Post by: PIAC on October 30, 2003, 12:21:49 AM
thats right, a cat had broken into my house and was sitting on my stairs, my initial reaction was this, o_O there is a cat... in my house..., i sort of walked away, then came back, and sure enough, i wasn't high, a cat was on my stairs, i went to chase it or pick it up or something, and it bolted under the couch, i went o_O then i chased it outside, end of story, OR IS IT
i went to bed, figuring thats quite odd, a cat broke in, ohwell bed time for me, i wake up AND THE CAT HAD COME BACK! at this stage i was thinking wtf... why does it want to be in MY house so bad... so i chased it out again. anyway, the most frustraiting thing is, it came back in, JUST NOW! what is it's obsession with my house :S i tried to chase it outside, but instead it mashed it's self into the corner next to the fridge, where it proceded to... sit there and ignore me, i threw watermelon at it, no responce, i poked it with an axe, all it did was hiss at me... so finally i have broken down and put down a bowl of milk
that damn cat, now i cant goto sleep for fear of me waking up to find a cat on my bedso yes, thats my harrowing story of cat burglary.
Post by: oohhboy on October 30, 2003, 01:09:22 AM
1. Just kill it.
2. Befriend it then kill it.
3. Call termin9 and ask him to kill it. Make sure to promise him the corpse!
edit: My bad.
Post by: robofish on October 30, 2003, 01:31:10 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 02:24:27 AM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 30, 2003, 02:33:18 AM
We have 7 cats in our house. That's right 7. Cats are nice, dogs are nice too, we have 4 dogs. Quote
Termin8Anakin says:
i just did dick cleanup
Tremin9, an eternal source for hilarious quotes.
Maybe that is a little too much information. Some a little too private, maybe.
Then again, maybe he has a well trained dick and makes it do the cleaning.
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 02:36:12 AM
A hilarious typo? Or something more sinister?
...
O_O''
Post by: oohhboy on October 30, 2003, 03:08:48 AM
Post by: vudu on October 30, 2003, 04:01:57 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 04:20:56 AM
Post by: Pale on October 30, 2003, 04:23:08 AM
Post by: The Omen on October 30, 2003, 09:34:20 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 30, 2003, 09:40:28 AM
WEIRD'D
I'm not a big fan of cats. I'd scream like a little girl if I found a stranger cat at the top of MY stairs. I'd think it was satan or something.
Post by: Ian Sane on October 30, 2003, 09:53:53 AM
OH NO! Not a cat! It might purr and stuff!
Are you allergic to cats because it seems like a pretty harmless creature to be awake at night worrying about.
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 30, 2003, 09:57:11 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 10:08:26 AM
Post by: vudu on October 30, 2003, 10:30:52 AM
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Originally posted by: Bill
Care to divulge what Thing 1 and Thing 2 were? Or do you not know? O_O
man...didn't your mom ever read you the cat in the hat when you were a little kid?
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 11:03:20 AM
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 30, 2003, 11:06:22 AM
I just don't really like cats for some reason. I wish kittens would never grow up.
Post by: Molobert on October 30, 2003, 11:42:45 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 11:52:06 AM
My dogs sometimes stare outside my window, and occasionally growl...As if they see something out there that I can't...It's really creepy...
Post by: Hostile Creation on October 30, 2003, 11:53:05 AM
. . . though cat in the hat was never my favorite book. I preferred the Lorax, Oh the Places You'll Go, etc.
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 30, 2003, 11:59:23 AM
I don't like the cat and the hat either, and the new movie coming out about it creeps me out. the cat is scarier than real cats!
Post by: Hostile Creation on October 30, 2003, 12:02:15 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 12:05:10 PM
The Grinch was a lot better than I thought it would be...Two thumbs up!
Post by: CardBoardBox on October 30, 2003, 12:21:54 PM
NIGHTMAR'D!!!!
Post by: Hostile Creation on October 30, 2003, 12:31:21 PM
If I become a director, I will never pull crap like that.
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 30, 2003, 12:40:48 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on October 30, 2003, 12:56:20 PM
Dr. Seuss is a jenyus. agreed.
Post by: Grey Ninja on October 30, 2003, 01:22:39 PM
I tried to catch it, but it ran away through a hole in the wall (tells you how good of condition my room was in). The next day I found it there again, and I was determined to get rid of it once and for all. I snuck up on it ninja-style, and grabbed it by the back of the neck. It turned around and scratched the sh!t out of my arm, but I didn't let go. I instead let go of my grip on the back of its neck and instead starting choking the little prick. As the cat struggled for air, I threw it into a nearby box, and sealed it tight. I was intending to take it out back and finish the job, but as I was taking the box out the back door, it got out. I threw a few rocks at it, but it was gone before I could hit it.
That was one horrible little bastard of a cat.
Post by: PIAC on October 30, 2003, 01:31:19 PM
actually i cant do that, its a pretty cute cat, and i think its next doors, or atleast someone's in the street... and it hissed at me when i poked it with the end of the axe, so eh... this is why i need a dog :\
Post by: Ian Sane on October 30, 2003, 01:34:50 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 30, 2003, 02:14:36 PM
"ARRR, A CAT. WE... MUST.. PROTECT THE... EARTH!"
*Does all these odd arm movements*
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 31, 2003, 02:40:44 AM
Post by: PIAC on October 31, 2003, 02:45:26 AM
Post by: Bill Aurion on October 31, 2003, 02:51:53 AM
*calls PETA*
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 31, 2003, 02:53:59 AM
Post by: The Omen on October 31, 2003, 06:42:37 AM
I suggest you keep the cat. They pretty much take care of themselves, and when you're talking to yourself, they actually make you feel sane. I mean, i heard that about them, i really dont talk to myself...*you've said too much*...i know i have.
Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 31, 2003, 07:03:44 AM
Post by: Hostile Creation on October 31, 2003, 08:37:46 AM
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I will never bow down to someone who doesn't like "The Grinch"!
Sorry. . . I liked the book and cartoon, just not the movie too much. If that helps.
Post by: Shift Key on October 31, 2003, 12:51:21 PM
I swear its like the devil incarnate of a cat.
MY CAT KILLS ME! IS THAT COOL OR WHAT?
As for PIAC's cat, call Dial-a-Dog, or if they don't exist try Dial-a-Monkey for some humour.
PRAY FOR MOJO!
Post by: Hostile Creation on October 31, 2003, 01:27:55 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on November 01, 2003, 04:04:38 AM
I am more of a dog person, though i like the slinkiness of cats. Imagine a slinky, self-grooming (not lickin the balls mind you
) dog that can climb trees, fences, and stuff!
Post by: PIAC on November 01, 2003, 04:09:11 AM
screeming edit of doom: oh yeah, i forgot to metion, the cat is back home with its family ^_^, i have deducted that the cat wasn't actually breaking in at all, it must have come in via the back door one day and then not left before i had shut it, the poor thing was trapped in here for 3 days, but it survived, and is now happy again
as they say in latin si finis bonus est, totum bonum erit
Post by: nolimit19 on November 01, 2003, 05:18:45 AM
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 01, 2003, 12:28:11 PM
