Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: ThePerm on June 05, 2017, 07:42:40 AM
Title: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 05, 2017, 07:42:40 AM
I was looking back and 2009-10 was my most creative time. I think the daily Q&A helped boost my creativity.
Ask me ridiculous, weird, sexual, wrong, stupid, or absurd questions. I will provide an answer.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 05, 2017, 11:47:49 AM
Are you happy with your title or is there a different one you would prefer?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 05, 2017, 12:36:27 PM
What do you think has been N200/PGC/NWRs best time as a site and a forum since you have been here for quite some time?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 05, 2017, 05:11:15 PM
You've entered your bedroom and closed the door behind you. As you close the door, you find there is a ninja hiding behind it to assassinate you. What do you do?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ShyGuy on June 05, 2017, 09:26:08 PM
If cows looked like insects do you think there would be more vegetarians or less? People might think it's gross to eat an insect, but on the other hand, I don't think I've met a vegetarian who cries over a splattered bug on a windshield.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 05, 2017, 09:30:19 PM
Why did you create this thread if you aren't going to participate in it?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 05, 2017, 10:59:17 PM
Khushrenada Q1 The title is pretty funny. Beautifulshy Q1 n2000 time was pretty fun. Revolution to late Wii era was fun as well.
Khushrenada Q2 If it was a real motherfucking ninja I'd be dead because I'd never know he was there. But if it was some poser shinobi I'd punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls, pull off his mask and Moe finger his eyeballs.
ShyguyIf cow were insects the world would be different. Either the world would accept giant delicious shrimp as good food source and harvest their exoskeleton as military armor, or these insect cows would be non kosher/halal. Pigs'd probably be kosher in this reality because ancient people would prefer that to cowshrimp.
Khush I'm a niteowl.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 05, 2017, 11:07:02 PM
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 05, 2017, 11:16:04 PM
Khushrenada Q2 If it was a real motherfucking ninja I'd be dead because I'd never know he was there. But if it was some poser shinobi I'd punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls, pull off his mask and Moe finger his eyeballs.
That's not happened. When you closed the door and saw me standing there, you screamed real loud, pissed your pants and fainted. Why did you lie?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Wah on June 06, 2017, 04:36:08 AM
HI MARK! HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE!?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 06, 2017, 04:47:59 AM
Khushrenada Q2 If it was a real motherfucking ninja I'd be dead because I'd never know he was there. But if it was some poser shinobi I'd punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls, pull off his mask and Moe finger his eyeballs.
That's not happened. When you closed the door and saw me standing there, you screamed real loud, pissed your pants and fainted. Why did you lie?
you're no ninja. The other stuff is accurate. I'm not going to punch you in the throat...you're my Khushy.
I'm going to assume Perm was auto-corrected to Mark. As that is not even close to my real name. Real initials are PRM. To answer your question. At the moment. Non-existent. It's been 2 years. I've grown picky and disinterested. I go on dating websites. I prefer to meet people in person. When I get my own tablet I'll try tindr and see how that works.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 06, 2017, 05:19:37 AM
Khushrenada Q2 If it was a real motherfucking ninja I'd be dead because I'd never know he was there. But if it was some poser shinobi I'd punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls, pull off his mask and Moe finger his eyeballs.
That's not happened. When you closed the door and saw me standing there, you screamed real loud, pissed your pants and fainted. Why did you lie?
you're no ninja. The other stuff is accurate. I'm not going to punch you in the throat...you're my Khushy.
True, I'm not a "certified" ninja but I still don't think that is the proper reaction for when you find a naked man standing behind your door. I thought it was very rude. But, at least I'm your Khushy.
Would you like to go to the pound with me and pick out a dog for supper?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 06, 2017, 05:45:10 AM
Khushrenada Q2 If it was a real motherfucking ninja I'd be dead because I'd never know he was there. But if it was some poser shinobi I'd punch him in the throat, kick him in the balls, pull off his mask and Moe finger his eyeballs.
That's not happened. When you closed the door and saw me standing there, you screamed real loud, pissed your pants and fainted. Why did you lie?
you're no ninja. The other stuff is accurate. I'm not going to punch you in the throat...you're my Khushy.
True, I'm not a "certified" ninja but I still don't think that is the proper reaction for when you find a naked man standing behind your door. I thought it was very rude. But, at least I'm your Khushy.
Would you like to go to the pound with me and pick out a dog for supper?
Sure we could go to the pound and then stop by wienerschnitzel and grab a dog. Though the best dogs are Sonoran dogs from taco stands. Korean Dogs are pretty good too. Do you like your dogs raw or cooked?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Wah on June 06, 2017, 06:21:33 AM
It was a room reference XD
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Wah on June 06, 2017, 06:21:48 AM
You know the worst movie of all time.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 06, 2017, 07:21:41 AM
I know what the room is, but never watched it. I heard it's hilarious though. I wouldn'tget the reference, but if you say "it's from the room" I'll get that.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 07, 2017, 02:09:33 AM
Perm what would you say is your main characteristic that people can point to and say "yep that is ThePerm?"
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 02:09:42 AM
☠
What no questions today?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 02:10:28 AM
What would you say is your favorite game of all time?
Board Game Risk
Card Game Fluxx
Video Game Super Mario Bros. 3
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 07, 2017, 02:34:54 AM
Terrorists have somehow done the impossible and captured me along with Insanolord, Unclebob and you. UncleBob, Insanolord and myself have each been strapped into their own electric chair that would instantly kill us if turned on. You've been given a remote with 3 buttons on it. The buttons are labeled Khushrenada, Insanolord and Unclebob. You are instructed to press one of the buttons. Doing so will activate the electric chair of the person who's name is on the button you press. You have 10 minutes to press a button and kill one of the three. If you don't, the terrorists will kill you and all 3 as well as detonate a nuke and destroy a major city killing millions. If you try and kill yourself, all 3 die and the nuke goes off. If you try to kill all 3 then your a terrible person and the nuke will also go off. As long as you kill one then the terrorists will give up having proven some point about psychological warfare. Which person do you select?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 03:24:17 AM
Terrorists have somehow done the impossible and captured me along with Insanolord, Unclebob and you. UncleBob, Insanolord and myself have each been strapped into their own electric chair that would instantly kill us if turned on. You've been given a remote with 3 buttons on it. The buttons are labeled Khushrenada, Insanolord and Unclebob. You are instructed to press one of the buttons. Doing so will activate the electric chair of the person who's name is on the button you press. You have 10 minutes to press a button and kill one of the three. If you don't, the terrorists will kill you and all 3 as well as detonate a nuke and destroy a major city killing millions. If you try and kill yourself, all 3 die and the nuke goes off. If you try to kill all 3 then your a terrible person and the nuke will also go off. As long as you kill one then the terrorists will give up having proven some point about psychological warfare. Which person do you select?
This is like The Box crossed with the Dark Knight. If It was my choice I'd probably let the millions die. I don't know who they fucking are. They're all going to die eventually. What difference does it make if it's now or 100 years from now? But I obviously want to live because I'm selfish. But since you snuck in my room behind my door pretending to be a ninja and also presented this scenario then it has to be you.
unless, I suspect if I kill one of you it actually kills me. Then in that case I'd pick all three because there's no real moral choice. I wouldn't be a terrible person either because I didn't set the situation up.
My uncle Bob not to be confused with Unclebob asked me the other day if my mom planned on selling the car should I get the cheap battery that might go out in a year or get a newer battery while more expensive will probably last two years. My response to him was "I don't care, it's my moms money, which one would you get?"
So, the other question is. Can I see you or talk to you? Because if that's the case I'll have you guys volunteer. If you guys can't solve the problem in 2 minutes I'll have you vote. If you can't vote in 6 minutes then a quick rock paper scissors tournament. That's how a gym teacher would solve it anyhow.
Also, if I have a coin of some sort then the coin decides.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 07, 2017, 04:01:51 AM
You can see us through a window in the room you are being held but we can't see you and you can't talk to us. Push a button or die and then the terrorists will also kill your zombie corpse to ensure you get twice killed over.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 04:20:24 AM
Am I naked?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 07, 2017, 04:24:03 AM
Not unless you wanted to be. The terrorists didn't think it necessary for you to be naked just to find out which of those three people you like the least.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 04:34:33 AM
If I'm not naked I could always use my undies as a coin.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 07, 2017, 06:19:12 PM
What do you look for in a partner? Like smart, attractive, great personality ect?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 07, 2017, 07:31:41 PM
I don't do much know what I look for so much as I know what I avoid. I don't like posers.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 07, 2017, 08:49:35 PM
Have you ever been to the Grand canyon?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ShyGuy on June 07, 2017, 08:54:00 PM
My Turn! Have you got a better computer yet?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 07, 2017, 10:27:29 PM
Do you have a favorite quote?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 07, 2017, 10:47:22 PM
Chocolate or peanut butter?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Khushrenada on June 07, 2017, 10:47:31 PM
Cake or pie?
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 08, 2017, 12:43:04 AM
From? You act like it's over. The Golden Age began when I joined these forums and it ends when I leave them. NWR's Golden Age is still happening even if sometimes it appears like there is more pyrite than gold being posted here.
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: Phil on June 10, 2017, 01:55:04 AM
Let us not argue over semantics in this topic, Khush!
Title: Re: Ask ThePerm part 2
Post by: ThePerm on June 10, 2017, 02:07:16 AM
Which users from NWR's golden age do you miss the most? Have any new users helped to not replace them but ease the burden of losing them?
I'll just list users I miss
Bill, Mouseclicker, Grey Ninja, Miss Pikmin, PIAC, Nitsuj, Termin8anikin. There are some users that I am not sure if they are gone or have just new names, or something. Every once in a while I'll check on a user and it turns out they haven't posted in 3 years or so. When that happens I try to see if they're on twitter or something. Like Infernal Monkey. He has a pretty interesting new job.
