*Screaming guitar sounds*
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This week we have a rather eclectic mix of games. Greg kicks-off New Business with impressions of Bayonetta 2 for Switch. Turns out "Witch Time is still a Good Time." Jon is playing Half-Life 2. In 2018. It's a seminal game that he's never played, so his thoughts come with over a decade of context. James had a new review game, and these things just keep getting weirder with Ace of Seafood. This icthyocentric dogfighting/submarine breeding game is terrible and surreal. Gui wraps up New Business with two new games. First off is Dandara, a salty platformer for Switch that isn't getting enough love. He then looks at The Darkside Detective, an adventure game that's killing time for more adventure games.
After the break, we take a look at our third WiiWare RetroActive game, Alien Crush Returns. It does not score well on the Jon Lindemann Value Scale™.
After that we find time for a listener mail question about an old friend: The Siren. You can sound the alarm yourself by sending us an email.
... Were there really not that many good, interesting WiiWare games or have they simply aged more badly than most? ...