah, I had to vote this morning. Stupid thing. Here's Dad telling me it's confusing and everything, I rock on up, get the GIANT sheet of paper, glance at the millions of names, pick 15 of the funniest names, throw it in the box, and walk out, into town, where I managed to find a working Mega CD in Cash Converters... What a day!
*Nods head*

Oh yeah, I have the whole MSN thing going if anybody feels the need to talk to me, therefore losing brain cells (I'm serious, you'll feel dumb after witnessing what I go on about =P)

funnydude84@hotmail.com

I also have AIM, but.. Don't expect to see me on that much, because it's a pretty crap program!
It's 'Infernal Munkey'

Some bastard already took Infernal Monkey.. And here I was thinking I made it up... *Cries like a school girl*

4693
General Chat / Sonic the Hedgehog 2 BETA
« on: March 20, 2003, 01:06:16 PM »
Unreleased products are still protected by copyright.

It's funky! And since it's a Beta, it's not considered evil to download it!
It has some pretty freaky stuff in it, like "Genocide City Zone", it's nothing more than a scrambled background, but damn, what a name!

Also included is a "Wood Zone" and "Hidden Palace Zone"
You can't get very far in them, but damn good stuff. Wonder why Sega cut them from the final version?

The music is also different, slightly. It's incomplete, so stuff sounds 'wrong' at times. Metropolis Zone's music is very evil in this. I like it!

To access these levels, you'll have to use the level select code. On the title screen, hold A+B+C and press start. Or it depends what you've got your keyboard keys mapped as.

There's also a number of different animations (Check out Sonic's skid animation, cool sh!t)

.. Enjoy!

Oh yeah, make sure you have an emulator, and remember, downloading full version games is evil!  

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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 20, 2003, 01:01:52 PM »
... What's wrong with Burger King? Mmmm, quality romantic meal consisting of sloppy heart-attacks-in-a-bun

Yummo!

4695
General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 20, 2003, 10:36:10 AM »
Quick Mario, here's what you do!
Go to the City..... .......

*cough*

Uh, get off a Town Hall, ... You'll be on George street if you're lucky, so yeah, there's the giant cinemas there, take her to see some girly film (Can't think of what's on at the moment...)

Just, make sure you don't take her to Jackass: The Movie, while us guys find this hilarious, for some reason, chicks don't dig it.
*Shrugs shoulders*

While at a quiet moment in the movie, use this line, it works great:
"So, you like stuff?"

Then you'll get lucky right there and then. True story. It happened once when I was high on Nesquick! So it's GOTTA work!

But seriously, the movies always works, plus George street is swamped with various food eating places, or if you really wanted to impress (and empty your wallet) just walk down to China town and go to a fancy pants restuarant. And get very confused.

If only this was next month, you could take her to the Easter Show!
Heh, can't wait till the show, I'm going to embaress myself by playing those clown games (where you put the sticky, sweaty balls in the clowns mouth... What a dirty game!)


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No kidding, althought the games my cousin mentioned were Minority Report and Rocky.

It would seem it also includes 18 Wheeler, Donald Duck Quack Attack and 'a few others not yet decided'

After seeing this great news in the MegaMart catalogue, I rang up a friend and told him about the $99 GameCube. Now he's going to camp outside the Auburn store at 8:00 Saturday morning =P
I ended up ringing about what other games would be $19.95... So yeah, Donald Duck, Rocky, 18 Wheeler, Minority Report and 'a few others'

Don't know if it's really worth my time going there to see the 'few others'...

Aw crap, I gotta vote tomorrow morning. *Sigh*
That means I have to get out of bed early just to go to a school and pretend to know what I'm doing.... Bah, I'll just close my eyes and select 15 people below the line.

*Closes eyes, attempts to select 15*

*Opens eyes to see a tree*
Wha?

Sir, you walked out waving your hand around like a moron, you killed an old lady and flipped over a car!

"WOW, WAS IT A BLUE CAR?!"

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General Chat / Gamers, Help me in my class... Please take my quick questionaire!
« on: March 19, 2003, 12:47:06 PM »
1. Yes, the likes of Mortal Kombat, Doom II, even played a fairly uncommon game by the name of "Harvester" on the PC at the age of five. It was one of those FMV type games, one 'boss' involved you aiming for his head and shooting, once defeated, you'd see him grasping his head and screaming in pain, followed by a nice explosion, consisting of brain fluid and various bits of body meat. Nice. Too bad the gameplay was about as fun as shoving blades under your tounge.

2. I think have video games to thank for my total lack of 'gross out' factor. I've sat through a VCD of "Faces of Death" and ended up smirking at some of the more hilarious deaths, my friends got to the point where they couldn't look on anymore..

3. Tough one. I very much doubt video games corrupt children, sure, some pre-teen might have an unhealthy amount of fun blowing the heads of old woman in GTAIII, but it's an escape. A stress reliever. Without these violent games, we'd most likely see more school shootings and so on. Society is one big kick in the face these days, kids go through more and more stress, even at tender ages. They need to escape once and a while..

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Nintendo Gaming / Zelda / Metroid could they save gcn in aus?
« on: March 19, 2003, 10:49:55 AM »
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Originally posted by: Mario
Hey, thats a good idea PIAC, i think i might sell Super Mario Sunshine and get a real platformer, BLINX! And who needs a console that doesnt sell well in Australia, its not worth it. As my friends say "wats teh point of having a failed g@ycube wen it deoisnt hav hayloe and.... all those other great exclusives when i can be cool and buy an xbox, i leik teh xbox coz my frend who haz haylo sed it rocked and i wanna be kool liek him!!!!!!1111omgwtflolrooflestehwooflesihavenotbeenbrainwashed"



*Grins like the monkey I am*

Best. Post. Ever

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Nintendo Gaming / The Music Volume I Use = 50%
« on: March 19, 2003, 10:44:39 AM »
I always leave the settings as default. I couldn't really care less, unless it's got crap music (ala: SMS) or crap sound effects (ala: basically any non-serious racing game)

In which case, I throw a CD in my stereo.

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General Chat / Game Music MP3 sites?
« on: March 19, 2003, 10:36:42 AM »
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Originally posted by: Grey Ninja
Locke, I have that song, but I was never really enamoured with it.  However, the newest song on OC Remix:  Super Mario 64 - PearlSong....  It's my new favorite.  The song is simply genius.


While it is a nice song, I found DJpretzel's take on the theme much better, it's called "Sunken Suite", very relaxing. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd throw in a link here.... Bah, just go to the site =P


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General Chat / Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: March 19, 2003, 10:15:17 AM »
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Originally posted by: Mario
Infernal, i have a question. Would you buy Sonic Mega Collection over Metroid Prime? If they were both sitting on the shelf, and you could only buy one, which would it be?


Well, personally, If I saw both of them sitting next to eachother, and I could only get one.. I'd go with Sonic Mega Collection. But hey, I have almost an obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog based stuff, so yeah! I will be getting Metroid, for sure, but I can't resist Sonic.

Mario, I'd say go with Metroid if you're stuck. Unless you have a fixation on Sonic like I, you'll get more out of Metroid.

*Shrugs shoulders*

And what's with Super Monkey Ball 2's box art? Bah, why can't we just stick with the American box?
*Cries self to sleep*

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Originally posted by: Termin8
"Are you 18 years old?"
I was somewhat taken back. You need to be 18 to get a LIBRARY CARD? Man.


Wow, when I first moved to NSW, I applied for a library card at Blacktown and Parra and got them right there and then, and I was like, 13 at the time! Silly 18+ library! =O MAYBE THEY HAVE PORN!

.... Hmmm, actually, if they did, I wouldn't suggest borrowing them. Might be hard to turn the pages =/

*Rolls away in a ball, avoiding holes in floor and backyard*

 

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