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NWR Forums Discord / Re: latest news from the Too Human watch!
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:54:11 PM »
=/

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:52:46 PM »
I raise you one big fucking forehead for one dick neck!

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I won't have a problem with that.


I hope she also has a breath mint as well.

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Can't do that well with a shaky camera!


How much materia do you have?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: latest news from the Too Human watch!
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:46:53 PM »
Hasn't Silicon Knights been life-rafted by Nintendo yet?

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General Gaming / Re: Microsoft's Project Natal
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:45:41 PM »
Ugh...
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EA's CEO wants Nintendo to make hardcore games more often.
by *insert gaming media outlet slave here*


After the release of Dead Space: Extraction, EA's attempt to satisfy Nintendo's hardcore audience despite the fact it could have easily worked as a FPS, EA's CEO decides to troll for attention by saying that Nintendo needs to make more hardcore games. We, being the ignorant gaming media, outright agree with this statement because without trolling the web we won't get our money hats.


"Nintendo needs to make more hardcore games. Why? Because Dead Space: Extraction failed due to us dragging our asses and spouting PR bullshit. Hell, I'm doing it right now but I know I'm right because I am a big wig CEO." EA's CEO says. "Well Nintendo? Do something! Now excuse me, I'm going to lay off 1000 employees."


Despite high sales of family friendly affair, many third party efforts are selling below par not due to being mediocre at best but because the audience is not there. See that folks, we trolled the entire Wii fanbase! Now give us money because we need the internet hits!
I hate myself right now.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories coming December 8th
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:29:45 PM »
Flashlight physics forced this game to get delayed.


I bet that's the reason.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: New Wii Zelda
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:28:46 PM »
I really want a WiiMake of Wind Waker that is a directors cut that has the content that was deleted since they had to rush the game. I am biased towards the Celdas. Yes, it makes me suck... yeah.

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The ever-amazing awesome of Mop fury!


Taser not included.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« on: December 02, 2009, 08:17:07 PM »
I'm using it now so :P


Only one can use it.

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The undead drop hearts and I think are worth 200 points. lol castlevania reference

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: December is "Christmas is Cancelled" Month!
« on: December 02, 2009, 08:11:32 PM »
buttered Daisy reindeer cosplay
Greatest thing ever.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: New Wii Zelda
« on: December 02, 2009, 08:10:42 PM »
Of course, twilight princess was one of the best zeldas ever, so it's hardly like it makes much difference...
It was also predictable, and also was OoT 2.0 with more shades of REALISM.


You have the Zeltards to thank for that.

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General Gaming / Re: Microsoft's Project Natal
« on: December 02, 2009, 02:41:19 PM »
i'm glad you read it, i took too long trying to get it sound JUST right.
I can understand that. I tried to attempt to make a mock IGN review, but I don't think my brain can drop so many IQ points in order to make something like that.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« on: December 02, 2009, 02:35:25 PM »
I support that, but I need a Peach Xmas avatar. Anyone?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Change the Title of the Person Above You
« on: December 02, 2009, 02:32:45 PM »
Pixelated 'Fro and Kitty

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Our police officers can kill you with TASERS. if your body has medical problems.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Excitebots:Trick Racing!
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:36:01 PM »
Wario Land: Shake It I think sold more, and that game wasn't advertised AT ALL.
 
Monster should just get working on an F-Zero game. Them or Amusement Vision, it doesn't really matter.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories coming October 13th
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:34:22 PM »
That's an interesting view.
 
Personally, I think both games will be good, but one will win in sales. That will be Crystal Bearers because: a) it's Crystal Chronicles game that doesn't dick around with the single player focus and b) it's Final Fantasy.
 
Aside from the Japan only Silent Hill GBA game, Silent Hill hasn't been on alot of Nintendo consoles. I found it was slipping in popularity after the fourth game (the third on the PS2).

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: New Wii Zelda
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:31:23 PM »
The handheld Zeldas haven't really suffered that setback since the handheld crowds are less demanding. Toilet Princess, on the other hand, suffered because Nintendo wanted to please the whiny Zeltards.
 
Face it, Nintendo can never please them no matter how brilliant they make something. On the other hand, Mario Galaxy hasn't received that much whining.

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General Gaming / Re: Microsoft's Project Natal
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:26:34 PM »
The sad fact is this is what normal news media outlets would write.
 
We are getting pretty good at making mock news stories. I think we've already mastered IGN game reviews though.

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Tasers? Oh you would just love going to a certain airport in Canada! I'm scared to go there now.

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TalkBack / Re: Phoenix Wright WiiWare Confirmed
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:04:22 AM »
Not to worry, incest doesn't kick in until the very very end.

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General Gaming / Re: Microsoft's Project Natal
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:01:32 AM »
The glory of Highly Dramatic stupidity.

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