Gaming Forums => Nintendo Gaming => Topic started by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 24, 2004, 06:09:45 PM
Title: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 24, 2004, 06:09:45 PM
Okay, to play the game as a Jet-powered-Monkey-navigated Oboe instructor, you have to drown your Grandma in her pot of soup and she will drop a 100 tonne steel boulder that Link has to have chained to him for the whole game. With your steel boulder you then must...
Now you follow on from where I left off
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Obiyo on April 24, 2004, 10:42:04 PM
......jump in the ocean and sink to hyrule where you break the statue of link to find.......
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Post by: ib2kool4u912 on April 25, 2004, 11:07:36 AM
a.....
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Post by: Gibdo Master on April 25, 2004, 11:17:37 AM
...duck...
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Post by: SgtShiversBen on April 25, 2004, 06:38:36 PM
In which, Zelda decides to...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 25, 2004, 07:03:29 PM
...Swallow it whole...
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Post by: Obiyo on April 25, 2004, 09:29:41 PM
....and starts to choke, so Link.......
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 26, 2004, 03:37:17 AM
...finds a magical possum and eats it so he can lift his steel boulder and he throws it into Zelda and she spits out the duck and Zelda is crushed by the boulder. Then the duck says...
P.S. post more than one or two words! post a sentence at least.
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on April 26, 2004, 02:16:52 PM
..."WE LUV TEH SUBS!" The duck will then bite off Link's nose, thus revealing babies. Link explains by saying that all that happened with him and Zelda was...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 27, 2004, 12:15:09 AM
...that they did nothing together! Link met up with Saria and got her drunk and then...
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Post by: Bill Aurion on April 27, 2004, 02:56:57 AM
...Link realized that the LoZ series is rated "E" for a freaking reason...
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Post by: Mario on April 27, 2004, 02:58:45 AM
.... then Ganon stuck his head out of the ground and suggested they all go on a picnic, Link was pleasantly surprised at the offer, and they made their way towards the ...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on April 27, 2004, 03:43:44 AM
Town. "Hay guys what's doin' this side of town?" Ganon questions authority in a wedding dress.
And an elephant steps right on his groin.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on April 27, 2004, 09:27:30 AM
And thus, the story is now over because Infernal did not end his post with an ellipsis. Damn shame.
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Post by: ib2kool4u912 on April 27, 2004, 10:51:34 AM
And it was going so well too.
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Post by: SgtShiversBen on April 27, 2004, 02:09:32 PM
Ending the topic causes fury within the hearts of people, making them want to...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 28, 2004, 01:32:30 AM
...start poking Infernal Monkey in the sides until he tells us why he stuffed up teh story, then...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on April 28, 2004, 02:47:22 AM
...we unleas the sub-loving duck on HIS nose to see what he and Bill have been up to ...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Bill Aurion on April 28, 2004, 07:17:14 AM
...In which you realize that Infernal has nothing to do with this and it's all a plot for me to take over the world as Bridget as my queen...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Jale on April 28, 2004, 10:03:45 AM
...where link and zelda and ganon run all across the countryside having picnics with...
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Post by: KnowsNothing on April 28, 2004, 12:22:56 PM
....Buffalo Springfield, who feeds them vast amounts of brand-name raisin oats, causing them to...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Ms.Pikmin on April 28, 2004, 03:06:10 PM
...have chronic diarrhea...
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Post by: SgtShiversBen on April 28, 2004, 05:31:24 PM
...which turns out to be something more than that. Ten days later after the diarrhea has marinated with the earth, zombies form and...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on April 29, 2004, 01:13:13 PM
...say, "WE LOVE TEH SUBS!" They do a little dance, trip on each others legs, fall down, crack open their spleens, which burst blood at their eyes, blinding them, and when everyone's blind they walk aimlessly into each other, causing their heads to fall off, which land on their legs, which break, and their arms cut themselves off with saws, thus leaving only a torso to chew teh brain of teh Ganon who was magically wished back into this story by Link, who was wished back by Zelda, who was wished back by Goku who said, "WE LOVE TEH DRAGON BALLS!" And we say, "kewl, u wised us bek wid tem, det ez kewl." And he says, "No, I love the dragon's balls." and we stare...
(COME UP WITH A GOOD RESPONSE TO that!)
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: SgtShiversBen on April 29, 2004, 05:19:16 PM
...up blindly into the sky wondering "how on earth did I just do that" then at that time four kitties come into view from a far oft land bearing gifts offering their thanks for the coming of "teh subs" which in turn makes...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on April 29, 2004, 10:23:05 PM
...Link's leg hollow out and inside is a rabid Wedge-tailed Eagle that eats all "teh subs" and becomes so fat that Link can't move so...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: evil intentions on April 30, 2004, 01:27:56 PM
...Link grabs onto a turtle and tries to exercise in order to lose all the weight but nothing works so...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 01, 2004, 05:03:58 AM
.. Ganon went into a shop and purchased AAALLL the Barbie toys. "I AM PRETTY GIRL" Ganon proclaimed with glee. Then an elephant ate his hair.
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: SgtShiversBen on May 01, 2004, 05:07:57 AM
...again because of some periods in the wrong places, the game is over, but not before Link decides that he DID go to town to save the princess Zelda, but since Ganon took her away he curls up with a good book and a tub of ice cream to write about his memoirs about...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on May 01, 2004, 11:14:55 AM
...fun in bed with Link...
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Post by: Bill Aurion on May 01, 2004, 11:16:53 AM
...until it was GANONDORF'S turn to realize that the LoZ series is rated "E" for a reason...(honestly, stop that kind of "humor")
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 01, 2004, 08:53:34 PM
... Then aliens have sex with the blue boomarang to sex up the rating, and get a nasty cut. ENDING THE WORLD. *Gaspo*
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: cloudstrife111 on May 02, 2004, 05:08:32 PM
..... zeda and link go kick ass while playing mkd...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: SgtShiversBen on May 03, 2004, 07:55:08 AM
...in which Link decides to be Toad and Toadette while Zelda and Ganon bicker about who is going to be Bowser and Peach. This forms a debate which only can be solved in one way, Super Smash Bros.: Melee...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 05, 2004, 03:52:49 PM
Okay, to play the game as a Jet-powered-Monkey-navigated Oboe instructor, you have to drown your Grandma in her pot of soup and she will drop a 100 tonne steel boulder that Link has to have chained to him for the whole game. With your steel boulder you then must jump in the ocean and sink to hyrule where you break the statue of link to find a duck in which Zelda decides to swallow it whole and starts to choke, so Link finds a magical possum and eats it so he can lift his steel boulder and he throws it into Zelda and she spits out the duck and Zelda is crushed by the boulder. Then the duck says "WE LUV TEH SUBS!" The duck will then bite off Link's nose, thus revealing babies. Link explains by saying that all that happened with him and Zelda was that they did nothing together! Link met up with Saria and got her drunk and then Link realized that the LoZ series is rated "E" for a freaking reason then Ganon stuck his head out of the ground and suggested they all go on a picnic, Link was pleasantly surprised at the offer, and they made their way towards the Town. "Hay guys what's doin' this side of town?" Ganon questions authority in a wedding dress. And an elephant steps right on his groin which causes fury within the hearts of people, making them want to start poking Infernal Monkey in the sides until he tells us why he stuffed up teh story, then we unleas the sub-loving duck on HIS nose to see what he and Bill have been up to in which you realize that Infernal has nothing to do with this and it's all a plot for me to take over the world as Bridget as my queen where link and zelda and ganon run all across the countryside having picnics with Buffalo Springfield, who feeds them vast amounts of brand-name raisin oats, causing them to have chronic diarrhea which turns out to be something more than that. Ten days later after the diarrhea has marinated with the earth, zombies form and say, "WE LOVE TEH SUBS!" They do a little dance, trip on each others legs, fall down, crack open their spleens, which burst blood at their eyes, blinding them, and when everyone's blind they walk aimlessly into each other, causing their heads to fall off, which land on their legs, which break, and their arms cut themselves off with saws, thus leaving only a torso to chew teh brain of teh Ganon who was magically wished back into this story by Link, who was wished back by Zelda, who was wished back by Goku who said, "WE LOVE TEH DRAGON BALLS!" And we say, "kewl, u wised us bek wid tem, det ez kewl." And he says, "No, I love the dragon's balls." and we stare p blindly into the sky wondering "how on earth did I just do that" then at that time four kitties come into view from a far oft land bearing gifts offering their thanks for the coming of "teh subs" which in turn makes Link's leg hollow out and inside is a rabid Wedge-tailed Eagle that eats all "teh subs" and becomes so fat that Link can't move so Link grabs onto a turtle and tries to exercise in order to lose all the weight but nothing works so Ganon went into a shop and purchased AAALLL the Barbie toys. "I AM PRETTY GIRL" Ganon proclaimed with glee. Then an elephant ate his hair again because of some periods in the wrong places, the game is over, but not before Link decides that he DID go to town to save the princess Zelda, but since Ganon took her away he curls up with a good book and a tub of ice cream to write about his memoirs about fun in bed with Link Then aliens have sex with the blue boomarang to sex up the rating, and get a nasty cut. ENDING THE WORLD zeda and link go kick ass while playing mkd in which Link decides to be Toad and Toadette while Zelda and Ganon bicker about who is going to be Bowser and Peach. This forms a debate which only can be solved in one way, Super Smash Bros.: Melee……
I took some parts out, like when infernal stuffed it up. Basically, it doesn’t make snese because we’re changing the tenses here and there and there are all sorts of grammatical errors. Plus it sucks. I give it an F and a “you fail at the interweb” sticker. And a plush toy of a chocolate bar for good luck
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Oldskool on May 09, 2004, 08:37:51 AM
Ok, lets start with another neverending cheat!
To get the Sword called "The Toothpick of Eternal Peril +2", you have to play "We are the Champions" with the wind waker while in the Forsaken Fortress, causing the fortress to sink into the ocean, and revealing a...
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Post by: jasonditz on May 10, 2004, 05:48:32 AM
pawn shop
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Post by: akdaman1 on May 14, 2004, 01:38:23 AM
Where an old lady sells books of rudeness and E3 magazines. She says. a new Zelda was announced and that the storyline is about a boy names link and his ...
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Post by: Evilmanman on May 15, 2004, 03:35:58 AM
blob. Link feeds the blob jellybeans and it turns into...
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Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 15, 2004, 06:21:29 PM
...a PS2, Link screams "Blobby! You bastard, you're a bloody traitor!!" then...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Oldskool on May 16, 2004, 06:15:44 AM
The secret police shoot the Traitorous PS2/Blobby, and have the remains for dinner. The secret police then turn into portals, taking link to...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 16, 2004, 04:05:29 PM
...a shop in Downtown Hyrule which only sells "Shane Warne Cricket '99" Link buys a copy and puts it in his Gamecube and it explodes, this makes Link mad so he screams "STICK BITS RETCHED EGG SOAKED ROPE STOAT!!!!" Which activates...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 21, 2004, 10:53:35 PM
...the Super Duper Suit™, Link puts it on then he has a sudden craving for a good game of SSBM so he turns on the suit which flies him back to Outset Island and he remembers that his GC was busted by the "Shane Warne Cricket '99" disk so...
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: akdaman1 on May 22, 2004, 01:10:20 PM
he chops a tree down and makes a new one that plays DVDs. He puts
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Post by: Snake 'n' Bake on May 22, 2004, 06:49:24 PM
Damn! you didn't put "..." after your post! You really are the forum idiot.
Title: RE:The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: evil intentions on May 27, 2004, 01:58:40 PM
Quote Originally posted by: akdaman1 he chops a tree down and makes a new one that plays DVDs. He puts
...Mustard and bologna on top and tries to eat it like a sandwich but he elecrocuted...
Title: RE: The Zelda: Wind Waker neverending cheat!
Post by: couchmonkey on May 31, 2004, 10:51:29 AM
...which unlocks the nude code on all of your Xbox and PS2 games, but only if you remember to...
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Post by: DrZoidberg on May 31, 2004, 03:01:24 PM
AND THEN I SNAPPED 'IM
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Post by: KnowsNothing on May 31, 2004, 03:01:48 PM
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