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Title: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 17, 2003, 08:04:46 PM: I need to turn Zelda into a movie and need some suggestions for actors. Could you please give me your ideas for suitable actors. Thanks.
Title: RE:Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Shadow Link on August 17, 2003, 08:25:36 PM: Link
Zelda
Sheik
Ganondorf
Impa
Saria
Princess Ruto
Lord Jabu Jabu
Mask Salesmen
Ganon

Thats all of the names I can remember the spelling of
Title: RE: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: PIAC on August 17, 2003, 08:38:43 PM: errr, he needs actors, as in real life actors i guess

link = orlando bloom, i mean that practically casts its self
zelda =
sheik = see above with clever makup
impa = denise richards
gannondorf =
happy mask salesman = trey parker

ofcourse this is if you are turning OoT into a movie not WW / any other series
lord jabu jabu = CGI
Title: RE:Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: thecubedcanuck on August 18, 2003, 09:57:30 AM: link - steve buscemi
zelda - brittany murphy
sheik - john leguizamo
ganondorf - henry winkler
impa - mena suvari
happy mask salesman - chris rock

now this would kick serious azz
Title: RE:Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Hostile Creation on August 18, 2003, 10:26:57 AM: Chris Rock would make a great happy mask salesman. Geez, that's a good idea.
Title: RE:Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Oldskool on August 18, 2003, 11:15:26 AM: Great Deku Tree= voice of Sir Ian McKellen

Link= Orlando Bloom with a blond wig. (again!)

Zelda= Any hot chick will do

Princess Ruto= A girl (later a women) in make-up (Kinda like Mystique in X-Men movies), a lot of people could do that!

King Zora= CGI, voice of Sean Connery

Big Goron= Voice of Bernie Mac

Saria= Hillary Duff in Green wig (dunno if its a good choice, bt it would be damn hilarious)

Guerudoes= One of them could be Lucy Liu?

Gannondorf= Gary Oldman... In make-up! (And a fake nose)

Chris Rock is a good idea for the Happy Mask Salesman!

John Goodman, with a fake mustache, as Malon's father (forgot the guys name.)
Title: RE:Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Hostile Creation on August 18, 2003, 12:55:14 PM: The Big Goron, or Darunia?

I forgot his name, too. Ah, well. It'd be cool, very bad, and a tad weird if Zelda came to be a movie. . .
Title: RE: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 18, 2003, 06:11:22 PM: I was thinking either John Travolta or Steven Segal for Ganondorf, Orlando Bloom for Link, Cameron Diaz for Zelda, ??? for Sheik. The main characters anyway. What do you think??
Title: RE: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on August 18, 2003, 09:02:09 PM: Gannondorf: Gary Oldman is PERFECT!!!!! Travolta and Segal sound too.......nice to be the ultimate badguy. Travolta is the best baddie when he f**ks with your mind.
Link: HAS to Orlando Bloom!!!!!!
Zelda: hmmmmm, that Kiera chick from Pirates of the Caribbean or maybe Aussie actress Rose Byrne (she's gotten HOT since Star Wars Ep 2- she looks like a cross between Shannon Elizabeth and Natalie Portman!!!!).
King of Hyrule: Sean Connery or even King Theoden in Lord of the Rings!
Great Deku Tree: Sir Ian McKellan
Epona: a horse

Hell, just bring the whole cast of Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings, get it directed by Peter Jackson and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, with music by Howard Shore, James Newton Howard, Alan Silvestri or John Williams, and get Disney or New Line Cinema to distribute it. And while we're at it, get the screenplay done by JRR Tolkein (from beyond the grave).

No American accents. Please.
Title: RE: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 18, 2003, 10:27:33 PM: I can't recall who Gary Oldman is, I know the name but that's about it. Could someone please tell me a couple of movies he's been in and his role. Just remember everyone, this topic is not a real movie that is happening. It is just a visible figment of my imagination for an english assignment, so no one get your hopes up.

Also, I thought about doing starcraft for the movie. I know it's off topic and off category, but any brief suggestions on a starcraft movie???
Title: RE: Help me with my English assignment.
Post by: Koopa Troopa on August 21, 2003, 01:02:46 PM: I believe Oldman was "Zorg" in the Fifth Element. I like the cast, but I think Anne Hathaway should be Zelda.