Post by: PiGPEN on October 31, 2003, 06:45:06 PM
*PiGPEN walks onstage waving to the crowd while an applause track plays*
PiGPEN: hi, hi, everybody welcome to the Late Nite Morn Noon Show Live where i, your host, rip off all types of interview shows to take up some of my useless time. *whispers to self* i need a girlfriend. Oh and uh now time for the opening monolouge...err well i cant even spell it so i think i'll skip that.
*PiGPEN walks over to his desk and sits down*
PiGPEN: yeah thats what im talkin bout...sitting is great. Bring on the first guest!
Announcer: Our first guest is from the Mushroom Kingdom
PiGPEN: oh oh its Mario isnt it?
Announcer: uh no this guy played a lesser roll in the Mario game series
PiGPEN: Bowser?
Announcer: err no this character has had 2 solo games...one sucked because it was crap and the other sucked because its a pun
PiGPEN: Charles?
Announcer: Charles? who the heck is...No its Luigi you dunce.
PiGPEN: Luigi! Hey!
*Luigi walks out and takes a seat next to PiGPEN's desk*
Luigi: hi
PiGPEN: how ya goin'?
Luigi: im alright
PiGPEN: uh-huh thats good
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Luigi: you ever interviewed someone before?
PiGPEN: oh yeah plenty of times...but i used to have cards...er so uh...oh what were those 2 games the Announcer was talking about before?
Luigi: well i was in Luigi's Mansion but i dont know the other one he's talking about
Announcer: dont play coy...i was talking about the horrible Mario's Missing
Luigi: i prefer not to talk about that game its in the past
Announcer: You pimped yourself out to a learning game!!!
PiGPEN: hey youve got my cards dont you?
Announcer: gotta go!
PiGPEN: so whats it like being brother to Mario
Luigi: I HATE HIM! everybody loves Mario
PiGPEN: heh sorta like that show
Luigi: what show?
PiGPEN: never mind...well we've still got like an hour to fill
Luigi: i know how to hold a spoon on my nose
PiGPEN: with a nose that big im sure you can hold atleast twenty
Luigi: well i know how to do other things with spoons
PiGPEN: uh? er? ieuw!
Luigi: No not that...i mean i can play the spoons
PiGPEN: really? we have been looking for a band leader for me to throw around stupid jokes with...i mean if youre not busy with something else...
.................
PiGPEN/Luigi/Announcer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PiGPEN: hey when'd you get back
Announcer: where would i have gone? i sleep here
*Luigi starts playing the spoons and we here jazz music*
PiGPEN: well thats all i could be sh*tted to do for now but i'll catch you next time on the Late something Live whatever
Announcer: this has been a presentation of UhErr Inc. now go home, get drunk, spontaneously combust BOOM!
Post by: nolimit19 on November 01, 2003, 06:07:44 AM
Post by: BoB007 on November 01, 2003, 06:24:29 AM
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Originally posted by: nolimit19
what the hell...
Ditto
Post by: Gibdo Master on November 01, 2003, 09:50:39 AM
Post by: Gibdo Master on November 01, 2003, 09:53:34 AM
Post by: Berny on November 03, 2003, 01:00:01 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 03, 2003, 01:03:36 PM
;_______;
Post by: Berny on November 03, 2003, 01:06:41 PM
Post by: PiGPEN on November 09, 2003, 04:20:41 PM
on most nintendo forums people like to have fun...you bunch act like playstation fans
Post by: manunited4eva22 on November 09, 2003, 04:26:33 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 09, 2003, 04:27:00 PM
Can we just all kiss and make up?
Post by: PiGPEN on November 09, 2003, 04:31:46 PM
WHERES YOUR MESSIAH NOW!
Post by: nolimit19 on November 09, 2003, 05:03:42 PM
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Originally posted by: Gibdo Master
Nerd alert!!!
WHAHHAHAHA....well i just didnt get it....so settle down PiGPEN. manunited is right though. we should start blasting each others personal beliefs now. hmmmm well i cant think of anything now, but if someone thinks of something to argue about, count me in!
Post by: BoB007 on November 10, 2003, 08:54:26 AM
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Originally posted by: PiGPEN i just want to be noticed
Congratulations ....
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god i hate you guys sooooooo much...all you ever do is talk, bitch, talk, bitch, talk, bitch. on most nintendo forums people like to have fun...you bunch act like playstation fans
guys, ugh... i think you have broken the poor fella.
Post by: DarkRockerX on November 10, 2003, 03:55:18 PM
* Locks PIGpen in an insane aysilum, and brings his imaginary friend Ofus to accompany him.
Also, yeah, I do agree that PIGPEN's a geek on speed, where's your dirty blanket? Whoops, wrong place.
Post by: nolimit19 on November 10, 2003, 04:26:44 PM
Post by: DarkRockerX on November 11, 2003, 05:32:55 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2003, 06:09:40 AM
Post by: nolimit19 on November 11, 2003, 11:02:08 AM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2003, 11:14:15 AM
*nominates pigpen as the most pathetic human in existence*
Post by: BoB007 on November 11, 2003, 11:21:26 AM
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Originally posted by: Hostile Creation
Someone banned from a message board. . . for being a NERD? That's. . . wow.
*nominates pigpen as the most pathetic human in existence*
I second that
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on November 11, 2003, 11:30:51 AM
Now you can start again
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2003, 12:17:17 PM
Pigpen: websites suck...i would not waste my precious time to make a tiny little webbysite in the ocean that is the internet. why pedophiles and necrophiliacs? there is no dead sex or child sex in this story...or sex at all for that matter...just sexual themes.
oh and theres no gap in my name. get it right arsehole!
Bloodworth: Not sure why this wasn't reported much earlier. Anyways, that last comment was enough to get him banned on its own.
