Post by: Forte on June 29, 2004, 09:00:41 PM
Zelda was a Pirate.
Who will Zelda be next?
Post by: KnowsNothing on June 30, 2004, 05:21:45 AM
Post by: Jale on June 30, 2004, 08:26:10 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 30, 2004, 12:37:01 PM
If this is OoT Link, then Zelda will be Zelda
If this is WW Link, then Zelda will be Tetra
If this is a whole new Link, then Zelda can be anything...
I prefer number two...
Post by: Coarse_Limely on June 30, 2004, 01:52:53 PM
Post by: SgtShiversBen on June 30, 2004, 03:23:12 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 30, 2004, 03:46:36 PM
It's been done before...
Post by: elementc on June 30, 2004, 04:32:55 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill
This really depends on where this game will take place...
If this is OOT Link, then Zelda will be Zelda
If this is WW Link, then Zelda will be Tetra
If this is a whole new Link, then Zelda can be anything...
I prefer number two...
Hmm... OOT's alter ego for Zelda was Sheik, not Zelda.
Oh, and Knows Nothing, the whole ninja thing has already been done... sort of, I guess. I'd say being a Sheikah counts as being a ninja.
Post by: Bill Aurion on June 30, 2004, 04:47:03 PM
However, at the end of WW, Zelda reverted back to Tetra...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 30, 2004, 07:18:03 PM
Post by: Dasmos on June 30, 2004, 09:17:13 PM
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Originally posted by: Professional 666
The Dredd Pirate Roberts.
Yeah Princess Bride rulz but she should be Inigo Montoya! My name is Inigo Montoya you kill my father prepare to die!! But link should kill her father so she will bent on revnge! AWESOME
Post by: Cube_King on June 30, 2004, 11:51:30 PM
Post by: Hostile Creation on July 01, 2004, 06:03:36 AM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 01, 2004, 10:55:15 AM
Post by: SgtShiversBen on July 01, 2004, 11:37:49 AM
Post by: Berny on July 01, 2004, 12:33:05 PM
Post by: evil intentions on July 01, 2004, 07:17:11 PM
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Originally posted by: Forte
Zelda was a Sheikah.
Zelda was a Pirate.
Who will Zelda be next?
This is probably a really retarded question but, what game was Zelda a pirate?
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However, at the end of WW, Zelda reverted back to Tetra...
It's a shame too since Tetra looked a lot cuter as a princess.
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 01, 2004, 07:20:25 PM
Post by: evil intentions on July 01, 2004, 07:31:25 PM
Post by: couchmonkey on July 02, 2004, 06:07:52 AM
But back to the topic at hand! Inspired by Anime, Nintendo will make Zelda a buxom nurse in the next game! And Link will live in a house filled with all the cute girls from the previous games! And they'll have wacky/dramatic/action-packed adventures! Rauru will be a tiny old man who's peeping in the girls' bathroom when he's not giving out sage advice. Every boss battle will end with the dungeon exploding, and there will be at least one scene with the girls bathing nude in hot springs. Which will be somewhat ironic since Ruto is always nude.
Gee, I hope Nintendo reads this and takes all my suggestions into account. That sounds like a great game!
Post by: Bill Aurion on July 02, 2004, 06:22:52 AM
In breaking news, girls wear makeup! Would you rather have Link wearing makeup?
Post by: Berny on July 02, 2004, 07:56:48 AM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on July 02, 2004, 11:33:36 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on July 02, 2004, 11:50:22 AM
Post by: evil intentions on July 02, 2004, 08:02:03 PM
Post by: elementc on July 02, 2004, 09:04:11 PM
Back to the main topic, I forgot to make a guess in my last post, so here goes!!
Zelda will be a midget in a half monkey, half waffle suit, and she will be called "RENALDO!!" Including the caps and exclamation points. Pretty good guess if I do say so myself. Evidence showing that that isn't quite as far fetched as it sounds... Tingle, a 35 year old midget wearing a fairy outfit.
Post by: evil intentions on July 03, 2004, 08:57:10 PM
Stop picking on Zelda! You're hurting her feelings!
Post by: elementc on July 04, 2004, 06:56:05 PM
Post by: Link_Up on July 09, 2004, 09:18:42 AM
Sure hope Zelda won't end up with an alter ego that changes her into a hairy female dwarf, or one of those butt-ugly orc's/goblin's/uruk-hai's (take your pick, who do you find most ugly?)
Post by: Forte on July 09, 2004, 06:40:48 PM
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on July 10, 2004, 03:29:17 AM
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Originally posted by: Bill
In breaking news, girls wear makeup! Would you rather have Link wearing makeup?
I thought you wear makeup? Opps.......that was our little secret.
