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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 12, 2008, 03:24:27 PM »

They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book. That's one of the reasons why I hate make-up. Make-up can look good if applied respectfully, but when it borders on generously, that's when I'm turned off. I especially hate bright red lip-stick.

I'm all about that natural beauty. The best time to judge a girl's looks is right after she gets done working out; cuz if they look good then, then they'll look good in almost every other context.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Mafia XXVII: Mad Science. Sign-ups begin now!

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:51:40 PM »

I'm in.

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General Chat / Re: Network HDD and Digital Media Player EDIT: MEDIA SERVER

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:50:24 PM »

What happens when you want to play Wii with your buddies?

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TalkBack / Re: NHL 2K9 Skates Its Way Onto Wii

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:22:08 PM »

I might have to pick up this game just for the multiplayer. Hell, I still play blades of steel from time to time.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Miyamoto reafirms Wii Music is still coming along

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:21:20 PM »

That box art kicks ass. I can't wait for this game.

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General Chat / Re: Network HDD and Digital Media Player EDIT: MEDIA SERVER

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:20:06 PM »

Wow, that does look ideal. I wonder how much it would cost for me to make one though.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 12, 2008, 01:18:47 PM »

This is the worst thread ever....

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: The world ends in three hours!

« on: September 11, 2008, 11:52:30 PM »

I completely agree!

I'm getting giddy with anticipation. Even if this makes the theoretical science behind particle physics fall flat on it's face, it'll at least throw us in the right track.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Random poll of the week: Jim Carrey

« on: September 11, 2008, 11:15:48 PM »

So many good movies. I love Ace Ventura and especially When Nature Calls. I love Dumb and Dumber and Me, Myself, and Irene. ESOTSM is fucking amazing and so is the Truman Show.

I haven't seen Man on the Moon and Earth girls are easy, but I've seen the Grinch and the Mask and they're both hilarious.

Then there's Liar, Liar. There is so many funny moments in that movie.


I had to go with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind since I was going with movie first, funny second.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 11:08:06 PM »

I was talking about beating off to a picture of a face; not actively having sex.

And you do make a good point. I know what I like, but my tastes can be completely random. That's a good thing though.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 08:56:10 PM »

I really hope your kidding. That's really fucked up. Not even about the picture, but about the fact that you could get off on a face alone.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »

LOL

For real though....

Here's a pic from the perse:

Those glaring bright blue eyes and that accent are a DEADLY combination.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 01:32:13 PM »

It can  look sexy (just look at Halley Berry), but on most girls it just isn't. Usually when it looks sexy, it just that the girl was sexy to begin with.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: The world ends in three hours!

« on: September 11, 2008, 01:30:17 PM »

Bump.

I just read up on it and this sounds so damn interesting that even if there is a chance of ending the world, it will be worth the risk. I'm especially interested in how this might rip a hole in space/time. This could truly be the small step towards time travel and teleportation.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 12:18:34 PM »

Scottish can be sexy, but I prefer the aussie and kiwi accents of English to any other.

Oh and don't underestimate the Russian accent. I have a very cute Russian friend and I always pick on her commanding accent; telling her that she would be awesome in bed in a dominatrix kind of way. I'm not even into that in the least bit, but I'd let her tell me what to do.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: NEW CONTEST: Make Spak-Spang an avatar

« on: September 11, 2008, 12:38:55 AM »

Oh man *wipes tear* those are great!

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 11, 2008, 12:37:22 AM »

Well she has to be cute first.....but seriously, glorious long hair is hot. I already mentioned grasping it, but I especially like it when she's on top and she tosses her hair to one side or when she sits up and her hair is covering her breasts................fuckin hot.

I dumped my girlfriend for many reasons (mostly because I couldn't be trusted not to cheat on her and I didn't want to break her heart that way), one of them being that she never let her hair grow past her shoulders. That always irked me.

Might as well keep it going between us three.

What about ethnicity? Does it matter to you? There are attractive girls anywhere you go, but for me, I'm all about foreign girls; latin and south american especially. Foreign accents (french and Spanish in particular) are simply too hot.

If I'm at a party or bar or anywhere really, I always go for the cute foreign chick rather than the really hot american chick.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 10, 2008, 10:17:21 PM »

Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

oh in that case it makes sense. My thing is, my little sister had long hair like that so the few times i've seen women with hair as long as hers in person, i compare it to my sisters. I'm sure you can see how weird that is (and i know some of you will say something stupid, but its ok)

Here's a couple examples of what i was talking about. She has the perfect length.

OMG, there's this hot chick with the sweetest afro on campus.  I knew her last year, and she was cute then, but now she has this incredibly sexy 'fro.  I just thought about her.

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

I've seen some really cute girls with fros before. I wasn't concerned with her hair more than  I was with her face and body though.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 10, 2008, 09:01:08 PM »

Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: NEW CONTEST: Make Spak-Spang an avatar

« on: September 10, 2008, 08:37:27 PM »

Here you go:



If I win, I can crop it for you.

P.S. What would I win?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 10, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »

It's all about a pretty face and cute behind. A girl with bust is attractive, but if she doesn't have a pretty face and phat ass then she won't get hollered at by me.

What about hair? I feel like the longer the better. I'm not going to diss a girl just cuz her hair is short (unless it's tooooooo short), but I do prefer that long straight hair that is long enough to touch the top of her ass. Especially the type of hair that latin and asian people possess. Curly hair is fine unless it isn't natural. I actually have a theory; chicks who use spray in there hair to make it look wet and curly are almost always crazy.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: The world ends in three hours!

« on: September 10, 2008, 12:40:11 PM »

There is a serious lack of originality in posts in this thread.

Dude! Why would you post that?! hahahahahahhahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

I knew your were into to anime beastiality, but the robot dog? I'm sorry, but that is hilarious.


EDIT: PROTONS HAVE YET TO BE COLLIDED. END OF THE WORLD STILL POSSIBLE.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever

« on: September 10, 2008, 12:35:50 PM »

Pshhh....

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Politics piss me off

« on: September 10, 2008, 01:23:50 AM »

thatguy - I never said you couldn't tell, I was saying that their name had to be dragged through the dirt first.

And no DAaaMan - They don't automatically know, but isn't it at least comforting to know that they are indeed trying to better your lives first, with no ulterior motives.

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TalkBack / Re: IMPRESSIONS: Rock Revolution

« on: September 10, 2008, 01:20:00 AM »

God I hate Fall out boy. It's not even because they are the worst band ever, it's because their name is spitting on one of the greatest Simpsons episode.

Those fucking bastards.