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NWR Forums Discord / Re: latest news from the Too Human watch!
« on: December 02, 2009, 11:54:11 PM »
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EA's CEO wants Nintendo to make hardcore games more often.I hate myself right now.
by *insert gaming media outlet slave here*
After the release of Dead Space: Extraction, EA's attempt to satisfy Nintendo's hardcore audience despite the fact it could have easily worked as a FPS, EA's CEO decides to troll for attention by saying that Nintendo needs to make more hardcore games. We, being the ignorant gaming media, outright agree with this statement because without trolling the web we won't get our money hats.
"Nintendo needs to make more hardcore games. Why? Because Dead Space: Extraction failed due to us dragging our asses and spouting PR bullshit. Hell, I'm doing it right now but I know I'm right because I am a big wig CEO." EA's CEO says. "Well Nintendo? Do something! Now excuse me, I'm going to lay off 1000 employees."
Despite high sales of family friendly affair, many third party efforts are selling below par not due to being mediocre at best but because the audience is not there. See that folks, we trolled the entire Wii fanbase! Now give us money because we need the internet hits!

buttered Daisy reindeer cosplayGreatest thing ever.
Of course, twilight princess was one of the best zeldas ever, so it's hardly like it makes much difference...It was also predictable, and also was OoT 2.0 with more shades of REALISM.
i'm glad you read it, i took too long trying to get it sound JUST right.I can understand that. I tried to attempt to make a mock IGN review, but I don't think my brain can drop so many IQ points in order to make something like that.