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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 04:13:26 AM »
If I wanted to get banned, I'd post delightful pics of the Taco boys. Involves vomit, taco shells, and penis. Put the puzzle together and you'll get a bad mental image!

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:49:46 AM »
I'd post a picture of an apple, then give no reason why. The guessing game is fun!

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:42:35 AM »
I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RELATED STUFF. There, I've said it! *Eats Sonic bubble gum that has been kept for over ten years now*

I wanna Sonic tattoo. I'd be a hit with the ladies, then. "HEY LADIES, I LIKE SONIC". *Laughing*

WHAT'S SO FUNNY? ZOOOM ZOOM SONIC BOOM!
*Attempts to curl up into ball*

*wakes up in Hospital with a twisted spine*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:33:46 AM »
OKAY!

*INFERNAL WINS!*

YAY! I had the power of Greyskull! BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! (Oldschool He-Man sh*t, people!)

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:21:10 AM »
I never play with my bonus dic, it's got Masterbate's Quest and everything, but it's too hard.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:12:51 AM »
They do bad things to my bonus dic?! *GASP NOISES*
*Chews the table*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 03:06:18 AM »
There once was a thread called the Aussie thread, back in it's birth it had a handful of people posting in it. All complaining about the Zelda bonus disc! They were like "AW MAN, WHERE BE MY ZELDA BONUS DIC?" and others were like "WOAH DUDE, YOU LEFT OUT THE S IN DISC!" and the other dude was like "DISC?".

Then some more people came along, and all talked about vagina's and drugs. It was all fun and games until 400 people lost their eyes. Not in this thread, but all over the world. Mostly firemen who were getting cats out of trees.

"HELLO KITTY KITTY"
*Kitty uses scratch attack*

*Fireman has 'fainted'*

Then like, this egg came along, and it was like, "YEAH" and I was going "AW YEAH? BURGERS?" then I didn't use full stops very much, so sentences were long and scary, often people would die from the inability to breath because my sentences were so long, I tried using it as a pick up, but no luck.

Then I'd totally go off track of my original point to the thread and eat bacon. Bacon has fat on it, I dislike it, so I give it to my dog. Dad often calls me a pansy for having such a cry over fat in meat, but I cannot help the fact I dont like chewing on grissle and fatty fat clear stuff that just doesn't go down.

Not down in a sexual way, either. That would require passports and little clay figures. Like Gumby and friends, although he wasn't really clay. Remember the block heads?

So yeah, I went DONT GO THERE GIRLFRIEND, while eating a mailbox. It had letters in there, one contained a million dollars, and I spent it all on rock candy. Real rocks, no candy. They became my friends and stuff. Then I ate them. They took their revenge a few hours later. Eek.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 02:55:57 AM »
I refuse to pay the $110 Target still want for Majora's Mask. I'd pay $30, at max. And doesn't that game NEED the expansion pak? Those f**ckers sell for $70 in EB now....

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 02:51:49 AM »
Zelda: Faces of Evil on CD-i > Majora's Mask.

POUST!

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 02:49:19 AM »
"All at the same time"

There! I posted all at the same time! OH MY GOD LAUGH OUT LOUD, AGE, SEX, LOCATION QUESTION MARKS.
Hambuuuuurgers.


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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 14, 2003, 02:45:43 AM »
POUST COUNT ++!

So anyway, I was sitting on my chair today, doin chair related activites, when all of a sudden a BURGER WHALE COMBO MEAL hit my window and made a THUD noise. I went *GASP* and wet myself.

Four hours later, I went out and got myself the latest gaming technology, the Atari 7800. It has Crossbow on it, and I laughed at a Nintendo logo and then humped a Capcom logo. Then I ate a telephone, and typed words at Planet GameCube. End the!

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Might Electronic Arts be working with Nintendo?
« on: September 12, 2003, 09:27:00 PM »
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Originally posted by: HereticPB
Factor 5 created a Divx tool for the GC. They have been using for a long time. Divx that is.

HtPB


Thanks for that little history lesson.

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: Nintendo to go the way of Sega - Nintendo is for kids
« on: September 12, 2003, 09:21:38 PM »
I wish I got paid to write up an article, load it with mindless crap based on my biased opinions and make up 'facts'.
*Sighs ever so slightly*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 12, 2003, 09:15:14 PM »
Haha, nice poem, Bill! ^_^
I nearly died when I saw that news about the Mega Man collection. Made my day, it did. And quite amusing that it's not coming to Xbox.

Nice to see PGC has evolved back into from its train wreck yesterday. Now it seems to be back to its normal 'Slower than anything else on the Internet, but working'

I swear, they need a thing on the front page "Forums, NOT FOR 56K". It's slowly becoming that way for me. *ANGST, BITCH, WHINGE*

Where's my TAB?

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TalkBack / RE: Mega Man Anniversay Compliation on the Way
« on: September 12, 2003, 08:57:03 PM »
*Dies*

*over and over again*

Now THIS is awesome news. This has officially become my most wanted game. Plus TV adverts, half an hour of anime, interviews? Holy moly. HOLY MOLY. *Throws his Rockman World Mega Drive cartridge in the bin*

I never got to play Mega Man five, or six. I've never even seen them in action. CAN'T FRIGGIN' WAIT. *Makes love to a Capcom logo*

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 11, 2003, 08:10:33 PM »
Holy crap, what the HELL is wrong with PGC's servers NOW? Ten minutes of refreshing is not fun.

KnowsNothing, it is indeed Green Hills Zone, but from Sonic 2 on the Master System.
One of the more obscure Sonic games out there.. I mean, the boss in that zone was a big fat guy who tried to roll you over! Silly pants Sonic Team.

I never finished Zelda 2 on NES either, Nitsu.. But that's because I hated the game. Never liked the platforming dungeons and castles, and Link's trippy death sequence scared the hell out of me.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 10, 2003, 02:07:38 AM »
Yay! Shifty is here! *Never fears*

... Quiet Tremin9
Well... *cough*... IF YOU HAVE CABLE, WHY ARE YOU OFFLINE? YOU MUST LIVE ONLINE NOW! AND DOWNLOAD PORN FOR INFERNAL, MUST DOWNLOAD PORN FOR INFERNAL.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 09, 2003, 06:38:20 PM »
"Sorry Bart, I traded it for some Pog with Alf on them. Remember Alf? WELL HE'S BACK!"

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What kind of assignment are you currently involved in doing, Infernal?


A very annoying one that's kept me away from the net for like a week. I went "YEAH, I'M GUNNA GET THIS DONE! NO FARTING AROUND, NO NET UNTIL I DO!"

Then I looked at the assignment sheet for a few hours, scratching my head until it was RAW AND BLOODY. And I end up on the net anyway. BUT NOT FOR VERY LONG, BECAUSE I GO NONONONONO!!

It's like, networking and stuff. We've gotta set up this 15 story office block as one big happy network. Not only that, but get their PC's up and running. ALL USING MIND BULLETS! We have to research exactly how much software licensing is, how much it would cost to get people to install the cabling, what specs the server would be, how they could upgrade in the future, which network cable would be best, which network card, figure out employee training, figure out some way for 40 idiots with these fancy Telxon portable PC's to connect to the network, how to seperate the network into many smaller ones AND keep it under $50,000.


WOWOWOWOWWOWOWOW! What a long sentence that was.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 09, 2003, 12:26:19 AM »
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inserts 40 quarters*

*gets squirted with some water*

WOAH NICE GRAPHICS!


LAUGH OUT LOUD! OOooooh, that's a classic.

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 09, 2003, 12:03:13 AM »
BURGERS.

I leave for like, two days and there's two new pages of goodness? I'm impressed! So impressed, I'm going to devour a rubber band. HAHAHAHA, IT'S RUBBER.

Shabadoo, if PRODUCTNUMBERZEROTHREE is becoming teh crap, throw it back at EB and exchange it for some Yu-GE-OOOOHHHHH-UUUNNNNFFF-OOOOO porn anime kids show kiddy pointless cards. YOU COULD GET LOTS. I HAVE SHOE.

THIS ASSIGNMENT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. IT'S NOT FAIR, I WISH TO DRIVE, BUT IT GOES 'NONONONONONONO' AND CRASHES ME HEAD FIRST INTO A BUCKET OF RE-FRIED GOO!

And erm. Erm. Erm. Fullstop. Continue? YES/NO/MAYBE. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WATERWORLD. GAME OVER. PLEASE INSERT 40 QUARTERS TO CONTINUE. *Buzzsaw sound effect*

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General Gaming / RE: GTA3 and Vice City double pack coming to ps2 and XBOX!
« on: September 07, 2003, 04:53:11 AM »
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live, in cars!

Ahahaha, when that first popped up in Vice City, I instantly thought of Freddy Got Fingered.  

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Nintendo Gaming / RE:Where's Sonic?
« on: September 07, 2003, 04:41:22 AM »
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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
Sonic is a super-sonic headchog (sp?)  He can move faster than the speed of sound.  Do you think a dinky little kart could keep up  with that?


Sega's early Mario Kart clone, Sonic Drift had Sonic farting around in a slow go-kart.
I'd love to see Sonic in Mario Kart... Maybe with a Sonic themed track, too. Mmmmmm, Green Hill Zone.

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Nintendo Gaming / RE: GTA for Cube in future?....... quote inside.
« on: September 07, 2003, 04:35:01 AM »
So what, we can expect a lazy, half assed GTAIII port sometime late next year or something?
Then it'll sell like rubbish, and Take Two will go "ALL NINTENDO'S FAULT, STUFF NINTENDO! THEY SUCK"


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Nintendo Gaming / RE: My GC memory card broke! How do I restore the data??
« on: September 07, 2003, 04:25:37 AM »
My official Mem card 59 did that whole "Object in slot cannot be used". It got corrupted first, saying I had to format it, I did. Then got the "CANNOT BE USED, SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR BELIEVING OFFICIAL CARDS NEVER CRAP OUT".. Well, not quite.

I took it out.... Looked at it, jammed it back in, and it worked. My advice, JAM it back in.  

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General Chat / RE: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion
« on: September 07, 2003, 04:04:42 AM »
The mini games get harder, shabadoo. Even the basic ones can become a nightmare.
Plenty of crap to unlock, too.

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