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Title: Can I ask you a question?
Post by: Super_Dave on October 19, 2003, 08:12:15 AM: Lets say you have a banana, and it turned into an acorn! What would you do?
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 19, 2003, 08:23:17 AM: I would eat the acorn and sprout a raccoon tail and ears. Then I would join Mario on a quest to bring happiness to children everywhere.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on October 19, 2003, 08:49:36 AM: I would turn the acorn back into a banana. Bananas are better. Then I would eat the banana and throw the peel over my shoulder, tripping and old lady, who just happens to be above a really long staircase, and she will go tumbling to her doom.

mmmm.....banana........
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Post by: Gibdo Master on October 19, 2003, 09:51:45 AM: I think it's because the king of the rabbits will return and lead the acorns on their revolt against the giant sea rats from the netherlands, where they contracted some strange new rat disease and are trying to give it to the rabbits so that the rabbits will turn into fleas and fly away, far from home, in order to settle down on rover's fur and force you to take him to the vet, who will then suffer a nervous breakdown and slaughter everybody in his church group, thus forcing the faeries to come back and give me a million dollars.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on October 19, 2003, 10:01:59 AM: Pixies are cute.
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Post by: Bloodworth on October 19, 2003, 10:22:28 AM: I would take it to the store and ask for my money back, and then they'd kick me out because I must be some kind of lunatic to think such a thing would ever happen.
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Post by: StrikerObi on October 19, 2003, 10:24:32 AM: what?
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Post by: KnowsNothing on October 19, 2003, 10:26:03 AM: what? do I have stairs in my house? huh? why are you asking that?
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Post by: ThePerm on October 19, 2003, 12:13:31 PM: i would plant the acorn and see if a banana tree grows....
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Post by: Hostile Creation on October 19, 2003, 01:30:15 PM: I would give it to a squirrel, and maybe it'd turn back into a banana while said squirrel was eating it. Then maybe it'd splode. Or morph into a hybrid monkey squirrel and take over the universe with the help of hundreds of Nazi wombats.
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Post by: CardBoardBox on October 19, 2003, 05:08:50 PM: Pixies live in my backyard...id throw the acorn at them...

(Damn those pixies!!!!!)
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 19, 2003, 05:12:48 PM: Hey Gibdo...do you by chance read the "Redwall" series?
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Post by: Gibdo Master on October 19, 2003, 07:35:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: Bill
Hey Gibdo...do you by chance read the "Redwall" series?

Swear to God I've never heard of it!

Seriously, I haven't.
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Post by: Termin8Anakin on October 19, 2003, 10:47:16 PM: If a banana turned into an acorn huh?

those things are crunchy. the bananas i mean.
acorns are so juicy when you grill them. Though the smell would attract squirrels, which would then hump your leg and you would have strange hybrid offspring.

but what if a banana turned into an acorn?
I would go "wow! this banana turned into an acorn!" and then eat it as if nothing happened. But something DID happen! The banana turned into an acorn!
BUt I'd be pretty freaked if my acorn turned into a banana.
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Post by: Shift Key on October 20, 2003, 03:48:28 AM: Stairs? I have no stairs. But stair? Yes, just one. *points to front door step* tee hee hee!

As for your acorn/banana dilemma, wait and see what the acorn turns into.
Or just eat whatever it is and get a life
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Post by: Jdub03 on October 20, 2003, 04:16:19 AM: Banana....Acorn...What the hell...I must be dreaming...Oh well *Quickly eats Acorn and goes back to sleep*
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Post by: thecubedcanuck on October 20, 2003, 05:55:18 AM: I would throw the acorn at the left eye of the man who sold me the banana.
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on October 20, 2003, 09:56:17 AM: I'd proclaim I am a demon after your soul and begin my mindless rampage on the innocent, stealing their souls for use in resurrecting the overlord. And tell ya'll to go screw that damn acorn banana and steal your brains.
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Post by: Ian Sane on October 20, 2003, 11:04:13 AM: I would probably question why a junk food eater like myself was doing with a banana in the first place. I'd probably say to myself "okay then" and never mention it to anyone for fear of being tossed in the nut house. Or I would go back to where I got the banana and get a whole bunch of them and videotape them for hours on end just in case another one transforms.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on October 20, 2003, 11:06:33 AM: nut house? you should put the acorn in the nut house. THEN HE CAN BE WITH ALL HIS LITTLE NUT FRIENDS!

Awwwwwww..............how sweet......
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Post by: Ian Sane on October 20, 2003, 11:29:51 AM: Why would the acorn have any nut friends? He used to be a banana and thus likely would only have banana friends.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 20, 2003, 11:31:35 AM: Well, the banana could have had a past life as a nut...or maybe a mental disorder that made it think it was a nut...^_^
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Post by: KDR_11k on October 20, 2003, 11:42:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: Super_Dave
Lets say you have a banana, and it turned into an acorn! What would you do?

Cut it open and try to find out how it did that, why do you ask?
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Post by: ThePerm on October 20, 2003, 06:23:53 PM: run around and yell billy
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 20, 2003, 06:26:31 PM: Huh? Oh, thought you were talking to me...