Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 12, 2004, 10:18:27 PM
.........and who has become every Nintendo fanboy's new hero!
This thread is about kicking ass!
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 12, 2004, 10:20:44 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 12, 2004, 10:21:54 PM
Post by: Mario on May 12, 2004, 10:28:04 PM
I like threads with big stars, and big explosions.
LOLZ
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 12:06:23 AM
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Reggie is off da hook. He kicked my ass 5 minutes ago, and he's looking for more to kick.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 13, 2004, 12:11:27 AM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 12:19:00 AM
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Temporary till i find a better one.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 13, 2004, 12:24:13 AM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 12:26:54 AM
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I was, err, Reggie joined Nintendo just this past December. The Man is ON FIRE. 300 muscular lbs. of walking MEGAT0N.
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 13, 2004, 12:48:54 AM
Reggie can talk to the animals!
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 13, 2004, 01:10:04 AM
"When Reggie walks, his massive footprints fill with beautiful flowers for the children to enjoy"
hahahaha!
If I could talk to the animals....walk with the animals......I'd kick their asses!
Post by: Mario on May 13, 2004, 01:13:29 AM
then take your ass
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 01:18:24 AM
When you're able to see again it'll be obvious he's KICKING YOUR ASS.
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 13, 2004, 02:25:57 AM
It felt like one big megat0n kick.
Post by: Mario on May 13, 2004, 02:43:57 AM
I'd hate to come across this, he'd kick my ass and take my name.
Post by: DrZoidberg on May 13, 2004, 03:40:30 AM
also, I would support a movement for Reggie to be an unlockable character in the next Smash Bros.
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on May 13, 2004, 03:43:49 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2004, 04:13:16 AM
Post by: Shift Key on May 13, 2004, 04:52:37 AM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 11:03:05 AM
If REGGIE was in Smash Bros, the other characters wouldn't stand a chance. He would've KICKED THEIR ASSES before you unlock him.
He strikes impotence into the hearts of Nin-haters.
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 13, 2004, 02:38:08 PM
In fact, if REGGIE played the SAXAPHONE he'd SHOOT FLAPJACKS out of it and they would HIT YOUR ASS. That's how much of an ass he is. Or something not quite like that. Or something.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2004, 03:26:10 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 13, 2004, 03:50:09 PM
Take that into account with the fact that 4 in 5 don't like Nintendo, and you've got one massive pro-nintendo cleansing of thw world
Also, when Reggie smiles, beams of sunshine come down from the sky onto areas of darkness and poverty and crops may grow and all 3rd world countries will starve no more.
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 05:59:23 PM
Reggie -- the Protector.
Reggie -- the KICK ASS SAVIOR.
Give to REGGIE,
[anything he wants... for the good of mankind of course]
and you shall receive.
[a swift ASS KICKING... besides the righteous Nintendo love he shines upon us]
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 13, 2004, 06:01:16 PM
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IGN: Are you aware of the Reggie-lution?
Perrin Kaplan: I might be part of the Reggie-lution. We have a lot of secret plans as far as the Reggie-lution is concerned. We conspire often. We conspire greatly. And just be careful because the flowers that bud around his feet are toxic.
Aw man, I want Reggie to be my boyfriend. And him to rule the world, with an iron fist!
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 13, 2004, 06:10:43 PM
Of course, with my own flare.
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2004, 06:59:48 PM
Post by: slacker on May 13, 2004, 08:38:52 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2004, 08:55:58 PM
Post by: Mario on May 13, 2004, 09:02:59 PM
REGITON!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 13, 2004, 09:40:06 PM
Their Mission: Sends a MEGAT0N KICK to your ASS in 5 minutes or less
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Reggie is the leader of Nintendo's high-tech special forces unit, Reggie-ment 64.
Post by: vudu on May 15, 2004, 04:12:25 PM
Post by: Gibdo Master on May 15, 2004, 07:27:21 PM
Enjoy you freaks.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 16, 2004, 05:45:17 AM
Post by: Oldskool on May 16, 2004, 06:07:22 AM
Eggie-fever forever!
Post by: oohhboy on May 16, 2004, 06:27:25 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 16, 2004, 06:31:11 AM
^_^
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 16, 2004, 01:22:46 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 16, 2004, 03:44:19 PM
Post by: Luigi on May 16, 2004, 04:18:15 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 16, 2004, 04:29:28 PM
Reggie is in our dreams, Reggie is in our reality. Reggie has already been here, Reggie will never arrive here.
Reggie kicks ass, Reggie takes names. Reggie is forever.
Post by: joeamis on May 18, 2004, 03:51:37 PM
Originally posted
Tue May 18, 2004 7:30 PM (NEW!)
I don't mean to offend people but I really don't see why people are obsessed with Reggie. His job at E3 was to deliver a speech. What he said were not his own words written by himself. They're the words of Nintendo, of all the other people working at Nintendo who decided and agreed upon what they were going to say in the speech for their press conference. At times during the press conference Reggie can apparently be seen looking at teleprompters for what his next lines are. We should not be worshiping a single man for what was said during that press conference, if anything we should be giving the credit to all the other people working at Nintendo behind the scenes who decided what was going to be said during the conference and how. So we should be giving credit to Nintendo the company, not Reggie the person. I thought it was about the games for Nintendo fans and not hype like Sony and Xbox have been more known for. When I try to see who is registering comments on this forum it gets tiring of seeing identical after identical avatars of Reggie, and continuous comments like I'll Kick Your Ass. I thought people here held it in high esteem to be above the level that the other consoles fanboys are like. But when people see the Nintendo posters writing out I'm about kicking ass, I'll kick your ass, I want to kick your ass, Your ass is kicked, I intend to kick ass, etc etc etc it becomes clear that we infact seem more childish and immature then those other fanboys. It's one thing to use those words in a speech to get people excited but it's an entirely different thing to use those words in every other post on a message board.
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 18, 2004, 03:56:38 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 18, 2004, 04:16:34 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 18, 2004, 04:23:53 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 18, 2004, 06:02:12 PM
Post by: Shift Key on May 18, 2004, 06:08:08 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 18, 2004, 06:22:03 PM
Post by: Mario on May 18, 2004, 09:58:13 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on May 18, 2004, 10:28:14 PM
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 18, 2004, 11:10:31 PM
That is the face of intensity.
Post by: DrZoidberg on May 19, 2004, 01:55:49 AM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 19, 2004, 04:35:30 AM
We need Reggie friggin' t-shirts and coffee mugs. And a cameo in Pokemon.
Post by: Shift Key on May 19, 2004, 04:36:16 AM
Post by: joeamis on May 19, 2004, 03:32:18 PM
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
It's funny, because when I post after Zoidberg just like this, there's TWO REGGIE CLONES for extra kicking ass powaaaah! Nobody should be serious all the time, joeamis. It's not often the world of Nintendo gets something to lol at. Sales this, developers dropping support that. Reggie kicked all of our asses in a hilarious way. It doesn't matter if he's reading off a prompt or whatnot, because Reggie was THE man to deliver the speech. NOBODY would of done a better job at that opening statement.
We need Reggie friggin' t-shirts and coffee mugs. And a cameo in Pokemon.
phew I was afraid I was gonna get flack for that one. I guess I can go with it if I think about it the way the monkey does. I do have to argue that Reggies son would have done a better job at that opening statement though.
I'll just be happy when I can recognize my fellow PGCubers again by a quick look at their avatars. 
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 19, 2004, 03:34:09 PM
Post by: joeamis on May 19, 2004, 03:45:49 PM
Post by: Mario on May 19, 2004, 05:44:37 PM
Post by: DrZoidberg on May 19, 2004, 10:25:37 PM
am i rite?
Post by: Uncle Rich AiAi on May 21, 2004, 02:37:31 AM
