Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Caliban on May 18, 2004, 05:45:33 PM
The couple is from Germany?! I don't understand it. They have quite a good education system so at least they should've had some biology lessons. I still don't believe it...how in heaven could they nullify the primal urge to reproduce?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Gibdo Master on May 18, 2004, 05:58:35 PM
What a load of BS. Doesn't a fertility test for a male involve jacking off into a cup? How the hell would he have known how to do that if he didn't know about sex? There's no way this is possible.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 18, 2004, 06:00:42 PM
Does this mean they get to watch those Miracle of Life videos?!
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 18, 2004, 06:12:32 PM
I heard this on the radio, too, so there are different sources, which means the Sun at least didn't make it up.
Also, I would assume a fertility test would begin with a few questions before you get to the physical part.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 18, 2004, 06:20:59 PM
Now where's that damn stork!?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Mario on May 18, 2004, 09:54:07 PM
what
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: KDR_11k on May 18, 2004, 10:34:29 PM
Anyone need a proof Christianity is dying out?
Probably Bavarians (if you don't understand that, think Texans). Only there have we got enough fundamentalists to prevent education in school. In the rest of the federation nobody gives a f#ck about religion, so you can expect sexual education to take place. In fact they must have skipped school or have really aggressive parents who gave them excuses for skipping biology lessons (I'm not sure whether that really was biology or whether there were dedicated lessons for sexual education, been a while since then). Either way, serves them right. Stupidity shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Pale on May 19, 2004, 05:38:03 AM
Quote Originally posted by: KDR_11kProbably Bavarians
They make good dougnuts...
Is that how you spell dougnuts?? Hmm... donuts...dougnuts...I dunno...
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 19, 2004, 06:01:43 AM
Well not for us Catholics...Catholics are...err...Pro-procreation... ^_^;
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 19, 2004, 09:18:45 AM
Who wants to bet that after the discovery of sex the couple has been doing nothing else?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 19, 2004, 09:32:30 AM
"Anyone need a proof Christianity is dying out?"
Yeah because of two really dumb people a whole religion is dying out. That makes tons of sense.
What I don't get is how come their parents never said anything. Even if you were really sheltered from sex (and that would be pretty hard particularly in North America) surely your parents would tell you after you got married. Only pre-marital sex is a sin in Christian religions. Sex after marriage is perfectly moral and is encouraged or at least it is with Catholics. I'm not 100% sure what the different Protestant religions think about sex within marriage.
I imagine though that the couple has been naked with each other and touched each other's private parts. That in itself would probably satisfy any urges. They probably just don't know the mechanics of intercourse.
"Who wants to bet that after the discovery of sex the couple has been doing nothing else?"
It's probably really good for their marriage. They've had all this time to build a relationship and really get to know each other beforehand. Now sex can add an extra spark to their relationship.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Caliban on May 19, 2004, 10:27:08 AM
Quote Originally posted by: KnowsNothing Who wants to bet that after the discovery of sex the couple has been doing nothing else?
I'm betting that they are doing it right.........now!
Quote Originally posted by: KDR_11k Probably Bavarians (if you don't understand that, think Texans). Only there have we got enough fundamentalists to prevent education in school. In the rest of the federation nobody gives a f#ck about religion, so you can expect sexual education to take place. In fact they must have skipped school or have really aggressive parents who gave them excuses for skipping biology lessons
I got to agree with KDR_11k, probably they are from a region with a very conservative way of life so probably they missed on purpose the Human Biology Chapter.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 19, 2004, 01:55:55 PM
Who'll bet they got completely grossed out by each other.
[Couple looks at each other, finally seeing beyond the veil of their reality...]
"GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT!?"
"TIS THE DEVIL'S WORK!"
"PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!"
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: KDR_11k on May 20, 2004, 01:27:30 AM
Hm, why doesn't christianity encourage nudity? After all, Adam and Eve only realized they were naked because of Satan's doing, right? So shouldn't we work against that?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 20, 2004, 10:37:47 AM
We should all be nekkid?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 12:00:18 PM
"Hm, why doesn't christianity encourage nudity?"
Same reason society in general doesn't: because most people aren't very attractive.
I think the real reason is that it would be kind of hard to resist having premarital sex if you were surrounded by naked people all the time. It's a temptation issue I figure.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 12:06:21 PM
Temptation is only fueled by restricting something. The more you're told not to do something the more interested you are in doing it- it's human nature.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 12:31:04 PM
"Temptation is only fueled by restricting something."
True but in theory everything that is restricted has a good reason for being restricted. For example murder is restricted for obvious reasons and violence is restricted as well because it can lead to murder. If Christian religions restrict pre-marital sex obviously a strong temptation like casual nudity should be restricted as well. In the Catholic Faith deliberately putting oneself in a situation that strongly tempts one to sin is considered a sin itself. Thus casual nudity would be a sin.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 20, 2004, 12:41:29 PM
Yeah, I get what Ian's saying: the percentage of blind people would skyrocket due to casual nudity.
Nudity.
~~~~~
Nude.
~~~~~
HAHAHAHA
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 12:41:30 PM
Things like murder aren't natural, though- sex is, especially premarital (or just plain nonmarital) sex. Monogamy and marriage are human inventions and do not come naturally, therefor restricting something like sex only makes it more tempting. The social taboo on murder is not the thing keeping most people froming doing it, while the social taboo on premarital sex is what's keeping most people from doing it, or so I'd guess.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 01:04:14 PM
"Monogamy and marriage are human inventions and do not come naturally"
I'll agree that marriage is a human invention and really just a formal way of establishing a monogamous relationship. However monogamy itself IS natural. Several species of animals practice it in some form or fashion. Several types of birds for example establish life-long mating relationships. And many other species at the very least have family units. Therefore it is perfectly natural for human beings to establish life-long mating partners. Human children need to be taken care of for several years and judging by the physical differences of the human male and female I think both parents are vital to the parenting role.
The only difference is that humans don't have instinct the same way other animals do so we have the ability to make choices and think so thus different people are going to choose a different sexual lifestyle and some people don't even want to procreate. If you want to have kids though the odds are pretty good the lifestyle you choose will incorporate a monogamous relationship to some extent. Not just because it's what we've been "conditioned" to do but because it actually works really well.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 01:46:20 PM
Wow, several types of birds are monogamous. We as humans are programmed to pass on our genes to as many mates as possible- sticking with one mate is a direct violation of our natural instincts. Why do you think men cheat in relationships far more often than women? Sex is natural- in fact, it's the means by which we attain all we're really here to do, which is reproduce. And when you restrict something that comes naturally it only makes you want to do it anymore- it's human nature. The only difference between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom in this respect is we're conscious of our actions and can therefor choose to follow through with our instincts, as hard that may be. I could say a lot more about monogamy, but then we'd get into a religious debate, so I'll refrain from it.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 02:41:21 PM
"We as humans are programmed to pass on our genes to as many mates as possible- sticking with one mate is a direct violation of our natural instincts."
Why do you think that? I've come to exact opposite conclusion though that it is mostly due to the fact that I personally do not have the urge to reproduce with multiple partners and I've noticed that situations where a male hops from female to female and has multiple children with different mothers usually doesn't work out very well. The monogamous relationship has appeared to be more successful. So perhaps it isn't necessarily natural but it's something that humans have adapted because it's a good idea.
And here's a doozy for you. If monogamy is a human creation does that mean that love is as well?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2004, 03:08:25 PM
"Wow, several types of birds are monogamous."
It's not just birds, but many mammals as well...
"We as humans are programmed to pass on our genes to as many mates as possible- sticking with one mate is a direct violation of our natural instincts."
First of all, humans lack instinct...Maybe if you replaced "instinct" with "hormones" it'd work out...Second, if this were the case, then why do such species as foxes, for example, mate for life?
And the main reason for spouses cheating on each other is boredom of each other, which as far as science knows, is a feeling only humans get...
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 03:22:46 PM
Quote And here's a doozy for you. If monogamy is a human creation does that mean that love is as well?
Love is a chemical reaction to insure the best upbringing for offspring- mothers are much more loving more often than not because they're supposed to be. Love between mates is an illusion created so they'll have sex more often- true love is complete crap.
Quote First of all, humans lack instinct...Maybe if you replaced "instinct" with "hormones" it'd work out...Second, if this were the case, then why do such species as foxes, for example, mate for life?
Honestly, Bill, don't single out the very few exceptions and ignore on the VAST majority of animals (including mammals) that AREN'T monogamous- a few cases does not mean monogamy is natural for every animal. Hell, most animals that are monogamous aren't even together with the sire of their offspring- humans are one of the only creatures who's sexual partners and social partners are on and the same.
Also, don't tell me humans lack instinct- newborn babies inherently known where their mother's breast almost immediately after birth. Are you going to tell me THAT'S hormonal? Humans are NO different than any other animal- I can't possibly see how we lack instincts. Elaborate on that, please.
Quote And the main reason for spouses cheating on each other is boredom of each other, which as far as science knows, is a feeling only humans get...
How vague! What do you think causes that boredom? Being together with the same mate constantly! Don't you think that an animal that is not naturally monogamous would grow bored of the mate they've forced themselved to be with? Even if humans are the only animals that experience boredom, wouldn't that be the logical emotion to assign to forced and unnatural monogamy? A statement like that can work both ways.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2004, 03:36:25 PM
"Love between mates is an illusion created so they'll have sex more often- true love is complete crap."
Touche...Maybe because you've never felt it? ^_^ I've felt love that was completely non-sexual towards a close girlfriend of mine...
"Being together with the same mate constantly- don't you think that an animal that is not naturally monogamous would grow bored of the mate they've forced themselved to be with?"
Then the question should be, "Why do they force themselves into that position?" My monogamy example was exactly what you said, to prove that monogamy isn't "unnatural." But humans are a strange exception...Humans can have either monogamous or syngamous tendancies...And it's not just society that has made room for monogamous relationships in the human race, as there were monogamous relationships long before these rules and religions were established...I myself have monogamous "feelings" so to speak(which may or may not be held back morality alone, but I guess we'll never know ^_^)...So don't put the tab completely on humans as a whole being syngamous, because that's absolutely not true...
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 20, 2004, 03:47:35 PM
"I'd have 2 chicks at the same time... Hell yeah, man."
-- that neighbor dude from "Office Space."
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 03:49:12 PM
I never said humans can't overcome monogamy, and you do raise a good point that I can't use it as a blanket statement, but I still firmly believe that at our core we are not meant to be monogamous, and it's society that has engrained in us the desire to be monogamous- I'm not saying that we should reject monogamy, just offering my view on why we don't- I'm certain I'll end up in a monogamous relationship as well (if I can ever even get in a relationship ). Keep in mind that polygamy comes just as naturally to some people as monogamy to us. I was wrong to generalize everyone into one category, though, sorry.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 04:48:37 PM
"Love between mates is an illusion created so they'll have sex more often- true love is complete crap."
Well I love my parents and my siblings and to some extent my best friends. I have no sexual desire for any of these people whatsoever.
"I love you man." "And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two full grown men."
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: DrZoidberg on May 20, 2004, 04:58:01 PM
Quote Touche...Maybe because you've never felt it? ^_^ I've felt love that was completely non-sexual towards a close girlfriend of mine...
moer liek boyfriend am i rite? pro tip, don't get all angsty, bill knows the score
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 05:04:39 PM
Quote "Love between mates is an illusion created so they'll have sex more often- true love is complete crap."
Are your parents and siblings your mates? If not, you quoted the wrong line. I think this is the one you wanted:
Quote Love is a chemical reaction to insure the best upbringing for offspring- mothers are much more loving more often than not because they're supposed to be.
You're feeling comradery and empathy- you're simply extending the emotion design to help the success of the species to other people. Humans can do that.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 20, 2004, 06:22:09 PM
*confusion subsided*
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 20, 2004, 06:22:37 PM
Another job well done.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Ian Sane on May 20, 2004, 08:22:58 PM
MC I think the reason we have different views on these subjects is because you're an athiest and I'm not. The conclusions we're reaching all rely on the individual conclusion we've come to regarding the existance of God. Thus we're not really going to go anywhere without religion getting into the arguement. We also cannot persuade each other on these smaller issues without first persuading each other on that primary issue as these issues are all dependent on that.
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: KDR_11k on May 20, 2004, 09:27:08 PM
From what I understood human love lasts four years at most. It's possible to fall in love with the same partner again, but this seems to suggest that the human isn't naturally monogamous. Many animals stay together for the raising of the child and part ways afterwards.
Now, why does a part of humanity force monogamy on themselves? Hm, why do we enforce rules like "no porn or nudity for children" on ourselves (after all, the child has seen bare breasts shortly after its birth)? Why do we have other rituals like weddings, funerals, national anthems or pledges? There's no real reason for all that, humans just love to exact power by forcing others to behave in a certain way. The Alpha instinct. If your partner is tied to you for life you're exacting some form of power on him which satisfies your Alpha instinct. People buy "cool" things to show their superiority, people beat highscores and win games to show superiority and people live with honor show their superiority. It doesn't matter whether you consciously try to be better than others, you just feel good by doing so.
(I think one of the first people to push this theory was Nietzsche ("Der Wille zur Macht", before that book he assumed the basic instinct was procreation, however, those two seem to be pretty much identical. Power gives you control of partners and better genetic material). Previous philosophers assumed the human is driven by his intelligence and a rational being. Nietzsche tried to prove this basic assumption wrong, which would invalidate any and all philosophy that came before him.)
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 21, 2004, 02:54:35 AM
I hope someone showed the couple a educational film. Something like: "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"!
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: PaLaDiN on May 21, 2004, 04:14:27 AM
"From what I understood human love lasts four years at most."
Wow, somebody's bitter. Who was she?
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: KDR_11k on May 21, 2004, 05:40:44 AM
Dunno. Was second hand talk.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 21, 2004, 11:45:44 AM
Ian: I guess you could say our disagreement lies within our religious beliefs, since when you don't believe in god you see man's place in the world and don't get arrogant in thinking we're anything special.
Title: RE:HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 21, 2004, 04:44:40 PM
Quote Originally posted by: mouse_clicker Ian: I guess you could say our disagreement lies within our religious beliefs, since when you don't believe in god you see man's place in the world and don't get arrogant in thinking we're anything special.
Woah, wait a second...I believe in God and I feel the same way about mankind... ^_^
Title: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 21, 2004, 05:48:45 PM
I never said *you* don't believe that way, just that atheists generally don't, almost as a rule of thumb. It's kind of like how all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.